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2023

07

Jul

Rowan Blanchard Bikini Tits of the Day

Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid created in the industry, sent to NYC to become an NYC hipster with her racy non Disney Content that you have to assume Disney approved every step of the way, because they understand creating and nurturing talent in ways we never will, and they also know how to take advantage of a set of tits we had no idea Rowan had…..while still keeping her marketable for mainstream projects, can’t lose that investment on one of the assets they own….especially when she’s got these assets she owns, in theory, I mean it’s likely leased out to the industry…

I don’t know if the tits were always this big and round, if it’s a filter, a breast plate fake trannies pretending to be chicks to get into the locker-room, fakers, gel-packs, or she’s pregnant, on her period, hormonal or fat….BUT it’s tits….DISNEY bred tits….

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2023

07

Jul

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I don’t know if all these braless bitches out there are feminists, but I’d let them run off about how they aren’t paid equally, how men are toxic, how the patriarchy has wronged them, how they love cats, knitting and being angry at everything….they can tell me about their blue hair, how they hate the ORANGE MAN who grabbed them by the pussy, they can go on about equal rights, RAPE victimhood, while still having a rape fetish (riddle me that whore) cuz that’s sex positive….they can tell me about how they destroyed a coworkers life for saying her sexually harassed them, when he didn’t but it’s a subjective thing, you know….I’m a fucking ALLY so long as you annoying bitches are braless, we’re good.

You see, I saw a full set of tits walk my way yesterday, sheer white tank top tits, to the point where I saw “why even wear a shirt, fuck the law, be a real activist with them tits”….and that was only one set of tits of many tits, since all bitches are braless….IT is a revolution that doesn’t necessarily kill the family unit like feminism did, that may increase the sex work revolution that being an accepted whore on the internet does, and that LETS me see tits daily…BRILLIANT…

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2023

07

Jul

Jenna Dewan Topless Attention Seeking of the Day

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We get it Jenna Dewan you’re a bored 40 year old industry hooker that spent may days on casting couches trying to make it with your moderate dance talent that gave you enough confidence to audition for people, before landing Channing Tatum, who dumped her and likely pays her hefty child support payments so that she doesn’t have to work, even though she’s had another kid with another guy, to hedge her bets….

We get that she wants people jerking off to her, because that’s her currency, her value, her purpose….but it’s all a little desperate man…get on the dating apps, sext some bros who can bring you work, no one gives a fuck to see some kissy face titty grab stupidty…it’s dumb and if you’re not going to be a MILF FISTER, FISTING THAT MILF PUSSY, in various dance positions since she’s a professional dancer, not the stripper kind, but the kind strippers dream of being because they get to strip privately for the rich and famous leading to that good life….

Point of the story, BORING.

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2023

07

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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In a world of depravity, everything comes full circle when it comes to coming to fetishes….

So when one thing goes out of style and loses it’s sex appeal on the mainstream level, even though we all know there’s still a small group of us still into that thing, it’s just a matter of time before that comes back to us and our weird fetish, or nostalgia becomes in again…..

I’ve been an advocate for big, panty pillow bush for as long as I can remember, there are probably 1000s of posts on here about my love for bush, my sadness of the destruction of bush, all ready to chain myself to a tree like a protestor to save the bush, waiting outside waxing salons to END the BUSH cull….but the last few years, bush has been back….a good fucking thing for humanity…

Now, I’ve been an advocate for all panties, since it’s not the panties a girl wears but the ass that wears the panties that matter, and I’ve been never shaming of a girl who rocks some deep cut pantylines in her pants because she FULL BACKS her shit, my goal has always been to get to the panty, to remove the panty, to sniff the panty, to cum on the panty….the cut or fabric of said panty irrelevant…..so now people are starting to get off to the full-back panty, since it’s seemingly a NEW panty after they’ve blown out and over exposed all the other panty styles…

In this world of depravity, soon traditional monogamy, relationship sex, missionary with no pegging, ass eating, or other partners will become the hottest shit ever, just cumming inside to make babies like nature intended….and it may all start with the advent of the RELATIONSHIP PANTY being treated as if it is sexy……

It all comes full circle, all so that you can cum full circles…

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2023

07

Jul

Rachel Bilson Cleavage of the Day

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Rachel Bilson’s looking so old, I actually had to google to see if she was Summer from the OC, or if I was getting my pickled alcoholic retard brain confused with someone else…..

Maybe it’s dementia, or maybe Rachel Bilson hasn’t captivated my heart in the way that she did when on the OC, which was a great show and something you had to watch if you wanted to fuck the college aged girls at the bars you were the creepy old guy at.

Summer was hot, now she’s in her 40s, and the decent sized tits are less fun than they were. She’s a mom with some Canadian from Star Wars.

Even though she got cancelled from a job for talking perverted shit about how she likes taking dick, typical 40+ conversation that bores me because it’s like “Grow Up” or “Keep it to yourself” or where was that energy when you were 20 and at your hottest on a hot show being hot…this bores me…HOWEVER…it is cleavage….and CLEAVAGE always wins..

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2023

07

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I was talking to someone who told me that they used to jerk off to bagged onions, to which I asked them “why would you jerk off to bagged onions”, assuming it had to do with some traumatic experience growing up, where his chef father used to stuff onions in his ass, or some other weirdness that would develop a fetish….but as it turned out, he said that it’s because the onions are the sluttiest of the produce all in their fishnets and ready to be fucked….which would probably make you cry in more than one way since onions aren’t really the juicy fruit you’d stick your dick in if you were to fuck a fruit….it’s not like it’s a grapefruit or a watermelon….so maybe that motherfucker should think with his dick a little better.

I have never had sex with produce, I am not a produce fucker, or an inanimate object fucker, unless it’s a pocket pussy I’m doing product testing on, but I doubt that’s the same as fucking grocery store items, so when I see anything other than hot pussy wrapped in mesh, I never think of fucking it….but maybe that’s where I’ve gone wrong in life.

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2023

07

Jul

Joey King Cleavage of the Day

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Joey King, child star, has big tits.

In conclusion, we like tits more than we like grown up child stars, or really any celebs for that matter.

My original tagline for the site was “A place where I get drunk and molest you”, which didn’t go over well with advertisers I was trying to sell perverted campaigns to since drunken stepfathers seem to be associated with rape shit to begin with, so I swapped that out to I’ll make you famous, bitch,….it was a catchphrase and a joke since no one reads the site and I can’t make anything famous….but I didn’t want to accept the site as a celeb blog, that’s for virgin losers and I’m no virgin, I fuck, I swear….plus I hate celebs, hollywood, the entertainment industry and have zero interest in it….making a celeb blog was a fucking joke, a curse…MY PRISON….so the third tagline was going to be “I hate celebs, but like their tits” and well, that’s true to my heart, authentic to my true self, leveling myself up to a higher frequency, with Joey King cleavage…..I don’t care about cuz it’s Joey King, I care about cuz it’s cleavage bro.

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2023

07

Jul

Bitches Love Boats of the Day

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Bitches Love Boats it’s a tale probably as old as time, and anyone with a little money knows an investment in a boat means a steady stream of bitches who love boats and who can’t afford boats or are too gutter to find dudes with more expensive boats, but still offering you bitches in boats! Let them use you for your boats, if you’re lucky they are trash who also backyard wrestle,

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2023

06

Jul

Try Hard Lawrence of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence, who I’ve decided to name Try Hard Lawrence, is a child of celebrities, or at least industry people who have made a ton of money within the industry, so much that they were able to turn the wife / her mother into some kind of creepy fucking muppet, because rich producers have muppet fetishes, it’s obvious…

Anyway, instead of trying to do meaningful shit, she’s been flashing her tits on social media, packaging herself as a hipster, fashionista, I don’t know, but basically a fucking rich kid chasing clicks, views, etc….

As a pervert, that works for me. Keep on trying Try Hard, the world may not need her content, or another celebrity child pretending to be interesting, but we can never have too many rich kid being whores when we know they don’t have to be whores cuz they have access to a lot of money….but are doing it from the emptiness in their rich kid souls to have some level of edgy, appeal, interest, experience, vibe….whatever…BRING THE TITS…

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2023

06

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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As much as I hate on thongs, you know for being a predatory underwear that made women feel as though their old, relationship, stained from period, panties were for their granny and not for someone who wanted to be seen as having some level of sex appeal….

I fight for the rights of women, trying to take down these patriarchy and toxic masculine ideals, especially when knowing only gay dudes were like “Bro, your panties are full back, get out of here and comeback with a thong, or you’re never getting this dick”….

IT NEVER HAPPENED…..the social pressure was from other chicks judging them, saying “oh guys won’t like you in those fucking things, you’re so outdated”…shaming them into THONG THONG THONG, it even had a SONG…

But yeah, I still like looking at ass in THONG and not just for the asshole, but that is a bonus.

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