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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2016

Dec

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

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I had a conversation recently about Jessica Alba, not because I care about Jessica Alba, I mean I respect her Mexican elasticity in her skin allowing her to bounce back after birthing a few times, and I respect that she’s not haggard despite her vagina possibly telling a different story….but because people think I have some insight on why her organic, that isn’t even organic, honest, but not that honest company – is worth a billion dollars, and why she was a figurehead that people embraced, since her celebrity was always flimsy, her movies all fucking garbage, and her vibe always just the “hot girl”….and I don’t have the answers, it happened, blame the internet, or her executive team that was rich, funded, hired the best staff to make it happen, and I don’t care if she’s worth 100s of millions of dollars, she was rich to begin with and more zeros won’t do much more than feed her ego…and ultimately – none of this matters, life is just a distraction before death, as we wait to die, some people think a line of e-commerce products is how we should spend our time, others think slowly killing yourself through drugs and alcohol is how we should spend that time, but either way – same outcome – so I choose doing the lazy, and I have a feeling so does ALba, she just has people around her doing the work for her, a Mexican with Mexicans…living the life…

Anyway, years ago she was in a bikini on all fours, I’m too lazy to find those pics, and here she is a mom in a one piece…not on all fours, but showing off the product of being on all fours while homies busts nut in her….and it looks better than it should…I mean I guess when you have all that free time letting people run your business for you…you can go to the gym, I mean she’s a celebrity from when it mattered, you can’t expect her to hustle much for anything but trying to look good….

I like her mini cameltoe…and ass….she is good…

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2016

Dec

Sofia Vergara – Vacation Tits of the Day

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Sofia Vergara with Tits that You’d wish were your Sofa, and that are big enough to be your Sofa, but that probably smell less like old smoke, death from the guy who they found dead on it before you got it off the FREE section on Craigslist, and your wife’s vile and disgusting sweat….is an interesting story…

She’s an illegal that snuck into AMerica with her child and never left, but somehow managed to become some kind of correspondent or some shit for her Native Colombia, that intern allowed her to meet TV producers from LA, while living in Florida, who figured “we need a Spanish immigrant for the huge Spanish speaking population to relate to, let’s take on this one, because she’s forcing me to after seducing me with her tits”…or my other storyline for her, the late bloomer in the industry, who has pretty much buttfucked the industry that wants to and probably have buttfucked her, literally in her ass, romantically for jobs…and not in her paycheck that we can assume is absurd….is that her family runs the cocaine in Colombia, hollywood loves Cocaine and somehow along the way the two collided and said “GIVE HER WORK”…

Either way, she’s won, and in winning, she’s on vacation with them MONSTER tits….

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2016

Dec

Jourdan Dunn Ass Stretch Marks on a Small Booty of the Day

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I would say that Jourdan Dunn looks like a skinny, bikini clad, neanderthal walking along the beach, like pre-human primate man, but then people would call me racist, assuming it has everything to do with her blackness, and nothing to do with her ape-like posture…making you people the fucking racists – not me….

I’ve just looked at enough evolution of man diagrams to know she’s got some fucking dragging her knuckles going on,, and maybe it’s just a misuse of the paparazzie, maybe she should be on all fours, spread eagle or some shit, you know she is a VS model, what the fuck is this bullshit, we can see her more naked – in their photoshopped catalogs…I feel robbed..

What ever happened to paparazzi climbing into people’s fucking hotel rooms to capture them shitting, or other really scandalous shit, instead I get “here’s a model you’ve seen half naked, half naked, but not posing, go jerk off to her if you can, or use this as a reminder that you can google her in paid photos doing better poses”…fuck that..

I want scandal, I want humilation, I want paparazzi pics that make these narcissistic garbage humans want to kill themselves in shame..where is the disruption, the flavor, it’s all so fucking lame….

But here are the pics anyway.

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2016

Dec

Izabel Goulart Seducing Us with her Beach Strip of the Day

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Izabel Goulart – the Brazilian fitness tank, who spends her entire year living in Brazil working out, doing erotic fitness videos on instagram – that have little to no value or purpose, at least not in terms of fitness….

But that you can jerk off to…and maybe if you do that long enough you will get in shape, heart rate up, burn calories, but we all know you’ve done it long enough, multiple times daily, because it is your only joy, your only friend, and that you’ve lost jobs, friends and real actual sex because of it, to know that it will probably lead to you getting fatter and more pathetic and useless…..not fit…like Izabel Goulart…

Well, other than doing the VS infomerical once a year, she does very little else, but here she is in St Barts, the richest of islands for FANCY people, and she’s doing a little stripteasae on the beach, to show off that body she works so hard for…it is all she has…and thank god she has that – because I like staring….

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2016

Dec

Bella Thorne Looking Amazing of the Day

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I like the acne ridden, pocks so big it looks like she’s a meth addict clawing at her face, all big headed in both size and attitude, wearing her pajamas or what some people would call her period pants, that are strategically ripped, because it’s style, but I would argue strategy in ripped clothing has more of a easy access to crotch…it doesn’t need to be a big hole, just big enough to get a finger in….she’s a redhead, redheads are horny, she’d probably appreciate that…and maybe that’s why she’s got her beanie in front of her cunt, you know cuz it’s been dripping so hard…all fucking mentally fucked up being a young slutty celebrity her parents cultivated and exploited…

I’m into it..and would do the same thing if I had kids, because if we can learn one thing from Dina Lohan, Michael Jackson’s dad, Beyonce’s Dad, Jessica Simpson’s dad…and Britney Spears actual meth looking trailer park dwelling monsters…it’s pretty lucrative..I’ve said meth twice in this post…I think I need a hit….

All this to say…Bella Thorne is a child star I’m excited to see explode in some nebula of amazing…in the mean time…I’ll think about all the other pics of her where she’s not in oversized sweat gear…

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2016

Dec

Cami Morrone For Love Magazine of the Day

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Cami Morrone was smart enough to get involved in some Love Magazine bullshit, that is their “advent calendar”…that lacks concept, that they think is clever, that uses it girls or aspiring it girls, and that out of 28 days I’ve though two were worth watching, and sure I’m a hater, I hate before I see this shit, but I force myself to watch them in completion to really solidify that I hate the people in the shit, the vibe, the whole fucking thing…

So Cami Morrone was cast at the tail end of their biggest marketing push of the year, and she is in lingerie, her body huge titty and amazing, and they are recreating a scene from blade runner…and it’s terrible..it’s like why remix somehting that is fine just the way it was, it’s not good, or clever…it’s just lazy…

It’s like when Love hired their fashion video people they said “Pitch us ideas”…and this particular dude said “I’ll do movie scenes”…not Holiday Scenes…just scenes that don’t need to be redone…because it will be starring a girl who can’t act…in lingerie…and anything with a girl in lingerie is good…

Cami Morrone has a banging body, my biggest fail is that she was filming a movie in montreal all fall and I didn’t track her down and throw my semen on her…because I am old, barely have semen, and because that’s considered sexual harrasment…and more interestingly…she’s Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino’s stepdaughter or some shit…and I love stepDaughter’s with huge tits….making her pretty fucking priveledged and annoying, but with tits like this and not being a Hadid or Kardashian…I am a fan of hers…for now…

It will take a few more vapid, shameless, attempts at celebrity…making bullshit noise…in a world that doesn’t need more noise…to officially hate her…

But I do hate these Love Magazine videos…a lot..and that’s what this is about..

Posted in:Cami Morrone|SFW

2016

Dec

Tallia Storm See Through Bikini in Barbados of the Day

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Tallia Storm is apparently some 18 year old Scottish Singer, which would make sense – because of her total misuse of her earning as a Scottish singer, including but not limited to that LV purse, are you fucking joking, this troll looking 18 year old is walking the beach for the paparazzi wearing the dumbest fucking purse ever…I feel like I’m watching the trailer park trash at Marshalls fighting for something that says POLO on it, so they can be like rich people to, only this one…is theoretically a rich person….

But I do appreciate that she’s wearing a see through top for the paparazzi, like other people in the UK< they know, shamless titty flash is the way to get where you need to go..just ask every Glamour model, reality star, Rita ora around...they'll tell you...UK paparazzi and tabloids love the titties... Making me a fan...cuz 18 year old fresh nipples are never a bad thing, they haven't expired yet....but confused at what I am looking at...just not a fan of her music...because here's her garbage music...I just listened to and I hate that she exists...

But here are her tits in a see throuhg thing – that don’t offend me one bit…keep it coming scotty…

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2016

Dec

Babe on Bench Does a Scratch and Sniff and Other Videos of the Day

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Porn on Billboard

Snake In Toilet in Thailand – Worst Nightmare..

Dude Catches Wife in Bed with another Man – Is Not Happy

Woman Gets Robbed – Chases RObbers on Foot

Man on Stage Dies of Heart Attack

Kids Smoking Weed

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I realize it is 2 pm and I am only posting my morning hangover dump now, but I figure no one gives a fuck about the site, I do this in some OCD, this is my routine way, and I’d like to say I am late because of something exciting, you know threesomes, orgies in my palace, a hangover that led to me being found in a ditch….actual death, suicide or illness…but the reality is – the internet wasn’t working….glamourous…internet not working…because in a fucking cabin in the woods…surrounded by fat french trash eating all fucking day…yet no one them ever have strokes…I don’t get it…resilient people…

I need a strip club, and here are some links…

6 Year Old Drew Barrymore Looks A Lot like 500 year Old Drew Barrymore – But 494 Years Younger
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Drake and J.Lo Confirm Their Relationship
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Kate Beckinsale Hot in her Underwear
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Dominos with Bricks
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Elf Recut as a Thriller
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Erotica
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Kelly Bensimon – Bikini
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The Best Death of 2016 – Definitely Alexis Arquette
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Father’s Video Proving Santa Exists to his Daughter…..Maybe He Should Invest in a Better Tree
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UFC Trash Talking 2016
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2016

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you want to get a girl from TINDER to have anal sex with you, you probably shouldn’t tell her all the things you are going to use as lube when you fuck her ass, including egg yolk, especially when you know she’s a vegan…plus everyone knows the best lube for anal sex is no lube…just ask George Michael….

But then again, Anal is always better in theory, not in dick covered in shit practice…

Here are some stepLINKS

Taylor Swift Blows a 96 Year Old
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Carrie Fisher is Dead
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Poor Panda in Captivity Takes Anger Out on Snowman
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This Man Who Wears Dresses is Hilariou
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Iza Goulart Short Shorts
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Baby Monkey Befriends Goat
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Cindy Crawford’s 15 Year Old Model Daughter in Bikini
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Ariel Winter – FAT SANTA
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Alien Convenant Looks Great
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Weird Dutch Stripper Movie
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Kylie Jenner – Naked Video
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Longest Jerk Off Arm Ever
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Ariel Winter – Slutty Santa
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Iconic Deli is Closing
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Kate Beckinsale – Turtle Neck
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Very Disgusting Nip Slip
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Stella Maxwell in a thong
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Scott Eastwood is Banging Charlotte McKinney
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Kim and Kanye Have Expired
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Gigi Hadid in Her Lingerie
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Rat Cow’s Naked Christms Card
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The Reason Drive Through ATMs Feature Braille
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The Furniture Farmer is Legendary
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41 Dad Jokes
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Chicks in Bikinis and the Best of GoPro
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Amateur Asian with a Smile
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Fat Chick Fails
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Ass Implant Goes Wrong
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Naked Santa Helper
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ANother Naked Santa Chick
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Naked Chick from the Czech Republic
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Girls Who Don’t Need Boyfriends!
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Zora Banks Black Mesh Dress….
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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