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2016

18

Aug

Victoria Beckham’s 5 Minute Face Scares Me of the Day

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want…

I want to watch this Victoria Beckham video in slow motion…trying to figure out her lip….is it real, is it plastic surgery, is it a 100 years old and a zombie, is it alive..is it dead…and is it as fancy and exclusive as it has been marketed to me…now in her late 40s, a mom of a bunch of kids….still skinny enough because her husband is David Beckham – and if she’s looking bad…he’s still fucking other girls..but even if she’s looking food….he’s still fucking other girls…so no matter what she’s the main bitch, not the side bitch, but probably not getting fucked, old married couples don’t do that shit…instead the link up with cosmetic companies to push product to other old ladies who remember loving the spice girls…I only liked one video, the first video, where they won me over with Scary Spice’s hard nipple, it was the Aniston pre-internet being mainstream years – when nipples were enough…

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Posted in:SFW|Victoria Beckham

2016

18

Aug

Chloe Grace Moretz Doesn’t Have a Thigh Gap of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz doesn’t have a thigh gap, how the fuck can any dude jerk off to her, or think she’s hot, based on that fact alone. I find it arrogant of her to not have a thigh gap, in this day and age of thigh gaps being all the rage, the basis of a woman’s beauty…not this thighs rubbing together like some kind of obese bitch drinking her milkshake while waking on the sidewalk in front of me, her legs making more skin on skin noise than when I have unlubricated sex with girls who really like me, or who I think would like me if they were still alive…

The real tragedy in all this is that her dad is a fucking plastic surgeon…he’s probably got the Lypo machine in his bedroom closet, there’s no excuse for this filth…disgusting..

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2016

18

Aug

Rachel Bilson Blowing Bubbles and Eating Ice Cream of the DAy

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Rachel Bilson really likes putting up pictures of her mouth…

I think she was more fun to write about when I thought she was kept in a cage when living up at her husband who I assumed kidnapped her’s farm…in Canada…but she ended up sticking it out with him, making babies with him, and may still be under his spell, and maybe this is her version of a safe work, “notice me, I am mouthing S-O-S”….but maybe I am reading into things wrong – because when I think of mouths I think of getting my dick sucked and when I see girls post pics of their mouths – I think – they want to give blowjobs – and there’s no way – she’s not trying to manipulate us someway or another…because not everyone has forgotten she exists, just most people have forgotten she exists…not her core fans, those OC weirdos are still in love and can’t move on…creepy…you’re creepy…

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Posted in:Rachel Bilson|SFW

2016

18

Aug

Justine Skye Bikini for W Magazine of the Day

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Well these colored folk sure have come a long way from the slave days…haven’t they, running the music scene, running the pop culture, running Olympic Gymnastics and Swimming, and even acting in movies and not as the token…setting trends in fashion and art…but one could argue, they are still just slaving for the white man, and people could argue that the white man just uses them to shut people up…and this is all part of the white agenda to whitewash America…and pretend that Black Lives Don’t matter…but they aren’t racist because they gave Justine Skye a shitty record deal…because I’ve never heard of her…or they’ve let Jay Z and Beyonce exploit themselves and their craft for money…to the point of singing about money…pretty trashy…

Now I don’t know who Justine Skye is, but she’s in a bikini for W Magazine, and I think we can all agree that we are all one color, the human color, and all you racists need to start having sex with those races you hate, because I’m sure after white Sally from the south gets her pussy pounded inside out – or Herb the Hick gets ridden by a black goddess like she was doing a tribal fucking voodoo dance…he’d be less about shooting her the second the government gave him permission to…and more into shooting loads inside her and making babies…they are a fertile people…just go to Walmart…

I find it so ridiculous how we’re still having race issues in America, while every single white kid wants to act like a hip hop gangster, you’d think that’d carry the nation – but divide and conquer or something..

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Posted in:Justine Skye|SFW

2016

18

Aug

Nina Nina Agdal Bikini Photoshoot for SI Summer of the Day

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Nina Agdal is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard….or was during the summer…because she had her big break as a low level, relatively old, party girl from Miami at all the right event ass always dreamt of…

She’s got a great body, but that face is so fucking Downsy….all forehead…I’ve made fun of her for at least 2 years of her low level success, and the fact that Leo’s picking her up, while she’s old news, last year’s kitchen garbage, rotten table scraps no one gives a fuck about, it’s safe to say he won his Oscar and has since lost his edge…but we can assume if he’s not gay, I know, it’s a stretch, that she puts in work when she fucks him, so much relies on her performance…because she’s not making shit with her modeling, she is more of a ride rich guys kinda girl…but then again, aren’t they all…they put a price tag on their immigrant asses, and want that american dream and any cost…mainly with their dignity…sugar babies…

These pics are for SI, her only friends, who are releasing content in the summer – to keep their site active all year…bikini every day….with the same chicks…in the same cheesy catalog style pics..AWESOME…

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2016

18

Aug

Kelly Gale Not Naked for Chris Heads for Playboy of the DAy

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Chris Heads…that’s a name I haven’t heard for fucking ever. I remember following him on Myspace back in the early 2000s when I was just starting up the site, which I guess means I liked his stuff. He’s actually the person who linked me up with Em Rat Cow before she was famous and before he deleted me of Facebook….

I guess he’s still out there taking nude, half nude, dramatic, not very sleazy pics…all artistic and fashion – because fashion is a huge business and an excuse to pretend you’re being vain, vapid and high concept all to turn profit, because when you make people feel insecure about their lives and bodies and outfits, they buy more!!!

The model is some slut named Kelly Gale…I have no idea who she is – but she looks good. .. even in these pretty tame, boring, uneventful pics that I’d expect to be better based on Chris Head’s other work..

The magazine is Playboy, which is taking on the instagram level nudity, to appeal to advertisers and browsing from work, like a bunch of fucking pussies destroying the already dead brand that doesn’t need to be dead, that could still do good things, but that instead adapted like a bunch of clickbait sites to make some profit….because sucking ad dick is how media works – I guess…

But for some reason, they can show 1/4 of a nipple, every month going further and further as they should because they’re being idiots…”lets see how far we can go to reclaim our classy, edgy image”….after we’ve already seen clit in the fucking magazine on some real trash over the last 3 decades…it’s a too little too late…come back next week where we show 1/3 of an asshole…

Posted in:Kelly Gale|SFW

2016

18

Aug

Olivia Palermo See Through of the DAy

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Olivia Palermo is some socialite. Her dad is some billionaire real estate developer…making her all that more interesting to jerk off to…cuz knowing that her piss is worth more than your life is pornographic..

She’s walking around in a see through shirt and like all rich chicks…I am sure she lacks in character and personality…and mental health. I am sure she’s a damaged vapid little hooker…almost as bad as the pornstars and street hookers she probably judges and looks down on…despite being the exact same as them…only on the polar opposite of the spectrum…in luxury not in ditches…

I’m talking drugs, lots of sex partners, self hate, daddy issues….all the good stuff that turns me on….which I guess makes her ever more amazing….the one flaw that I do see…is that she hasn’t let me K-Fed Her yet….I need to trick rich people to give me hand outs, pool house crasher, let me out of the hell that I live…thanks…

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Posted in:Olivia Palermo|SFW

2016

18

Aug

Chantel Jeffries See Through of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries, the instagram whore who is a legit model people, she’s signed to an agency and has lots of followers because she’s a legit model…and not because she’s an instagram whore…

She fucked or hung out with Bieber when he had a DUI or car accident or something like that in Florida…which happens when you’re an instagram model / legit model…opportunities just fall into her lap…

More importantly has fucked rappers, athletes and black people to get famous before Bieber…I don’t know what she’s done since, but let’s assume riding that celebrity baby…

Just a ratchet ass, running the Miami party scene like she is supposed to…fuck the famous, feel more important…all while not being as disgusting or annoying as that YesJulz clown…while white guys who wish they were black love the girls the black guys fuck…trying to fit in…but too small to fit in..its a cultural thing…

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Posted in:Chantel Jeffries|SFW

2016

18

Aug

Christian Catches Hot Boxers and Other Videos of the Day

Jay Walking Black High School Student

Suicidal Girl with a Knife Gets Taken from Behind

JFK Airport Scare…When Cops say “Get Down”…but no one starts dancing…

Group of People Electrocuted by a Pole

Elevator Fail

Pokemon of the Day

World’s Largest Aircraft…

Weird Chinese Road Rage

Thug VS Woman’s Purse

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

18

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It happened again…I was sexting a girl, trying to get pussy pics and some fat, like real fat, disgusting, greasy, and pimply bitch interrupted and said “did you find it yet”…and I looked at her like she was fucking crazy….or a psychic who know I didn’t get the pussy pic I was looking for and stupidly I asked “what the fuck are you talking about porker”….and she said “Pikachu”…and I said…I don’t play that shit, I’m more into pussy…but not your pussy…SEEE YAAAAAA…but between you and me…I would have totally got up in that…because she looked like she’s always lubricated…probably the McDonalds…

Here are some morning links…

Girls Bending SLutty…
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Hollywood’s New Black Guy has a Rape Problem…
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The Blue Pants Wearing Chicken
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Amy Schumer’s Show is Ending
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The Willis Sisters Looking Slutty
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Dire Straits Gayageum Cover…WTF
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Girl Stuffs her BRa for Social Media Pics
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Ryan Lochte’s Troll is so Weird
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Blake Shelton Apologizes for Being a Racist – Because Saying Sorry Cures Racism..
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Truck Driver VS Floods
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3D Printed Lightsaber
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