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Kira Petilli is the Instagram Of The Day

2017

Jan

Andreea Diaconu for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Andreea Diaconu is some Romanian model. A little gypsy like the gypsy I once tried to fuck…straight from the mean streets of Bucharest, in Montreal for some college exchange….who made it very clear when she was reading my fortune that she would not be sitting on my face at any time in our relationship but I could buy her things like dinner and clothing and take her on vacation…and she wasn’t Adreea Diaconu hot…she wasn’t a Victoria’s Secret model found at the age of 11…she was some chubby thing with a lot of Romanian facial hair…but I have no standards…and youth always prevails…

Now this post isn’t about my opinion on Romanians Gypsies or how weird they are in their attempt to scam…it’s not even to say that this tall half naked creature is on some scam…as everyones a fucking scam..

It’s to say that it’s nice to see her protest the evil mall brand lingerie company that gave her that start..and partner up with the Sex Pistol, high end, french inspired, also a mall brand, but a LUXURY mall brand lingerie brand…probably part owned by Victoria’s Secret, but like Gypsies, big business are fucking scammers too….

That said, I do like this shoot, as I always do with Agent Provocateur…They do good stuff…

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2017

Jan

Olivia Holt in a Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Holt is a Disney Starlet who is 19…straight from the means streets of Mississippi…sold to the executives at Disney who either molested her as you’d assume they do when they cast these girls….you know you have to be some kind of fucking pervert to want to work so closely with kids…in what may not even be seen as work..up on some Michael Jackson kick..where the parents are just so eager to sign that contract…they don’t care what you do to the kid as long as those checks come in…

But I could be wrong, maybe she wasn’t sold, maybe she’s totally normal at 19, with great parents who just want her to do the things she likes doing, because every single child star before her have been so down to earth, classy, decent…and not spoiled, entitled, pieces of shit egos who luckily blew themselves up along the way

She’s in a bikini seflie, nothing wrong with that.

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2017

Jan

Joy Corrigan on the Beach TITTIES of the Day

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Her name is Joy Corrigan, she’s a Florida based model, probably a sugar baby, but then again who isn’t a sugar baby in this internet generation of wanting to live the rich life, and figuring you can stomach banging a 50 year old in exchange for a good life, is worth it – because you get great pics for your instagram…especially when you look at Joy Corrigan..

I mean sure, you could argue she was a hooters waitress who took the wrong road…creating following, having access, being a scenester, and living a great life doing bullshit photoshoots all day…for brands who actually pay her enough that she doesn’t need a sugar baby…because we prefer girls with low standards who feed us chicken wings…

But she’s still the less successful bootleg version of Charlotte McKinney, trying to make it….both from the same Florida Trash community and modeling agency that sold them off to the New York agency that figured they could montetize trashy girls with big tits more than tall skinny twink models they are used to pushing, because America is trash and love these trashy blonde girls…..THE DONALD TRUMPS OF MODELS…

All the trailer park dwelling, truck driving, walmart working, meat and potato eating, American Idol watching, middle of the road, uneducated, trash fucking love tits…so they exist..

I’ve actually been watching her social media / snapchat of this paparazzi shoot….and she’s not all that bad…I feel like I know her….Not because I’ve met her in Art Basel and hung out with her – only to discover that despite dating old guys – she’s really kind of sweet, thin, rocking huge fake tits and unlike most Florida trash…but still at the beach, in bikinis, friendly with other Florida instagram models like Charlotte McKinney….But because all these girls are interchangeable…

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2017

Jan

Katie Braatvedt for Laud Magazine of the Day

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Katie Braatvedt is the star of some bullshit shoot for some bullshit magazine that features high concept editorial like a bitch in white night gown or robe – sitting in a bathtub with flowers – that could be from a bouquet specifically for this shoot, or dried out and on location to add substance to this otherwise uneventful pile of shit…

I am being a little hard on the shoot, I mean who am I to say what a good or bad picture is, I just find them boring to look at and they remind me of all the same repetitive shit I see on isntagram…not that I am against all girls, models or not, doing silly photoshoots as adults, like they are playing make-belief…it’s just that I want more out of the pictures I look at….and by more I mean…vagina lips…I want more vagina lips…

I don’t know who Katie Braatvedt is..but she’s in these pictures and sometimes that is all you need to know…

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2017

Jan

Kylie Jenner’s Ass for PUMA of the Day

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Kylie Jenner…is the spokesperson for PUMA, a sports brand, clearly trying to get paid because she’s got a massive following….and people love to fucking pay her, and PUMA is clearly willing to pay her because she’s got a massive following – but I find the whole thing tragic….it’s representative of so much going on in the world right now – but it’s tragic that a little pig who was born into the trashiest, shameless, prostituting family…who has been marketed to the “urban” market, that isn’t even urban, but rather white suburban Jewish kids who like rap music…and who people bought into…is a spokesperson for a shoe company…

YOU KNOW…there are girls out there who are active, in sport, in fitness, in the community…who PUMA could put on the map, being a responsible brand…they could put that million dollars they paid this little pig into the community, they could do a whole marketing campaign around it…but instead they line this bitch’s pocket…disgusting…

It’s just a shameless as KIM getting pissed on by RAY J to make this career happen…

THERE is more to people than their social following and ability to push product…that shit actually doesn’t matter at all…brands need to pull their dicks out of these fat little plastic surgery ridden asses…and do good…but they wont…it’s easier to just cash it…

Terrible.

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2017

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Mom Crotch of the Day

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I’ve heard all kinds of stories about how horny Jessica Alba is….which makes sense…despite never being naked in her shit movies…but then there’s the whole being knocked up a bunch of times…which one could argue is a woman’s plight, being a mom isn’t slutty..but it could be because she was so banged out she couldn’t get another abortion…or maybe it was because she’s just so horny and wanted to see what the real meaning off all that sex that normally left her empty but that got her a career was all about..or maybe…she just wanted to see what a huge object going out of her instead of into her was like…

EITHER way, it’s been pretty lucrative for her, that vagina of hers and even this mom thing has done her well..and she still out there being fit, hot, despite being old…..posting crotch shot videos in what I like to think is an invitation….like “hey I’m in NYC – FILL ME”…so if you are a pro athlete like Derek Jeter with all his herpes….her favorite..reach out…

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2017

Jan

Hanne Gaby Odiele is Model Born with Testicles of the Day

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Model Hanne Gaby Odiele has found her hook!!! A hook you may be upset about because you may have jerked off to her tits …. I posted once ….and LUCKILY I wasn’t celebrating her for being hot….

Because she’s found a great marketing hook and that hook is that she’s was born a HE….but not really a he….but an “Intersex” and hat does that actually mean…gender is an obscure construct of society…and penis and vagina area all the same magical thing…we all start in the womb the same…and men just evolve more…science…

She made the announcement on VOGUE….they call it “Intersex” and now her instagram advertises that she is a proud new advocate for intersex people…which is like being a proud new owner of an American made car, or like being a proud new father, or being a proud homeowner but with more…born with X and Y chromosome – like a man…but with a vagina…like a girl…and at 9 months…her testicles dropped…..

Her parents got her the chop…because what the fuck do you do when your kid is a Jamie Lee Curtis…hermaphrodite…you go with the gender most strong….in an era when people didn’t advertise their testicles dropping at 9 months, before getting them surgically removed, and living a life as a woman model…but all that has changed. Thanks internet for airing your nonsense for attention.

So now, she can have her career shine….because why not find your own freakish issues, that are more common than we know, because it will get her work…and make her think she’s making a difference. I don’t find this an awful situation because why make kids feel like freaks and why let parents decide if your balls should be amputated when you are a baby – as they try to fit in. I am a circumsized male and I didn’t choose that. My foreskin man clit has been removed because some creepy adult decided that….WEIRD…stay away for child gentials you freak…

Also, if a bitch is hot Boy or girl, or tranny, or hermaphrodite or not…it doesn’t matter….I saw Boys Don’t Cry, and I’d fuck that little Trans Hilary Swank with her prosthetic dick…because I am inclusive….I just don’t like shameless, attention seeking, attempts to have a hook to put you on the map….and really all I see is a Downs Syndrome looking forehead…which throws this whole “what gender is she” erotica…like a sex game show…as hot…

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2017

Jan

The Man with the Half Meter Penis and Other Videos of the Day

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Shots Fired During a Robbery

Helicopter Crash of the Day

Chicago Cop Throws a Coffee at Biker

Truck Crash Causes Fire

Trump Supporters React to Black People…

Drunk Guy Pulls Out Garlic Bread from Pocket

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2017

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My friend said there is a time when AIDS actually looks good on a person…they thin out, their cheekbone definition strengthens…it’s that pre-death, even though it’s not a death sentence…

Speaking of AIDS…Emma Stone is nominated for an Oscar for the worst masturbatory pile of shit performance of all time…it’s bad…but Hollywood are vapid idiots and like that shit…

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The 2017 Oscar Nominations
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Laura Prepon Pregnant
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The Best Signs at the TRUMP March
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Ellen Panders to the Gay and Lesbian Community Because She’s a Lesbian….and It Worked Out Well For Her
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Zero-G Experiments on Earth….
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A Man with a Raptor Puppet
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Kim zolciak’s Daughter’s Ass is Great…
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Kylie Jenner – Slutty on Social
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5 Japanese Words Needed in English
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Drunk Driver VS Guardrail
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The Psychology of Emojis Explained
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People Are Awesome – Fitness Edition
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2017

Jan

stepLINKS of the DAy

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I am not funny anymore, maybe that’s why I got hacked. I assume it’s more to do with spammers figuring out ways to spam and my site being a pussy bitch with all kinds of back doors…because I like back doors and only hang with girls who like things in their back door…

Last night, not because I care, but because I am a child despite pushing 50 years old, I decided to prank a couple of Social Justice Women’s March girls…not because I don’t like the Women’s March, their titty flashes, or Social Justice Warriors, it’s just that they are so uptight, they are fun to fuck with….

So I came across one in who went to her local march, not the Washington march, because that would be too much to ask of these self involved assholes taking their selfies….and googled her, found her personal site where her resume of work was, found her phone number an address and texted her pretending she was late for a clown fetish shoot….filled with midgets and a black lactating obese women who we called Sprinklers….well…not only did they not find me funny, but they turned this into a fucking trigger / safe space needing – abusive to women prank…and had their guy friends called me….names like faggot..saying they’ll rape my ass…because apparently they didn’t get the memo…which is calling a dude a faggot and threatening to rape them is as ok as calling a girl a whore…and raping her…at least in their world…

So I’m left confused…they fight for weird rights…call people out, yet are petty, racist, homophobes – not inclusive at all…and use words like faggot….they targeted me as a woman abuser, which isn’t entirely what a faggot would be, but I like to think I am equally abusive to everyone…not mention…my abusiveness is just jokes, not funny jokes, but I am too lazy to actually care about gay, black, asian, white, tranny, woman, lesbian…even though lesbians are the worst…but the idiots fucking care and are pretty irritating about it…making me no longer funny..

But at least Chris Brown is…

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CNN Didn’t Censor Potty Mouth Madonna
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Rat Cow in Vogue Spain
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Bette Davis / Joan Crawford Series is Happening and their Feud was ICONIC….filled with great disses…
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Sir Ian McKellen’s Patrick Stewart Sign at the Women’s March
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Kite Surfer VS White Shark
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Pulling Crashed Car Out of Ditch
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Easter Eggs that Connect All Pixar Movies
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Nina Dobrev – LEGS
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Ginger Spice Face
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Stacey Dash – Fired
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Kate Beckinsale Cleavage
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Vanessa Hudgens – TUBE TOP
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Light Runner – Gets Instant Justice…..
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Nipples on Some Whore..
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1000 Degree Red Hot Rocket
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Dad Does Voiceover for Beauty Vlogger
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Under Water Lego Train
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Peyton Roi List is Hot
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Gold Digger Pokies
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Crushing 40,000 Gold Bar with Hydraulic Press
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Kristen Stewart – Of the Day
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Dashcam Accident at Intersection
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Famous Sone of Famous people Doing Modeling…weird
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The RAZZIES are Out
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Shay Mitchell – Black Dress
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Big Titty Bounce
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Hot Masturabting
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Miss Piggy has Fallen on Hard Times
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Reddit Chick and Her Tits
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Public Bathroom Party
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Hilary Rhoda in Some Boring Shoot
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Party Girl in a Party WOrld
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Redhead Strip
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6 Minute Orgasm….
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Carrie and her Underwear
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Helen Mirren – Naked Bathtub Dreams
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Insane Shotgun Stunts…
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