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2017

07

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

In these dark times of a divided nation brought together by GAGA singing some Woodie Gutherie….This Land is Our Land….I like to ask young college aged feminists, who seem to be anyone college aged, with their weird idealized version of the world, that is so far off the mark from what real life is…until you cross reference them with the muslim haters on my facebook….because the media made them racists….what gender their vagina is when they sext….

Is it and it, a she, a her…even a HE or a SIR…you know “Stick it in my pussy, it needs it – she needs it – he needs it – sir needs it – they need it”….

GENDER on GENITALS in SEXTING…so confusing…

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Pornstar OCTOMOM’s OCTO BABIES TURN 8
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This isn’t a Snowman – this is a BRO MAN
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People are Excited by TV Christians Making More Babies..
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Ashley James – Slut in London
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Dog Hates This Girl’s Flute
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J.Lo Cleavage
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Dancing in a Sky Diving Tube
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A Pike Eating a Bass Frozen in the Ice
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GIGI HADID’s MOm Selling Her Condo – Because She’s Rich
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Emma Stone is a Hack
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Moose Saved From Ice
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2017

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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AIDS is always a good pick-up line…

Ask her to test modern science with you – to see if AIDSs a death sentence…because it will make her think you get laid, that you offer adventure and live on the edge, instead of being the actual pussy you are…

Because STDs now called STIs are part of a grown man who fucks life, usually Chlamydia in the throat…but yeah…AIDS…stick with AIDS…

Or you could watch GAGA’s half time show…same thing…

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Kylie Minogue Won the Trademark Battle Against Kylie Jenner…
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Rumer Willis in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner – See Through Underwear
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Crazy BMW Driver’s Near Miss
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Emma Stone’s Overrated Garbage Side Tit
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20,000 Superbowl Meal….
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David Beckham wants to be Knighted
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Pam Anderson is banging Julian Assange
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Building Frozen Castles with Master of Ice
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Georgia Aquarium Manipulate Marine Mammals To Support the Falcons – POOR CAPITVE ANIMALS – JUST WANT OUT
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Some Superbowl Ad About Lumber and Migrants…..
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Charlize Theron’s New Fast and Furious Ad
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Suzanne Somers Has a Great House for Sale
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Nerd Beat Boxes in the Hood
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Inside a 250 Million Dollar House
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Mark Whalberg – Patriots Fan
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Beyonce Trademarks Blue Ivy
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Elle Fanning in a Sports Bra…
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Guardian of the Galaxy Trailer
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Melissa McCarthy was Sean Spicer on SNL and People Loved it
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Kendall Jenner – Nipple
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BRO SNOWMAN oF THE DAY
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Lady Gaga’s Superbowl Half Time Shot
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Why Do Cartoon’s Wear Gloves
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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Daughter in an Accident
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Pirates of the Caribbean Trailer
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Ireland Baldwin Monster
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Justin Bieber in a Super Bowl Ad…
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Some Bitch See Through
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Toyota Camry Hit and Run
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Madonna Wearing Pants
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Teacher Greets Eat Student with a Personalized Handshake
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Paris Jackson Hard Nipples
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Corinna Blake Football
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Hot Naked Girls
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Weird Sex in Public
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Naked Random Model
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Masturbating Behind Mom’s Back
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Solo girl Fingering
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Some Girl in Snapchat Clips
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Voyeur Video
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2017

06

Feb

J.Lo has Her Underboob Despite Being an Old Mom Who is Known for Her Ass of the Day

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I spent the day trying to avoid this image J.Lo posted to her social media of under tit – because I guess she wants people to know she’s got tit…and is not just an ass….even though she’s being an ass, when posting these kinds of pics for attention on social media..

Trying to show the world her triple threat isn’t singing, dancing and acting…it’s pussy, ass tits…

And that is only terrifying because she’s a mom, who is rich, and who doesn’t need to be doing any of this…this is all for ego…

As for J.Lo, that cockroach just won’t fucking die…but I guess she’s still scamming and as a scammer she’s still up to her old tricks as they pay…like she’s some kind of prostitute…a song and dance prostitute…the mainstream loves…despite being so OLD.

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2017

06

Feb

Rumer Willis in a Bikini of the Day

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When your mom is a vapid superfical twat like Demi Moore who was once very fucking famous after rebuilding her entire face and body with her hollywood money – there’s going to be a lot of importance on your looks in the vapid household you are from – even if you were raised in Montana where Ashton Kutcher, your stepfather developed his dot com billionaire investing skills…because you weren’t hot enough to distract him with your young pussy…

It’s only natural to not be natural – and to try to get as hot as you can with modern science – it worked for the Kardashians…all those little monsters made fuckable…so it’ll work for the dark pretending to be hippie…willis sisters…and she’s looking good half naked…for the first time in her life…anyone fucking her cuz she’s Bruce Willis’ daughter is probably pretty happy about it…

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2017

06

Feb

Britney Spears Shorts Short Sports Bra Handstand Walk of the Day

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I just heard that Britney Spears’ sister Jamie Lynn, who tried to be famous for a minute but ended up getting knocked up like other celebrities from the era’s siblings….we’re talking to you Haylie Duff and Ashley Simpson…

Well, I heard the rich hick family had an ATV accident and the kid was in critical condition – and if I had a soul – I would find that sad and trying to jerk off to her would be a challenge….but I have no soul….so trying to jerk off to her is fine…

All fit, and showing off her fitness, all late 30s, crazy, held hostage by her parents to make them money like a good little spawn…doing circus tricks like the dancing money she is…

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2017

06

Feb

Bella Hadid Ass Crack of the Day

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Look Bella Hadid posted a picture of her butthole sucking in her underwear like it was The Weeknd’s dick…..because you know, based on a few facts including but not limited to broken rich girl, vapid rich girl, celebrated model despite not being that cute, younger sister jealous of her more famous sister she’s latched onto, knowing people only care about her thanks to GIGI, that ass has seen some dick…

I know, I know, these kids all grew up on 2000s porn, anal is standard, I haven’t met a girl who doesn’t do anal under 40 years old ever….people like a good shit on dick ass fucking…

But it’s still nice to point out…especially when the stories I’ve been told by the girls who couldn’t fit The Weeknd’s dick in their mouth, that it’s substantial enough to blast out this girl and make her anus some sort of vaccuum….

FASCINATION…

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2017

06

Feb

Slutty Models for 10 Magazine of the Day

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10 Magazine is a British luxury quarterly magazine published in London, UK.

WHICH MEANS…actual models, not instagram models, will get half naked, or naked and posing in erotic poses like YOGA POSES, or MARTHA HUNT In her classic Martha HUNT FACE DOWN ASS UP, you know showing their flexibility, celebrating their bodies you’ve already seen in Victoria’s Secret, possibly in Victoria’s Secret, like some kind of advertorial, sponsored post, the BUZZFEED article of the fashion photoshoot worlld..>WHO KNOWS…

The models are:

Alanna Arrington, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes, Sara Sampaio, Grace Elizabeth, Lily
Donaldson, Josephine Skriver, Cindy Bruna, Martha Hunt, Elsa Hosk, Maria Borges & Dilone

The pics are hot.

2017

06

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Takes Her Alec Baldwin Head out Without a Bra of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the big headed, big breasted, big girl, who wanted to be a model, who went from being a young beachy rich kid, something real popular on instagram, to some dark, depressive, rehab attending lesbian….and I’d say it’s been nice watching her grow up from the little girl Alec Baldwin shat on when he was going through his divorce, like the tyrant he is…to the braless girl in a school girl fetish outfit for the paparazzi…where the peak of her existence was paving the way for her younger, cuter, cousin who no longer invites her crazy ass to all the exclusive Kylie Jenner parties…whicn in and of itself – makes Ireland Baldwin dramatically more interesting as a personality….even if she’s a big more terrifying and large to look at…

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2017

06

Feb

Kera Lester is the Model You’ve Never Heard Off Flashing her VAG of the Day

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ART!

Kera Lester is not an actual model – just because you do photoshoots and have a modelmayhem doesn’t make you a model – I mean technically that is exactly what modeling is…so I guess she’s LITERALLY a model…but any model will demand more respect than that…they’ll want you to act like modeling is this exclusive thing for tall skinny chicks…not these 5 foot 4 girls willing to get naked for photographers…who aren’t even real photographers…

YOU SEE…it’s the social media – internet era of self promotion and narcism, where all these girls want to put themselves out there for everyone to see and follow..it’s a take your life by the balls…and put yourself out there until you get mad when it doesn’t work out so that you email everyone who ever posted pics you were so excited by…to take down those pics because you’re trying to be a respectable house wife..

YOU SEE…the DIY nude model is a great thing, as long as she doesn’t get an ego, but probably has an ego…because I like seeing everyone trying to make it – getting naked in the process…for me to masturbate to – while pretending it’s not about the jerk off material – but ART MAN THIS IS ART MAN….and slutty nude snapchats people pay 10 dollars a month for…that’s how these models are modeling and making the art man…

I think her model mayhem profile outlines her needs and wants nicely:

Hey! my name is Kera, I am 21 years old, and love to do freelance modeling! I am perfectly comfortable doing nudes, as long as they are done respectably (no porn) and love artsy photoshoots! I am very open minded and am open to all types of shoots! I hope to find some more fun modeling gigs from this site.

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2017

06

Feb

Sports Illustrated Rookies of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro, Mia Kang, Bianca Balti, Danielle Herrington, Kelly Gale, Mia Kang, Myla Daibesio and Vita Sidorkina

So the LOL in this list is this Myla Daibesio girl, who would rather be called a woman, because after scanning her social media, I see she’s a feminist and an “artist”….who has a side project where women discuss how the media makes them feel about their body…the same women who look at pictures of her photoshopped huge tits in a misogynistic men’s magazine that for so long reserved women coverage to pictures of them in bikinis, where she plays one of the photoshopped women in bikinis, because all these “activist” types are the biggest fucking hypocrites around….

If you were legit about your political theory Myla Daibesio…why the fuck are your massive tits in the skimpiest bikini for an men’s magazine that exploits women to get subscribers….Myla Daibesio….why? Tell me why?

Use them big titties to inspire all the small titties getting implants to fit into the construct of male dominated media…thanks…this is the opposite of down with the patriarchy!! YOU LIE!

I don’t actually care, because when you get these people talking they don’t fucking shut up…what a joker!

The other “rookies” have been around for a while and you can see their tits via google…