2017
20
Jan
Woman Falls in Water When Texting and Walking
Woman Hacks People in the Head
Man Falls in Ditch While Shitting
Painful Suicide Attempt
Northern Lights from the Plane
Florida Parking Lot Crimes…
Man Flushes a Hamster Down the Toilet…..Find Him – Kill Him…His Twitter is @ClutchLikeRomo
2017
20
Jan
Everyone is protesting Trump – your new president – which is hilarious to anyone who isn’t American and who has watched the Apprentice….and no one likes my Trump Art I posted on Instagram…
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While I am Sexting a mom dying of cancer as sympathy gesture – at least that’s how I present it to my wife….because I used her credit card to buy my cancer dying mom vibrators – it’s make a wish the adult version, only instead of it being an actual wish, it’s the bootleg kind…but I still get pussy pics….cancerous pussy pics…and it feels like a win…sure it’s like a Trump presidential win…cancerous pussy…but it’s still a win…
Here are some morning links..
How Runnign Man Predicted 2017
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Patrick Stewart – POOP Emoji
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Trashy Porn Pussy at the Porn Awards
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Fiona Apple Trump Protest Song is Stupid…
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I Love the Big Busty Non American Tits Protesting Trump
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Knife Wielding ROBOT
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Kate Hudson and her Implants in Fitness Gear Working Out….
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Ben Affleck’s Back Tattoo
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Cressida Bonas is a Slut
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Pulling Crashed Car out of the Ditch
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Terrified Dog on the Set of Some Shit Movie is Really Disturbing
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2017
19
Jan
Trying to convince girls from the internet to come visit you because you’re a serial killer – is harder than convincing them that you aren’t a serial killer…it’s like if you don’t tell them you’re a serial killer – they will think you’re a serial killer – but if you do tell them you’re a serial killer – they will blow off the whole thing and think you’re joking – because killers never admit to being killers – and it’s all LOLZ…
So if you want to serial kill a girl from the internet – be upfront with your intentions – she’ll think you’re funny…until you serial kill her..
NOT THAT I recommend serial killing, no one reads this shit anyway, so I can’t be libel..
Here are some stepLINKS…
Phoebe Price is the Only God I Know
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Fiona Apple’s Trump Protest
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LOHAN MEME of the Day
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Kim K’s Acting…Great…Why Doesn’t Anyone Kill HEr
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Purple Bikini Bottoms
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Olivia Wilde – Mom Tits
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Anastasia Ashley Hot Surf Ass in Iceland…..
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Patrick Stewart is Voicing the Poop Empoji
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Halle Berry is Old
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Kerry Washington Has His Face Jacked Up on Ellen….
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Ingrid Michaelson – CLeavage
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Hooker Cameltoe
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Amal Clooney is Actually Pregnant Now – I was Told This Scoop Months Ago…
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Trump’s Assassination Fail
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How to Make a Motherboard Cake for Your Virgin Nerd Friends….
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Ruby Rose – in a Suit
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American Crime Story is Doing the Clinton / Lewinsky scandal
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Skrillex – the Documentary
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Honest Trailer of Space Jam
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Check Out This Bitch’s Waist to Hip Ratio
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Whore in a Pink Bikini
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Alanis Morrisette Robbed By Her Manager Like She’s Robbed Us of Peace Knowing Her Shit Music Exists
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Rita Ora Upskirt
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The Linguistic Challenges in Making Contact with Aliens
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Giant Alligator Looks Like Dinosaur
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200,000 Sparklers at the Same Time
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Sophie Marceau Topless
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This Girl is the Life of the Party
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Some Topless Chick and her Big Tits..
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Brittney White is Black in a Red Bikini
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Revenge Sex!
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Hot Naked Girl Seflies Herself…and her Butthole…
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The WOrld’s Most QUestionable Vagina
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Naked Blonde
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Tranny Tits!
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017
19
Jan
Nothing like staring at the Ariel Winter’s monstrous fat cells exploding out of her back….and ribcage the way you’d want your monstrous celebrity who was lucky she got on a hit show when she was cute…..before whatever the fuck this is happened…
You may be asking how this weird, round little troll got famous, why she matters…when looking at her breast reduced tits that are still massive with the rest of her…you’d attribute it to that but and I am going with it is some sort of troll spell she made on the producers…because trolls have magical powers…
Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW
2017
19
Jan
Hey Michael Jackson fans, you know the annoying vocal assholes who came out of the woodwork on social media and attached themselves to him – AFTER HE DIED…..you know…like the guy who was my real life friend who actually slapped me in the face hard because of how I tweeted his funeral….
Yes, the same people who called him a monster, or a pedophile when he was alive, who ran some kind of witch hunt….but the second he dies…boom….love the guy…and his delicate, weird demeanor, sexually creepy thanks to being fucking weird and hard to understand…
Well this is his heir, possibly not genetically, but who knows…with that whole being white thing….and she’s got nipples with nipple rings…while living the life…like how her dad would have wanted…
I am not not a fan of this….but I’m sure MJ was…because she wasn’t a little boy….assuming what they say about him is true…and not just bullying and taking advantage of a poor tormented soul…
This is for a photoshoot, she looks good…but that could just be me staring at her rich nipples talking.
Posted in:Paris Jackson
2017
19
Jan
In the event you didn’t hear the screaming..the “look at me, look at me, look at me”…or “follow me, follow me, follow me”….or “like my pics, like my pics, like my pics”….coupled with the tits, the bikinis, the butt shots, the pics of dicks being retweeted…
Bella Thorne is still on social media…and using it as her marketing platform so that people know she exists enough to hire you to work in their shows…making her Florida Trash family pretty pumped
And I think she’s been wonderful this entire time…with every move she makes…I just don’t understand why she looks like a fit 40 year old…I want a damn birth certificate to confirm we’re dealing with jailbait…she’s the Obama of shameless girls on social media…prove you’re worthy…girl.
Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2017
19
Jan
Dalianah Arekion is Maurician…which is a small island off the coast of Africa…and I’ve known a few hot Mauritian girls over the years…but my most interest Maurician story..that has zero to do with Dalianah Arekion….is that I once found a Maurician restaurant in the middle of no where….I was curious and walked inside the empty, dirty, disgusting restaurant…only to be greeted by the owner, chef, pervert who along with feeding me like a king for 10 dollars….and not getting me sick with his glorious ethnic foods…despite the fact there were moldy shower curtains being used on the windows…or that we were smoking cigarettes despite it being illegal…because that’s how wild I was with my new friend….and the highlight of the dinner…was at desert when he busted out his photo albums from his trips to Cuba…that included pages and pages of his “girlfriends”…all barely 18 year old naked cuban hookers he would pay 15 dollars a day to….
He even had tufts of their pubic hair within his album…
So not only did I eat well, from a new culture, in a new place…but I also got to experience his masturbation bible, his sexual history, a glimpse of cuban hookers….
Like I said, my story…has nothing to do with Dalianah Arekion…but I like her people…plus it’s about Mauritian Sex / Sex Workers / etc…and as a model..that’s kind of her thing….so in a weird way…my irrelevance is totally relevant..
Posted in:Dalianah Arekion|SFW
2017
19
Jan
This is a good look for the Bruce Willis faced daughter of the Willis / Demi Moore ejaculating in uterus 20 years ago….all covered with shit…it’s the lesbian / hipster / feminist / activist with a trust fund way to be…
I find it funny that Rumer, who is out there singing and acting, gets shit on by the world for her hard face…
When there are others…literally shit on….with just as hard a face…
Not that you should care about these Montana raised, yet still capable of being entitled rich kids, because rich kids happen anywhere geographically when their parents are actors…
But when they are topless…or showing nipple…you should care…because hard faced or not…this type of content is lovely….but I blame my german scat fetish for that.
Posted in:Scout Willis|SFW
2017
19
Jan
Lexi Wood is some F List model – but she’s got a good enough face….a face that hasn’t booked any real campaign – but at least she’s trying…
When I first saw she did this low level “editorial” for an instagram account magazine – I thought “Oh Look, a Porn Star is Doing a Hipster style shoot”…
But then I discovered….she’s not a pornstar….but she is on a Private Jet flying from Maui….
Which we all know means…she’s maybe not be in porn, but she’s a sex worker, the high end sugar baby hooker…which is what all these models aspire to….
They want the rich old daddy to give them the male attention – whether in slutty shoots, or with old men…that’s the end goal.
ROMANCE….I prefer when the guy is put in the photo, unless she’s paying for the Private Jet…because modeling for no one is lucrative…
But at least she’s trying….and looks good while doing it.
Posted in:Lexi Wood
2017
19
Jan
I accidentally watched the people’s choice awards..because someone gave me an old TV and a digital antennae.
I realize that I fucking hate award shows. I realize that they are more irrelevant than they have ever been. I realize that the jokes, the people, the concept of awarding winners with ridiculously useless awards….but this one is special…it’s for the people…by the people…but who are these people who are voting…I guess they have access to the internet…probably are the robot drones you know are into this shit…the fake news people…the trump voters…
All to make these people money…terrible..
The highlight was Sofia Vergara and her tits saying “hire latinas, we do a good job, you won’t be disappointed”…like busty den mother she is..just look at how she handles that trophy…naughty…
Other hightlights…Johnny Depp thanking people for supporting him as he beats his wife…
So much garbage……in a world where these award shows don’t fucking matter…because nothing else matters..
J.Lo was there….
Blake Lively was there….
Some Pregnant Bitch was there…
Victoria Justice was there…
Kristen Bell was there….
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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Vergara
