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2017

08

Mar

Pam Anderson Big Fake Tits for Fashion Week of the Day

Pam Anderson still got fake tits…that she takes out with her when she’s invited to fancy places thanks to being Pam Anderson…and the whole 90s revival..where Tommy Hilfiger and Guess are re-releasing the shirts you wore in High School and despite being a leathery mom….she’s still looking ok…I mean she’s so plastic surgery ridden – how could she look anything but leathery and amazing…there’s not much give left in her skin, and her tits are probably her 5th upgrade…making them as youthful as you’d want in tits, it’s the pussy I’d be most concerned with though….a pussy I remember jerking off to back in the Honeymoon Tape years…they were wonderful times….

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2017

08

Mar

Sara Sampaio in GQ Italia of the DAy

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Sara Sampaio is in GQ Italia because she’s so fucking Euro…and they have her posing with what looks like a Ferrari or some shit because they are so fuckign Italian…and their pride, besides pizza and pasta and half of the cast of The Jersey Shore….is their goddamn cars…

Sampaio…is not Italian, but apparently portuguese and thus able to live and work in Italy due to her EURO passport….but she’s too busy taking her skinny body to America to steal all the local jobs from the locals…like all these immigrants do…

This shoot isn’t hot or interesting, but it’s a skinny model bitch who makes over a million a year posing with cars…and somewhere out there someone will be very into it…

The only thing I like about her, besides the tanned skin and the smell of fish lingering from her portuguese past / and / or / her putting things in her vagina that lead to infection…is that she’s skinny…because this getting comfortable fat thing is pretty vile for dudes who don’t like fat chicks…even though I’ve seen this acceptance of being fat happen everytime a woman has a kid…because if you can be a lazy fuck..be the lazy fuck…it’s better than pressuring yourself to be all hot…

Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….this needs to be Parodied it’s so bad…

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2017

08

Mar

Anna Ewers in Creepy Cotton Panties of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhymes with Sewers but isn’t a sewer…at least not in this photoshoot because her thin, cotton panties, reminiscent of the 70s…or an innocent high school girl accidentally flashing you on the bus..you fucking pervert…are pretty fucking clean…no green sludge stains you’d expect from someone like Anna Ewers, who is a real crowd favorite…all in Victoria’s Secret, walking runways, making moves…all for being tall, hot, skinny and rockin’ that stamp of approval

Anna Ewers is German, from Nazi lineage, possibly genetic modification due to Nazi science…but more interestingly…she probably likes being shit on…because…Germans…

Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….

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2017

08

Mar

Grace Hartzel by Terry Richardson – Hipster Model Tits of the Day

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Grace Hartzel is a new it girl model, rocking the hipster feminist scene as most girls who get naked are doing because if you’re a slut and you play that it’s for intellectual purposes or to propel the plight of the whore to be something more than just whoring for material goods….it makes getting naked make more sense, even though it’s all you want to do as it requires little effort and for the most part you can sleep in most days and party all night…why not…and in Grace’s case she’s getting more and more attention…she shows more and more pubic hair or armpit hair or whatever the angle to be convincing is…and she’s in these pics for Terry Richardson….proving to you all that it fucking works…

She’s got nice small tits…and it makes for a good time…so look and appreciate her in photo as the rest of her, like when she talks, is probably as tedious as a presentation in a Women’s Study class….

Terry’s back, but these pics are dull as fuck….

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2017

08

Mar

Naked Woman Poses on Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Jerks Off to Completion to Girls Working in a Store

Kayaker Gets Flipped by Whale…

Truck Takes Out Power lines

Off Duty Cop Kills a Thief

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2017

08

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s International Women’s Day….

You know this is just another excuse for women to be lazy, or to whine, or to be all like ‘kids’ you’re making your own breakfast today”….hounding their husbands for takeout…provided women who have husbands play along with this solidarity, movement, day off work….to whine about how unfair life is like a bunch of fucking women…

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Models with Big Tits Learning to Love Themselves
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Jetpack Skiing is Crazy
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I can’t Believe People Aren’t More Excited By this Video
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Pregnant Grammy Beyonce Barbie is Good To Shove Up Your Ass
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Kids React to Guns and Roses
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Rita Ora in Lingerie
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Rihanna is Out to Dinner
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Homosexual Clive Davis Has an Expensive House
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Every Easter Egg in Marvel’s LOGAN
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2017

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I once went on a tinder date with a girl who told me that when she pees she gets horny because it feels like a small orgasm…so I spent the night trying to keep her well hydrated thinking that every time she’d go to the bathroom she’s get excited enough to let me finish her off…but my plans never work out for me…but they did for the dude who was in the stall next to her…fucking gender neutral bathrooms these “they and it” people don’t realize they are ruining it for everyone…

I saw a terrible accident today, head on collision styles, was a drunk driver and some chick screaming for 911, and I thought…that’s how my penis feels most of the time due to rejection…so much rejection because it’s not easy being a fucking creep that makes people feel uncomfortable…due to my homelessness look, vibe and smells…

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Marion Cotillard in Angelina Jolie Cosplay…
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Emma Watson Expansive
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Chance the Rapper – Gives 1 Million Dollars to Chicago Schools…
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Samantha Hoopes in a Bikini
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Martial Artist’s Katana World Record
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Kids React to Guns and Roses
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Hailey Baldwin Slutty in Paris
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Betheny in a Bikini
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One Direction in a Boy Band Brawl!
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Jessica Biel Ass in tight Pants…
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Breaking Records at Bonneville
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Bella Thorne Nipples
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Corinne Olympios Bikini…
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J.Lo’s Big Ass – Big Ponytail
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Michelle Rodriguez Naked
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Monica Bellucci at an Event
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Alec Baldwin Won’t Play Trump Any Longer…
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Rita Ora in Lingerei
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Baseball Player Catches Flying Bat
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Every Easter Egg in Marvel’s Logan
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Jema Lucy Nastiest Tattooed Tits
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Karlie Kloss for EXPRESS…
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Gwen Stefani Mom Legs
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Sam Jackson Misused By Jimmy Fallon Thinking He’s Funny
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Banksy’s Walled Off Hotel in Israel is Pretty Nuts
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Official Tries to Stop Runner from doing her Victory Lap
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Azealia Banks May Go to Jail..
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Topless Page 3 Girls
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Midget Wins a Wet T-Shirt Contest
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Slutty and Amazing Cam Girls
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Another Vintage Porn Trailer
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Biggest Slut in the UK
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Asian With Huge Tits – Flashes her Tits in Seattle…
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Big Tits on a Playboy Chick
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Greek Tits on the Beach
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Rose McGowan Sex Pics
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Wife in Fishnets
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Big Nasty Tits
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Eating Cereal Out of a Vagina
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2017

07

Mar

Young Billionaire Nicola Peltz Bikini Fame Whoring of the Day

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This bathing suit is a sleeper…seemingly conservative, you know a rich classy expensive girl, who is still trashy as fuck, ratchet as fuck, thanks to being rich…she can mask it and do it in exclusive settings….

But when you look closer…it’s the most aggressive pantyline ever..it’s on some Borat ball sucking monokini thing…that’s jacked up her cunt holding it in as tight as possible…and it’s magical..

She’s got a multi billionaire dad, she’s been in a movie he probably financed or his rich friend did as a favor…she still linkers around trying to be famous…and she’s got a great tight body….I dig it…and not just cuz i like bratty rich kids…but because I like young tight bodies trying hard to be famous…desperate because they have everything already…on some Jenner / Hadid Shit….because that’s what matters in the world now…but this one is pretty wonderful..

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2017

07

Mar

Troll Kim Kardashian’s Pussy Flash On Set of the Day

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I don’t need to go into details on how Kim Kardashian is a fucking troll, who looks like a tranny, but who has a vagina, and we have evidence of said vagina, thanks to her sex tape that put her on the map, that was spun into a TV show and career for every single one of the family members she made her Co-Star…including the clone they made of her and called Kylie…while Bruce was too busy trying on panties to knock up the mom who was too busy exploiting, strategizing, making stupid money…

I don’t need to talk about her shamelessness, or about her pussy, that I can’t really tell if this is actually her pussy, but if it is, it’s more interesting to look at than her mangled face injected face…that looks old, tired, like share…even though her pussy has been injected a lot in it’s own way over the years….and by in its own way I mean with black cock…

She represents all that is wrong with the world…but she exists…she still matters and she’s the best damn promo model or Avon lady around..she pushes products as the world tries to look like her with fat ass, fucked up face, ethnic ambiguous, ratchet rap fucking nonsense….

I guess we can all just hope the family trip happens and they all go down with the plane because they are collectively…the fucking worst…but they are smarter than that and would fly on separate flights…too much money to be made…there egos too inflated and thinking they are doing good….

Garbage…toxic…and yet…I still look…reminding me that we are the problem for creating them…they aren’t the problem for existing…as the world is filled with the worst humans ever….we just don’t need to encourage them or buy into them…so it’s on you….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2017

07

Mar

Britney Spears Erotic Fitness of the Day

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I’ve spent my morning, or at least three minutes of my morning watching and editing this glorious ab workout by our favorite pop star puppet who is owned by her parents and used to make the family a lot of money….and she reminds me of hope, hope that I can either K-Fed a woman or have a child with a woman who knows how to stage parent hard…not too white trash to see dollar signs…knowing all the good stuff you can get at walmart with said dollars sings in your bank…..I see redemption…that once fallen apart and fat…a woman can rebuild her life due to fitness…as it is the only activity her parents who still control and run her life allow her to do…because it’s good for business…it’s legal kidnapping that pays and it’s wonderful….but not as wonderful as seeing her head roll back in struggle in some birthing / perfect to eat out position….

Britney may be old, but she’s iconic…everything about her is just done right…

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