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2017

Apr

Courntey Cox in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why every 40+ celebrity went on vacation this weekend…from GOOPY PUSSY PALTROW….to Rachel Hunter …. To Ashley Tisdale who lies about her age and is close to 40…and Bella Hadid‘s jacked up face that could be 40 thanks to the great impact fillers have on these girls fucking themselves up everywhere….to Sienna Miller….washing out her cunt…it’s been bikinis all day for days…

But they were all in bikinis this past weekend…as was Courtney Cox, the less hot Friend who is rich as fuck because of Friends…and whatever else she’s been up to besides getting knocked up by David Arquette 12 years ago on the set of Scream and there is nothing too exciting about it other than the tits that are likely fake and the body that’s not disgusting considering she’s old as fuck and a mom…so here she is bringing it for the COX fans…who don’t feel she should be showing us how she handles cox…even though she’s named after that skill set…scammer…instead she sits around in bikini….big tits everywhere…old…and still worth a fuck…

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2017

Apr

Iggy Azalea Twerking of the Day

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I guess this is an Iggy Azalea new video….

Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me…

She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie…

Well here she is continuing the lie – because it made her money….and will continue to make her money and really being a ratchet stripper is not a hard thing to pull off..it’s not like strippers are well trained dance experts or whatever…it’s bottom of the barrel shit…

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2017

Apr

Ariel Winter Sluts Out for Kids and A “Booty” Round-Up of the Day

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So controversial – so shocking – the Smurfs event porned up by a sitcom child star who hasn’t Dana Plato’ed herself yet…Ariel Winter is a disgusting pile of sloppy shit of a woman…or girl…depending on how PC you are….

Ariel Winter is fat, dumpy, yet for some reason so badly raised by her parents who were stage parenting her and trying to cash in on her, they didn’t discipline her, but rather just sucked up to her, creating a monster who when she turned 18 and could be her own person, decided to do it by sexualizing herself….despite not being hot…

Sure a lot of people bought into it, and though “Damn, it’s the girl from TV I wanted to fuck as she went through puberty because I’m a fucking sexual predator”…

But for those of us who never saw one episode of modern family, we can all objectively objectify her and say…there’s nothing hot about this….I mean other than the fact that she wore it to a kids event for kids dressed like this…in some stripper party dress…because she’s an independent person – has a personal brand of sex symbol despite being a sex symbol like most girls who aren’t sex symbols by want to be sex symbols do…by being extra slutty to prove something…and this just proves to me..what I’ve been saying all along…send her back to the farm…she’s better off being used as bacon…because at least bacon leaves me feeling satisfied and wanting more bacon….right?

Anything for attention….little attention seeker brat….seeking attention…

TO SEE HER AT THE MOVIE PREMIERE CLICK HERE

She posted this pictures saying her booty is back in LA – and Yes…your booty is everywhere you go – because it’s so fucking big…and that isn’t always a good thing….it can be a bad thing…despite being 18….

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2017

Apr

Sienna Miller Bikinis of the Day

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Here’s some pics of MOM, not my mom, but I wish she was or that I would like to role play that she was, as I crawl into her vagina, and have her birth me out, so that when I breast feed it feels like it’s real…. Sienna Mille r

I’ve always been a fan of hers, I thought she was great those 2-4 years she was getting movie roles, not because of her acting skills but because she was hot…I just liked her look, her accent, and that fact that she exuded slutty loose moral girl who likes being filled by cock, all while having a hot petite frame…but maybe that was an act, a story I wrote because she was naked in all her movies…like all hot women should be…

So seeing her washing out her pussy with SEA water in these pics…speaks to my fucking soul…it probably stings….the open wounds…disinfecting them…..

TO SEE THE REST OF BIKINI 1 CLICK HERE

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2017

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Erotica of the Day

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I have been campaigning against Ashley Tisdale for a long time, she won a hottest girl of the year award, at this point many fucking years ago, but I keep going, and going and going, like I still run a blog at 47 years old that makes fun of 18 year olds, who won’t fuck me, because I am a vile fucking 47 year old who has a blog making fun of them, how is that normal, or something you’d want to be anywhere near…it’s terrifying…

Case in point, I’m fucking posting a GIF of Ashley Tisdale because she’s always known to maintain that body,because they face won’t matter as even the prettiest face, something she’ll never know, melts into a pile of shit…and the body…if it follows…as it usually does…will make said beautiful face a monster on a monster body, while this one started out disadvantaged….but knows if she maintains that body…people will still look at her dancing in a bikini…and that’s enough attention…if you think about it…the body is the pussy, ass, asshole, legs, feet and tits…while the head is just a mouth..so if you were buying a sex doll…you’d go for the body not the head…more bang for the buck…which I guess is what you do when you jerk off to this one…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

Apr

Rachel Hunter Bikini of the Day

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It’s safe to say that Rachel Hunter is no Christie Brinkley, but for anyone who is turning 47 like me will remember, when Rachel Hunter was at the top of her Sports Illustrated model game, she was the big one. She was the “Kate Upton”…you know sturdy, manly, not quite as famous but Rod Stewart married her because he historically is a bit dainty and likes manly women. She was not the busty delicate flower freak of nature of the petite frame…she was the tank…and that was at her prime, when estrogen still ran through her veins…so to assume she’s be anything but this shape at this age…she’s in her 60s…would have been wishful thinking on your part…in fact I was convinced she was going to be 300 pounds…but I guess her vanity…proved my genetic theory based on nothing scientific wrong….

Here she is all old and large…a fetish to some reliving the old days today….while I’m more the type of dude who relives the old dates with gooogle images..

Keep that shirt on….but the funny thing in all this is that she looks better than most college girls at Spring Break parties…and she does still have big tits…and we like big tits….they balance that belly…so maybe keeping the shirt off is the better strategy…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

Apr

Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day

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Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring….

Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days…

I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already…

But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring….

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2017

Apr

Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day

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Gender Bending Lea Michele (see earlier gender bending post)…who I always just assumed was a man, continues the TUCK by putting on a MERMAID outfit…because boys or girls dressed like boys can’t be mermaids…you know driving the point home…

Now, I know she’s probably a she, and me calling her a man is just me being an asshole, but she’s famous and rich and can take it….

I understand why this bitch is famous…She sings show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….and she was on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who now are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of…because gay dudes fuck dudes….and think all of their fat girl friends who are “fabulous” are hot…and beautiful….

So the lesson here is finding your market…and luckily when you have some success straight dudes will want to fuck you…..because they will fuck anything…very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….so it all works out in the end….

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2017

Apr

Anal Queen Gwyneth Paltrow Muffin topping in a Bikini of the Day

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I never found entitled Gwyneth Paltrow hot. I never understood why A-Listers dated her, because at the time, I didn’t know that you had to be a bisexual weirdo to be a male actor, as it is the least masculine activity a man could do, as he rehearses his lines in the mirror…not that masculinity is a thing, see earlier post today where I address gender norms and issues….they don’t exist…

I only liked Gwyneth Paltrow in one movie, Royal Tennenbaums, not because I am a hipster who attaches myself to the cliche movie directors but because I am a pervert who likes brother sister romance….

I have never really been into what she’s about, and this whole Goop thing is ridiculous to me, she’s a health and wellness specialist because she found ways to live the good life with her stupid money and rich kid inheritance…making her advice condescending an full of shit, but moms believe in her…they think she’s some kind of god or cult leader and it may be because she fucked Coldplay, Brad Pitt and many other men…or because she speaks to them about bad anal sex and how it’s not like it is in porn…because apparently she’s watching the wrong porn …where it’s not some amateur couple fucking up the ass..shit everywhere…because she’s a coddled idiot and her assistants who pull up her porn links for her don’t know better…

She’s in a bikini with the guy I assume she fucks…and she’s an old, well rested, well fed mom…..and this is what it looks like….good enough to write a bullshit article about apparently…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

Apr

Christina Milian Still Brings It of the Day

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Christina Milian is garbage…and I am not just saying that because she’s a black woman, color doesn’t factor into really anything I do…but people like to think that it does because they are basic and don’t understand there is more to calling a whore a whore than the color of her skin…..and my judgements are based on her being a mom in her 30s with a lot of fucking money – craving the ratchet stripper – Kim Kardashian life – for no real reason other than feeling like it’s something she can dominate, something she can really drive him, and have fun while making money in the process…and in every move she makes…she’s half naked, at a pool party, raging…not being a mom…because she likes being a stereotype…instead of breaking down stereotypes…however we all know she’s spin it…to being empowered or whatever…but the fact is she doesn’t need to be doing any of this yet she is…

I guess there’s something erotic in that…

Out in bikini pics, showing off tits, because you want to, not because you have to…maybe it is empowerment…WHO KNOWS….but there’s a bunch of them with they name branded tattoos together showing their mom asses….and I guess that makes for hanging out at a resort more fun…

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