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2017

04

Jan

Leelee Sobieski’s Religious Bathing Suit of the Day

Leelee Sobieski's Religious Bathing Suit

LeeLee Sobieski must be an Orthodox Jew, you know with a name like Sobieski, raised by her painter artist father and her manager (obviously) mother…probably void of religion, even though she’s been stated that she grew up pan religious…but is proud of her Jewish roots – and in all these years since she’s had a job in the soulless, but also Jewish Hollywood, she’s probably had some time spiritual awakenings…and has committed to her “chosen one” birth right…and in doing that, she’s not showing her big sloppy tits in a bikini, she’s a mom now….but is instead in something super orthodox, I’m just surprised it doesn’t have pants….you know…the way a good Orthodox bathing suit should. I guess you can’t take the young starlet who is a harolot completely out of her new quest to find meaning…

Unless this is just a bathing suit she chose because she liked it and fears skin cancer, in which case, she should look into something with more tit…because the world likes tit…not being confused by this wet suit, fully covered, 1890s inspired weirdness…

It being a religious outfit – makes substantially more sense…not that we should bother with LeeLee Sobieski, she’s old news…but at least she’s got skinny legs…I love skinny legs.

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2017

04

Jan

Alejandra Guilmant and Maja Krag Nude of the Day

Alejandra Guilmant and Maja Krag Nude of the Day

A day is not complete without a post of instagram model titties..Alejandra Guilmant and Maja Krag are models, possibly not instagram models…and actual signed models…as most of these girls with a bit of following are…and they get half naked in photoshoots for self promotion as most of these girls do…because we live in a society that understands the importance of being hot, filtering your life, having a following, to matter….

Good work girls…not that it’s actually work…but you can pretend it is…as you all do..and it is working together – to get their tits known…because teamwork between likeminded people just makes fucking sense…strength in numbers…leverage leverage leverage…tits.

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2017

04

Jan

Topless Protest in China and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Beats Snowman

Crazyy Naked Woman and her Hair Vagina in Traffic

Woman Survives a Crazy Accident

China SMog is Good for the Environment

Man Bites Woman’s Ear in Unprovoked Attack

Just a Naked Dude Walking Down the Street

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

04

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want to seduce a woman at a bar – never open with the “how do you get a homo to fuck a girl”…..joke…..

Because the punchline “You shit in her cunt”….

Will almost always offend her, in this social justice warrior, everyone is gay, shitting in vagina is wrong – even though I’ve met some women who smell like someone shat in their vaginas world….

That’s about all I remember from last night….romance!

Ivanka Trump and her Husband the JEwish Man – Bought a Crazy House in D.C.
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Demi Lovator is Banging an MMA fighter
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Hit Songs Played on Household Items
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Madison Beer Got Some Tits
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Heather Locklear – Rehab
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Lego Nerf Gun that Will Impress All the Ladies You Fuck
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Janet Jackson’s Baby is a Terrorist
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Female Golfer in a Bikini
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2017

04

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Apparently, girls don’t like to participate is requests to fuck random household items…t

Today I was told no when I asked for a video of a girl fucking a beer can, I even sent her a link to another girl doing it – to trigger her competitive instinct all girls have…to prove she too can do it….

I was also rejected by a girl who was making lemonade…who I asked to insert the lemons and birth them like a chicken laying an egg in slow motion – because that’s the only lemonade I want to see…and she just called me weird…even after I said “put on some bunny ears when you do it so that we can pretend that easter coming early this year, and so am I”…

Instead I get ignored….what’s wrong with people…or maybe I am the problem…

While I don’t bother figuring that out because I don’t actually care to figure it out, people are all retards…. here are some stepLINKS..

Nicole Kidman in Taylor Swift Cosplay
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Hannah Ferguon – Still Christmas
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Hot Goulart Bikini
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Lea Michele is Naked on Instagram
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That Rogue Jumping in Pool from High Places Smashes His Feet – BAD
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Rat Cow Got Tits
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Why Are Dalmations the Choice Fire Dog
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Life Hacks with Household Items
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Jet Powered Snowboard
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Megyn Kelly is Moving to NBC
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Alessandra Ambrosio – BIKINI
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How Big do Tsunami Can Tsunami
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Joanna Krupa – BIKINI
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Izabel Goulart in a Bikini
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All Time Knockouts
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Danielle Lloyd Bikini
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Jessica ALba Bikini Camel Toe
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Nicki Minaj TITS
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Hot Surfer Irina Shayk
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Kim K’s Ass got Stuck in a Toilet
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Hot Daisy Low Bikini
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This Bird man is Amazing
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Baby Kangaroos are the Fucking Future
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Frosty the ASS MAN
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Big Tits in the Gym
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I don’t Think She’s a Real Nurse
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Vagina of the Day
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Bathroom BJ of Broken Dreams
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Hot Naked Chick
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

03

Jan

Dakota Fanning Crotch Shot, Hailee Steinfed Bra and Emma Stone Wet Lesbianism for W Magazine of the Day

Dakota Fanning Crotch Shot, Hailee Steinfed Bra and Emma Stone Wet Lesbianism for W Magazine

W Magazine got dirty….

Dakota Fanning crotch shot, if you look long enough you can see her uterus….

Hailee Steinfeld dick sucking a lipstick, like it was your cock, only twice the size you mini cock weirdo….

Or Emma Stone Wet Lesbianism…..

What the fuck is going on here…this is better than Playboy….

TOO MANY FETISHES FOR YOU LOSER NERD FAN BOYS

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Posted in:Dakota Fanning|Emma Stone|Hailee Steinfeld|SFW

2017

03

Jan

Elisha Cuthbert in a Bikini of the Day

Elisha Cuthbert in a Bikini

Elisha Cuthbert, Montreal home grown hottie who has turned her back on her hometown – because she’s gone off and become famous….I’ve only seen her in the city once, she was with a Hockey player…and was a brat acting like you’d expect a famous bitch to do it….

I don’t think you can consider her from Montreal, but not much happens in Montreal because she has gone on and done so many wonderful LA things….like coke off Paris Hilton’s clit….

I remember I waas trying to stage a candle light vigil for her career at her parent’s house ….that never happened because I am lazy…mourning her career….and I remember trying to be friends with her sister…another fail….but I barely remember Elisha Cuthbert….or her spending half your 20s being a cokewhore ….and that behavior clearly doesn’t always ruin you….and this is the proof….she looks hot…

Posted in:Elisha Cuthbert|SFW

2017

03

Jan

Bella Thorne And Sharks in Bikinis of the Day

Bella Thorne in a bikini with ass

Luckily for Bella Thorne – she’s not on her period – I don’t know if she’s old enough to have a period – but probably has her period thanks to her parents exploiting her at a young age – traumatic – she just doesn’t even know it, the hormones in the food and the fact that she’s actually a 40 year old…pretending to be 18…to relive the moment and make it happen for her – and happen is happening, with her 15 million followers thanks to being slutty in pictures but not too slutty so that she can maintain her mainstream acting career…which is super fucking weird…but not really – since instagram is everything- instagram is life – just ask Mark Zuckerberg as he counts his fucking money…

She’s still on Vacation, still in a bikini, but will continue to be in bikinis, even after this vacation is over…because that’s how it works. Instagram.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

03

Jan

Katherine McPhee Killer Bikini Selfie of the Day

Katherine McPhee Killer Bikini Selfie

I love fries…

I crave fries everyday…but I deprive myself of fries knowing that despite liking a slow death, eating them three times a day is not good….

So when staring at Katherine McPhee in her bikini – all I see in this picture is fries….

I guess when impotence and low testosterone take over your pathetic alocoholic life…you’re food addiction takes over your perversion – and you end up just craving foods like a chick on her period…despite there being a very fertile girl from American Idol, who has historically fucked old dudes…huge titties, ready to breast feed the world, in a meal of their own…participating in the french fry fetish…

This selfie is one of the best…good work…McPhee…

Posted in:Katherine McPhee|SFW

2017

03

Jan

Lily Rose Depp is Wonderful of the Day

Lily Rose Depp shot by David Mushegain for Jalouse Magazine

Lily Rose Depp may only be 17, but she’s wonderful, and 16 is legal in France, where she is a citizen, allowing you to follow French law when you stare at her amazing face, that hardly looks 17, but that does look amazing, and interesting, as she does what all these celebrity rich kids – who live in LA do….they ride the fame wave their parents set up for them and cash in like they are actually working towards something…and people are such groupie whores that want anything remotely related to celebrity that they buy into it, pay her….and all that other shit…

So here is some underage but not creepy pics of what will blossom into a lovely Lily Rose Depp adult in 5 months, and she’s in a shoot for a magazine called Jalouse, that I will just assume is for France, and not something pretentiously named “jealous” in french, but probably is, because it’s fashion people and fashion is about being jealous of all these cunts you can find on instagram showing off their bullshit overpriced made in china dog shit..

People are so lame…but she looks good…and that is what matters…that’s the only thing that matters…good genetics to fixate on – in this world of pure shit everywhere…

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW