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2023

02

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I may not smoke weed, I may think weed is nature’s medicine that probably helps people with all kinds of ailments, unless that’s just propaganda to get everyone to smoke weed, thinking they are getting healthy, when becoming brainless idiots….because the government started pushing weed on the public, which could have been for money, but they can just print as much money as they want, so it’s got to be more sinister…obviously, they aren;’t our friends…

So yeah, I may not smoke weed, but I am a fucking burn out anyway, so here’s a bunch of girls doing content with weed or weed adjacent things for the weed nerds out there, or to pretend that they are hard, edgy….wild…exciting naked chicks on the internet!

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2023

02

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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We see enough fat chicks in marketing, in ads, in TV and the movies….they keep pushing on us like the untapped demographic marketers neglected and realized when they decided to invite them to the party, these bitches ran with their credit cards out at the pace you’d expect them to run to the free buffet….because they could now dress like hot chicks, while being fat chicks too, and it helped the cosplay of being the hot chick despite being the fat chick….that apparently works, since dudes will fuck anything….and when fat chicks get fucked, they forget they are fat, and instead act like cunty hot chicks….throwing off the whole dynamic of what a fat chick is supposed to be…

So I am a firm believer of NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…

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2023

01

Aug

Sophie Mudd Monster Tits of the Day

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Calm Down Sophie Mudd….save some titty for the other girls….

This is just ridiculous!

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2023

01

Aug

Sami Sheen Erotica of the Day

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This is Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ daughter, who launched an OnlyFans when she turned 18, because you know that’s the lifestyle she aspires to be part of, thanks to being raised in degeneracy by some serious perverts that we can only assume had some fetishes that were likely illegal in most states…

In being a classy young rich girl from a gated community who had a steady stream of porn stars sleeping in the guest room and laying out by daddy’s AIDS pool, she’s got her tongue out in her underwear, rocking prison tats like a gutter and abused girl you’d expect to find in the porn industry, at least before it was mainstream and its’ all so barely edgey, but skinny broken rich girls who look like they were victims of abuse are a thing, a fetish, and when they sexualize themselves from that abuse rather than prude themselves up or go fat lesbian who eats her feelings, their tongues can do wonderful things…

Sami Sheen is good.

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2023

01

Aug

Nina Dobrev Swimsuit of the Day

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Nina Dobrev was at one time a Canadian Refugee, using the lenient Canadian immigration laws to give her and her family a better life, through maple syrup, free healthcare and all those other social services that keep the country high taxed and highly fucking gay….

Only for her to fuck off, to leave Canada for the USA because opportunity knocked, never to come back here again, never to pay back any of those taxes spent on allowing her to be human trafficked throughout North America like some kind of sex worker, since that’s basically what being an actress is….

She’s currently fucking Shaun White, the billionaire snowboarder who is more importantly a GINGER, so you know that she’s still into the wallet….and when you’re Eastern European, it’s just part of your culture, along with BORSCHT and Burnt Milk…

She’s in a one-piece, probably pregnant, she’s of that age and I find her hot enough for a mid 30s white girl getting drunk in a piss pool…

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2023

01

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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You know, tight pants are pretty funny, only because they are standard fucking pants which I don’t think means they count as being tight pants, but rather, just pants…

On today’s adventure I saw at least 3 middle aged women in their tight pant outfits, dressed like they shop instagram, because they probably do….all fully matching tops and bottoms, almost looking like fucking clowns, but seeing their sun dried ovaries through their pants was a wonderful thing…

I saw long legs in tight bike shorts, barely covering ass, I saw some hot bodied in a pair of tight pants that made me feel like I was watching her in the shower, they were skin colored and I even saw fat fucks walking around like they were participating in some Shakespearean play, looking all FRYER TUCK with their oversized shirts belted over their tight pants…

It’s an endless stream of tight pants out there and we’re just here jerking off to it, so here’s a bunch of tight pants that needed to be immortalized forever in the internet digital archive because the owners of said tight pants weren’t happy with the level of hype their tight pants got them in real life, assuming they aren’t like you and don’t consider second life real life..

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2023

01

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is rich as shit, an accomplished celebrity in the song and dance, acting and producing world, where she’s gone onto invest in a lot of things that get her paid, as well as buy stupidly expensive real estate to add to her retardedly huge pile of money she’s got…give it up, relax, why bother?

She’s also old as shit, recently celebrating her 300th birthday, where she put out his bikini video of her J,Lo body doing some sorty of dance in her bikini like she was still a 20 year old slut at a pool party ready to suck dick for her first record deal….

I’m not overly excited by 300 year old dinosaurs or vampires sexualizing themselves, because they get positive feedback when they do it, it’s a little too much like when a fat girl posts an instagram pic and all the girls she works with write “Fierce” or “SLAY”….or anything besides “They make bikinis in that size?”…

Not to mention her agedness is making her look like a man, IT’s GIVING Tranny, and as a transphobe I don’t like it, even if brands like Bud Light do….

The issue is the GREY PUBIC HAIRED monster who dropped her last egg 5 years ago is on her HGH and other STEM CELL treatment trying to game the system, trying to age out in an unnatural way, not fading out and doing a comeback tour every few years, but instead producing IG smut….is taking jobs from the next generation, when she’s already made it, save room for the next generation, you wide hipped menopause pile of shit…

I don’t even want to know what Ben Affleck’s leather skinned cum sock / pocket pussy smells like….but here’s her famous overrated ass being a whore…in a bikini!

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2023

01

Aug

Demi Lovato Swimsuit of the Day

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Demi Lovato is not dead.

However, she is all big smiles in the pool with her tits out, a little too happy for a heroin addict as far as I’m concerned. I never trust a heroin addict with such a happy demeanor, clearly she’s either a fake addict for attention, or she’s faking it for the social media hustle….

I never thought Lovato was hot, interesting, hot, sexy, hot, worthy of her celebrity from being an exploited child star who was given to handler Wilmer Valderama, you know back when she was more managed while making money for her team, before the whole falling off hard with her drug overdoses….

Despite the drug overdose, she has overcome. Which makes me think it was a psy-op to normalize addiction and be like, get on heroin kids, do it like me, it won’t impact your brand deals, your record deals, your celebrity, if anything it’ll make you more edgy and cool and less like a candy coated coddled cunt…..

CANDY COATED CODDLED CUNT…..

I mean, rich person heroin addiction is far less fun that homeless prostitute sucking dick on the streets because she has no internet access or a phone heroin addiction….but here are her trashy tits from the fat girl angles she shot them from…

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2023

01

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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With all the marketing around big tits in this tit obsessed world, at least in your tit obsessed country, that makes billionaires out of big tits, and they don’t even have to be real tits, they just have to be shameless, self promoting, big tits….but with all the marketing and hype and success stories around big tits, that the tiny tits would feel sad, worthless, second rate and ashamed….

You’d think that Tiny Tits would appreciate being grabbed in the grocery store when standing too close to the dairy fridge after a flash summer storm, or even apprecaite being stared at in their braless tiny tit glory.

You know, like a retard on the bench at the little league game finally being brought up to bat, his time to shine in a world of able non retards consistently taking his spot….

As it turns out, if you’re me, they like being left the fuck alone, no putting your mouth on them and saying Momma to give them that feeling of being big and useful, because tiny tits hate me as much as big tits….

But I love tiny tits and will continue my quest for the Tiny Tit….

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2023

01

Aug

Cara Delevingne Cleaned Up of the Day

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I guess Cara Delevingne who was acting pretty fucking weird over the last few years, probably a vaccine injury, or worms in her brain from eating Ashley Benson’s ass, at least according to their sext video that was released a few weeks ago, where she says something about eating Ashley Benson’s ass for 20 minutes, to which Ashley Benson eagerly said “stop turning me on”….back in their romantic days, before Benson took some anti-parasitic medication and went back to the dick….fueled by CUM not by fake socialite model tongue in her ass…

Anyway, she did other weird things at events, got sober, now wears dresses with her cleavage out and it’s about as exciting to jerk off to as the balcony that she’s on….NOT VERY ExCITING at all, but I am in too deep and must push PUBLISH on this artistic and creative expression I do when staring at famous, self important, marketed as important tits…

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