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2023

05

Jul

Rumer Willis Bikini Mom Tits of the Day

Bruce Willis may be stoked that he was diagnosed with whatever form of dementia he was diagnosed with, only because it means he can forget that his sperm created Rumer Willis, who was probably slated to be his pride and joy, only to realize that Demi’s womb was poisoned and the baby she provided him with was not what he expected it to be, because Demi had already had so much reconstructive surgery that the version he saw was already a manufactured one…..unless of course they just created ugly babies….sometimes two decent looking people have ugly babies…it’s a thing….

Now, I’ve probably been pretty mean about Rumer Willis over the years, because I like to make jokes about rich, entitled, privileged people who get everything they want out of life, thanks to the trust fund, opportunities and it’s only natural to target her asymmetric face you know she was probably insecure about, because OTHER sites, that are now seen as WOKE or LIBERAL and annoyingly gay used to call her POTATO HEAD, you see, I’m a fake her, they are the real haters, because I can be won over with tits and pussy and don’t even care if a bitch is ugly or not, so long as she’s got tits and pussy….

So yeah, Rumer, with all her face injections isn’t any more appealing than she was 100 years ago, but she’s recently had a kid and her mommy milkers are, which has a way of cancelling out all the propaganda we’ve read all these years about how she’s not hot, when clearly, her MILF FILLED MOMMY MILKERS have a way of making her hot enough to me…I’m pretty easily pleased with my low standards and all…

In the event you missed it..and you have that bargain basement mom/daughter fetish, her mom Demi was out in a bikini too!

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2023

05

Jul

Demi Moore Bikini of the Day

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Demi Moore’s laying out in the backyard in her bikini, like the guy who died in her backyard when she was having a party that wasn’t really age appropriate for her, but that she pretended she was doing WHIPPETS at, because that would reflect badly on her career, or the fact that she married Ashton Kutcher when he was like 12 before moving him to Idaho where she groomed him to be the tech billionaire he is….

She’s about 100 years old, but she’s always been a vapid and vain bitch who put millions of dollars into her plastic surgery, including but not limited to her bolt ons, and as most age gracefully, she’s decided to do a social experiment to see how long she can pretend to look 40….

I don’t know if it’s through fitness, starvation, injections, photoshop, stem cells, eating aborted babies, but if you’re going to fuck a 60 year old with an old lady cunt that is rotting and dried harder that her ex-husband Bruce’s dementia brain, it might as well look like this or be attached to someone who looks like this, whether it’s fake or not, it’s better than the alternative you’d find at the old folks home, and really, what else is the point of being rich and famous, if not to spend your money on your physical appearance to offset your empty soul…..

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2023

05

Jul

Ashley Benson Bikini Top of the Day

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Ashley Benson went viral and mattered because she was on a hit show for the right demographic around the time instagram launched, being a gift to the girls on that show, because everything went to instagram, in terms of brand deals, direct to consumer brands and relevance in getting cast for other film projects. So because she was in the right place at the right time, her little effort, talent and skill went a LONG fucking way and she still matters, despite being out of work for what I assume is at least 5 years.

The most interesting thing she’s done, besides having a set of big tits, is that she dabbled in some lesbianism, with a lesbian relationship with that crackhead Cara Delevigne who I guess taught Benson a thing or two about being a skinny bitch….maybe she got the Cara skinny gut biome from eating Cara’s ass, but the point is she’s hotter post lesbianism, even if she’s in her 30s…..

However, that hotter post lesbianism, could just be that her soul has been cleansed now that she’s gone back to dick and the answer to her happiness wasn’t being a woke libtard idiot gender bending who thinks eating chick ass is progressive and not just a trick you do at college parties, but rather a genuine inclination, fetish, sexual desire….you know, conversion therapy shit…..

Or maybe, her billoionaire Brandon Davis, of Lohan’s Firecrotch fame, that I think I was calling her LONG before he called her that, only because I used to call all the gingers in my life Firecrotch, even in High School, and not because I invented the term, but because it’s always been a term, so him going viral for it was totally not right by my standards of JUSTICE…

But yeah, maybe Brandon Davis is cumming in her and getting her hormones back to where they need to be, you know fucking the dyke out of her…the way its’ supposed to be…

Hot tits.

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2023

05

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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There are people with FEEDER fetishes, you know they like to watch bitches stuff their fucking faces in what I guess is called a MUKBANG….becasue a fat bitch is a chick with bigger tits and ass who is too sick and lazy and slow to RUN from your sexual advances I guess. I can’t think of any other perk of being with a fat chick, unless you’re suicidal and want to be smothered to death by a woman and the only way to help the probability of being smothered to death by a woman during sex is with a woman who weighs as much as a school bus…..that or they like the smell of a sweaty ass that has that cheesy and delicious scent because it can’t get wiped our powdered right….

I am a person with a pussy feeder fetish, meaning, I like pussies stuffing their pussy faces, with pants, shorts, underwear, whatever they can get stuffed up inside themselves, because the crease of a pussy, a lip on either side of a fabric, fully showcasing as much of the pussy as it can while being clothed, just makes for staring at a woman’s crotch more exciting.

So here are some pussy wedgies…not your high school wedgie that scarred you because you’re the loser getting the wedgie kind of wedgie, but rather the updated version that’s less creepy to jerk off to.

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2023

05

Jul

Sydney Park Titty Dress of the Day

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Sydney Park is some actress from The Walking Dead, she was in something called Instant Mom, which I guess was about being cummed inside, she was in Pretty Little Liars and something called THERE IS SOMEONE INSIDE YOUR HOUSE….and APPARENTLY that’s not enough for her, so she’s gone out to an event with her tits out.

I guess she figures that it’s her time to shine, thanks to dedicating her life to her craft after moving to LA as a kid and being thrown into the industry at a young age, with BIG dreams, big plans, big ideasa….AND she’s made some moves in that direction, but CLEARLY, not enough….so she goes to an event with her tits out.

It’s style, it’s fashion, it’s TITTIES in public without being as obvious as some drunk college girls on Spring Break, yet the effect or end result is pretty much the same.

We call this – Gettin’ Noticed!

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2023

05

Jul

Sydney Sweeney Bikinis of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is in Ibiza bitches, I guess that’s where you go when you’re rich and famous and ready to do party drugs all night to shitty electro music, you know it’s fancy and ghetto and a good time all at the same time. Who cares about Ibiza, care about Sydney Sweeney wearing a bikini top in Ibiza, like some sort of spit in all of our faces knowing very well that no girls in Ibiza wear tops….it’s just fucking insulting…

She’s acting like she didn’t go viral for her hot tits in Euphoria, or that her hot tits and her sex scenes basically carried Euphoria, getting her paid, but more importantly, famous in the process.

Prior to being a naked and over exposed whore on Euphoria, the go to hot tits to get those viral clicks, she was on a series of BIG deal shows and no one cared.

Maybe it has to do with her backwoods, farmer’s daughter in the 1900s, British and never seen a dentist looking teeth….that shit’s way too inbred hick to me….but also has something to do with the power of tits…

In conclusion, she’s more than just tits and wonky cartoon-like teeth, she’s ALSO got an ass, and that makes up for the cartoon-lookin’ teeth…oh and there may be a little pussy slip…..

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2023

05

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know why, but for awhile I was into weed, I thought, anything natural to chill a bitch out at 3 am and potentially make her eager to fuck, rather than more booze that will just make her black out and call you a rapist for fucking her when drunk, where as weed allows for clear mind and laziness to just go with it and remember it the next day as a non-rape….

But yeah, weed is seemingly harmless and healthy with health benefits but being skeptical about the government while living in the land of legal weed, where walking down the street makes the zombies seem more zombie-like while they are all huffing on their weed, not being as crazy as a daytime drunk, but rather just being robotic or some shit….it makes me think that they legalized weed for a BAD reason, because they know something I don’t know and that they didn’t do it for the money, they can just print more of that, but if daddy government wants you high, you know it’s not for your health and that’s why I suggest you avoid it…..stick to drinking, at least it’s fun even with the rapes.

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2023

05

Jul

Hot Tits with Underboob of the Day

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Here’s a video from some place where I assume they are speaking some variation of English.

I am not sure when it was shot, but I do know that it’s representative of the times we are living in.

Where when you leave the house, you are faced with women of all sizes living their best internet life in real life, because real life has become this weird version of internet life, you know, a place we go and experience in order to report back to internet where life truly happens and it’s fucking strange. Zombies everywhere….but luckily a lot of those zombies, of all shapes and sizes show their tits…

So here’s an aggressive underboob….to inspire you to get outside, get into town, get to Walmart or the grocery store, even hit up a trendy club if you’re a faggot like that, and see the insanity unfold.

Yesterday, I saw at least 3-4 women with tits in white tank tops braless….I saw essentially ENTIRE tit on 3-4 women and they weren’t even gross women…and I asked “why wear a shirt at all, since I can see full tit”…to which they said “stop sexualizing me pervert”…..as they fucking do.

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2023

05

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED!

You see, this is my internet clubhouse and as far as I’m concerned, I can make the rules that I want to make, since I pay a large fee every month to maintain this internet clubhouse, that may not have any members, definitely no one helping me keep the fucking lights on here, as I collect cans on the fucking street like a crackhead, when I should be running bitches like a pimp, or at least getting you assholes to give me 5 dollars a month as a contribution…but that’s a me problem, not a you problem, and you’re here for your own weird issues, so let me make them weirder with some fat chicks for inclusivity, because you have to accept fat chicks as sexual beings otherwise you’ll get cancelled, your fired from your job, your life ended…all while I get to say No Fat Chicks Allowed, because I don’t find fat chicks sexual beings, even if they’ve got the right equipment for it….

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2023

04

Jul

Lily Rose Depp’s Ass is the American Dream of the Day

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Thankfully, they ended THE IDOL, which was a show about nothing and not in a Seinfeld way, but in an actual, nothing fucking happened in the series besides Lily Rose Depp playing a popster who was pretending to be manipulated by some ex-convict club owner played by The Weeknd, who happened to have a cult group of devoted musical drifters who in his weird LA entourage that Lily Rose Depp used to make her comeback tour after failing as a popstar or having a mental break as a popstar…..only they want you to think that HE is manipulating her through MIDGET sex as they record her comeback album…

Basically, it was so dumb that I couldn’t appreciate LILY ROSE DEPP’s hotness, that I’ve endorsed all these years, because she is HOT, even when dating weird lesbians, and doing heavy nudity on shitty HBO shows…

Now that it’s over, we can go back to sexualizing her they way we’re meant to….

Hopefully that show never coming back, but hopefully she’ll take her nudity to GOOD projects we can jerk off to, because she’s into being naked, let’s push that NEXT GENERATION of Hollywood royalty….MAKE that NEPOTISM COUNT…

SO here’s a celebration of that show ending and LILY ROSE’s nudity in her acting BEGINNING, cuz it’s pretty great! AMERICA!