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2016

08

Nov

Bregjie Heinen for For Love & Lemons of the Day

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Bregjie Heinen has one of the most offensive names in modeling. It’s the sound made during a throat fucking porn when the 20 year old who just moved to LA to get famous thanks to the constant promises of some creepy “model manager”…to make them a star…ends up on her first boy/girl scene….ravaged…you know banged the fuck out for 6-9 weeks before having to go home broken, with a drug addiction, forced to find Jesus and become obese working at Walmart…THE DREAM….

She’s dutch, she’s hot, her ass is great and she’s in some piss soaked photos by favorite hipster / garbage not because the pics are bad but because the pics are lame, have no soul and are a rip off at good things…photographer Zooey Grossman…who has the ability to take the same picture 1000 times…over and over and now people pay them…

Either way – shitty pics, repetitive pics or not, Bregjie Heinen has a great ass…

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2016

08

Nov

Ariel Winter Shows You Hot Fat Girls Shouldn’t Dress of the Day

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When you’re built like Ariel Winter you should probably not squeeze yourself into some ridiculous looking one piece outfit, not so much because your sloppy tit will hang out of the armpit hole, or because the thing will ride up your twat and asshole…but because it will make you look like an inflated, bloated, mascot working outside the tire store dressed like some kind big bellied bear…attempting to get people in to buy winter tires….

When you’re a barely hot, but marketed as hot, despite your head being a fucking circle, 18 year old TV star dudes actually jerk off to because they’ve watched you grow up through puberty on a huge national show…you should stick to showing off said tits…but with this one it’s either crop top and short shorts 4 sizes too small…or what looks like it may be a tarp you’d use to cover the leak in your garden shed…mainly because she’s built like a garden shed….

I’m not a fan, but I’m sure she’s rich enough to make me try to get her pregnant – a little gunt’s never killed anyone…that I know of…maybe just their soul…

Either look at the bloated elf…love the bloated elf…it is the Chrismas Season after all…asssuming America isn’t blown up by then….

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2016

08

Nov

Natasha Poly for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Natasha Poly must be 30, she’s been around forever, she started modeling in 2004, and is married…which kinda makes her fucking boring…at least to me…cuz rich chicks married to rich dudes…living the rich life…that she takes a break from every so often for a huge 1,000,000 dollar ad campaigns….isn’t really all that inspiring to me….you see I like my girls more broken…sad, defeated, homeless while holding onto a dream…especially when they have similar beginnings as her…

It was 1985, in communist Russia, on a cold cement floor, where this girl was born….forced to fend for herself at the age of 15, because both her parents died in a work camp of hypothermia, was about to join the sex trade….a little human trafficking never hurt anyone…before the mob figured they could sell her to fashion…and fashion she did…and still does…all Glamourous and shit…for Haper’s Bazaar…

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2016

08

Nov

Rihanna Posts Nude Pic Kissing Nude Kid of the Day

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Rihanna posted this pic of her nude in the tub with a nude kid – who I assume is a family friend or family member and not Rihanna doing some Michael Jackson shit….

But I do wonder how people would feel if this was a nude pic of Bill Cosby kissing a nude kid….or if it was Chris Brown…or really any man posting nude pics with kids…I assume that would get them jailtime.

I am not saying that there’s anything wrong with this pic, I am not a prude or weirdo who thinks nudity is sexual or means child molestation…little kids running around naked is a normal thing – and not just in some pervert’s household…but I do think that it’s probably a better tactic to keep the nude kid pics off the fucking instagram – owned by Facebook….and keep that memory for yourself – not to share with the world…because there are bad people out there into this…and really that kid doesn’t really need to be put on blast – let her grow up to make her own decisions on who gets to see her naked as an instagram model or whatever…

Either way, the one on her instagram is uncensored…and may have wholesome intentions – but this is the fucking internet and that shit is deemed Criminal…crazy famous ppl..

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2016

08

Nov

Nicole Scherzinger’s Titty Window of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is the original Bruce Jenner…because that face, that hard face, despite the tits, is so fucking manly…it confuses me….

Sure, she could be a woman – who just loves fitness….this BOXING video of her may prove that…but maybe she’s just training to be a tranny fighter – out to save the world…now that she’s mastered the whole dancing like a stripper on stage singing shitty pop songs that made her a fucking fortune…

I don’t know what this event is, or why the trashy dress to show off her fake looking wrestler tits…but I can assume that they are being used as a diversion as most fake tits are – to trick us into thinking “tits” and nothing else about the testicles….

I do know that I appreciate fake tits, not because I like the look or feel when I pay 10 dollars a song to touch them….but I like the commitment to the cause, the fact that these girls think going under the knife to jack up their tits is the fucking answer to their problems and worth their money and efforts…all for tits…hell they like tits and do more for tits than I do…I just stare at them, I don’t create them….except maybe in my mashed potatoes…but then again, I’ve always been an underachiever…

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2016

08

Nov

Joudan Dunn Weird See Through of the Day

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Here’s a token Jourdan Dunn is a see through outfit…with weird nipple pasties because why not get seen..

Jourdan Dunn is a black British model who I guess is the new Naomi Campbell ….a comparison I am sure she’s never had before…one she’s probably not annoyed of…one that is probably so played out that she’d prefer to be compared to a one of the slaves George Washington knocked up….or Denzel Washington…he’s in everything or Oprah had she not been molested and turnd to emotional eating….cuz at least it isn’t being called the next Naomi Campbell…you racists…these black don’t all look the same and don’t all live in the ghettos of America despite what TRUMP thinks…

But white run brands need to racistly cast the black people to not get criticized…and she’s eating it up…because make that money…

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2016

08

Nov

Georgia May Jagger in Volcom Ads of the Day

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Action sports brand Volcom that I remember from the late 90s and early 2000s running the punk rock skateboard/surf scene…only available at Skate shops before selling out and being available at Marshalls and a bunch of other mall shops…is apparently still around and making big moves as they do a girls bikini line for the brand that looks very SEARS or corporate or everything you wouldn’t want in a skateboard or surf brand…but I guess I’m from the era where Skateboarding wasn’t mainstream, pre Tony Hawk, and kids who skateboarded would actually get beat up and made fun of because it wasn’t a “cool thing”….so seeing any action sport or “core” brand turn into vapid, fluffy, pop bullshit reminds me of how the internet has destroyed niche interests…there was once a punk scene, a rave scene, a hip hop scene, a skate scene…

Now it’s just one snowball pile of dog shit where everything is just fluff that falls into one category of viral clickbait meme…in one way, it’s cool that more people are aware of things…in another way all these people are annoying selfie taking cunts who you want nothing to do with….and that is why they use Mick Jagger’s hot daughter in their REALLY shitty corporate ads instead of actual surfer sluts..because surfer sluts, not even just regular California girls we’d like to see – aren’t billionaire heiresses to the Rolling Stones…who get paid 10,000 dollars a day through their agencies…and the real tragedy in all this is that there are no close up pussy shots – or her crawling around on all fours like I’d like…because Volcom is about as edgy as the fluffy bullshit they’ve become…

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2016

08

Nov

Olivia North Nude Hipster Model with Bush of the Day

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Olivia North is someone I’ve never heard of. I’ve never done a post on her and I’ve done a post on everyone. I don’t think I even follow her on instagram and I follow 10,000 sluts, because I like sluts, who take slutty pics of themselves under any and all circumstances and context, but that are still slutty pics, because sluts, especially exhibitionists who let you know they are sluts, while pretending they aren’t sluts because no one wants to admit they are shameless for attention…because that would be slutty….

But I have seen her pussy….and that makes me a better person…with my morning dose of slut…

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2016

08

Nov

Grace Hartzel Hot for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Her name is Grace Hartzel… “Gracie” Hartzel….she’s an actual model – from small town Indiana who has made it to the runways of Paris because she’s tall and skinny….and has an amazing face…and I love tall and skinny…

She’s barely 20…and she’s already shown her vagina…full slit….and bush for editorial, hipster shoot, feminist hustle that’s not feminist at all, because a woman protesting or celebrating her femininity by “NOT” shaving her pubic hair is an absurd protest…it’s as if I was protesting something by taking a daily shit…you see because not shaving is actually easier than shaving…and it’s hotter than shaving…and to think having a bush is anything more than just having a bush…and spinning it like you’re not conforming to male expectations that are really just female expectations and norms they have created…because dudes will fuck anything…

But I am still a fan…but this isn’t a bush shot of the past, this is her in Vogue magazine, a bootleg division of Vogue, but still Vogue…and not showing her BUSH because I guess she doesn’t need to anymore – even though I fucking love bush…because it’s not for me…and her pussy exposing hard work has paid off…

So girls…show your pussy and you too can get boring shoots in Vogue..

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2016

08

Nov

Jennifer Aniston Whining About Some Shit in Marie Claire of the Day

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Dinosaur Jennifer Aniston, who no one actually gives a fuck about, not even her husband….is in a magazine…because the media doesn’t realize that the future generation, the youth, pretty much anyone under 25 who is playing around on social media and making selfies and VLOGS on youtube all day….or watching them…just do not give a fuck about Jennifer Aniston….and the only people who do are over 35 year old women…and a few weird men who don’t let their weird sitcom hard nipple fetishes die….because Aniston…at her peak was being overpaid as the second most popular nipples on TV besides Suzanne Sommers in Three’s Company, who should probably be on the cover of magazines, since the only people still buying magazines are 100 fucking years old…

THAT SAID…she posed in sweat pants that supported her menopause body bloat….and whined about her being shamed in the media for no dudes wanting to knock her up…when she should have praised the media for positioning her as if she was actually hot and a sex icon in a world of way hotter girls…making her stupid and underservingly rich.

Boring pics for one of the most boring people in the entertainment industry….I mean at least make the dinosaur show the dinosaur nipples…

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