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2023

22

Sep

Claudia Redheaded babe Gives Instagram a Dance Video in a Thong of the Day

I came across this video of a Polish Twerk Champion who goes by the name Claudia Redheaded Babe and I thought it was amazing….check her INSTAGRAM

In part, because she’s got her ass in poses on instagram for the kids of instagram to appreciate but also because I’ve never been able to monetize this site thanks to the BIG TECH GIANTS being cocksuckers who don’t like titties, while allowing titties on their platforms, that are essentially porn or fetish sites, but that they can spin or distort to advertisers into being seen as mainstream tools they need to advertise on.

So I was blocked on google within the first 2 months of running the site in 2004, missing out on the millions of dollars all the other blogs made, but it didn’t make me stop my quest for weirdness, it just sucks that I’m not sitting on millions of dollars now.

I also had instagram accounts deleted for less sensational or racy content, back when you couldn’t post a thong on instagram, or tits, or push people to your porn sites.

Clearly, the issue is that I didn’t game the system, but whenever I see the smut on the mainstream platforms, getting ads on them, I like to say “this is pretty extreme” but they allow it, because they are fucking selective, it’s a cool person club and I’m not very cool..

So anyway, this Polish dancer, twerk star, whatever that is posted this thong hot dance video and as dumb as dancing is, as inconsistent as big tech terms and conditions are, I’m into it, all spastic ass shaking and idiotic.

She is married to a professional soccer player named Jakum Kiwior who plays for Arsenal…so her whoring’s done good for her lifestyle that allows her to do dumb thong ass shaking dances all day.

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2023

22

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Are you on the rag or something? Cuz those are some lazy girl bloated with cramp panties but I don’t see any of the stains that confirm that you’re on the rag or something!

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2023

22

Sep

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Why sit in the restaurant, bar, park bench, grocery store, staring at a hot bitch with hard nipples and a round ass you could chip a tooth on…and imagine what she looks like naked, that’s a waste of time and requires brain power in this half retard, feed me with conveyer belts so that I don’t have to get off my recliner or even bother chewing, because that’s for peasants, world we live in….

When we got girls saying “this is me in clothes, this is me not in clothes”….

In Clothes…

Not in clothes….

Clothed….

Nude….

Dressed…

Undressed….

Ya know like flash cards at the retard school teaching me how to tie my velcro shoes….all drooling and medicated because my brain don’t work no more…

I’m into it..

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2023

21

Sep

Lily-Rose Depp Lesbian Tits Have a Smoke of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is being all edgy and racy, even an attention seeking exhibitionist with her rockin’ tits basically fully exposed because she’s a broken little rich girl from a celebrity home of narcissism….so this is how she paves the way…plus she’s European…a whole titty exposing culture that’s not a big deal….

Fresh off the worst show ever that was cancelled because of how bad she is, but that really wasn’t the worst show ever since it was basically a Lily Rose Depp softcore porno, as the premise of the show was Lily Rose Depp naked or near naked as much as possible….

The highlight of this paparazzi captured titty session is that she smokes actual fags, not vapes like a fag, even though she is a fag, now that she’s decided to be lesbian for attention, like her step mom Amber Heard.

There is nothing more pathetic and weak than a vape smoker scared of smoking a cigarette like a real fucking cowboy…

So as lame, coddled, attempting to be interesting as Lily Rose is…her tits are hot, her smoking is cool, her richness exciting, so trying to find an identity is working out ok for her.

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2023

21

Sep

Rat Cow Gets the Fucking Point of the Day

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It’s taken a while, but the egotistical fuck that is Em Rat Cow, who you know probably fucks, which is why she exits, but not necessarily all that well, just because she’s from the generation where they didn’t have to fuck well, they just had to lay there with the hot tits out and get the job or movie role. I guess we’d have to ask David Fincher and Ben Affleck, Kanye West and that kid from The Mask who she had a kid with for some details, in the meantime, we can be happy knowing that the girl not known for having a great face, but rather great tits, is old enough to realize that she’s not all that great in the face, so it’s easier to juste crop that shit out and focus on the outfit….not realizing that that’s what 90 percent of her fans have been doing when fapping to her pics, since she’s more a porn chick than most porn chicks, just packaged as a fashion influencer, because that’s where the money is….

Cropping the face we’ve all cropped when staring at her tits for us is better than AI porn.

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2023

21

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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In the asshole obsessed world, the thong is the blind that barely fits over the window you come across at night when doing your nightly peeping top rounds. It’s fucking glory hole of panties, where just enough visibility is left to see the fucking good stuff….even though in this case…the good stuff is the battered hole that you shit from…which shouldn’t ever be a coveted sex organ, just one your resort to in prison when you have limited options….because feces is gross and wanting to smell shit at the same time you’re fucking is not just gay, it’s fucking confusing and clearly mental illness….maybe conversion therapy people have a fucking point!

Here’s some asshole you asshole loving libtards!

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2023

21

Sep

Stella Hudgens on a Boat of the Day

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Bitches love boats…

Here’s a little Vanessa Hudgens sister who is a softcore porn chick on OnlyFans because she’s Vanessa Hudgens sisters, and felt that trying to do something legitimate when you can just do the easy cash grab in this sex forward, sex positive, we like sex, we live in a porn world where everyone’s watched porn their entire life, so why not be graphic about sex so people know you’re a pile of trash who doesn’t understand that modest is the hottest and we like whores in the bedroom not on the street, cuz whores on the street are trash….

All this to say Hudgens sister, who is the hotter Hudgens sister, but the less successful yet more fun sister….is on a boat!

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2023

21

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Hey girls, it looks like you dropped something…..

Titties….

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2023

21

Sep

Julianne Hough See Through of the Day

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I guess Julianne Hough looks like an old spinster at the wedding who doesn’t realize she’s an old spinster at the wedding, the “Auntie why don’t you have a husband” or “Auntie why don’t you have kids”….not realizing she’s the old as shit auntie who which leads to dressing totally inappropriate, having too much wine, and making a fool of herself when talking to guests about all the fuck she gets from the dating apps and how happy she is to be single at her age, with no committments beyond her anti depressant addiction to guide her through it.

Maybe old Auntie thinks she’s till hot because of the face filters on the internet, the face fillers at the dermatologist, the faake tits, the straving herself, the pilates, to the DIABETES MEDICATION DIET….and all the fuck she gets from the dating aps….

Maybe the old Auntie is trying to live her best whore days, in her whore era, when she should be in her learning to crochet era….

When wearing a sheer top to show off the tits is for fashion, style and to show how with it she is….all while being pretty humiliating and not very age appropriate…but she was a late bloomer since her early years ere given to mormonism…

Poor old auntie..

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2023

21

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Fuck the sun, that motherfucker killed Jimmy Buffett….

Unless Jimmy Buffett was busy lathering himself in sunscreen in hopes of the sun not killing him, seeing the irony of pushing the beach bum life, that he managed to leverage into a multi-billion dollar hospitality brand, all based on a silly song that probably took him 4 minutes to write…..only to die from the beach bum life….like a rockstar living the drunken rockstar life and dying from liver failure….Buffett brought fun in the sun to its knees with a “if you have too much fun in the sun, you die a painful cancerous death”…

All these girls with their tanlines are going to regret what they did for the cause, just like Jimmy Buffett probably does from his grave and piles of money he died with…great while you’re alive, but not so fun when it DEADS you.

Unless it’s all just anti-sun propaganda to sell more sunscreen….just buy the Margaritaville Parrot Head brand that Buffett got royalties from, seems to work famously….if getting skin cancer’s the goal….

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