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2016

19

Sep

Charissa Thompson Gets Racy of the Day

Here’s some bootleg Erin Andrews, who hasn’t been lucky enough to find a creepy stalker to follow her from hotel to hotel filming her nude through the peep hole, so that she can sue the hotels for breeching her safety and so that she can walk away with 100s of millions of dollars…that she probably split with said stalker…because it was an inside job.

Her name is Charissa Thompson and she’s a host.

A host on Sports…for basic dudes who like some tits talking at them…and a host on EXTRA talking about celebrity bullshit…so she knows the whore hustle…she knows target men with sex appeal…get paid…and she knows..post sexy pics for your fans…and they’ll get excited enough to make you want to delete it…because it’s a little racy for someone trying to play that she’s not a whore…

I guess this just proves that if you’re a host, or in entertainment, your legit job with that stamp of approval is the only thing that separates you from being the whore you are instinctively…

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2016

19

Sep

Elle Fanning Sports bra of the DAy

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The interesting thing about Elle Fanning besides riding her sister’s coattails, being strung along by serious fucking stage parents, before replacing her sister as the younger and cuter version is that she’s always in her fitness gear – rocking the sports bra – because it’s subtle whoring and at 18 she knows she’s gotta maintain that body in order to maintain a career in Hollywood….she grew up learning the tricks of the trade…

Which isn’t entirely true – proven with all the fat chicks and backlash the world gets for celebrating health and fitness because America is obese and want obese people on TV…..I’m talking to you Kevin James….and Tony Soprano RIP…oh and AMy Schumer..what a fucking pig…

Well..she’s in a sportsbra….and if you look close enough, you’ll see her in a ballet pose…just reminding us how much of a trained puppet she is…and you should love it.

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Here she is dancing in a see through shirt showing bra in her bedroom for the real perverts

A video posted by Elle Fanning (@ellefanning) on Sep 6, 2016 at 5:34pm PDT

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2016

19

Sep

Kristen Bell Bathing Suit Pic from Afar of the Day

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Kristen Bell was cast to act in a viral video that I assume went viral because even I wrote about it…released by huffington post…who probably paid her more than they paid the other actresses…because pay inequality happens between women apparently…

I guess she’s on some mission to come across as a fighter of women’s rights, maybe that’s why she did the video…or maybe she wants to seem relatable and not a celebrity who gets paid far too much for what she considers “work”…thanks so some solid scam her and her husband DAX pulled off. They love talking about their 200 dollar wedding, like that is reflective of anything they do in their life…from staff, to maids, to stupid rich person houses…but sure..they are just like you…

She’s gone so far to prove that she’s just a middle aged yabo from the fucking suburbs by posing in her bathing suit from a mile away…paddleboarding…the whitest female in her 30s thing to do…maybe she even did some YOGA poses on the shit…in what looks like a white trash lake…because she’s so down to earth…

The good news is that I know her fans are able to jerk off to this, which is less a sign of how thirsty she is and more a sign of how thirsty you fucking weirdo perverts are…she was Veronica Mars…you liked that…I get it…still weird.

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2016

19

Sep

Gigi Hadid Eating Burgers of the Day

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Here’s Gigi Hadid in the worst photoshot she’s probably ever done and funny enough it’s by the son of a huge Sports Illustrated photographer, probably one of the most iconic Sports Illustrated photographers, who was in with the bikini models back when it mattered, back when it counted, in a pre-internet era where he needed to take pics on actual camera…and not with an iphone…and the bikini pic was coveted for masturbation purposes because every whore and her mother wasn’t posting up nudes and half nudes all day…

That said, you’d think he’d take some of dad’s advice, or maybe bring dad on the shoot to make it good. He had the hottest model of our time,…not really but in hype not in looks…but she still looks good…and he got her half naked…doing a more documentary approach from eating burgers like a vegan….to whatever the fuck else she’s doing I stopped looking at the pics they were so bad…boring…uninspired…

It’s like call that birthright lifeline…”dad, I’m on a shoot, how do I take a pic of a girl that real men want to jerk off to, I am only here because of you, can you hop in an uber and meet me…”…before being told he is busy…reminding said photographer of all the little league games dad missed out on because he was traveling the world with young babes he fucked behind mom’s back…leading to him throwing a tantrum, as spoiled brats do…something that probably made GIGI feel at home because she is also a product of more successful parents…leading to really BORING pics…of a half naked…

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2016

19

Sep

Pauline Baly Topless of the Day

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Her name is Pauline Baly…you’ve never heard of her but according to her and her stupid looking fake lips…she’s an influencer…with 65,000 followers…that are following her for tips on creative ways that aren’t even that creative to show off her fame whoring tits…and I guess ass..

You know a real important lifestyle influencer, tipping us off on really great thing like how to wear as little clothes as possible on social media without getting your account deleted…or how to posein the Gym, or in bathing suits, or topless in pants…anything that is porny but not positioned as porny…

The fact is she’s not an influencer, she’s a glamor model, attention seeking slut, and if any brands buy into this girl being more than just shameless for hits…they are idiots and deserve to go bankrupt…

Here’s some shoot she did for some magazine I’ve never heard of – because there are so many magazines I’ve never heard of…and she’s showing tits..and we like tits..

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2016

19

Sep

Kendall Jenner – Braless of the Day

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Kendall Jenner was in Vogue Spain doing some weird ballet shit…with a weird edited audio track of her shitting out various bullshit quotes…like talking about how she loved being a kid, running around an exploring, before her father became her mother and she had to grow up pretty fast…catching him in her superhero panties posing in the mirror would rob the innocence of anyone…I mean that or seeing your brown sister in porn…your mom staged…possibly filmed…

But the fact that she thinks she had to grow up real quick, is an interesting concept because anyone who actually had to grow up thanks to hard time, or taking care of themselves would laugh at her delusions…because the Jenners are children and will be children into their 80s…if they don’t kill themselves in some 50 year old rebellion after some botched plastic surgery they can’t make look good like their pig sisters…

It’s hilarious….because she thinks traveling solo, having a mom narcissist who only cares about selling them off is not actually growing up, the money is there, the accountants and lawyers are there, the coddled bullshit..red carpet…celebrated life…being babysat and controlled is not growing up…but let these whores think they have substance, artistic integrity, value…but they are just fucking bullshit…

Bullshit that doesn’t wear bras…which is the trend…and I don’t mind…but I have been next to her and there’s nothing exciting about her. This is all marketing…and it’s not even good marketing…but nipples are nipples…let them shine…

Vogue Spain / Vogue Germany / Vogue whatever the fuck her family owns….

How about her fake lips in some snap bullshit…

A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Sep 16, 2016 at 3:32pm PDT

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2016

19

Sep

Lindsey Wixson by Amanda Charchian for Garage of the Day

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Lindsey Wixson is one of the weirdest faced models around, but instead of being locked in the basement like the redheaded freak she is is…and instead being condemned by the church after being put up for adoption by those parents…for being the spawn of satan she looks like….she got into modeling…and I guess acting…

So instead of being seen as a demon who you would assume would eat the souls of everyone around her…she started walking runways and doing ad campaigns to eat souls in a more marketable and luxurious way…

So instead of fending for herself in the forest, or as a child hooker left on her own to fend for herself..she did her surviving off cum and drugs…on yachts, with famous people, and paid for it with her money…she made just standing around…

Well now she’s older and naked and I’m into this weirdness…because unlike most models she’s got a belly and some titties…things I don’t like but when they are on some creepy sci/fi fantasy creature they claim is human…I find it compelling….

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2016

19

Sep

Mariacarla Boscono for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Mariacarla Boscono was born in 1980….yet she’s still in a magazine showing her tits.

I am not sure if this is an old timers edition, or maybe a feature on mid 30 year olds needing to get mamograms because breast cancer is hitting younger and younger…

I am sure that these are her tits….her mom tits…she has a kid…why she feels the needs to be out there doing editorials instead of just being a mom is a lot like how my mom, a drug addicted prostitute – kept up the fuck hustle til she died of AIDS…

Some people are just workaholics, especially when their work is this fucking easy..

That said nice wedding dress editorial…she looks good…but it’s a little too late to be a bride…36 is when it starts to look tacky…

Hot mom tits…for fashion…done….

Here’s another shoot with her nipples…

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2016

19

Sep

The EMMYS Happened of the Day

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I don’t watch TV…I also don’t watch celebrity award shows anymore. I just know that it’s a pile of bullshit that doesn’t actually matter. It’s an internal scam to position and celebrate these idiots amongst these idiots while the world watches on like it matters. It doesn’t matter. Some bullshit opinion of an industry that is bullshit doesn’t matter. Just watch what you like watching…and trying to decide what is better is so redundant and arbritrary….It is click bait for the morons…that these people can turn around and command more money for….

That said, I did accidentally see two awards being nominated at my drug dealer’s house and I called both wins – without even knowing the actors, without even seeing the shows because I only watch documentaries, I based it on gender and color alone…and I was right…because all this shit is so contrived and predictable….I also called the speeches “I am blessed to be give them chance to tell this story”…or some similar nonsense…because after 12 years of doing this..it’s all so fucking predictable…and BORING…no wonder kids don’t pay attention to this shit…

That said, sluts were in attendance…famous sluts who get paid too much, who have egos, who are intolerable…but who the world want to fuck because they have that stamp of approval…when there are way hotter chicks who don’t have this nonsense, fabricated lie importance…

Garbage….

Lindsey Vonn was there…in a tight dress with her skier squat ass…which makes zero sense…because as a skier…what the fuck does she have to do with TV awards…but she does have a strong Back…..

Kristen Bell was there – because she’s a common woman – with common insight – on common issues like pay equity or inequality….

Rat Cow was there….with the only thing that matters about her…her tits…what kind of event invite a fuckign instagram whore like Rat Cow…who did she fuck to be there…oh right…anyone and everyone….

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Ariel Winter in a Tight Dress…

Emilia Clarke…

Sophie Turner….

Emmy Rossum is Still on TV…

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Olivia Culpo and Some Cleavage…

Julianne Hough Used to Get Fucked up the Ass while High on Coke by Ryan Seacrest…now she’s at the Emmys…

Sugar Baby Padma Looking for the next billionaire to knock her up…

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Heidi Klum…still good…

Sarah Hyland Creepy Pants Outfit….

But she stripped down for the afterparty…still creepy faced..

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Highlight – Kirsten Dunst Still has Tits…

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2016

19

Sep

Ariel Winter’s Braless in a See Through Wife beater of the DAy

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Ariel Winter is getting a lot of hype lately, we can blame the media that is owned by the entertainment industry buying into the new strategy her team and the very rich people behind her show – Modern Family – for seeding these lies to us…

It’s one of those “the general public is so dumb, let’s just make shit up, build up hype and they’ll believe everything allowing us to take their money”…snake oil salesman…only their snake oil is in the form of female celebrities…assuming Ariel Winter is a female…because besides the tits..I just see monster..

She isn’t cute, she’s some midget troll with a weird shaped body, and no wonder she’s at the grocery store in her either she’s got her period, or she’s lazy pig who doesn’t get dressed before leaving the house…knowing the paparazzi will be there…so she can play that she was just getting groceries and the paparazzi invaded her..even though she knew the paparazzi would be there, that’s why she went there…she has assistants so she doesn’t have to do these things…it is all bull shit tactics….and I don’t care how much sugar or donuts her weird square ass was craving…she’s did this on purpose..

I guess she’s loving that the people are treating her like a sex object now, girls fucking love being jerked off to….or maybe she just likes her rebuilt tits, that thanks to her breast reduction – where they cut off her nipple to take out fat and put it back in place…where the scar tissue allows us to see entire nipple in a wife-beater….because if she didn’t have the breast reduction…these tits would be down to her fat gut and the nipples would be the size of her big midget head…

I guess the good news is that she’s out without a bra…in a wife beater…a late 90s fetish of mine…I used to make the trashy runaway ghetto drifter girls I met at the punk rock bar and stupidly fucked walk around in beaters and no bra…but I guess no bra is current and like every girl…so keep up the good work…you see I don’t hate that I can see her tits through her shirt…I just don’t think people should be freaking out like she’s hot..when she’s really not…it’s all because of marketing and I hate how weak you are….

You can see her bra peek at some event the other day if you CLICK HERE

If you want to see her big fat girl breast Reduced cleavage that is still huge at some Emmys party CLICK HERE

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