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2016

08

Dec

Lea Michele Booty of the Day

I used to think Lea Michele was a dude…who dressed like a girl – and had some angelic voice that her parents beat into her before selling her off to Broadway – and then GLEE…but it turns out that after staring at her ass – as she awkwardly pops it out…

I realize it doesn’t really matter if she’s got a dick, she’s done this girl thing enough, she’s got fame and money and despite not being all that hot…is widely accepted as a girl…and if you talk to any tranny sex workers – they’ll tell you that it’s not even gay to fuck a tranny, as they are “women” with dicks, and most of their clients are straight men….we call closet cases with weird sexual issues thanks to trying to find things that turn them on….

She’s at some event…who cares….

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2016

08

Dec

Baywatch Trailer of the Day

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Baywatch proves that not all 20 year old things are good…

I get that Hollywood is running out of ideas. I get that Hollywood likes to play off nostalgia, it worked in the past, let’s try it again, for a new market – that doesn’t even go to the movies….by making it into a movie…

I think it was a shitty TV show, obviously I used to watch it in a pre-porn era – to see Pam Anderson’s clown tits but now they are putting it together with new pussy…that isn’t really that eventful, but that has a trailer…

I guess they don’t realize that tits can be found everywhere, it is called instagram…we don’t need shitty storylines to go along with our tits….even the bitches in this are naked all over the place…garbage..but the Rock is in it so people are probably pumped on that…40 year old people…because anyone under 40 DOESN’T Give a fuck about this garbage…unless they want to be reminded that Hollywood is pretty fucking dead…

They didn’t pay me for this – but they should have…

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2016

08

Dec

Man Kicks a Girl Down the Stairs and Other Videos of the Day

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Wheel Barrel Fail

Terrible – Driver Falls Asleep and Drifts into a Truck…

Crane Falls in Korea…

Nevada High School Student Gets Shot in the Shoulder…

Woman with Breast Cancer – Humiliated by TSA

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2016

08

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world is a spread pussy – and my impotence makes it impossible for me to cum on it….so I’ll just angrily stare….

That’s all I have to say about that….I call comments like that – the reason I don’t have success…

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Girl Fails 2016
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Phoebe Price Huge Monster Tits…
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Adam Driver and Michael Shannon in Actors on Actors
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Slutty Katie Holmes the Black Dick Lover
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Hollywood is Remaking Little Shops of Horrors – RICK MORE-ANUS
Ashley Graham Wants to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel
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Amazing 583 Basketball
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Train Surfing in Paris
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Cat Face of the Day
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2016

07

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I do it all for the butt hole pics…but the butt hole pics are few and far between these days…maybe it is because all that shit requires work, and there are far more people out there hustling the internet, and it is too competitive. They are more intense and more passionate about it than me…I’m just a low level pervert with a blog- which is something no one cares about now that there’s social media…I mean the word blog itself is so stupid and doesn’t make girls want to send butt hole pics….so I rely heavily on butt hole pics that girls take for other people and have laying around that they’re willing to send to me…it’s the only butt hole pics I get…the sympathy butt hole pics…because the internet mimics real life…if anything it mimicked it and is now real life…and in real life the only pussy / butt hole I ever got was sympathy based…

Keep expectations low. Some people are designed to win, others…not so much..

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Mariah Carey Tits..
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Suicide Squad’s Honest Trailer
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Rat Cow Forgets to Show Her Tits at an Event
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Jennifer Lawrence – Legs
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Chastain is Hiding her Tits
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“The Kardashians ARe Trying to Prevent Blac Chyna From Using Their Name”…is Actual News
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Christina Ricci’s Cleavage
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Spaceship Earth – Becomes Death Star
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Rat Cow Lingerie
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Shotgun Guitar….Interesting..
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Old Lady Jennifer Aniston’s Face has Been Rebuilt
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Chanel Westcoast – Nipple
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How the White House Swaps Out Presidents
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Lexus is Lit
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Emmy Rossum Bores the Fuck Out of Me
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Kim Kardashian Wants to Divorce Kanye because it’s a Great Headline
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Amy Schumer on Being Fat barbie
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People are still loving the Ariel Winter’s Ass in August
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Most Expensive Piece at Art Basel – Wasn’t an Instagram Hooker Sugar Baby
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Crazy Train Surfing
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Brad Pitt Doesn’t Want the WOrld To Know He’s Gay
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Emanuelle Chriqui’s Ass Looks Good
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Your Future President is the Man of the Year
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Crazy Cat Lady and Her Crazy Cat Face
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Tiffani Amber Thiessen’s Bathing Suit Pics Still Scare me
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Street Lamp Saves a Woman’s Life
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Mom Audrina Patridge in a Bikini for 2005
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People Are Awesome….A Questionable Statement…I prefer Sometimes People Do Awesome Things
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The Howe Twins are ALive…With Hard Nipples
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The Peyton Roy Chick’s Slutty Dress
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How to Make a Batman Grappling Hook
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Gigi Hadid Cameltoe and Plastic Face Winning an Award at the The Fahion Awards
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Roman Polanski is Never Coming Back
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How To Prounouce MATHS
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Sara Jean Underwood Tits
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Karrueche Tran
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Old Monster Tits..
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Big Titty Dance
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Rose McGowan Pussy
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Naked Chick in a Hammock
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Some Naked Chick
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Big Tits in a Mask
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Eliza Cummings – Face Down Ass Up
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Hot LEsbians in Nature
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Pussy on the Train
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2016

07

Dec

Gigi Hadid’s Cameltoe Winning Model of the Year Award of the Day

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I heard about this yesterday, rich kid, instagram model, GIGI HADID, just won the British Fashion Awards model of the year – because models come in all shapes and sizes, especially when they are rich and have large social media reach…it’s just a continuation, perpetuating, the bullshit lie….because as proven time and time again, the fashion industry isn’t actually trendsetters, they are trend followers, they don’t create people, people get created by their rich dads, and friends, and followers who like rich kids of instagram, because it’s easy to scam the internet with clickbait, fake news, busllshit garbage…it’s kind of what the internet is based on…

I didn’t bother mentioning this, because I hate all the HADIDs and Jenners and Kardashians…and don’t understand why people are so inamoured by them, their retard faces, their plastic surgery, their rich girl bratty lifestyles, their claims they are hard working as they money grub….or why we allow them to exist..as conscious people…

But she had a cametoe at the event so I figure that’s a step in the right direction towards maintaining relevance before your horsefaced whiney jealous sister steals it from you…as you all scam everyone….All These Mooch Bitches….at least Kim K fucked in video to get where she wanted to go…these latch ons are just the fucking worst…

Now she’s got a trophy, validation, to go with her riding ribbons…fuck that….let them crash and burn…rich kids are supposed to fail and commit suicide in their depression from having everything….that’s what we should be fighting for..

In stupid Gigi Hadid News – that is worse than Fake News – but that has less creativity and substance than fake news – PIZZAGATE… she announced on Wednesday, plans to follow in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian and her friend Kendall Jenner by taking a month off from Instagram over the New Year’s holiday.

BUT THANK GOD SHE ADDED

“I’m not deleting my account. I’m just taking the app off my phone.”

CLOSE CALL…

Garbage humans ruining society.

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2016

07

Dec

Elsa Hosk – Naked for LUI Magazine and David Bellemere of the Day

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I am incapable of posting as quickly as David Bellemere releases pictures of nude Victoria’s Secret models…or really all models…because it just seems to be an endless supply of titties for fashion on girls who are ridiculously good looking, so good looking they have made a career out of it, but that in and of itself is ugly, vapid, superficial, and takes away from their outter beauty – making me think that despite making their own money at this shit, they still want rich and famous dudes to validate their existence, but maybe they are just in the scene, that’s who’s hitting them up, and why date a broke person –

Elsa Hosk, is a titty model from Sweden who got mainstream…because that’s how it works when you look like Elsa Hosk….things work out…

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2016

07

Dec

Irina Shayk for a Lingerie Brand for Xmas of the Day

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It’s interesting to see in a world where Christmas has been outlawed, at least pre-trump, where Politically correct has taken over so hard that it’s almost racist in and of itself…all this cultural appropriation, and safe space and trigger warnings and sensitivities to nonsense that people feel are actually worth fighting about, including Christmas…since not everyone celebrates Christmas…it’s unfair to shove it down America’s throat….we can call it Holidays, but eventually, the people who doesn’t believe in Holidays will want to be included, and we will call it nothing, even though the Jewish people all monetize off this shit, hell all the commercial Christmas songs were written by one…and all the movies made about Christmas are Jewish produced…and all the products we buy each other are Jewish sold…Chinese made….so if anything the Jewish people created Christmas…so let’s keep calling it Chrismas…

I mean this is nothing new, it’s just interesting to see a blatantly obvious Christmas ad, when USA is so safe space about this shit…while the Italians and their lingerie don’t give a fuck…and I guess either do pregnant with rich and famous sperm russians don’t either…

So here’s some cheesy, but familiar, Holiday underwear…something that I think is nice, because I’m a christmas music listening christmas fan…even if all my Christmas’ have been a fail, depressing, rock in stocking type shit, it’s still a good time that warms my drunken damaged soul…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2016

07

Dec

Hilary Rhoda Naked for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Jesus…David Bellemere did another photoshoot. This guy is shooting nude girls every fucking day, it’s just impossible for one person to put out this much content for mainstream and some lower level publications. Clearly he’s either double dipping in a “While I have you here, lets do a shoot”…or dude just knows exactly how to shoot the same damn picture…naked models…over and over again..it’s become fast food..he just churns it out…like a big mac…

Along with Victoria’s Secret, other brands, magazines, his own weird calendar project..his OG gig with LUI…dude’s just got 5 shoots published a day…

The model is Hilary Rhoda…Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…and not the good kind of crab eaters….the terrifying crab eaters you’d expect to see wrestling in the walmart parking lot over the last 25 gallon jug of vegetable shortening, or the fucking family jug of Arizona Ice Tea….because mom’s gotta bake some fucking cookies……or lube herself up real good – to fit into her pants..you get what I’m saying….and that is that I’d like to wrestle Hilary Rhoda for anything…but mainly for the erections..

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2016

07

Dec

Rebecca Szulc Swimwear Photoshoot of the Day

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Her name is Rebecca Szulc, apparently, she’s one of the 7,000 people I follow – who don’t follw me back on instagram, a place where I assume she’s building up her portfolio and fanbase so that companies keep on giving her work, because I guess people tell her she’s hot, or she looks in the mirror and thinks she’s hot, or maybe she’s lazy and just figures this is a good life and it feels good on the soul when you’re constantly reminded that you’re hot, because ultimately she is hot….but then again, I think everything under the age of 27, even the fat girls, are hot…

She seems to be from Australia, moved to LA / obviously, and this seems to be a DIY instagram type photoshoot for what I think is a swim company, because of course it is…and she’s got a great face, I can see her nipples, nothing wrong with the way the world works…the quest to Kardashian….nothing wrong with it at all….good face, skinny, tits, ass, half naked..all the things you’d want in a picture…all the things every picture on social media seems to have…good times.

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