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2016

25

Oct

Olivier Zahm’s Calendar of Nude Hipster Feminists of the Day

His name is Olivier Zahm, he owns super trendy magazine called PURPLE, that has done interesting things over the years but they are best known for getting nude hipster fashion chicks posing under the guise of “fashion” and “magazine” and art…

Their Names:

Alana Champion, Algo Brehane, Braina Laviena, Courtney Money, Elena Popzlateva, Gabby, Irie
Calkins, Kendall Walters, Leila Spilman, Natalie, Soaree, Valentina Sykes, and Zeda Navarro

Their Talents:

Getting naked for free on the internet for a dude with a good reputation and “fashion” magazine that distracts from the creepy nature of getting girls naked for free…

He was born in 1963, which is a nice reminder to all of you in your 50s, that you can also take nude pics of girls born in 1997….you just need to print a fake magazine, it doesn’t even need to be read by anyone…it just needs to “exist”…and they’ll come running..

Pretend to be a feminist empowering girls and encouraging their bushes or even their tampons because it’s a great fetish to have…and these idiots believe it…

What no one tells these girls is that “DUDES WILL PAY THEM TO GEAT NAKED”…Playboy used to pay 25,000 dollars, more than they’d make working at the MAC counter or Urban Outfitters cash…

BUT now with internet and the race to fame…they do it for free…dumb for them, great for us…because ultimately…the patriarchy will always win…just don’t tell them that..

Posted in:Fashion

2016

25

Oct

Maja Krag Naked of the Day

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I’ve had these pics in my folder for a while, I don’t think I ever posted them, I don’t even know what they are from, I just know they say “MAJA KRAG NUDE”>..and I’ll run with it…because they are in black and white and must be ART and this is an ART site…I am ART…we are all ART…because art is code for SMUTTY TITTY SITE…..

So Maja Krag.. A model who is from Denmark, A GREAT DANE, I wouldn’t want to get fixed, I’d be more into cross breeding with her in the dog park, you know until people stop me and arrest me for cruelty to animals, which is what they charge you if you fuck an animal….

That’s not to say that MAJA KRAG is a dog, it’s to say that DANISH people aren’t human…at least not this one…thanks to those tits….they are alien level of good…that I just want to milk….like a DANISH milk….which can be complicated….according to this vlogger…oh vloggers they are so funny and ANYONE can be one…fascinating…

It’s like nude modeling…anyone can do it….you should do it….

Posted in:Maja Krag

2016

25

Oct

Tranny Fight of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Woman Caught with a Married Man by Wife

Intense Shoplifter Kills Himself after getting Caught by Slitting His Throat…

Swiss Man Chasing his Car

Texting and Driving of the Day

Dude Kills 2 Relatives and Livestreams his Escape

The idiot Who Put Scissors in the Socket

Dude WHo Passed out Driving Does Epic Burnout

Muslim Woman Dick Grabbing

Posted in:steNEWS|Videos

2016

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s always a great day when a girl you used to sext with 4 years ago – is recently single and reaches out like you never broke off your sexting with a spread asshole pic saying “remember me”…

The internet is a magical place, where the girls you sext with don’t take you seriously and don’t want you to ruin their love…until realizing that love doesn’t exist during a break up and that sexting brings great detached joy….before falling in love again and abandoning my dirty talk for another 4 years…but one thing I know…I’ll be ready and waiting with open palms as to when they return back from being crazy in love…isn’t that a Beyonce song?…did I quote Beyonce….this is the problem with the music industry…fuck you Beyonce for smearing your commercialized feces on my LIFE…

Here are some stepLINKS…sexy people out there…I’m talking to you…

DARK HAIR LIGHT EYES
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Spinning Right Round Baby No More – Pete Burns DEAD not ALIVE….because DEAD or ALIVE chose Dead
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Mel Gibson Fucked Bruce Jenner
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Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn are doing a Music video together…and it’s Offensive
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Volcano BREAD is the FUTURE of BRead if you Live in Iceland
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Kendall Jenner in Body Paint Fuck this Trick
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Soviet ARCADE Time machine
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Bullshit Celeb Drama involving John Mayer Cock of the Day
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2016

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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There was a time I used to introduce my girlfriend as “my girlfriend”…but realized it’s much funnier to introduce her as a fuck slut…before she decided she no longer wanted to be my girlfriend…

And there was a time when I would try no to stare at a girls tits, when staring at a girl’s tits, but being subtle and respectful…but realized it’s much better to stare at her tits and when she does the “my eyes are up here”…keep staring at her tits…eye contact ruins the fun of staring at her tits….especially when she’s a stranger, with her boyfriend, on a Greyhound bus in the seat across from you…on a 5 hour bus ride…just commit to the tit…they won’t like it – but most people, unlike you, are decent…and don’t want to be rude or call someone out for staring at their tits…

I guess what I am saying is that I just keep evolving…to be a better version of myself….which is a worse version of a human….but my steplinks stay the same…and Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Fucking Tits
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The Dog that Outstaged Oscar Women
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Lady Gaga in a Bra
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The Kid From Harry Potter’s House is For Sale and It’s Ghetto By Hollywood Standards
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Bruce Jenner Horseback Riding is a New Fetish
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Mariah Carey Huge Tits do Halloween
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Rachel McAdams in a Dress – for you Dress Fetishists
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Blink 182 Parody their own Video with 3 Naked Instagram Girls…
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Russian TRY TO TOW A CAR
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All These Trashy Sluts Look the Same – Huge tits…
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Lady Gaga’s Panty / Pussy / Crotch Shot
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Ass Flash of the Day
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Demi Lovato Looking Hot as She’s Ever Looked
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Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits
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Bella Thorne Round-Up
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Chris Hemsworth wants you to know – Elsa PAtaky Loves Him
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Subway Jared’s Wife is Suing Subway
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Bill Murray Crashes the White House and Talks Baseball
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Hillary Duff Big Ass in Tight Jeans
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Justin Bieber Has Another Tantrum on Stage
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John Cleese Recaps Walking Dead Season 6
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Victoria Justice – Hot in a Photoshoot
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A Bunch of Amazing Thigh Gaps
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Ivana Takes Her Panties Off
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Evil Girl Dunk Tanks a Dude
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Some Rough Looking Naked Chick
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Webcam Erotica – this girl is Wild…
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Lana Kendrick – Mesh Top
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The Skank Tank is a Place for Skanks
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Biggest Tits Ever
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

24

Oct

Miley Cyrus – Solid Pose of the Day

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When it comes to Yoga…I can usually try to jerk off to it, even just a little because of Flexibility…and my love for jerking off in public to half naked women in tight clothing bending in the weirdest of ways….until I am asked to stop staring at them by either a cop, but usually security…as apparently Yoga studios are private property and you’re not allowed to masturbate in them – when you’re not a member….FASCISTS…it’s always these people pretending to be spiritually enlightened, relaxed, vegan and zen….but they’re always the most uptight motherfuckers…who can’t handle a little relaxation from a dude who is less about sniffing my own asshole…and more about busting a fucking nut…

No I don’t know if this is Miley doing actual YOGA, the last time I tried to touch my toes was when I dropped a 20 in a bar and I needed it to pay for either a blowjob or a lap dance or a drink….I’m not an expert on these fitness things…but I am an expert, or as much of an expert as you need to be to know that if Miley really wanted to, and the public MILEY we know and love despite being annoying, and probably not the actual Miley…can totally piss in her own mouth, or better eat a load dripping out of her mouth…but will most likely only eat her period like these period artists do…it proves they are feminist.

Point being is authentic or not, she’s a hollywood puppet, this girl can bend…and that is all she really needs to be able to do for me to appreciate her….because once she starts talking…it all changes…but this here..right now…is perfet..

One more time…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2016

24

Oct

Charli XCX Solid Cameltoe of the Day

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No one really knows who or what Charli XCX is…but the funny thing is that I’ve seen her in concert….and I have no idea what that says about me…other than the fact that I sometimes end up in places 18 year old college girls take me…and in my defense it was less of a concert and more of a bar where old men were playing the video lottery machines….and I’m not even sure if it was Charli XCX…or just some other eager little british twat dancing on stage like it was a bad Karaoke show half naked titties everywhere…because if you do it half naked with titties everywhere…no one seems to mind how dump your entire “creative” project is….song and dance motherfuckers…but if you put them tits out there…and jack your panties in your cunt…you don’t really need to have songs, lyrics or much more of a concept…do you…

It’s the foundation of all things good in this social media world of tits…and I’m a fan of vapid exhibitionism…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charli XCX|SFW

2016

24

Oct

Ariel Winter – Young Tank of the Day

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It is amazing that Ariel Winter is seen as having any sex appeal whatsoever…

It blows my mind that people find her hot, talk about her like she’s anything special, all because she does shit on TV….

Cuz looking at her, all I see is a middle aged french Canadian woman who lives in a trailer park, who may have once been a stripper but who is just turning tricks at her house because she’s too lazy to leave the house…it takes away from her feeding schedule…

She’s fat, doughy, weird looking…yet wearing tight clothing…because all girls are exhibitionist weirdos…even rich and successful ones…weird…looking or not…and this may be her fully dressed, but the picture is hilarious…she looks like she’s about to explode…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

24

Oct

Rat Cow Butt Shot of the Day

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Rat Cow…keeps trying…let this be your moment of very basic, low level, even depressing because she tries so fucking hard, resilience….and more importantly diversity…for a girl who has so many fucking social media followers that she will always be able to monetize…but has so little purpose in life or in what she does…but she can do two very basic and important things…show her ass when showing her tits seems a little tired and boring even though her tits are the only reason she matters…and show her ass or tits…is what she will do…because that is her skill set…one any primate can do…but that only the cleverest primate can make a million dollars a year with..

What a fucking joke…she’s garbage..but her ass..and tits…are great…so keep showing them, inspiring the youth…with your positive message to girls..