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2017

13

Feb

Maitland Ward Lubed Up and Terrifying of the Day

I know I should focus my energy on all the younger hotter fame whores from social media…but I am old, find this more fun, funny, even hilarious, than the typical social media girls – all producing the same fucking picture, which I guess is ok, although boring, how many more average looking girls posing the same pose do I really need to see, when there are 40 year olds who were once on TV doing it…

Give me the tired once successful in the mainstream over the girl trying to get followers so she doesn’t need to work an actual job due to laziness, even if the girl doing it is younger and hotter, the old doughy one has more psychological issues…and those have more depth than the vapid shit we’re starting to get used to as every slut is a slut on their social media….there’s just no mystery, while in Maitland’s case….it’s like what the hell is going on here…nothing but question marks…

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2017

13

Feb

Emma Stern See through of the Day

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I love Emma Stern Nielsen……she’s a busty model who has been around for awhile, but new to me, even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I have posted pictures of her – I still don’t remember her…That’s not to say she’s not memorable, but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes…because there is too much noise out there all I want to do is by suffocated by her massive tits – that are making a dent in the social media world everyone is obsessed with….but that I would rather were dented by by erection banging into them….because I am staring them…but in the next few minutes I will be sure I’ll move onto new tits exposed for random bullshit trying to get famous…

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2017

13

Feb

The Grammy’s Happened of the Day

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I don’t watch the Grammy’s but I do watch girls masturbate on snapchat…but I don’t limit it to snapchat…I also watch it on instagram messages, imessage, whats app….I don’t watch girls masturbate on webcam sites, I like shit to be a little more personal…you know “we started at tinder, or an instagram follow, now we are here”….you know the illusion that they don’t do this for everyone…and that’s probably what a lot of people are doing in this porno, self involved, social media, internet is dead, the government wants us all giving them all our life, time and information via facebook, no time for anything else…but as long as the selfie videos of vaginas continue, that’s a good thing…it’s like down with celebrity culture, we are the celebrities, we are the pornstars, everyone loves us…except me…no one likes me…

So the Grammy’s happened…and…I didn’t watch it..but it happened…

Katy Perry Tits..performed…

Nicole Scherzinger NIPPLES of the Day

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Heidi Klum was there…so you know it’s music…

Britney Spears Got Some Tits….and and Old Fucking Face and I love her…

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Lady Gaga Was There Attention seekign….

Rita Ora – See Through….

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Charli XCX Silly T-Shirt…

Katy Perry Was There….because she is the Music Industry Puppet…

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Posted in:Grammy Awards|SFW

2017

13

Feb

Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Fuck for her Personal Site of the Day

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There comes a point in photoshop where the person in the picture is no longer human, not to say that Kim Kardashian has ever been human, she’s always been the fucking demon that crawled out of a toilet somewhere, who was luckily rich enough to set up her bullshit career from porn to victim to social media machine….but these photoshop pics on an already plastic surgery ridden monster…are just so silly…like a cartoon…a terrible fucking cartoon that should be taken out back and shot….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2017

13

Feb

Best Woman and Other Videos of the Day

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Motor Cycle Ends Up in Truck Bed

Bus Driver Loses His Shit!

Truck Plows Down People

Woman Hit by Lamp post

Ferry Crashes into the Dock

Clueless Sea World Protest

Truck VS Bridge

Runner Gets Elastic Band Attack…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

13

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My weekend was consumed by me trying to convince a married chick to let me cum in her before she went home for her weekly sex with her husband – because I find humor in the lie that is marriage – first hand – as he eats another man’s cum out of her…

It’s a fetish…

She didn’t go for it, but I know somewhere, out there, there’s a bitter wife trying to get revenge on her husband for all the hate, willing to make him a cum eater…

This is my life…

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Rihanna and her Flask
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Christina Milian in Spandex
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Do Honeybees Die When They Sting…
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Solange Freaks me Out
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The Blind Dog is the Cutest…
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Grammy Fashion Review
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Rachel McCord on all Fours
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Condom Slinky
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CeeLo Green is a Meme
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Nicki Minaj Travel days
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2017

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was exposed to a cunt with a jacked up face, she’s had her lips so fucking filled they looked like they were going to explode..and she was walking around the bar like she was a Paris Hilton….just giving everyone attitude like she owned the place..and she wasn’t even hot…I got caught behind her at the bar, and saw her reading an email that read “paid modeling gig”…and saw her name….and laughed….because she was a monster who clearly didn’t think she was a monster…pulling some Jenner stunts…I googled her, found her, she had 900 followers…and it reminded me that all young girls are not only jacking up their faces to look 40…..but also acting like they are celebrities….because they see it on tv…or on other social media accounts…because that’s what social media has created…little self obsessed cunts….nobody self involved cunts which is why I will die in childbirth if I ever knock up a Christian who refuses to get an abortion…like I should….and by die in Childbirth- I mean her.

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Courtney Stodden – Big Fucking Tits are Single
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Rosie O’Donnell’s Bannon
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Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid – Keep Straight Face
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Abigail Ratchford – Slut
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Craziest Fairground Ride in China…
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Scarlett Johansson Flashes TIT – Barely – Not Really
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Slutty Girls at New York Fashion Week
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Sasquatch on TV
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Charlotte McKInney- Big Tits – Botox Face in NYC
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Channing Tatum – Vodka
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Some Random Chick on the Beach
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Folding World Record Airplane…
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Dubstep Made of Bird Sounds
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Katy Perry Has a New Song
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Shia LaBeouf’s Trump Project Cancelled…
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Crashing a 1965 Mustang
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Hailey Baldwin and Sara Sampaio Shoot
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits…
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Jackie Cruz – Big Nipples
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How TO Time Travel
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1965 Mustang Trailer Crash..
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Grey Gardens is for Sale
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Lady Gaga Got Herself a New Man
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Selena Gomez is OUT
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Beauty and Lord Voldermat is the Dumbest Shit Ever
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Ed Sheeran On Taylor Swift’s Music…
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Debra Messing Was Told Off by her Director
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Michelle Monaghan Hot for Shape
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Drunk Arsonist Arrested For Exploding Fireworks
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Naked Girl with Big Tits
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Naked Model
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Two Girls – Big Tits – 4 Tits – Two Girls
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Some Topless Chick – with Big Tits
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Naked Chick – Amazing Sex Show
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Slap Em in the Pussy Part 2
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Amateur Foot Job
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Naked Webcam Chick…
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AMATEUR SLUT
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2017

10

Feb

Kendall Jenner See Through Outfit of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a very important model who shows her tits on the internet…and on the runway – because she’s so fucking classy…and luxurious like her gutter porn family and all their disgusting behavior….

What a fucking joke, looking at her walking her model walk you know her dad/mom trained her for when she was a little girl because it was the onlything IT could relate to her on…

SHe’s making this serious face, like she’s all serios…anothing thing she’s worked on and the whole thing…fucking terrible…but you can see her ass cheeks and even some nipple…because everyone shows their nipples…it’s the internet generation…

She’s not even good looking – what is this shit…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

10

Feb

Keke Palmer Nipple of the Day

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Keke Palmer fucking loves the press, she loves the paparazzi, she loves to wear outrageous see through outfits and every time she gets the chance to show off them tits, cuz they are just tits, desensitize that shit like she’s up in Africa in a Tribe and they are National Geographic…only the modern version of that…not because she’s black, but because the most fascinating thing in humanity right now is the narcissism, shamelessness, attention seeking, validating…they all want to get…and that they show their tits for..tits I like looking at- cuz they are tits…people are gonna call me racist for comparing her to National Geographic tribal people – and that’s just racist of you – cuz all I see is human…as we are all god’s people…

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2017

10

Feb

Lesbian Kristen Stewart Tits in Personal Shopper of the Day

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It’s safe to say that lesbian Kristen Stewart is trying to find herself, find her identity as a terrible actor, fight for the Oscar, hell they gave one to Anne Hathaway for shaving her head – they will definitely will get her one for showing her tits…because that’s what all Oscar winners need….

Give this lesbian titty a chance…

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