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2016

05

Dec

Chanel West Coast Nipple for Instagram of the Day

Chanel West Coast is from some MTV show and no one cares…it is no more and even when it was on TV…I don’t think anyone cared…because it’s TV….

She’s also a rapper…thank god…because you can’t define yourself as a girl on a TV show no one cares about – because it is TV….you need other marketable skills…like rapping…even though no one cares about her rapping…at least I don’t care about her rapping…I’ve never heard her rapping…I just look at her slutty pics for social media that make me think that if people cared about her then why would she be putting her nipple out there…

Oh right…because it is empowering…it is feminist to post nipple pics and it’s true…it makes me feel so strong and so free…because tits a liberating experience….unless you marry them and they rape your fucking soul….

Speaking of rape, here’s that rapist…not raping your ears with her lame rhymes..but if you’re into it…you can imaging raping her ears…because I assume that’d be the only way a girl would let you fuck her ear…it wouldn’t be a consensual thing…you MONSTER…

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2016

05

Dec

Is This a Real – Demi Lovato Pussy Pic of the Day

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Rumor has it that this is Demi Lovato’s pussy…I wonder who decided this was Demi Lovato’s pussy, did they cross reference with all her other pussy pics, and they just know it’s her pussy, because it looks like every other pussy pic ever sent to me from every other girl, because pussy pics are virtually all the same…yes some have more lip, more clit, but a pussy is a pussy is a pussy…I don’t know what makes this Demi Lovato’s pussy, is it bi-polar, does it sing bad songs for half retard fans, there are just so many question marks….where is Wilmer Valderamma when we need him, but he probably couldn’t answer…because he was busy fucking all kind of other pussy when with this pussy…it’s what you do when you’re rich and have nothing else to do…maybe he’s the one who leaked this? Maybe her fat fingers are the identifier, I’ve heard she has a sex tape with Miley from when they were underage and living in Nashville…I don’t know if that actually happened, but maybe Miley is part of this….

OR MAYBE it’s just a random fucking pussy with not enough bush to make me want to hang out with it….

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2016

05

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Mutant 18 year old Kylie Jenner and her body that was built in their creepy family plastic surgery basement….where they take body parts from random dead animals and ex boyfriends these women burn through – and staple it to their faces so that they look like instagram filters because that’s how they sell protein powder….and other bullshit that they make too much money off – because the world is ridiculous and love fucking followers…

If you’re more interested in the skinny Jenner – who has less weird mutant plastic surgery…but still has work done and is the worst fucking human ever…

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2016

05

Dec

Charlotte McKinney Butt Shot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney was at a club, where she’s trying to get her ass some attention…. where she’s trying to get her ass out for the world to see and – because she’s more than just tits…I feel like we should encourage all girls who are tits – to alway put their ass out there – in efforts to force us into realizing that are more than just tits…even if the ass isn’t as good as the tits…it’s still more substance to an otherwise vapid cunt…

Speaking of Vapid cunt, maybe she should also throw in some vapid cunt, or filled cunt, I mean show us your skills instagram model…show us what you’re capable of…

Here she is on the beach….because this is what she does…

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2016

05

Dec

Morena Baccarin for GQ Mexico of the Day

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Morena Baccarin is some brazilian turned actress who was on some shit called Firefly… she’s also been in Stagate, Serenity, V, FIrefly and some other nerd bullshit….and that makes her a fucking hero to in the nerd world…a place you want to be a hero if you’re an average looking actress now she’s in GQ Mexico…giving all the nerd boner…like that’s even challenging – nerds get boners just talking to a girl at the drive thru…

So this is what socially awkward nerd icons do when trying to self promote – beacause everyone needs to self promote and for some reason I think it’s worth posting – when there’s so many other things going on – like alleged demi lovato pussy…

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2016

05

Dec

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is supposed to be from Canada, but she’s in a bikini, which is something that I don’t think Canadians are legally allowed to do in their Igloos, but maybe things change when they escape the ice wall….not that she’s a real Canadian, she’s from Eastern Europe – and Canada just hands out passports to young harlots…who end up in LA on VAMPIRE shows for kids for pervert dudes who like girls on TV….

Rumor has it she has herpes…but that wouldn’t stop you from smearing her onto your face…because when nerdy weridos get excited for a girl…they go for it….because one second of goood times with a famous bitch no one’ ever heard off is worth a lifetime of itchy scabs on your dick

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2016

05

Dec

Dopey Faced Audrina Patridge Post baby Body of the Day

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I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she thought that it was only going to get better for her…

But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, despite making babies with a dude who cheats on her….

All in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body and half retard looking face…

I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care….because if she was dead…we wouldn’t notice…it wouldn’t be any Anna Nicole Smith top story on CNN…

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2016

05

Dec

Mariah Carey’s Christmas Erotica of the Day

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Mariah Carey really fucking loves her tits….I guess she loves herself…and her tits are part of herself…or maybe her tits are the only thing she feels confident or happy about…who knows…I just know that her “docu series” which is code for reality show – but no one wants to admit they are famewhores trying to get a lot of attention from – was on TV last night and my neighbor made me watch it…it was a solid minute and a half before we both turned that shit off…cuz tits…old tits….mom tits…annoying self involved rich and tacky tits.. will never be good enough or that good to make me watch the tits speak and live…in a staged bullshit way..

But I will watch them sing Christmas Songs…tis the fucking season…

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2016

05

Dec

Love Magazine’s Christmas Continues of the Day

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I have been posting Love Magazine daily video for Christmas forever, they’ve moved it to their Youtube channel because I guess people were just ripping off the videos and Youtube strategy makes sense, it works for so many youtubers, why have a site when you can just give content to the internet in exchange for google money…

NOT THAT YOU CARE ABOUT THAT…

You care about tits, and the magazine consistently brings some of the most popular mainstream people to their “editorial”….people who get into tabloids and get talked about – because it generates some buzz for them – so they go all out..

I just find it pandering for likes – USE THE POPULAR KIDS who we can’t quite figure out why they are even popular – but blame the internet….

So here are a few of their high concept “art”….pieces that are obviously really just a tactic to get views – everyone only cares about getting views…

Day 3 – Rita Ora Topless and Dancing with herself…

Day 4- Irelend Baldwin Monster

Day 5- Kendall Jenner – But At Least She’s Tall and Skinny Looking – Because The Other Kardashians are fucking Monsters

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2016

05

Dec

Weird Kate Upton’s Flat Square Big Ass of the Day

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Kate Upton’s been working out….or maybe she just wants you to think she’s been working out because she calls the paparazzi the occasional times it happens….but she does look better that she used to because I guess she was tired of being called fat…body shaming works….

I guess being with a pro athlete, if you consider baseball a sport, and being a working titty model who doesn’t fit into the standard sizes for brands, made it pretty rough out there, you know because brands like girls the media talks about, and the media talked about her tits, because dudes love tits…because big tits are a lot of fun….especially on 18 year olds, who eventually turn 20 something and her shit slows the fuck down, thanks to metabolism….but she’s taking life by the balls…and hitting the gym…but her broad back, and her big square ass…something I guess her Grandfather’s who created WHIRLPOOL – money can’t really fix…but look at those upper thighs battling each other…it’s almost better than looking at her big sloppy tits…at least to explain how money can buy a career….because this shit wouldn’t fly with any poor Russian model Brad Cooper was trying to fuck….they have strict standards to adhere by…rich American bitches, as long as they got tits…it’s good…

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