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2017

05

Apr

Kendall Jenner’s Controversial Pepsi Ad of the Day

I think the biggest joke in this ad is that they are using Kendall Jenner and girl isn’t doing it for free, like she should be, according to me, because I understand there is value in using someone all the kids follow and who has positioned herself as relevant, but I think she wants it so bad, isn’t that hot, and the whole family disgusting, trashy, twats who shouldn’t be given money for anything due to their desperation and the fact that they do NOTHING…and have DONE nothing…and aren’t talented in anyway….it’s like “you wanna be in our ad, cool, but we aren’t paying you, we pay the professionals”….proving yet again that professional models don’t need much skill….

But people are mad because it mocks activism. It mocks black lives matter. The intent is to say “cops kill black people, but some rich cunt so detached from reality can hop into a protest and hand a cop a Pepsi, because she’s some rich cunt so detached from reality, and she didn’t really even want that Pepsi, she’s more a coke girl, but Pepsi are the one paying her so let’s pretend OK”…..

So rich vapid twat – detached from the world – hops into a protest from a BUSY photoshoot because that’s what defines Kendall…doing photoshoots…with some random activist…and within a minute she’s with the cops….knowing she’s more like them than these dirty activist weirdos..

Either way, activists are pretty upset about it. Talk about parodying what goes on the world, making it cheesy and a joke, using a joke of a model, whose career is very real, but still a joke….

It’s nice to see a rich kid, uneducated and unaffected, can mend the differences between cops and protestors…blacks being shot by cops….because she is the beacon of white gold…white hope..and can solve everything with a Pepsi.

The more absurd thing about this commercial isn’t the mocking of Black Lives Matter or the Women’s March, or really any anti-establishment commanding change event….it’s that this probably cost 10 million dollars to produce. 10 million dollars that could have been spent elsewhere on good.

I guess this is why COKE is the party drug of choice.

The only thing that would make this better, funnier, more powerful is if the cop shot her in the throat for being a fucking terrorist…

I guess this has been a success for Pepsi….people be talking.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

05

Apr

Naked Woman in the Streets of Iran and Other Videos of the Day

Cop Being Interviewed VS Guy with a Beer Bottle

Woman Taken Out in Police Chase

Armoured Truck Gets Blowed the Fuck Up

Woman Accuses Uber Driver with Rape – This is Hilarious

Old Lady Pranks her Husband with a Water Bottle..

Owner Tries Saving Dog from a Cat Attack in the Weirdest Way

Burnout With Unexpected Ending

Rogue Tire Takes Out a Dude

Angry Kazakhstan Actress VS Producer’s Car OVer Nude Scenes in Some Random Foreign Country

Dude Gets Taken the Fuck Out by Some Sort of Tree

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

05

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today is a great day to not kill yourself, because watching how all this nonsense unfolds is pretty entertaining. Seeing how weird people have become as our species prepares to self destruct thanks to over population….everyone seems fucking crazy and I like watching from the sidelines…mainly because part of that crazy is girls of all sizes posting nudes online…as an internet veteran…this is a huge thing, something I dreamt of back in the mid 90s….before the internet was actually mainstream and everyone was putting out bikini selfies. What a wonderful time to be alive. So much vagina every which way.

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Water Wars!!!
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The Most Popular Video of the Week
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Turtle Plays Fetch
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In Fascinating News the Susan Sarandon – Julia Roberts Feud You Never Knew Or Cared About Was Blown Out of Prportion
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Madison Beer Hot in a Magazine
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Cindy Crawford is Big and Doughy in a Bikini
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IT and DR Seuss Mash-Up
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Shay Mitchell Slutty But Not Slutty Enough – Photoshoot
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2017

04

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Part of me feels sad when the fat girl I talk to on tinder tells me about the other dudes she fucks from tinder…but another part of me is happy that I didn’t have to meet up with them and have that awkward internal struggle with myself thinking “do I really want to stick my dick in that”…especially after she told me she fucks at least one dude on tinder a day – because it is a magical place where people who want to fuck can find people to fuck…even fat chicks I am scared to fuck but don’t mind staring at their pussy pics.

Yes…my life from the couch, rarely leaving the couch, is filled with excitement…carpal tunnel creating excitement…while I got sext angrily in the corner of my apartment drinking beer.

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PINK is 160 Pounds and 5 Foot 3 and In Leggings….
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Mattress Takes Out Then Saves a Biker…
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Pam Anderson’s Big tits are Survivors
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Baby Hippo Having Some Dreams is Amazing
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This Turtle Knows How to Play Fetch
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TRUMP has a Show On Comedy Central
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The Terror of “NO”
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Daniel Craig Will be Bond James Bond Again
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Mel B was Beat By her Husband
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Harrier Harper Tits
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Some Lindsey Morgan Bitch is Probably batgirl
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Mashup of IT and Cat in the Hat
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Babies Acting Out Frozen – Freaks me the Fuck Out – Brainwashing
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Rose McGowan Sex Slave….
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Kaley Cuoco – Hard Nipples
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Ireland Baldwin on Being a Fat Ass
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Madison Beer in a Magazine
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The Country Music Awards are Classy
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Zac Efron is a NINJA
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Fozzie Bear Doing 50 Cent in Da Club….
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Bella Hadid is a Proud Muslim
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Naya Rivera’s Tits That Bang David Spade
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This Dude Makes a Crazy Cubano Sandwich
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Shitty Kitchen Gadgets Put to the Test
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Charo’s Final Dance on Dancing with the Stars to Jerk Off To
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Paris Jackson VS Body Shamers
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Arianny Celeste – Nude in Mexico
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People Fucking Love this Python Eating a Porcumine Video…that I Find Disturbing as Fuck
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Most Unbreakable Cell Phone Ever
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Suge Knight was the Target on the Night TUPAC Died
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The Girl Who SMOOTHIES the RIGHT WAY
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3 Sets of Tits in the Tub
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Twat Fucked on Snapchat
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Naked Babe….in White Panties
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The Dude Left Out at the Orgy is HILARIOUS
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Hammock Pussy
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DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKED UP………..Battle of the Bulge….
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Penis Malfunction of the Day
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Amateur Tit Fondling
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Facial by the Lake….
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Spanked Ass of the Day
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Tasha Reign – Naked Pornstar Being a Pornstar
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Tits Dressed like Super Girl
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2017

04

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Crops Out her Face for Social Media Butt Shot of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is on vacation…and in a bathing suit…and she’s strategically shooting some hot body bathing suit erotica for hits..some social media action…because her body is good…it’s fit…..and as long as ugly Face Tisdale is hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools like a bathing suit that she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks..it works for me…because an ugly face doesn’t actually offend me, I just find satisfaction in calling her out, because she’s chosen the hollywood life not me, and in terms of hollywood, she’s pretty fucking average…which is probably why she’s not more famous than she is…but in terms of girls I’ve had sex with she’s a little above average -but mainly because I’ve had sex with some monsters…but face..means nothing…when there are ass / tits and pussy to stare at….

So here’s Tisdale bringing it like it matters when it really doesn’t…

Posted in:SFW

2017

04

Apr

Cindy Crawford Old Lady who was Once a Model in a Bikini of the Day

My favorite thing about these Cindy Crawford bikini pics are no that she’s in a bikini – but rather that the bikini allows us to see both that she’s old and falling apart, unlike Christie Brinkley, yet she’s still had work done to her face…and that she is no longer the Cindy Crawford of the 90s, but rather Cindy Crawford with the stomach and sex appeal of someone who is in their 90s….middle aged may not be senior but it’s old enough to not want to fuck with it…but luckily for her, there is a lot of documentation of her at her prime…which we can all google, her included to say “Hey look at what I used to look at”…you know basically what her husband – the heir to GERBER – does when he’s not fucking younger women but rather jerking off to his wife before going into the bedroom to fuck her….like he has to…it’s called marriage.

That’s why I encourage all girls under 25 to take as many nudes as possible, it will keep your husband fucking you, will inspire him to get hard for you, and to close his eyes and think about what was…when he’s not cheating on you of course…

I guess this body is the reason she’s passed the torch to her daughter….

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Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW

2017

04

Apr

Kate Upton Monster Tits in Vogue Thailand of the Day

Kate Upton’s monster tits are in Vogue Thailand, a very prestigious bootleg that is usually full of Lady Boys used as a menu for the british Tourists coming for to come in Lady Boys…idea children…at least that’s what I assume goes on a VOGUE Thailand, because that’s the only thing that really goes on in Thailand…the latest fashions aren’t that interesting to locals…but rather the latest ways to see your children to tourists is…

DOESN’T MATTER…..what does matter is that Kate Upton is still as prestigious as she once was – after buying her career with her Washing Machine inheritance – her great – grandfather invented the washing machine – so that she could have a career as the monster mid-western 17 year old tits dudes jerked off to…before the rest of her caught up with her by 19…and she was forced to live fat in shame in the corner..until realizing “My boyfriend is an athlete and we have a gym in my house, maybe I should use it, so that magazines like VOGUE THAILAND feature me like I matter”….all while trying to continue her acting career that only happened because she was viral internet popular…you know…but her tits…they are bigger than my head and that is always fun.

Here’s a video.

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

04

Apr

David Spade Fucking Naya Rivera is Hilarious of the Day

People were excited to see David Spade fucking Naya Rivera in Maui in the pool…which is probably part of the reason you shouldn’t jump into the hotel pool with so much ease and excitement after a long travel day to get to Maui….because David Spade and Naya Rivera are not the only people fucking the pool….EVERYONE is..and innocent you, the virgin, ends up with herpes cuz of it…which no vacation to me….

That said, who fucking cares who David Spade is fucking, this bitch was on TV for a minute and a half, got a bit of celebrity, fucked some black dudes, despite her dad Geraldo being against it, and ended up with an old white guy to replace her dad after her disowned her…

She’s a mom, so her pussy is banged out and not just because of the big black dick she’s had, so let David Spade take on her sloppy used up seconds. You don’t have to be old to be expired you know…

I checked her instagram and she’s posting were cosmetic treatments and the doctor who gives them to her for free – pretty fucking bootleg and trashy…are you sure she’s not a local stripper with a big following? Cuz that’s what they do on their social media…her as an actor..seems to be a ship that has sailed…like the sail…that is her labia…on a windy day…after getting out of the pool david spade fucked her in….Romance.

Looking Good,

Posted in:Naya Rivera|SFW

2017

04

Apr

Madison Beer in a Magazine and in a Bikini of the Day

Madison Beer is some stage parented, Justin Bieber found object, with tits that are trying to make it in America through song, and through tits, because people like 18 year olds and their tits, and now is the window of their tit opportunity to maximize and establish their tit future.

Now she’s in a magazine, showing the tits, but not to the extent we want to see the tits, that’s all part of the tit mystery.

Here is her social media tits…

Here she is in fitness

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2017

04

Apr

Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day

I don’t know what Mischa Barton’s marketing hustle is, but she was on Dr Phil yesterday, and unlike the CASH ME OUSSIDE girl who now has 8 million followers for being some illiterate pile of trash who America Loves…no one cared about Mischa Barton…

The whole show was about how she is stigmatized for being crazy, all because she was certified insane a while ago, and because a few months ago she had another crazy episode….but it also covered this new Sex Tape scandal, that is clearly a marketing hook, because no one gives a fuck about the Mischa Barton sex tape, we live in a porn era and she doesn’t matter, but with media she gets coverage and interest and it will increase the sale price of the tape that as of now is worth 500 bucks at best….but that they are trying to get 500k for…WHAT THE FUCK….

Well, she’s so down on her luck and crazy and in need of money, that aside from marketing her sex tape like she’s the victim, because she’s not getting work…she’s also promoting hooker water for the paparazzi owned hooker water company…that I guess they are paying her to be part of …or that I guess she is hoping sells sex tapes and the whole thing isn’t that hot or exciting because the main flaw in it is that it is Mischa Barton….

She’s old, she’s misguided and she’s pretty much done…did…

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