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2023

11

Jul

Lili Reinhart Fat in Mexico of the Day

If you didn’t hate dumpy Betty from Riverdale, who is too fat to be on TV, yet they put her on TV anyway, because I guess they don’t have any fucking standards anymore, or maybe they need to feel like the fat girls feel as though they are represented on TV, you know we are a pussy society who don’t understand that there are two tiers of people, us and them, and let them be better looking than us, to make it more acceptable being forced to be us and not them….it’s simple fucking logic….that everyone’s lost touch of because despite still being us, these assholes think they are them, and want to be them, and need THEM to look like us, otherwise they shut down and don’t buy the products they are selling or lies they are pushing!

Hive mind shit…

If you like dumpy bitches who have their guts hanging over their bikini tops that might as well be pulled up to their titties, you know fat chick bikini, here you go.

If you want a reminder that she’s on the HIVE mind shit, in the “Them” Category, she’s propagandizing some book….LOOK at the Title….it reads “a feminist guide to taking back the English Language”….get the fuck out of here bro, the first thing these fuckers do is take away the language, then they take your freedom….IT is already happening and the clowns on the TV are part of the problem being the messengers who amplify this shit…

Less feminism, more diet…

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2023

11

Jul

Jenna Ortega Bikini Top of the Day

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Jenna Ortega is a superstar, over hyped, came from no where celebrity thanks to Wednesday….and she’s part of the Tiny Titty Tuesday club which I appreciate.

I do not find her all that compelling of a star, with her ceiling eyes and weird face, but I don’t make the stars, I don’t create the trends, I just try to embarrassingly jerk off to them…

That’s all I have to say about this bikini pic….

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2023

11

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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As great as a set of sloppy tits suffocating a motherfucker as they bounce of your chin can be…..the more manageable, tiny titties can be fun too….

I am a firm believer in the natural tit being a wonderful tit and altering the tit may be good in pictures if the job was well done, but it’s fake shit in a fake world of fake people chasing fake dreams and pushing fake news with no real identities, just fucking fake….I like authenticity…

I’m also perverted enough to go “awwwww tits” when I see tits, without doing a flowchart and excel spreadsheet on what would make the tit better, because that’s what losers who don’t get tits do from their nerd stations….

So as a pro natural tit, I am by default a pro tiny tit, and in a lot of cases, the tiny tits are just built so much better than the giant tit, and their foundation, the host body, is often tighter and more desirable….

So tiny tits out there, show me your tits, I am your ally.

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2023

11

Jul

Scout Willis Nude in the Hot Tub of the Day

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Here’s some Scout Willis pretending to be an Off Grid youtuber who built their own hippie hot tub on their acreage where they’re pretending to check out on normal society life, while making millions of dollars through their Youtube content, that they’ll use to buy mansions in the cities when they decide to pivot from faking the off grid broke ass life they game people on Youtube with…..

It’s basically the modern day rich guy who dresses like a hobo to beg for change for something to do….because all those Youtubers off grid are RICH.

Anyway, Scout, the trust funder, is in her hot tub, surrounded by flowers for aesthetic reasons, or maybe she’s some holistic witch brewing some kind of potion, an energy she probably should have applied to saving her dad’s brain, but these rich kids are too self absorbed for that, the quicker he dies the quicker that trust fund becomes an inheritance bro…

So she’s naked, showing a bit of ass, you can zoom in and try to see her waterlogged pussy, all floating in the water like those flowers, probably from a mansion with a view and really, I’ll look at bare ass on instagram, even if it’s not that hot, not that fat, not that round and even if it’s from Demi Moore’s polluted womb….

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2023

11

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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This site would probably matter a lot more if I just posted creeper pics of babes at the park, not any specific park, but basically all parks….because the fact is that girls in very tight pants tend to be in parks, walking to get their steps in, doing YOGA, just casually hanging out, maybe on a first date stroll, or a picnic with weird COVID scared freaks who still wear masks and don’t let people in their houses….

Just today, I saw at least 4 hot skinny chicks in tight pants, all had round asses, all had skinny enough legs that I could see their pussy from the back, and it was about as inspiring as things get out there….I mean couple that with a braless top in the grocery store after being in the park, all nippled up from the AC, and summer just keeps on winning, even WHILE we’re losing, cuz we’re losers….

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2023

11

Jul

The Viral Jonah Hill Story is Idiotic of the Day

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So there’s a story going around about some groupie bitch who managed to seduce the fat boy turned surf bro with her surf lifestyle that he was drawn to, since celebrities are fucking lame and have no actual souls, they surround themselves with what they think are authentic people to get that real life experience, because otherwise life is boring in their castles on their piles of money with groupie pussy being thrown at them all day, even when they look like Jonah Hill….

You know, so surf bro was trying to get into surfing, and down to earth seeming surf girl tricked him into her bussy bear trap, and for a minute or two, the empty celebrity felt emotions, maybe even love, for the instagram surf life he was living….

Anyway, while things got more and more serious, the celebrity clearly felt like he was dealing with a groupie who gamed him, who was using him, who was garbage trash and trying to leverage his fame for her own…it’s the curse of celebrity…NO ONE LOVES YOU FOR YOU BRO….

So dude drew a line in the sand, said “if you want to get with this baby fat boy dick, you have to respect my boundaries, if not, I ain’t right for you”…..REASONABLE….and even respectful…

His clauses were if you want to surf with dudes, be a whore in a bikini, be up on dudes you friendzone but mooch attention from, post slutty pics, and deal with crazy bitches, fuck off…

REASONABLE….he’s a famous fat fuck you know….

Anyway, they broke up, he got a new girl, knocked her up and now this salty ass surf bitch is mad, so she’s trying to put him on blast and any normal person would say “groupie trying to get more attention from her peak of celebrity, which unfortunately for her was dating Jonah Hill”….because she didn’t get famous enough dating Jonah Hill…so she’s got to create some woke, libtard, feminist angle around the relationship to go viral, since she still relies on Jonah Hill to matter….

And ALL the woke, lame, middle of the road bitches are acting like she’s some hero, abuse victim, get the fuck out of here, you mooch cunt….

The female HIVE mind, LOVES this shit as much as they HATE trump and the whole thing is so fucking obvious….

The funny thing in the whole story is the surf bitch he was with, now with 100k more fans, is a fucking dog…dude…

Why is this a fucking story? Clearly the victim in all this is Jonah Hill getting gamed by some mooch cunt. She is so obvious, but people aren’t seeing it, I don’t get it, but clearly her FUCK isn’t that good, if dude wasn’t willing to put up with her bullshit.

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2023

11

Jul

AnnaSophia Robb Swimsuit of the Day

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I don’t know if AnnaSophia Robb, who has a silly fucking name, but who isn’t even the only famous AnnaSophia, which means more than one person has that silly fucking name, but when staring at ass, does a name really matter. Definitely not.

What matters is that even with a relatively insignificant career as an actor, she can afford to hang out on yachts with women who have middle aged mom bodies from eating too much cake and spending too much time sitting, where together they jump off said yachts into the wonderful blue waters, you working class cucks will never experience, making AnnaSophia’s Robb Bod hotter by comparison.

She also lays on rocks, channeling that Blake Lively shark attack movie, and I figure if bikinis are involved, I’m into it..

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2023

11

Jul

Jessica Simpon’s 43rd Birthday Selfie is Terrifying of the Day

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Here’s a picture that Jessica Simpson posted called “43 and Make-Up Free” according her bullshit caption.

It’s going viral because people looking at it see that she’s got lipstick or gloss on, or maybe it’s a face filter, or maybe it’s botox, fillers and photoshop., I don’t fucking know and I don’t fucking care, I just find it scary as shit…

It looks like some medicated psychopath all bug eyed coming to eat my fucking soul and not in a way that would make me cum.

It’s like I could imagine waking up after a car accident only to be held captive by something that looks like this, you know who pulled me out of the wreckage because she’s a big fan of my writing….MISERY shit…

It’s like some horse faced lunatic on meth trying to convince me to buy a blowjob from her….because Jessica Simpson without her big tits, especially at 43 and MAKE-UP free is not a good thing…

Here she is posing slutty, still scary faced, but more tolerable…

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2023

11

Jul

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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The bathing suit is pretty much the foundation of the internet, along with hardcore free porn, but as an accessible level of easy and shameless but not overly shameless that it’s scary to produce content from basically all bitches who go on vacation, the bathing suit is responsible for social media’s success…..because every dude friended colleagues and old friends to see them half naked….not to see their shitty kids, their shitty gossip or life wins and losses they whine about….but the vacation pics…

I may be more keen on bathing suits because I live in a place where the only bathing suits I see are on fat chicks tanning because they are too old to give a shit, and not the hot chicks going to the cooler places than what I am allowed to go, where they wear those bikinis…so I turn to the internet….to celebrate the only article of clothing that matters, that inspires, that you can jerk off to knowing it’s outdoor appropriate yet still so slutty for the average chick to put on, yet they ALL put it on with ease….even the most prude bitch is totally fine slipping into a fucking g-string so long as it’s a bikini….like the fact it is a bikini makes it ok….and I’m into keeping that trend going!

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2023

10

Jul

Sofia Richie Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie, who is Lionel’s actual kid, unlike that faker try hard Nicole….the one he found in the dumpster….is posting up shameless bikini pics of her ass.

She recently got married to someone we can assume is a fame whore, money grubber, with some good marketing skills, or negotiation skills, able to trick rich and famous girls into marrying him so that he never has to work again….

Which means, she can post her ass in a bikini without feeling as shameless as she probably did when she immersed herself in the world of Kardashian by having sex with 50 year old Scott Disick, in efforts to launch her instagram career, when she had access to all that Lionel money from all his hit songs and really didn’t need those monsters…and could have done it without their creepy co-sign….

Point of the story, the married ass looks good…and looks even better if you stare at it while listing to Lionel love songs…..HIT MAKER!

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