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2016

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am hero….this was the weekend of saving…

On the way to the bar I saw some older black person pushing his bike, probably fucked up on drugs, because he toppled over and landed on his head, cracking the motherfucker, but because I know that black lives matter, I called 911 and told them motherfucker was out cold and bleeding…911 they were trying to get me to talk to him and find out his name…and I was like “let’s call him motherfucker on the sidewalk with the cracked skull”…either way…the ambulance came, I didn’t get his aids or need to talk to him…but I was the hero…

Here are some morning links…

Bitches Beer and Burgers…
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Making of the Murderer Steve Avary in Engaged..
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SUV Towing Two Cars
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Interracial Fight in Baltimore
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Hailee Steinfeld Midriff…
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Angelina Jolie Leaked a Video of
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A Bunch of Hot Huge Tits…
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Ellie Goulding Thick Leg
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Lady Gaga Nipples Confirm
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Lady Gaga’s New House…that Frank Zappa lived in..
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2016

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like that I am starting to see feminist merchandise popping up…from coffee cups to t-shirts to condoms…to vibrators and porn…because I am sure these are all initiated by a group of dudes who were like “let’s make feminist merch, women love to shop”…and woman are eating it up because feminism is a MEME, it’s the new Gangnam style, it’s trendy…and with all trends comes commercialism…

I also like the no bra thing these feminists are into, don’t sexualize the tit because I said so, even though we all sexualize the tit but I also like big tits in a bra that is too small…so I am torn….

Not as torn as the girl I was talking to who was trying to explain to me that she didn’t have a vagina..and that men shouldn’t view her as having a vagina or being just a vagina…even though we all know she has a vagina…so I asked if she had an anus…because when the vagina can’t play…there’s always another way..never shit in a Gift horse’s mouth…if it’s in your bed…with or without vagina that is available to you depending on how feminist she’s feeling – you have options..

It’s the weekend…and I advise you knock up a girl you don’t give your name to..because the world needs more deadbeat dads to keep the cycle / funnel of hookers going…

Thanks for your love and support and here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Mirror Selfies
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Kristen Stewart – Terrifying
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Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Lingerie…
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Lady Gaga buys Frank Zappa’s House
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Hot Bitches in Yoga Pants
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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets
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Serena Williams Tits at Fashion Week
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Kylie Jenner – a Monster in Leggings
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Aimee TeeGarden is Worth Fucking
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Fishing for Lionfish with a Glock
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Fox is Airing Every Simpson’s Episode in Chronological Order for 13 Days
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Sluts!
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Behati Prinsloo Shat Out a Baby
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Ashley Benson Big Tits…
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Miranda Kerr – Bikini Billionaire Wife – Whore
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Gigi Hadid Cameltoe
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Hyperlapse of a jogger Running 150 Miles over a Year
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Hillary Clinton on Funny Or Die Weirdness
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Adriana Lima
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Apparently Jim Carrey Gave His Dead GF STDs
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Taylor Swift Will Destroy Her Exes on her New Album Because She’s a Whore
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Breaking Bad “Reactions Edit”
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Diane Kruger Legs
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Funny Story of the Virgin with the PRegnancy Test
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New Michael fassbender Trailer
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Jessica Lowndes is Garbage
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Joss Whedon Directs Some GO Vote for Trump Ad
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A Bunch of Slutty Redheads
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Conan’s Apple Airbag
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Jessica Biel in White Shirt
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A Woman’s Creepy Airplane Journey with a Doll
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How To Eradicate Malaria
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Josephine Skriver in Underwear
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Human Slingshot Goes Very Wrong
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Martha Hunt in Underwear
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Sarah Jessica Parker Huge Tits
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Michael Bay Directs Laua Haddock on Transformers
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Claudia Galanti Topless
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More Claudia Galanti Topless…
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Sara Sampaio Victoria’s Secret
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Maitland Ward Titty Flash
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Busty Katie Price
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The Guy Who Grabbed GiGi Said it was Art
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Slutty MMA CHick
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The Greatest Blowjob of All Time
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Hot Tits from Reddit
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Slutty Naked Chick Pretending to Read
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Random No Name Chick and her Tits
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Free Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Stripping Chick with Big Tits
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Busty as Fuck Arab Chick
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Hot as Fuck Beach Tits
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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How To Steal 8 Paris of Shrits
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Hot Chick Films herself masturbating Like
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Random Naked Chick in a Cheesy Shoot
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Naked Hipster Model
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2016

Sep

Ariel Winter Ass Flash of the Day

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Ariel Winter getting make-up applied to her ass does the opposite of making me want to fuck…it makes me want to throw up….just thinking of whatever they are trying to cover-up, whether it’s pimples, or ingrown hairs, or Disney Exec herpes, or cellulite pock marks..it’s just big, sloppying, and troll-like – and not in a good way…

I get that she’s 18 and probably not as dirty as her diet would suggest, but to share this moment of creepy old guy drinking booze while watching weird gay guy who wants to be anywhere but there…wondering how this became his life…while all these perverts are writing “dream job”…as a caption to the pic…because you’re all basic…

I mean, it’s still an 18 year old ass, but I’m not torn, I didn’t watch the show she’s on, I have no emotional involvement, I just think if she’s really the fat don’t body shame me girl, why is she doing this instead of just letting it all out, which makes me realize she’s not the fat don’t body shame me girl..but rather the fat who doesn’t think she’s fat cuz dudes tell her how hot she is all the time…

I guess she deserves some props for hiding the gunt…

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2016

Sep

Lily Rose Dep Booty Shakes for her Dad’s Divorce to his Hooker of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is some 17 year old LA Rich kid. You’ve probably heard of her dad, Johnny…

Well, like all kids raised by narcissistic egotistical tyrants who have probably been feeding her booze and coke since she was 12…it’s a French thing…

You know smoking cigarettes together…allowing her to grow up as fast as she wants..because who gives a fuck…before giving her keys to the LA house to go do her thing, because they can…it’s how they encourage her…and in turn it created this amazing creature….who probably has had a more interesting life than most…

She’s “twerking”…or doing a “wind down”…and I don’t know if you can call her a hot 17 year old legally, because 18 is the law and she’ won’t be 18 until May of Next year…

But I figure since she’s half french, and french girls are sluts who embrace fucking…legally at 12-14…I’d saw we’re safe…

You know parents who don’t care, in a culture that doesn’t care, living he good rich kid life…good times…I am a fan because she’s so skinny and interesting faced…She’s going places…

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2016

Sep

Malin Akerman in Some Naked Movie Scene of the Day

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People are apparently excited about Malin Akerman in this TV show called EASY…which was launched on Netflix yesterday…and features this threesome scene with someone named Kate Micucci…

It’s apparently a Romantic comedy, but since it’s on Netflix there can be a porn component to it, NO RULES…

I wonder if this scene was part of the script, or if it was just Malin reacting to getting a job….or maybe it’s how she got the job…so many questions I don’t need answers to…cuz I’ll look at her tits…tits I don’t think I’ve seen before, but tits that may be 38 but not too old yet…at least not to her fans…from Harold and Kumar to The Watchmen…they are fucking weirdos…

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2016

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Channels Model Emotion of the Day

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Promo models that do more bad than good on the future generation. They are the Donald Trump…just bad influences on the kids…thinking being a VS model is important, or what qualifies having sex appeal, or what guys think is hot…when guys just like available pussy…if it is willing to fuck us…we’ll take it…and if anything we hate girls like these because they are just into fucking rich guys and not even well..because they think they are a gift to the cock…in the form of their body…pretty shitty…so you should always go for the below average as a rule..maybe the chubby with something she’s insecure about..cuz she’ll fuck the way women are meant to fuck…

That said…Josephine Skriver is a human created in a lab by a weird gay narcissist scientist…and I don’t know if it qualifies as human at all…but I do know she’s a close to perfect thanks to genetic modification, it’d be interesting to see where the flaws in science are, like maybe she doesn’t have a cunt..or she’s dying of some weird autoimmune disease that isn’t AIDS…RIP ALEXIS ARQUETTE…

Or maybe she has no personality, but that’s not what VS and their bullshit catalog pics that have been the same forever want you to think…because look…she’s so playful with her brush..singing into it…even though any pervert who has grown up on porn knows…the key to all good webcam porn is when the girl fucks her brush..not sings into it..so fuck that brush…or get the fuck out…

I won’t post the rest of the pics…but I’ll link em…

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2016

Sep

Halston Sage Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

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Halston Sage is not Jailbait…she’s just not very famous so that it’s easy to assume she’s 16 and from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people, weird people, often times dads jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…creating a group of celebs

But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed…usually on their asses because 20 year olds are into slutty behavior…and are pretty much 50 in sexual experience if you reference them to people of my generation who are slutty..

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2016

Sep

Serena Williams Big “Girl” Tits…of the DAy

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Serena Williams…titty show is something I could do without…in life…there’s a social conscious approach to content you gotta take…and in this white washed entitled count – white privilege world…where Black Lives Matter…I feel the need to post some black content…to show that the black people can be just as entitled black privileged as white people…especially when they are tennis players…a white sport that is so white they force you to wear white…

That’s not to say Serena Williams is a woman, but it is what she’d want you to think showing all this Bruce Jenner tit…

It’s all part of keeping up that illusion that her Testosterone Levels are not too high to be thrown into the men’s league…but we are in an era of no gender, where you choose your gender and if I was a male tennis player, I’d only play against the girls…to ensure being the champion….you know since men and women are equally strong…right?

All this to say – I’m onto you…and that ridiculous ass…

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2016

Sep

Zoey Deutch Side Tit of the Day

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I wonder how Zoey Deutch got the job…or why Zoey Deutch was invited to the event…or why Zoey Deutch is known for being Juliet Martin on The CW television series Ringer, Maya Bennett on the Disney Channel television series The Suite Life on Deck, and Rose Hathaway in the 2014 film Vampire Academy. I wonder how many creepy dads forced to watch shit TV have jerked off to Zoey Deutch….probably a lot of them…because that’s how these girls get so famous….I’m talking to you Bella Thorne….who without creepy dads, I’d never know…

And I guess without Zoey Deutch’s dad…and her mom…Lea Thompson…Caroline in the City…a big show…to follow up to her Howard the Duck cult following…which is code for – she grew up in the industry, family and friends are in the industry, they recruited her into the industry because they like supporting their own…and she’s showing side tit in the industry to help continue the money train that was given to her…

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2016

Sep

Emma Watson Picture of the Day

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Here’s BORING pic of Emma Watson, but she looks like she’s grabbing her tits, talking about her tits, and tits are a wonderful thing…even when she’s not talking about tits or grabbing her tits…and I just read way too much into this shit…

All this to say, Emma Watson tit creeps me out, because I know you weirdos jerking off to it are people who have been waiting to see her topless since the first started watching her in Harry Potter….when she was 12. Real loyal fans into Wizards and Magic Wands…and waiting for pussy to ripen…like the creepy neighbor who looks at your 10 year old daughter with a glimmer in his eye…not a full on child molesting rapist, just a loyal pervert who has the skills of miss cleo, RIP, to pretend the level of perfecting this bitch will become when she’s legal…because they are lie abiding citizens…it’s just too bad the law isn’t 12 years old like sci-fi/fantasy

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