I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2017

04

Apr

Robot Kidman Nude in her Series of the Day

TOM CRUISES robot wife is still on her show…and I still said all I need to say about her last week when I first saw clips from the show….because robot Nicole Kidman makes me laugh and her whole storyline is funny….but I only have so much to say about her…

So it’s better when she’s getting naked in a movie, not in a weekly series, so I can stagger the Scientology created her in the basement lab to mask Tom Cruise’s gay…like they mask Danny Masterson’s rape… and when they fired her as his robot wife…something they trained the robot to be while producing her movie the Stepford Wives…they forgot to give her the “ghost” in her shell….like she was Scarjo…..and she continues to go on…soulless…acting…getting naked…looking pretty much the same as she always has…because Robots don’t age…and I guess when the apocalypse finally happens…and this bitch continues to exist…the world will find out the truth…but unfortunately we will all be too dead to basque in the glory of knowing I am right and that these tits are AI…something that won’t stop you from jerking off to her – because AI is your only hope in finding love….because you’re pathetic and fuck inanimate objects as it is…

I come from an era where the fat dude from NYPD Blue, Denis Franz, showing his ass on TV caused an uprise with the Christian weirdos who try to repress human nature and the human experience, so seeing TV take it’s cue from internet porn always speaks to my soul…keep up the good fight you big budget fucks…

Posted in:Nicole Kidman

2017

04

Apr

Tove Lo Naughty Performance of the Day

Tove Lo is an artist people. She has a song that was really huge and that means she comes from a special place where artists come from…you know because commercial success is what actually defines artists..or maybe it’s what makes artist go over the top in their artistry so that people don’t discover they are actually just a bunch of posers, fame whores, trying to cash in…narcissists who love being stared at and watched….by people who pay to see them….dancing monkeys record labels use to cash in on…because it is a business after all…and real artists are usually too busy in basements, squatting, or in the jungle at some commune, or homeless on the street…to have the vanity needed to be a celebrity…so I call bullshit on Tove Lo…but support her attempt to trick the basic minded people into thinking she is art…by pulling out her tits…in concert…for kids…like a sex offender…because it’s just doing the Madonna 2.0….shock / awe / expose / be talked about, sell albums, fly private, buy mansions, support people….like real artists do….not that I care she’s showing her average at best tits…and that works for me….

Posted in:Tove Lo

2017

04

Apr

Mr Lea Michele Butt Shots of the Day

Sir Lea Michele is on the hustle, I don’t know what she’s promoting, or why she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate, but maybe she thinks she’s ovulating because she’s that into her role as lifelong woman, she needs to channel things women go through…or maybe she is a woman and I am just an asshole for calling her a dude due to her hard face, when she’s got a fit little body for a 30 year old, with some swollen, likely implant tits, making her face and her manly jaw irrelevant…something we can assume she’s trying to prevent herself as a whole, with her voice of an angel, in whatever it is she’s promoting by getting half naked, because that’s how people promote things, in this “don’t sexualize me, let me sexualize myself, since sex sells world”….

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

04

Apr

Berit Birkeland Titties and Burgers of the Day

I like seeing hot model bitches you’ve never heard of because they aren’t quite famous yet, but they are trying to get there and all it takes is a good music video or porn tape or seires of titty pics to get there – because that’s how the world works – get naked for followers – but never admit you’re doing it for that purpose – pretend it is empowering. GOOD FOR BUSINESS….

I also like when those model bitches you’ve never heard of are eating burgers and fries because I know it’s their one meal of the week, or maybe it isn’t even a mean and she went and puked it up, or maybe she eats like this daily but won’t be fat due to genetics, since she’s named BERIT…we can assume she’s first generation American from Minnesota..

But I really like…when their tits are out…like Berit’s tits…that are out…and have been out before – but never too many tits is what my granny always told me and my granny was always right…

Edgy.

Posted in:Berit Birkeland

2017

04

Apr

Ophélie Guillermand TITS of the Day

Ophélie Guillermand is some model with a lot of followers – so I assume she’s important – even though this is the first time I’ve heard of her….

Between all the girls being thrown at us from every industry…movies, music, TV, Fashion, lingerie, Swim, Porn,hip hop ratchet…and all the girls throwing themselves at us on instagram, snapchat, TUMBLR in their slutty selfies…and all the girls on tinder, or in real life at stripclubs or bottle service or even working at Starbucks as a BARISTA…exposing themselves and sending nudes…

It is impossible to keep track of them…you see because every girl is a slutty, exhibitionist, attention seeker…

So this Ophélie Guillermand…is apparently in the top 50 models in the world, sounds legit, and more important than “some girl who shows her tits on the itnernet”…making this fire more premium to digest…like a fine wine…versus malt liquor…the pussy version…

She’s from France, so topless is like wearing a shirt…and here are the tits regardless because topless to me…will always be topless to attempt to jerk off to even if I need more anus exposed to actually get off…These are some big natural juicy old tits…foreplay…

Posted in:Ophelie Guillermand

2017

04

Apr

Bella Hadid is a Model in a Magazine of the Day

In case you weren’t a believer that BELLA HADID was a model…and you just assumed that BELLA HADID was a rich kid, with an older sister who is also a rich kid, and a mom who is a fame whore reality TV star, who shamelessly wanted attention so bad she did some show about vapid rich housewives…while her other stepsons did some other reality show and her other stepdaughters did another reality show…in the whole LA scene is some incestuous, vortex from hell of these vain egotistical rich people sucking each other’s dicks while having this superiority complex that gets them hired by idiot brands trying to get a piece of that action…making them all more money….

Here’s the Sunday Times Fashion Insert proving she’s a model…because they don’t just feature vapid rich kids that aren’t even that hot…they feature vapid rich kids that aren’t that hot but that tricked the world into thinking they are models….

That’s how journalism works…they’d never lie to us…meaning Bella Hadid is REAL..just look how she poses – how could that be a lie…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

04

Apr

Lottie Moss is a Model Because Her Last Name is Moss of the Day

I find it interesting that anyone can become a model nowadays – thanks to social media and a last name. You don’t need to have anything that makes you look like a model. You don’t need to be tall or sickly skinny or interesting looking. You just need those followers, that last name, a Half Sister with connections from being one of the most popular models, paving the way for you to scam your way into being a model, without having anything substantial about you….and it fucking works…because people are flimsy morons who don’t care about value or substance, and just take what’s given to them, or what they are told to take, because they are lazy minds, drones even, trained to double click photos, but not to push the boundaries of content or humanity to do interesting things…

I feel like I live on a Disney set….and funny enough on this Disney set is a hell of a lot of women far more amazing that Lottie Moss…and I like all women….yet they just don’t have the right last name or half sister to create them…..

I understand nepotism, keep the rich richer, but this inclusion is nonsense, it’s like this girl isnt’ hot enough to be a top model, why give her the job, cuz she asks? Put her in the office, or behind the scenes, or like a back-up dancer because she can’t actually sing…where singing is standing around and posing for the camera…

She’s not Kate Moss…but she can pretend she is because people hiring her apparently do.

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

04

Apr

Dude’s Dick Gets Stuck in a Woman’s Vagina and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Hops Off Moving Bus

Amy Schumer Freaks Out On Another Girl Calling her a Slut and Prostitute For Making Out with her Boyfriend

Cops Unload Clip on Utah Man who Apparently Has a Gun

Motorcycle Dude Catches on Fire

Woman Get Stabbed By Her Husband

Dutch Dude in Thailand Electrocutes Himself

Gas Station Clerk VS Gun

Dead Tourist After Bar Brawl

I Like When the Bull Wins

Posted in:stepLINKS|stepNEWS

2017

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Asking girls on Tinder to shit on you rarely gets a positive response….even if it comes from a frustrated place because only fat monsters swipe right on you…and often times…it is only 10 percent of the fat monsters on tinder….because even fat girls aren’t desperate enough for me…so when they come through, which is one match every few days, you have to bring your romance…or pretend you have a scat fetish…early on in the conversation to get it out of the way….and by it I mean the fat chick…who is only a keeper if she’s desperate to shit on a dude…because shitting on each other is fucking weird….unless you’re German…

Yes…that was my monday night…WELL spent apparently…productive and balanced life…and here are some stepLINKS…

Harrison Ford Gets Off for being a Pilot with Dementia
DON’T CLICK HERE

The Weird Dude who Talks Backwards
DON’T CLICK HERE

Ghost in the Shell Tanked…but I Paid 20 Dollars for this Garbage…Because I am so Not Mainstream
DON’T CLICK HERE

Nicki Minaj – Edgy
DON’T CLICK HERE

Crushing Stuff with the Hydraulic Press…
DON’T CLICK HERE

King Arthur Legend Trailer
DON’T CLICK HERE

J.Lo introduces A-Rod to her Mom
DON’T CLICK HERE

Big Tits in a Bikini Top….
DON’T CLICK HERE

Yng Thug as Historical Paintings
DON’T CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight…I will attempt to get as many girls as possible to do the soft drink enema party trick that’s going viral….I figure strike while the iron is hot because all these people are such half retard drones with no opinion of their own…that it takes one viral stunt to make everything some kind of social norm….but then again, the only girls I talk to are all ready about this shit…I’ve been getting coke bottles in pussies since the 80s…I am just glad it is going mainstream…

That said…I am also glad that girls are wearing short skirts here…because winter is almost over…because with skirts comes me looking up skirts…to come….Here are some stepLINKS….

Ghost in the Shell – Is the Latest White Washed Piece of Shit
CLICK HERE

Eden Sassoon – In a Bathing Suit…
CLICK HERE

Naya Rivera and David Spade are Fucking in the Pool…
CLICK HERE

Kelly Rowland – Bathing Suit Life…
CLICK HERE

Sailboat Capsizing in Cali
CLICK HERE

The MUMMMY – Official Trailer
CLICK HERE

Salma Hayek – Slutty Tits
CLICK HERE

Comparing Young Thug to Historical Paintings
CLICK HERE

Maitland Ward’s huge Tit – Terrible April Fools Joke
CLICK HERE

Amber Heard Practicing Fights for Some Movie
CLICK HERE

Adrienne Bailon – TIGHT Cameltoe Pants
CLICK HERE

The World’s Fastest Banjo Player is Great
CLICK HERE

When You Mute the Music – The Rolling Stones are Creepy
CLICK HERE

Guy Pretends to be a Kid When Calling Lamborghini
CLICK HERE

Marnie Simpson Nipple
CLICK HERE

Francesca Eastwood – TITS on the Beach
CLICK HERE

Chloe Grace Moretz Face
CLICK HERE

I find Happiness in Chimp Throws Poo At Grandma’s FAce
CLICK HERE

Alec Baldwin Wants to Forget the Voicemail He Called His Daughter Ireland a Pig on…
CLICK HERE

Brining Music to the Deaf
CLICK HERE

Kendall Jenner – Shorts
CLICK HERE

Courtney Cox – Bikini
CLICK HERE

Hot British Slut in a Bikini in Dubai
CLICK HERE

Soccer Erotica of the Day
CLICK HERE

Weird Cartoons….
CLICK HERE

Reptiles in Florida…
CLICK HERE

Rita Ora White Panties
CLICK HERE

Sarah Hyland Showing Some Bra
CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez – Really Expensive House…
CLICK HERE

John Legend is the Worst…Here he is Singing Gordon Ramsey Quotes
CLICK HERE

Kaley Cuoco at Some Event
CLICK HERE

Google GNOME
CLICK HERE

Ashley James – Tits
CLICK HERE

Dog Carries Other Dog in a Bucket
CLICK HERE

Kim K – Tube Top Monster
CLICK HERE

Wrestling Proposal
CLICK HERE

Carrie Underwood in a Slutty Dress
CLICK HERE

The Are Selling the 2008 DNC Speech at Auction
CLICK HERE

Justin Trudeau Challenged Matthew Perry to a Fight
CLICK HERE

Real Life Iron Man is a Joker with his Jet Packs
CLICK HERE

Jasmine Tookes – Model
CLICK HERE

Louis CK Trailer…
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!
================

DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKED UP………..Battle of the Bulge….
CLICK HERE

Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
DON’T CLICK HERE

Naked Yoga in NYC
CLICK HERE

Masturbating Babe
CLICK HERE

Superman THAT HO
CLICK HERE

Rhian Sugden in Body Paint
CLICK HERE

Some Model Showing TIT
CLICK HERE

Broken Asshole of the Day
CLICK HERE

Sidewalk Sex
CLICK HERE

Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
CLICK HERE

Naked Redhead
CLICK HERE

Slippery Porn Slut
CLICK HERE

Naked Nature Watch
CLICK HERE

SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
DON’T CLICK HERE

More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
CLICK HERE

Find Local Girls TO Fuck RIGHT HERE
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Find More Great Links Here….
DON’T CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS