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2017

07

Mar

Backdoor Farrah Abraham Tit Slip of the Day

Farrah Abraham is known for being a subtle famewhore..who shamelessly pulls out her tit in a bathing suit for the paparazzi because she knows how this shit works….

She’s Teen Mom, she’s been at this for a while….because she’s no longer a teen, in fact she looks 40….and with a dead baby daddy, she was forced to single mother her way through life, now more than ever because she’s off the show and no one cares about her, she’s already taken the right steps by producing some porn, two or more movies with an actual pornstar, and not even with a boyfriend, putting her shitty ball shaped implants on blast, taking it up the ass, cuz she’s learned, as most teen moms do, that cum in the pussy leads to horrible things, even when those horrible things are the only reason we’re talking about her, you know anal is the best birth control, especially when the pussy involved is ravaged to shit from early childbirth….allowing you to appreciate anal the way you should…

Nothing she’s done has made her really famous – but she exists and that’s pretty good for some sexual deviant, slut to some…who got pregnant to get on TV…and that alone makes her amazing…I just watched THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FROM HER FIRST MOVIE and it’s pretty awesome….it also made me a lot of money so I love everything about her…

These bikini/bathing suit pics are just bonus…

WATCH THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FROM HER FIRST MOVIE

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2017

07

Mar

Evangeline Lilly Muscles of the Day

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Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009. She was on Lost, I never watched Lost, but people watched Lost, I just know the fat guy from Blow was in it, and I guess compared to his massive tits, she was the next in line for busty babe…and I never thought she was hot, because I don’t get sucked into things like the babe a show decides is a babe and shoves down my throat, but maybe I just hate Canadians who make because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..for being the actual terrorist…but they never get shot…

She’s in a bikini…and looks a lot more like a dude than a babe on a show…maybe it’s fitness…maybe it’s menopause…maybe it doesn’t matter…because it happened and no one gives a fuck about what I have to say about it…

Posted in:Evangeline Lilly|SFW

2017

07

Mar

Lais Ribeiro in a Bikini for Free People of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian 20 something year old model for Victoria’s Secret, from Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret scout internationally to introduce you to all kinds of women who kind of all look the same….

I guess they are training to be the next Adriana Lima now that Adriana Lima is old, thick and a mom, cuz that’s what her Catholic anti-contraception did to her….and she is fucking amazing….

All ethnic looking, with a ridiculous body, ready to take the fuck over….and here is a gallery of a bunch of her pics…cuz I’m on my way to a jungle to find my own girls who look like this to recruit to my evil empire….I just don’t have millions of dollars or a brand that makes them famous or believe my lies….

This shoot isn’t for Victoria’s Secret…it’s for some other brand that like using models other brands use…all to perpetuate this stupid industry instead of finding new pussy…like what would you want sloppy seconds..and pay it tons of money it just makes no sense…

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2017

07

Mar

Ashley Tisdale’s Aging Booty of the Day

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I wish I wondered what Ashley Tisdale is up to – besides living off that High School Musical money and celebrity…but I don’t actually are…

I don’t find Ashley Tisdale interesting in any way, she’s actually just a reminder of the media creating hype around a lie…and I have spent years calling her out for being a lie…because when she was part of Disney they convinced people she was hot, she even won teen choice award for being hot, and I know Disney hired out a call center in India to cast votes for her…because she’s not that hot…

She did have a decent strategy of being fat as fuck, knowing that body is more important than face, and face..is something that she wasn’t graced with and something that her plastic surgeon couldn’t rally fix with the botched nosejob she got when she could afford to get it…she probably blamed a deviated septum…yeah..she’s one of those…

Well she’s in leggings, her fit ass is filling out, maybe she’s pregnant…or maybe she’s just old..but here she is and that must be important to someone….somewhere….since she’s a creepy celeb with creepy fans like that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

07

Mar

Hannah Ferguson Beach Shoot of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model and this is her in a bikini campaign or catalog for some bikini brand that took her to some sexy beach somewhere with a camera crew and hair and make-up people…that did everything they could to try to make her look like less of a horse headed rich kid who can afford to be a “model” because models don’t actually make money outside of thier hooking…

Oh my god…bikini photoshoots are so fucking boring….so staged….so bullshit….but still a girl half naked in a bikini…photoshopped…

I am more into raw, gutter and disgusting. I want to see her taking a shit on her period after a week of binge eating…you know pussy hair grown out, gut hanging over her mound, bags under her eyes, coke crusted nose, dried cum on her tits…you know…authetic..none of this plastic garbage that sucks…

I’ll post it anyway…

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2017

07

Mar

Marina and her Flower Tits of the Day

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Fashion Art…better known as FART….or F’Art….is so silly….when you take a girl who pretends to be a model and draw a flower over her nipple to make some kind of impactful statement…

This is like those white people who refer to people as THEY…not he or she…because less than 1 percent of the world are tranny and for that less than 1 percent we should abolish men / women / gender…makes sense…

So much sense that when they do their shoots….they are equally dumb as fuck…like this model named Marina, who doesn’t want to put her name on it…because it’s just that stupid she does want her high school friends googling her to see what she’s been up to – or what her boyfriend tricked her into doing…

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2017

07

Mar

Overrated Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferragni Titties of the Day

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Chiara Ferragni is an overrated fashion blogger…which is basically a special kind of person who in the mid 2000s started a blog where they posted their overpriced outfits and got picked up by the fashion magazines and started to exist…so that when social media happened…they had the real platform to get seen, noticed, sell product…brands pay them millions to push product, and they end up becoming real love level celebrities….narcissitic…overpaid…celebrities in their own right…that don’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the world..but they get so much good /positive feedback and jobs they think they are important and matter…

So it takes that special kind of person to show off her nipple ring in a sheer outfit for the paparzzi…thinking…”this too will put me on the map and remind people of my massive business I was cleaver enough to create”…while idiots like me can’t make a fucking dollar while at the time she came up – I had way more traffic…so in a lot of ways these tits are mocking my failures…while celebrating her wins…cuz girl is paid to be there…and fighting to stay there…through tit.

ALSO at fashion week..skinny lesbian celebrity fucker Stella Maxwell’s underboobs…

Posted in:Chiara Ferragni

2017

07

Mar

Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day

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I wrote a post about robot Nicole Kidman in the first episode of Big Little Lies just a few days ago. I didn’t realize that it was a TV series and that she’d be naked over and over again, because I wouldn’t have used everything I needed or had to say about Nicole Kidman in that one post. I would have staggered those Scientology created her in the basement to mask Tom Cruise’s gay…like they mask Danny Masterson’s rape…which I believe because I’ve been around him once at some event and he looked like an entitled cocksucker who rapes women because he can…or like they pretend Autism doesn’t exist even after John Travolta’s kid dies…because it’s a terrible fucking religion…but it worked out ok this Stepford wife, her tits look fucking great…

So the show…Big Little Lies…is directed by homegrown Montrealer Jean-Marc Vallee, who has made movies I like and assume makes good TV…but I just base it on these old lady tits that look so youthful…thanks to science…

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2017

07

Mar

Iggy Azalea Workout Video of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me…

She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie…

A lie, that is terrible to look at, I find her disgusting, but who fucks connected black guys to exist and get ahead…since they don’t give a fuck about a fat vile ass, in fact – they seek it out, they fattest white ass they can find to aim for it when they are cumming…but always seem to miss, because if you’ve ever been on a flight to an all-inclusive resort in Jamaica you’ll see all the knocking up of white woman by black men that happens…

I figure her weird ass shake in NEGATIVE to block out her sloppy is a good way to start the day…even if it’s fucking terrible to look at…it’s still a big ass shaking and that’s ok for me….