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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2017

Jan

Big Jessica Simpson Tits for New Years of the Day

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Big Jessica Simpson, pushing 40, but still busty, because tits keep getting bigger and bigger, while the rest of her is at a manageable size, because I guess she gave up on the Texan BBQ and cakes post pregnancy, and realized that Weight Watchers was paying her a million dollars to get fit, but she had to get fit, to make the people who follow her and buy billions of dollars of her shitty trailer park, low end fat chick clothing really think that Weight Watchers did it…when we all know this girl couldn’t figure out a point system if it was being demonstrated to her by a retard kindergarten teacher using fucking animal shaped to help her work through the logic of the system….

Not that that matters, it’s all silly rich person celebrity business we don’t need to worry about…what does matter is that in the process of personal chefs and personal trainers…she’s managed to make that weight watchers money to add to her pile of money…but more importantly keep her tits…

And here she is sticking her tongue out in her casual “fuck you, I win”…kind of way…

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2017

Jan

Irina Shayk in Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a wonderful creature, at least I think she’s a wonderful creature, and I’ll assume other people think she’s a wonderful creature, mainly people like Brad Cooper, because he has all the options of pussy in the world, but chose to knock her up, not that he had much of a choice, these things usually workout with a “hey I’m pregnant”….and dude freaking out before realizing he’s really rich and it’ll be fine, plus the kid will probably have good genetics, nice strong and Russian so why the fuck not…

But I am sure there are rich guys who obsess over the girls, I always position the girls as these hookers who are trying to please their man – to lock him down – through sex and being well behaved…but the reality is that when you’re a professional like Irina Shayk, you can reverse the roles and be a fucking tyrant that men try to please like a bunch of fucking groupies…

So the only whoring is that they only go for rich guys since they like money…the whole getting knocked up and being set for life is just a bonus…because dudes are usually the bigger emotional freaks when girls tell them they are leaving…because in every break-up I’ve seen, the dudes are the ones in bed crying and the girls are the ones out getting revenge sex with all their friends…because girls, especially Russians have no soul…they just ride off survival instinct..

This is for VOGUE brazil, pre pregnant, where she was plotting how to get the sperm stuck to her uterus…or possibly early pregnancy where you’d still want to fuck her, knowing she can’t get pregnant, like any of you losers wouldn’t want to get this one pregnant, so that you have proof she let her fuck her..

I think she’s wonderful…likely evil…but wonderful…

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2017

Jan

Dude Rubs Chilli on his Girlfriend’s Tamp0n and Other Videos of the Day

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Religious Fail…..

Truck crush – the Audio is the best part

Old Man VS Donkey….

Car Polisher – Polishing Teeth

Tourist Taken Out by Lightning

Girl in Bikini Drilling an Ice Fishing Hole

The Least Festive new Years Countdown

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2017

Jan

Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day

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My new favorite use of social media is maximizing the Geotag, because people love to post where they are – when they are they – like they forgot about the pervert creepy 1990s internet where everyone wanted to be anonymous due to crazy fucking people raping and killing you….

And the reason I like the geotag, is to remind people of the raping and killing potential of the internet and geotags…you’re not safe just because you bought into the whole giving yourself a virtual life that mimics your real life in a polarized, filted, bullshit way…so that your insecure ass looks cool…

I like to go to restaurants, click the geotag, find a hot chick in the place, google her, check her linked in, find out her dog’s name, and if I’m lucky find out her dad died when she was 6 – like I did yesterday – knowing that is a perfect opportunity for daddy issues…and girls with Daddy issues are the most fun….

So Daisy Lowe…”model”…is nice and thick but more importantly, she grew up without a dad – who ended up being a rich rockstar thanks to mom – who was married to Gwen Stefani and wanted everything from his past…including tranny fucking to go away…and what better way to make her go away than to give her money, and modleing career and an opportunity to show the world her big daddy issue tits…

I am a fan…

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2017

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder if jerking off in the hot tub will keep my cum alive and knock up a stranger…because in 2017, I’ve decided that I should have at least one random girl bring my child into fruition, and since all the crackwhores and my fat wife that are willing to have sex with me are all infertile for various reasons from HPV induced hysterectomy to being old and fat as fuck…I figure my best shot is saving up 400 dollars, renting a room at a fancy hotel, and jerking off in the hot tub – ideally when hot, young, rich girls are in there warming up, not overly disgusted by the fact that I’m in there casually jerking off, despite the fact that I haven’t showered in weeks, and that the water around me is brown from my grit…my true grit…

I guess I’ll find out, just send me 400 dollars to my paypal….

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Leo in Mexico with Nina Agdal the Girl With the Massive Waterhead Forehead
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Drake and J.Lo is a Publicity Stunt
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Some Random Trick in a Bikini
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Jet Powered Snowboard
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This is the Sad Story of a British Stripper Found 12 Hours Dead in a Strip Club in Australia
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Will and Grace is Coming back To TV….why? Because the Actors Need Money
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Why Are Dalmations the Choice at Fire Stations
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The Best of French Prankster Remi
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2017 Countdown Fireworks Movie Mashup
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The Dick of Balloons
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2017

Jan

Big Girl Ashley Graham For the Chubby Chasers of the Day

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Terribly fat Ashley Graham – who shouldn’t be a model – but who is a model – because all is wrong in the fucking world and fat girls with ddecent fat girl features – like shitty teeth and big elephantitis mouth / nose / thighs and ass….perfect for her Black husband as they like this kind of thing…and good for brands that need fat chicks to support selling product to fat chicks – since the world is fat…and a bunch of chubby chasers apparently…

It’s a weird movement, give fat girls work as models, not clerks at Walmart but probably not as bad as her bowel movements that probably look terrible…and smell worse…because women may not shit…but fat chicks do…thanks to never stopping the feeding…

I guess these are her instagram pics, terrible…why are fat girls thinking they can seduce like hot girls…and why are people encouraging them…it’s wrong….it’s against nature’s way…but luckily diabetes will win…and we can all point and laugh…

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2017

Jan

Kate Hudson and Chelsea Handler on New Years of the Day

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A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Dec 31, 2016 at 6:56pm PST

I don’t know if that is a video of Goldie Hawn and her new face in a bathing suit on New Years Eve, or if that’s Chelsea Handler….or is it Kate Hudson…they all look the fucking same thanks to being mangled by the same surgeon – as these things happen when you’re an overpaid spoiled cunt from Hollywood…

I think Chelsea Handler is the one in the ski equipment, I am fascinated as to why anyone would invite her into their house, I guess everyone needs a little laugh and she’s the dancing monkey they’ve adopted or some shit….

But more importantly, if this is Kate Hudson, why does she look like that, and would she have the ability to drive a man to Suicide now…like she did in the past…I don’t think she does…because that”s what becoming washed up means…you can’t manipulate me, or men, or anyone with that only famous cuz of your parents – and you had a really good run of it pussy…NOT NOW ANYWAY…

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2017

Jan

Natalia Daragan Weird Nude Shoot of the Day

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Natalia Daragan is some Russian model and actress – and she looks amazing like so many Russian girls…but maybe I only see the top tier Russian girls who have made it to America as high end escorts – or models – that are high end escorts….

The kind of Russians rich enough guys really seem to like and appreciate…because the girls know they have to behave and perform to get that Green Card, as their culture still has American Dreams…and try to escape that Russian life…

But I am all about when the mail order goes wrong and they sign up to something they didn’t expect, where they end up being imported to small town America…you know the more bootleg, very Russian, but still hot girls with a dream…but who only have the option of one fat lonely weird dude who they thought was richer, living a more glamourous life…If you visit Florida…you can see them at the local Applebees hating their life…as they plot their escape….all while eating their good old American family chain restaurant food..thinking “this isn’t what I saw on instagram”…but at least he bought me the ugliest Louis Vuitton purse ever – at the local TJ Maxx…

Not to say Natalia Daragan is one of those girls, but the Russian plight is always the same, and this one just seems to be doing it right with an amazing as fuck naked / half naked / I’ve seen her tits…body..

I wonder if these pics are for her mail order bride profile!?!!?

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2017

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are such uptight pussies on text messages, they take it all serious, like it’s real life, a job interview or someshit and they actually think about what to send, instead of just rolling with it…and I never really realized it, I just assumed I was the weird one and they didn’t get the joke, because girls never respond to my request for pictures of them inserting things in their assholes…and they even ignore me when I offer to meet them in a public place to help them insert things in their assholes…I mean or vaginas…anus isn’t a necessity…I’m just going for insertion…

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Mariah Carey Fail on New Years at Lip Syncing…
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Madison Beer – Bikini Slut
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Naked Lea Michele
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More Hilary Duff – Bikini
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Jessica Alba in a Bikini
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2016 as a Horror Movie
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Dude – this Dog is Eating a Banana
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101 Facts About Deadpool
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What Happened to KFC
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The Best Japanese Ads of 2016
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Sophie Turner Low Cut in Miami
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Heather Graham – Legs in Shorts
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Kim Kardashian Big Tits
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8 Camera Hacks
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Hilary Duff – Cameltoe in a Bikini ( AND HARD NIPPLES) – Bikini Bonus
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Ariana Celeste is Hot
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Hollyweed was the BEst
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Kendall Jenner Nipple on Instagram
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Big Tits on a No Name Model
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Why is Poop Brown…Totally
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Carrie Fisher in Star Wars Force Awakens
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Jessica Alba’s Shameless Self Promotion in Hawaii
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High Speed Modeling Weirdness Because Asians…
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7 Things You Didn’t Know about Harry Potter – WHY
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Tom Hardy Taboo Trailer
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Celebs on New Years Eve
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Queen Latifah – Car Jacked
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Nude Photoshoot of the Day
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Sluts in Yoga Class
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Nurse Gives Handjob
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Prostitute of the Day
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Naked Bitches at the Car Wash
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Gabby Brooks for Playboy
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Woman Finds Out Fiance is her Brother…
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2017

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Bikini of the Day

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These are some weird pics of Alba…from a real creeper angle…I love it…because Jessica Alba is amazing, from garbage actor – to garbage brand ambassador – to billionaire…it just proves that if you have a good team and look good, anything is possible in a world where no one has standards, or taste, or expectations, and all are just lazy people who buy into simplistic marketing, so that they can be like everyone else….it’s worse now than ever…but Alba, despite being a mom of 5 kids, is better than ever…despite being old…and I’d say it’s due to the elasticity in her Mexican skin, but if you’ve been to Mexico, you’d know most moms of 5 are 300 pounds of pure corn tortilla..tortilla that she doesn’t eat.

But the fact is that having kids is supposed to be suicide, the end of a bitch, the day she throws in her vagina, and really Alba may have a mangled vagina, but her career exists, she’s still hot enough to jerk off to, and that defies science and everything I know…and I can’t make sense of it, so I just stare at it…since no one cares about whether I can make sense of anything or not…I’m just that irrelevant..

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