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2016

17

Nov

Drew Barrymore on the Beach in Miami is the Worst thing Ever of the Day

That butterfly above her pussy tattoo really aged well…unfortunately for Drew…that’s about the only thing that weathered the fucking storm…and not even because I was being sarcastic…but in her defence, I’ve never thought Drew Barrymore was hot…I wasn’t jerking off to her in E.T. like I was Spielberg back in the 80s…creep….I didn’t buy into her comeback in romantic comedies…I just always discounted everything she’s done for having a Hollywood royal family – because she’s not hot…she’s just a Barrymore who for generations were in movies and who paved the way for this glorious moment of her on the beach in Miami in a see through sports bra looking like a fucking dude…because we are all just one gender now…especially after menopause.

This is pretty fucking rough….but so representative of the world we live in…a disaster..

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2016

17

Nov

Kelly Rohrbach in Pantyhose of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach has fucked Leonardo DiCaprio – assuming he fucks the models he dates and doesn’t just keep them around so that you don’t figure out he fucks dudes…

She’s booked a movie that I am hoping is straight to Netflix, which is actually a good thing these days, so maybe I should wish it goes straight to DVD…and only DVD as it just shouldn’t have been recreated / reworked, LEAVE BAYWATCH ALONE….

She’s the Pam Anderson character, without the hepatitis, but probably with herpes..I mean there’s no way LEO doesn’t have some kind of rich famous dude STDs…

Now she’s modeling stockings for a EURO brand – like she’s hot…so it looks like she’s made it..all from making it…with a celebrity….

So girls who are out there half naked in selfies…if you want to really matter…find a famous dude to put up with, or sit on their face…or in their case let them sit on your face…it’s good for business…

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2016

17

Nov

Alexis Ren Lingerie Campaign of the Day

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Alexis Ren figured out her instagram whoring required a storyline for lonely people who sit on social media to buy into her….

So she found a male model rich guy to fly her around to great places – to capture images that would make depressed people looking to social media for some sort of hope that their shitty life get better…even though they know life will never get better – but at least someone out there has it better – and they can sit and envy them before killing themselves….

Then they broke up – but still pretend to date because it’s a good angle…and now she’s doing some lingerie campaigns…

So she proves that if you have a hot body, not talent, but a tight fit young body, coupled with a silly story that people follow, people will throw money and opportunity at you.. and you don’t even need a cute face….good deal…better than working the local bar, or Subway or whatever hot girls who weren’t quite hot enough were doing in a pre-social media era of pushing product like virtual door to door AVON ladies without the sex.

It’s so silly.

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2016

17

Nov

Elsa Hosk’s Risky Business of the Day

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I assume this is for some Victoria’s Secret ad, because Elsa Hosk, once a Titty Model, has become a mainstream underwear model, because sometimes titty modeling gets you noticed by big evil billion dollar brands – and they give you the opportunity to replace their other blonde 28 year old – while she’s out on maternity leave…because you wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing, or the balance of their marketing efforts – they need typecast sluts to fill roles….and they pay them well for it…even though they’d all do it for free as it validates all those years of showing their tits like strippers…..but for photographers…

The whole thing, including these GIFS is silly…but they are less feminine that Tom Cruises version….which probably excites some of you homos…

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2016

17

Nov

Bella Thorne in a Bra of the Day

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Bella Thorne was walking around in her bra….who fucking cares…really – there are just so many girls on the internet, in a recent study I’ve invented in my head – 80 percent of women post provocative pictures of themselves on social media – it’s empowering or the attention feels great – they just won’t let you know they are doing it or the sake of likes and hits and to feel good about their insecure selves – they need to polorize it – intellectualize it – maybe pretend they are art or artistic and this is their voice or vehicle…but it makes girls like Bella Thorne – totally average, typical, like every other girl…nothing special…not worth celebrating…because I’m more into local market shit…my coffee shop girl and cashier in bikini pics…not some Disney kid in content that I don’t watch and that doesn’t matter….

Entertainment industry is dead….celebrity is dead…you’re all just a big pile of sluts…so thank the sluts for that…by jerking off to them…

It’ll be interesting to see what these famewhores start doing to get actually noticed as their teams scramble to figure out how to get views from everyone else trying to get views…I have a feeling it will involve spread anus…spread redheaded anus…

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2016

17

Nov

Kylie Jenner’s Totally Natural Body of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is the blackest white girl ever created for the sake of social media by a family created by social media – who are probably mad at themselves for not running for president because the power of their social media alone is big enough to make it happen…the first immigrant / terrorist / porn star / social media monster with a vagina you’ve all seen – and can google if you want to make sure she’s actually a woman – unlike Hillary….

This is their youngest of that generation – who is also a muppet…at least shaped like a muppet…because she’s had the weirdest fucking surgeries to created this “social media body and face”….which is actually a thing and happening across the globe…all these bitches with their face fillers…it’s so stupid…but give her a break…her dad’s a woman now, her mom only cares about the money she makes the family and her boyfriend just milking her like she was still underage because she’s a cow who needs to be milked…

All fleshy and weird…exsiting….

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

17

Nov

Iggy Azalea Hard Nipples in GQ of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is a total scam…and I know this because the opening lyric of her new song is “I’m the real-est” and I don’t think she means “realist”…

She is an Australian, who claims she’s a stripper, who white suburban teens who want to fuck black guys like they had a fat ass like her…but I know that strippers don’t get green cards or work visas. I mean maybe she pulled some hooker stunts to get to this level of fame and fortune with hit songs and shit…but that doesn’t mean she came from nothing and is some crazy success story…

The fact is, she’s not real. Her music isn’t real, her ass isn’t real, her name isn’t real…. It’s all LIES…she’s not real at all….she’s probably not even a she…it’s all just nonsense that for some reason GQ is very into now….she’s popping up everywhere…

SHE WAS AT THEIR MEN OF THE YEAR AWARDS WITH NO BRA – BECAUSE SHE’S LIKELY A MAN – BASED ON THAT FACE AND BODY….

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2016

17

Nov

Ivanka Trump Big Titties of the Day

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Here’s the future First Lady – just as soon as Trump gets into office and makes marrying your daughter legal…

I wonder if the red wing, white power, insane Trump people realize that Ivanka and her husband are Orthodox jews and their kids…Daddy Trump’s grandkids – are all little Jewish babies..something that he didn’t really talk about during his campaign – because you know the alt-right don’t like Jews and how they own the media…except maybe when they own Facebook – and that’s the whole reason they exist…

Not that I hate the Alt Right….I’m just a huge fan of incest because I don’t have family so I can sexualize everything…and I encourage any laws to allow a father and daughter to marry – because as we learned in the gay marriage campaigns – who are we to decide who people are allowed to love….

She’s wearing a tight dress, her tits hard, her face older…as she shamelessly promotes her product line everytime she does media for her dad’s insane troll / win…

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2016

17

Nov

Em Rat Cow on the Beach Topless of the Day

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It’s funny how shameless people need to get noticed, or attention, in this no attention span world…especailly when you’re a titty model…she is in a one piece….

Em Rat Cow is so full of shit, but the funny thing about her being full of shit, is that she’s polarized being a low level bottom feeding titty model into being a feminist thing – and big brands actually pay her money like she’s more than just a softcore porn star – because they either believe her bullshit and are idiots – or just pretend to believe her bullshit because she has followers and brands are clueless but know one thing – and that is that they love followers…

So she can play artist, high brow nudist, well followed big tits people jerk off to…But she’s really just a girl showing her tits to the papaprazzi because they are great, probably fake, but great and she’s shameless garbage…

The world is so fucking stupid…Trying to keep the dream alive…with her friend Lena Dunham or some equally crazy looking topless monster…because it makes your feminism make more sense…while making your tits look better by comparison….because if you’re with a broken down looking girl – you’re obviously not a vapid cunt trying to get hits by being topless on the beach…

I can’t believe people pay attention to this garbage…seriously…do they follow her, read her tweets, care about what she does, buy what she’s selling…

Or do they just wait for this titty behavior – the only thing she’s good at…

Fucking nonsense..

These tits – can’t be real –

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2016

17

Nov

Kirsten Dunst Random Bikini Pic of the Day

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Here’s a picture of an older Kirsten Dunst that is circulating on social media. I have no idea what it’s from, I got it from my Kirsten Dunst Fetish tumblr I jerk off to everyday, because Kirsten Dunst is one of those big tits on a small frame – from 20 years ago – that some of people just can’t get over….the fact that she didn’t die when she was an addict who didn’t shower and looked like death – before making her comeback…

This is part of her comeback..but those tired eyes and more saggy than they once were tits….tell a story of what was something we’ve all wanted to have sex with at least once – because we are old perverts and she’s got a vagina…

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