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2017

01

Mar

Britney Spears Great Outfit for Social Media of the Day

Britney Spears is magical…and walking her do fitness because her handlers don’t like her fat….they want her strong and capable of performing daily….allowing them to further cash in on what they’ve already cashed in on time and time again….pushing her 40s…all strong, and muscular if you like healthy, fit and medicated…still earning….but some of us, like me, prefer when they crack, end up broke, strung out, and singing their hit songs from the late 90s in karaoke bars…where they also suck dick for rent money in the bathroom….

You know the winning stories…are often the least funs and Britney’s ups and downs could have ended with more downs, not some rock hard ass I want to chip my tooth on like I’m k-fed trying to cash in…right…

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2017

01

Mar

Sara Sampaio in Leggings of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is the Portuguese wonder – who is not a Fisherman’s daughter, or who may be a fisherman’s daughter, but who is working as a tall skinny model in America…almost like her Portuguese story is just a fucking lie or angle to try to market herself better…

To me, she’s more than just a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s a fucking hero. She’s fought for the rights of really skinny girls with booty…something I love….and she’s told all the people hating on her for being skinny that she eats….sometimes…and that it’s ok to be healthy and skinny…you fat fucks…what a fucking activist who needs all the support she can get in this world of fat filled everything…

That said, she’s got a hole in her leggings, probably strategic…a little taste of slutty – or a pilot hole for later that night when her rich boyfriend rips it open to access her anus..but totally wonderful…and relatable…a triumph we’ve all seen on girls who are ambitious in their legging size, unaware that when stretched out enough – they become transparent..

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2017

01

Mar

Anastasia Ashley’s Naked and Afraid of the Day

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Anastasia Ashley just tapped out of Discovery Channel’s Naked and Afraid Fan Edition…where she was out in the jungle naked with some Vlogger naked….and they survived not eating, like she’s prepping for a bikini shoot, and not having fire in 50 degree weather, while jungle cats and other animals stalked her….

Good times….you dirty unshowered jungle slut…with your dirty unshowered jungle vagina…exposed to the elements before being wrapped in their Duct Tape survival item…

She was given her phone an hour a day, where she took some selfies…and girl looked animalistic and hot…like a jungle cat of her own…all jungle fever…but in a different way…

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2017

01

Mar

Zoe Cross Topless Model of the Day

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Zoe Cross can be found seducing her 100,000 followers #gallery-3 { margin: auto; } #gallery-3 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%; } #gallery-3 img { border: 2px solid #cfcfcf; } #gallery-3 .gallery-caption { margin-left: 0; } /* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes/media.php */

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2017

01

Mar

Amanda Seyfried Pregnant Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Boring Ass Amanda Seyfried….who’s most amazing work has been her naked in movies – polarizing the generic Disney bitch in her other non nude roles that got her paid….but in terms of her personal life – or paparazzi covered life….has been this pregnancy because we know she let a dude cum in her…a dude who I think was her costar and possibly married to someone else, thanks to being an actress and thus having no moral code or value system…just greedy, grabby seductive tits…because besides this pregnancy all her captured moments have been her on her period in sweat pants unshwered…hot to me, cuz I like homeless stink…but not so hot for a young starlet…

And really, her pregnant ass is pretty fucking lifeless, dull, uneventful and the only thing interesting is how a hot rich chick can make things so fucking irrelevant…and boring…and lifeless…

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2017

01

Mar

Ashley Benson Exists of the Day

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I forgot about Ashley Benson, I don’t watch pretty little liars bullshit and I don’t really care about their busty chubby girl hipster who is probably making stupid money off her stupid instagram following – not really needing the whole acting thing to sustain her – as people are lazy, something you could tell by looking at Benson’s body at her prime….all full of craft services and not using the production company personal trainer she was given..

Now she’s out there with hipster hair, taking hipster photos, and is not as busty as she once was…the problem with fitness, weightloss, all this shit…

But she’s still pretty lovely….worth staring at…even though probably terribly fucking annoying, all these entitled cunts are…they are actors, it’s how it works…

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2017

01

Mar

Cassie Ventura and Kelly Kelly / Barbara Jean / Barbie Blank-Souray in a Bikini of the Day

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Cassie Ventura is Diddy’s long time girlfriend and she’s in Florida being a rich, hot, girl on Diddy Payroll….arguably someone he keeps around when not cheating on her all the time, but who the fuck cares, she’s got the good life, the life everyone fucking wants and all she has to do is baby him like the needy man child he is….Diddy is the worst…Cassie in a bikini though…not bad.

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Also in her bikini is – Kelly Kelly / Barbara Jean / Barbie Blank-Souray is some WWF chick – married to some Hockey Player, relatively uninteresting…but existing in a a bikini and you know…sometimes some of these paparazzi staged bikini pics are all that fucking matter…in a world where nothing really matters…that’s saying alot…

I don’t fall for the cheesy WWF / WWE looking bitches, not even the hot ones, because they are so low level white trash…but she’s in a bikini and fit…in FLorida…looking like typical Florida…and not much wrogn with that.

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2017

01

Mar

Kate Bosworth Nude for Some TV SHow of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is on a TV show, which is amazing because I love Kate Bosworth. She’s one of the only celebrities I’d say is hot as fuck, but it could be because she’s skinny, or maybe it’s her jawline, or maybe it’s because she was a model and never really did anything that I can think of, but everytime she was out in the paparazzi – i was like DAMN girl…sit on my face and show me the bridge where your anus meets you vagina…MY FAVORITE part of her…or any girl really….

That said…she’s looking her age, but it’s graceful and sophisticated….like a woman I want to see in action, past her prime but still hot and using all her years of experience living in the hollywood scene…to ride rides my face….since my penis is pretty insignificant…

But here she is doing lesbian sex for TV…looking naked but not naked enough because I can’t see the bridget where her anus meets her vagina…

I just found out people don’t find her hot…I am blown the fuck away…how is that possible…

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2017

01

Mar

Oh God…Emma Stone and Brie Larson Hugging Out Like Emotionally Unstable Cunts Passing off The Torch of the Day

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Actors are such self involved cunts – who think what they do is so important – and who think winning an Oscar is some status symbol – because their heads are up their narcissistic asses, and this is the dream they are living, most undeserving of the dream they are living, but definitely annoying and overpaid in the dream they are living, because it takes a certain kind of narcissist, especially when not cute, to audition, perform and do the shit they do….but I don’t bye it, I can’t buy into it. It’s all so fucking bullshit, they are actors, lying to us…so Brie Larson passing the torch of Best Actress, to Emma Stone who isn’t the best actress but won best actress…is just so pretentious and silly…but it went viral as people want to believe in this Hollywood lie…

I just wish a bus drove through, or natural disaster happened at this moment of a lie….it’d make their lie of a friendship have a little more dramatic / action and adventure…instead it’s just emotionally unstable overpaid people…..who have no real identity for themselves, but who get lost in the characters they play…the worst…

This is so fucking bullshit, you know they are such egos and hate on each other, talk shit on each other, compete for jobs against each other, in their small exclusive bullshit club – but for the cameras let’s pretend we care….

BRIE LARSON IS PRETENDING TO BE A HOT AND SEDUCTIVE GIRL WITH TITS IN A PUSH UP BRA AT HER FIRST BLOCKBUSTER EVER CUZ SHE’S MADE IT….GOOD HUSTLE…

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2017

01

Mar

Ariel Winter Laying in Bed of the Day

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Fat people like Ariel Winter, the little roast ham from TV, who people jerked off to when she was underage because she had massive, hormonally fucked up thanks to being sold off to the entertainment industry by her parents, you know like kids who are victims of abuse, getting their period at 4 years old or some shit, only the Hollywood, work hard and make the family money, we need it, we made you, and trained you for this…version…know that if she lays down and stretches as hard as she can, she can look less fat..

If you ever fuck a fat chick, she’ll do it on her back, so that you don’t see her belly hang over her vagina…..even though her tits are now surgically enhanced to be perky….despite everything else about her being a pile of slop….

But she’s on TV, people follow her, they care about her and her tits…and this is the shit she’s trying to seduce you with…

Here is her team that try to make her look as hot as they can, or as hot as she can be, but they aren’t fucking miracle workers bro..