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2017

23

Jan

Memories of Jennifer Love Hewitt of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt lives…but she probably should just be a memory based on the sheer size of her….

The magnitude of her career, the skinny girl with big tits, who became the big girl with tits proportionate to the rest of her….

The thighs…that can crush watermelons – but not as much as they crush dreams…not to watermelon reference her big tits are useful now that she looks like a watermelon….not to mention….she’d rather be eating the watermelons…with deep fried with chocolate on them….watermelons….

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2017

23

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst…but This is porn to someone…

Someone with a foot fetish…because I can’t imagine anyone ever jerking off to Gwyneth Paltrow…not her husband, her boyfriends over the years, not Brad Pitt, or whoever else this rich Hollywood brat has let in her like it was a Jade Egg, before she knew about Jade Eggs because she was just a rich kid party slut trying to figure out the best scam to feed her fucking ego…

But maybe there’s someone out there who’s jerked off to her…but I think the star of this shoot is her feet – and the only people who will care are a handful of women’s march girls who need a dick in their ass…and…they don’t matter to us…so it’s for the foot fetishists…

I wonder where those nasty little toes have been inserted over the course of her career…

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2017

23

Jan

Shakira in Hispanic Cosmo of the Day

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I don’t know when these Shakira pics were taken, I don’t know if they are of a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira that are what she currently looks like….I don’t know if they are a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira edited down, like they look like they are…there’s no way a 40 year old mom looks like this, but then again she is Colombian and they do rot better…so you never know….I like to think they are pulled from the archives and are just a version of her because she’s fat and eating cake in her castle somewhere…but whatever they are…they feature her bare feet and as someone who knows foot fetishists…and we all know how weird they are…making this better than spread open asshole pics of her….

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2017

23

Jan

Jessica Alba Shakes her Hip of the Day

This is porn to someone…

Someone with a Mexican celebrity from the 90s who was cast as the hot chick in everything she did – before making a bunch of babies to lock a dude in – but managed to maintain being hot – before turning into a billionaire but attaching herself to some brand that’s worth billions – despite being dog shit…

Kinda like her acting skills…dog shit…

Because life works out for people who are hot..

LOOK AT THAT MOM BODY GOOOOOOOOOO

Makes me want to breast feed…

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2017

23

Jan

Dioni Tabbers Topless Shoot for Nicholas Routzen of the Day

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Dioni Tabbers is apparently and actual model and who can really tell. With all these bitches protesting trump instead of focusing on the rich guys they fuck, marry, have kids with, because being a sugar baby no only leads to potentially being the first lady, but also comes with luxuries like nannies, maids, and chefs…allowing them to pretend to have purpose doing other thigns…

Sure, maybe Dioni Tabbers isn’ta sugar baby..but that’s doubtful, not only is she signed to TRUMP MODELS…the modeling agency your President uses to recruit blowjobs…an escort agency like all model agencies….but she’s also a model…

Showing her tits…

This is the model version of a tinder profile…in a LOOK AT ME…BOOK ME TO BE YOUR WIFE…

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2017

23

Jan

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid See Through in Paris for Fashion Week of the Day

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I know this isn’t about Trump, or the Women’s march…where women everywhere came together and were activists together because I guess it was more fun that doing the dishes, laundry, cooking dinner….

Where husbands everywhere were forced to eat take out, while listening to the women in their life spew some shit about equality…even though that’s got nothing to do with Trump, or the fact he grabs pussy, because clearly all these bitches like money, and having their pussies grabbed, making them seem totally delusional to pretend to be offended by it…but I guess delusion is the way things work….especially when actors, who are the most delusional greety, narcissist pigs, trying to relate to the people…terrible…

So the little pigs who objectify themselves, and know the value of tits, like Bella and Kendall thanks to their dads being well…not Kendalls, being rich guys who fuck hookers who become their moms…continuing to breed “look pretty, hang out with other rich people, enjoy life”…..

So mesh shirts…not telling trump to suck their dicks…as politics are always boring and tits aren’t…is what we should focus on…

Little rich slut…dreams..

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2017

23

Jan

Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless in an American Flag of the Day

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Freedom has been attacked, the site was hacked…probably by the same Russians who dictated your election win – according to all you protesting bitches…

But America, or this site, like Abbey Lee Kershaw..is not American….or that women’s march that was futile, except in making women feel like there are other whining women…who they managed to organize meeting….but will likely do nothing with other than whine, and maybe talk about boys with….

I think getting hacked must be part of that Women’s March…who hate people who celebrate sluts…like me….but that could be me being paranoid…sure women can organize get togethers…but can they inject my site with porn spam…I don’t know…I’m sticking to the Russians…

Sure this whole Trump is boring, despite impacting the world thanks to America being the center of the world until China and Russia take over…but I like to think all that noise doesn’t really matter…But a topless Australian in an American Flag dress does…today….and everyday…from this day forward…inspiring…

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2017

23

Jan

Sea Lion VS CAr and Other Videos of the Day

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Cheating Husband of the Day

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2017

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We were hacked – we back.

My favorite thing about the Trump presidency is reading about it all day on Social Media…

It’s something that may turn people, even the narcissists, away from social media, because we just want to live man….

We just want meme’s and bad jokes…

We don’t need to listen to anyone argue that Trump presidency is not a really good troll, even the supporters who hate the traditional government know that….it’s a beacon of hope to all social media influencers and celebrities….who have enough followers on their shit…but just need that presidential power…to be a king or queen of the country….to validate their butt selfies…

So fingers crossed, the legacy of the Trump Presidency won’t be the insane denial of global warming, allowing America coastlines to flood…but it will be the fall of Facebook…the actual devil in our society….THEY ARE WATCHING US….

But Even Mark Zuckerberg and the guy who created UBER want FB fun….

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That said…I also love seeing the Social Justice Warriors ripping apart Baron trump, the same “progressive and inclusive” people mocking a kid….and I also love the Social Justice Warrior I spoke to yesterday who called me a Faggot…really? a Faggot…I thought that was on the anti-bullying, Social Justice Warrior list of words we can’t use….

The whole thing is dumb….and gets in the way of my sexting…which is really the only thing I know..

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2017

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The main thing I love about an egotistical, delusional, coddled, rich, annoying celebrity from Reality TV becoming your New President – is that people are protesting him being their president – while he’s still their president…and those people are hilarious to piss off…

The other things I like include the fact that we all know Trump was trolling when all this happened, and rolled with it…a publicity stunt turned into a presidency…thanks to celebrity and the media….which is so insane if you think about it…

The last thing is that there will be 4 years of self serving comedic gold, and really maybe more, it’s a big family and they are in….and could be in for a long time…all because they have marketed themselves to Jerry Springer’s audience as rich…coupled with them not being Hilary Clinton…

The whole thing, as a Canadian is funny, terrifying, insane, legendary….and ultimately very fucking boring…

That’s why I like to spend my time talking a girl through her peeing…you know telling her how hard to wipe so paper sticks to her pussy hair…you know…the things that count..

Like seeing stripper friends and strip clubs who give me discounted lap dances, 2 for 1 motherfucker, thanks to being the internet celebrity no one knows or cares about that I am…

Because Masturbating to the inauguration is a challenge that only comes every four years….

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Brittney White is Black in a Red Bikini
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