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2016

25

Oct

Taylor Swift’s Leg and a Tube Top for Drake’s 30th Birthday of the Day

Taylor Swift was at Drake’s 30th birthday, which means that Drake pre-30 accomplished more in music than so many people, all thanks to everyone being fucking drones who follow the fucking leader, so that they are all the fucking same….and this Jewish boy from Toronto, no longer a boy is cashing the fuck in on it…with love songs…that all go viral…and obviously the female version of him…another opportunist bullshitting the world with their heavily marketed and viral music…making hundreds of millions of dollars who is also viral in more ways than one – thanks to all the sex she has – at least that’s the rumor – would be there….dressed racy and edgy, because she hangs with models and is so fashionable….and no longer the wholesome country girl she once pretended to be….back when she was establishing herself as a singer songwriter with boy crazy, anti-feminist, boy obsession dog shit music…

Whenever I look at her – I see a fucking lie….and today…we also see some stomach, no belly button…and thigh…which rhymes with lie…and is the basis of the complex lyrics that both her and drake put togther in their songs…I missed my calling as being a dancing puppet to stupid songs…but instead I get to blog about it like a teen girl for about 10 dollars or less a day…good DEAL.

Either way, look at celebs using other celebs to increase their position, leveraging each other’s audiences, sucking up to each other because they are industry and must maintain…it’s so insincere….garbage people.

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Here she is pretending to cum as she plays the piano because it makes her so much money…

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2016

25

Oct

ALessandra Ambrosio Takes a Selfie on the Beach in Malibu of the Day

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If you’re really into seeing old, wasted up, Victoria’s Secret models on the beach taking selfies, because they realize that they need social media to survive…

Her hashtag is “foreverOnVacation”….which in and of itself is fucking obnoxious, bragging about how great she is and how she beat the system, all for being “hot” according to Victoria’s Secret and the lazy american audience who shop there and believe their hype…

When really she should look into her vapid self and think “What could I do with all this money I made being a fucking half naked whore, exploiting myself for a brand that exploits women and sets unrealistic ideals”…you know a little “I am fucking garbage, and have no soul, but I cashed out”…I guess those are too long for hashtags…and ForeverOnVacation has more of a fun ring to it….

Even though her vacation life is her taking selfies like a desperate 20 year old, trying to grow her social reach so that when she does quit the VS life, she’ll have a big base to sell product to.

She’s an opportunist, using you…and her bikini pics aren’t even good…so fuck this shit..the most uninspiring, flimsy content ever…garbage.

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2016

25

Oct

People are Mad I Didn’t Post the Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits of the Day

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People actually sent me emails mad that I didn’t post these Emmanuelle Chriqui pictures from yesterday….

I was busy…probably napping, possibly sexting, maybe even on tinder dates midday when pretending to be at a doctor’s appointment to not upset the fat wife…but I wasn’t sitting waiting to see how big Emmanuelle Chriqui and her Sephardic Jewish tits, that along with loving arab foods, are also large, like most Jewish tits I’ve met, because for some reason, Jews have big tits…I don’t know what that’s the case…but assume that’s why they call themselves “the chosen ones”…and have that ego from being “the chosen ones” that doesn’t allow for anyone not Jewish in their circle…they even have a circle themed dance to visually explain that at every wedding…a dance the non jews at the wedding can participate in…but they know you don’t belong…

She’s from Canada, she’s got big tits, people like her as she pushes 40 and I like her outfit enough to stare at her tits in it, because if you’ve got any level of sex appeal in your old age, you might as well exploit it so people don’t forget…and replace you with other chosen ones…especially when your face looks like a holocaust or holocaust survival story…

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Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui|SFW|Stacey Poole

2016

25

Oct

Rachel Cook Nude by David Bellemere Garbage of the day

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I always say that David Bellemere is the best nude photographer to go mainstream in recent years, but like anything that goes mainstream, it turns to absolute dog shit, and sure he’s still getting famous bitches and no names like Rachel Cock the instagram Pussy people can buy….and do buy…because she hangs in the right sugar baby circles…

But the pics are always so fucking repetitive and boring, I don’t know what needs to happy to “pretty shot nude pics that girls want to participate in because he’s got a good brand name thanks to all the jobs he’s locked in like Victoria’s Secret”…but I’m hoping something..and that something is better off not being pics of him taking pics of girls like what’s going on here..that’s just fucking egotistical and lame….

I want things to just be more exciting…random hooker laying nude on a beach…doesn’t he get bored of this shit? Because I do…and I’m not even the one coordinating this shit and showing up on set, maybe he just figures he found his angle to get paid….who knows…or cares..I know it appears that I do…but I don’t….I am just the same milk my tired nonsense of posting this shit as hard as I can also…

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2016

25

Oct

Elle Macpherson Comeback Tour of the Day

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Little known fact that no one cares about – but I’ll tell you about it anyway – because that’s just the kind of repetitive old man with a very boring, depressing, repetitive life, filled with a fat wife who is never full and self medicating as I go through it because it makes shit more fun….

Is that Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember actively jerking off to. I mean it could have happened before her, I didn’t lose my jerking off virginity to her, because there was jerking off pre Elle Macpherson, but I was a 18 or 19 year old and got my hands on some 25th Anniversary video of Sports Illustrated Swim – which at the time was a big deal and she was in it – her first year…all cute and fun and Australian at the peak of Australian hype….1989 motherfuckers…a lifetime, not an exciting or good lifetime for me…but a pretty decent one for her as she’s married to some billionaire and still looks like a hot Elle Macpherson….in her fucking 50s..it’s just crazy but I’d like to say I called it…not that I followed the career that closely, but just comparing this Elle shoot and over all existence to my jerking off to her… makes it pretty fucking clear….always a goddess and forever…that her comeback tour may involve bringing my Elle Macpherson targeted cumming back…we’re so in sync, and she’s Justin Timberlake…

Here’s her tits in a bra being flashed or soemthing – and I think I am still in love with her…

A video posted by Elle Macpherson (@ellemacphersonofficial) on Oct 19, 2016 at 11:47pm PDT

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|SFW

2016

25

Oct

Jaime King’s Got the Worst Bathing Suit of the Day

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Jaime King must be hiding her track marks from when she was a heroin addict with her photographer boyfriend who ended up dying from the heroin…back when she was a model…rockin’ that skinny heroin chic of the late 90s…because she is that old…

She’s also hiding her stomach, because she’s likely got a mangled stomach, probably from c-section scars or just from making babies, as babies destroy a motherfucker’s body..including pussy…and sex appeal and it’s just part of the many reasons you shouldn’t breed..along with kids are ungrateful parasites that mooch off you in every way, that don’t care about you or value you, because you’re expected to be nice to them….

Either way, she’s a terrible actress, totally insincere, but she’s made it work for her…even if you can’t name anything she’s been in, you probably remember her tits in fashion shoots back in the days of internet celebrity nudity gallery sites…that got me into this bullshit in the first place..

She looks so old and beat up…because I guess she is…things end…it happens…nothing is forever…but at least it happened…at least that’s probably what she’s thinking as she’s at the Four Seasons…all rich and fancy…and easily forgotten.

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Posted in:Jaime King|SFW

2016

25

Oct

Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is best served naked…

She’s a Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement, working for Victoria’s Secret because Candice is on Maternity leave, starving her baby weight off her so that she can get back into being overpaid for being a hot skinny tall chick..but she’s as old as Candice, which is weird…She also launched her career as a willing to get naked model, who is a great model as far as I’m concerned….what other kind of model would you want….at least for masturbation purposes which is my only use for models…

She’s been recruited by the lovely and talented ladies who produce the For Love and Lemons line, that is usually styled awesome and interestingly, but for some reason they are using the mall brand’s girls to promote their dresses, despite being known for their lingerie, in what I guess is their way of being competitive of being on the mall brand’s level…but that I see as totally backwards since when I see Elsa Hosk…all I think is the bigger, evil mall brand…

Not to mention they had her smoking, which pisses me off, especially for a california brand, smoking kills…and despite hating people…and knowing that people smoke…especially models trying to suppress their appetites…it makes me sick…it smells…it’s ghetto trailer trash shit…all I see is straight up pig stripper girls when I see a cigarette busted out….if you’re gonna smoke anything…be serious about it and go for the meth, crack, free base, heroin, even weed…there are options far more gangster than supporting evil tobacco companies like idiots..

This is disgusting, Elsa Hosk isn’t naked and is overpaid to do this…giving her an ego we hate….and she’s getting too old to be excited about…fuck 27 year olds..bring me 21 year old new blood…thanks in advance For Love and Lemons

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2016

25

Oct

Maria Menounos Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Maria Menounos is still in a bikini, she really wants to be looked at, celebrated, adorned…because we all know her goal wasn’t to be an Access Hollywood host for fucking ever, we all know she want to Hollywood to be a star talked about on Access Hollywood, a star that started to form because dudes forced to watch the show thanks to their middle of the road wives while eating TV dinners in the trailer park sexualized her greek anal loving ass…and she never fully hit mainstream success…but she knows all the tricks and for that…she bikini pics…

I am more into her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….

Posted in:Maria Menounos|SFW

2016

25

Oct

Grace Hartzel for Document Journal of the Day

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Grace “Gracie” Hartzel….she’s an actual model – from small town Indiana to the runways of Paris because she’s tall and skinny….she’s tall and skinny…and barely 20…and she’s showing her vagina…full slit….and bush an I fucking love bush…especially when it’s for art…because this is art…vagina slit art…

I guess Grace “Gracie” Hartzel is a trooper…someone who is hard working and will do whatever it takes for her model life…and that involves…showing slit…so be it…show that slit…because slit isn’t porn…when it’s got nice lighting and belongs to a fashion model..

She started modelling at 13, where we can assume no one got arrested for posing her in creepy ways, as it is impossible to take pics of a 13 year old for fashion without it being creepy…and I’m sure she’s seen some shit…that involves much more than just showing vagina…it’s a fashion thing you know…

You can visit her on instagram where she’s so fashion and luxury like all Indian girls… HERE

Posted in:Grace Hartzel

2016

25

Oct

Cynda Mcelvana by David Lekach of the Day

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Cynda Mcelvana is some LA “model”…. straight from the mean streets of Arkansas…moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from the mean streets of Arkansas….and may be freshly out of high school and already out there getting busy…despite looking really fucking young…people like that…and I like the hustle of today’s youth who understand the “be your own boss”….strategy of life…

This is a shoot that brought some joy to my empty life…by photographer David Lekach who I’ve never heard of either, but who broke into some public pool, stripped her down and got her naked…and naked young girls…is more than art…it is fucking life…or should be…and could be…thanks to social media…life changing.

Follow this babe on @cynda_mcelvana

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