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2017

22

Mar

Slutty Model Sisters Leveraging that they are Sisters to Make Their Topless Shoot Go Further of the Day

Sarah Halpin and Joanna Halpin are sisters…who are making moves, very slowly, as models who get naked – both doing the same hustle because both come from the same household and have the same moral and value system – but who know above all and most importantly – as the Budwesier Twins and the Playboy Twins of our era….knew…that two is better than one – and when girls get naked together – while related – even if it’s not a big deal – and they aren’t eating each other out…magic gets set off in our soul….

This is as trashy as all the other TWINS….but it’s the instagram era…where the quality and posing of images is less trashy…it’s soft lit, soft focus, posted romantically but the underlying message is still the same…trash…and if this is TRASH I am happy to be both the garbage man picking it up, or the homeless man digging through it for food scraps to sustain….

Posted in:Joanna Halpin|Sarah Halpin

2017

22

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hard Nipples in a Bikini for Love Magazine’s Spring Video of the Day

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Love Magazine had so much success with their YOUTUBE channel – that they finally decided to go POOTIE PIE…and create more hot content for YOUTUBE….fashion porn that GOOGLE can run ads on…because that’s where the eyeballs are and the idea of trying to trick people to go to your site to run ads….is a dying art…while giving into the corporate monster by giving them your content to make money off you is the only answer…or way to get famous..

So what was once a fashion magazine, is now a Youtube / Google employee…./ Instagram / Facebook Employee…because the WEB is dead….but youtube is the fucking answer….at least when they get their March “Spring Break Series” up with Alessandra Ambrosio and her big old fake tits and hard nipples..

She also did a photoshoot…for some other bullshit…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Kate Hudson Photoshoot of the Day

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Kate Hudson – the vagina that attempted murder Owen Wilson with her slutty, spoiled and entitled brats raised in hollywood vagina behavior…is in a Magazine posing slutty enough for me….because she’s photoshopped…

I watch her Facebook lives where she pretends to be a wholesome fitness chick who owns some fitness brand because she does…that’s the beauty of being rich and famous, make money from all kinds of places, all thanks to making money from your allowance, before your parents make their friends hire her in their moves that require zero to no acting talent…but rather just being the body needed to drive the shitty storyline home…

She ignores my questions on Facebook live….because she’s an asshole – she’s also looking real haggard, she’s looking real old, she’s got the botox and fake tits but it’s not working on her live streams…but shit’s alright in Harper’s Bazaar….young mom bounced back when she was young – but it looks like shit’s caught up to her…as she nears menopause….but not when she’s professionally shot, lit and made up….she can still push this..

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Bojana ‘Bo’ Krsmanovic for Maxim of the Day

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Bojana Krsmanovic is a 25 year old Serbian model with big tits – who could be or could have been a sex worker – because of the whole Eastern European hot thing – but who cares if she is or not – because all girls are sex workers in their own right – they just won’t admit it – but will instead claim to be empowered – because it is empowering to get paid for being hot – whether as a model – or in SI Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2016…

Well now Maxim has taken her over to say “huge tits on a skinny frame from Eastern Europe”….must be celebrated in their photoshoot for a magazine that also covers Dax Shepard….TOP NOTCH.

I lost my virginity to a Serbian prostitute who couldn’t speak English but who was somehow here and she didn’t charge me…so I have a soft spot in my heart for these kind people…even though I didn’t cum when I lost my virginity. Something VERY important to this post – because Human Trafficking and Serbians is all I know…

I just checked her INSTAGRAM and I’m in love….

It’s too bad she only hit at 25…I mean that’s retirement age for models…but we got a good year in her…

Posted in:Bojana ‘Bo’ Krsmanovic|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Megan Fox Photoshopped to Shit Mom Butt Shot of the Day

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Megan Fox the TRANSFORMATIVE TRANSFORMER ACTRESS who looks TRANS thanks to all the PLASTIC surgery…..who has 12 kids with A-Lister Brian Austin Green…is the face of Fredrick’s of Hollywood, or the ass, because they’ve been bought from an out of touch brand that doesn’t realize a trashy plastic surgery ridden mom – who was once the hot chick in movies…a decade ago…isn’t the best face / or booty / or implants but I guess the brand director thinks she is. The kind of pervert still jerking off to old photoshoots thinking “this will be great, we’ll do the alba with her”…..when really, there are 100,000 instagram sluts you can give 100 dollars to do to the same thing…and get far more relevance…but cutting this twat a check…that makes total sense..look at all the press they get from it….as we look on confused as to why trashy lingerie….like hooker sex shop lingerie that will give you yeast infections….but that can’t give Megan Fox yeast infections…her pussy’s too scarred…at least according to the research I’ve done….

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Ashley Graham Fat Chick Making Fat Chick Erotica Out of Carbs Cuz She’s Fat for Breakfast of the Day

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Ashley Graham is a fat chick and as a fat chick she gets really fucking excited about carbs…it’s the reason she’s fat in the first place….it’s like fill that belly up with as many baked goods as possible…two bagels…fuck yeah…let’s do a titty dance for my feeder fans…and for myself…and then eat two more…because bitch is a big…fucking pig…and now all the fat chicks can celebrate this fat chick and her fat chick scamming trying to prove that she’s empowered and loves being fat by playing with her one true love that will kill her….food…

Breakfast with Ashley Graham gets more intense when the cameras turn off and she shoves bananas in her asshole…because FRUIT….EWWW….use that to reverse feed myself…

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Public Breast Suck and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinny Man Falls Off Cliff

Pervert Masturbating in the Back Yard

Arm Break during Arm Wrestle…

Fat Golfer…VS Friend’s Face

REPEAT – The One Punch Knockout TWERK

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

22

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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So some girl is mad at me because she wrote me saying good morning and I said “good morning, morning pee video, thanks”

Because some of us like pee videos, especially first pee of the day videos, especially from young girls from instagram….who aren’t your fat wife but are instead wild and crazy and a reminder that people still live….

But the problem is every girl I ask for morning pee videos gets mad, not that they don’t send pee videos to other people, but because of my approach…

That are just trying to change me….to be like “that’s good, well rested, take on the day with energy and grace”….

But no…PEE VIDEO or get blocked and deleted you waste of space bitch…

Or just don’t tell me you slept all day and you’re just waking up.

See you’re the catalyst to our problem here…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…..FIRST pee of the Day links…

Autism Muppet….
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Topless Photo of the Day
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Hailey Clauson – Bikini Outtakes
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Wyclef – Police Brutality Victim
CLICK HERE

Stupid Car of the Day
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Trump Tried to Force One Direction to Meet his Daughther
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Mountain Bike Speed Record
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Fight Video of the Day
CLICK HERE

PORN MEME OF THE DAY
CLICK HERE

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2017

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw a women in the housing project that normally has a Hijab on….not wearing her Hijab…taking out the trash…and I wonder if she’s still alive….

I saw a mom and her late teen daughter in leggings…and the mom had a hotter ass than the daughter…and I wonder if I have experienced the last generation of moms having better bodies that their dumpy obese kids….

Yes…I look up from my phone when I’m outside in public sometimes….if there are bitches in leggigns, school girl outfits, bikinis, or tight shirts in my vicinity…

Because I remain a pervert…on his mothefucking way to get drunk…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Jennifer Lawrence is Still banging Darren Aronofsky
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Black Model in a Bikini
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The Man Who Breaks up Kids Fighting…
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Raccoon Steals a Bitches Bra
CLICK HERE

Olivia Wilde Looks Like Shit
CLICK HERE

The Wizard of Lies Trailer…
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Jessica Biel Curves
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Bella Thorne Pimping Some bullshit…
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Wyclef Got Racial Profiled in LA
CLICK HERE

Some Hot Body Bitch in a Bikini
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That Same Hot Bitch Topless
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Ashley Graham – bagel Bra
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Selena Gomez is in Toronto with her Boyfriend Looking Hot
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This Ridiculous traffic Beating Car
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Slutty Figure Skating is All Figure Skating
CLICK HERE

Crazy Sandwich of the Day
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Gal Gadot Had a Girl…
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Braless Kourtney Kardashian
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Nerf John Wick
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Car Flip…
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Dave Chappelle is Hurt by Key and Peele’s Feelings
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Woody Harrelson QUit Weed…
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Meghan Markle is Qutting Action to be the Other Prince’s Wife
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Jaime Pressley Got Robbed
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Bloopers in Blockbuster Movies – The Edit
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The Meaning of Chess in Movies
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Mandy Moore Ass in Jeans
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Creating Cocktails from the Simpsons
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Ellen’s Santa Barbars Estate is a Reminder that She Makes Too Much Money Being God
CLICK HERE

Scary Spice – Filed for Divorce..
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Some Other Model in a bathing Suit…
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Slutty and Amazing Cam Girls
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Worst Beach Sex Ever
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Keri Russell an American Ass
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Country Girls on the Ranch Gate…
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Danniella Levy has Huge Tits…
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Naked Greek Slut…
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Some Trashy Bitch and her Clown tits – Naked
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Voyeur Beach Sex…..
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Afternoon tumblr PORN
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Slutty Girls on Webcam
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Beard Oil GETS HOT YOUNG BOOTY
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Anastasia Ashley VS Masturbating Monkey
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

21

Mar

Rat Cow on Vacation Being a Rat Cow of the Day

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Rat Cow is so diverse – she can show more than just her tits – she can also show her ass…

Rat Cow is my favorite hybrid animal…it’s got the face of the rat, the prosperous utters of a cow, and it’s comes in the form of a woman who shameless prostitutes herself like some kind of sex worker, through exhibitionism, all to get attention and it worked….

She’s making over a million dollars a year at this bullshit racket, and it’s all because of her bullshit rack…that people jack it to…in a read that fast it will confuse you kind of way….

She’s not a fan of mine, not that she cares that I exist, but she cares enough to block me on social media – and that’s not very nice….especially when all I do is talk about how her lip injections look defated, or her fake tits look great for fake tits, all on her skinny frame that carries her average at best face…

It’s like these girls don’t like the ranking system, but they parade themselves around like a bunch of cows at the cattle auction for people to fucking rate them…

If they don’t want to be sexualized, or jerked off to, which they do, they are exhibitionists and just can’t say they like it, they could stay in the damn house and create something of purpose in the world…

Instead…they create smut, which arguably has purpose, it’s just low hanging fruit…look I have big tits…look at my big tits..pay me so I can go on vacation to whore out my big tits more than I already have because it’s been 5 years…and I need it to continue…

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW