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2016

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is Monday, apparently…since all days are weekends to me…and I am forced to come to terms with the fact that in a selfie driven world…there’s no room for an anonymous guy like me – who doesn’t selfie…because no one appreciates the beauty of being totally anonymous on the internet like you’re supposed to be…unless you’re a moron primate who can’t get enough of staring at themselves in the mirror…

I also come to terms with the fact that the only girls who swipe me on tinder are these new feminists out to call me a Misogynist…to which a smart man once said “massage on this dick? SURE”…

And to that I say…let’s do some posts…ON SOME TITS…because that’s what the disgrace to humanity according to tinder trash that look like dudes but are all that swipe right on me do…..

Girls Bending…
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Jim Carrey and his STDs
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Cat Tries to Save it’s Human from the Bath
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Lady Gaga WEARING a Crazy Outfit
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Demi Lovato in a Hot Performance in Mesh Slut Gear..
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Sara Jean Underwood – Slutting…
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What Happened to WWII Helmets
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Jenna Dewan Busting Out a Squat…
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Ping Pong Trick Shot
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Abigail Ratchford in a Mermaid Outfit
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Windsurfer vs Hurricane Conditions
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TAYLOR SWIFT IS SUCH GARBAGE BULLSHIT PLAYING Calvin Harris’ Song…Crazy…scandal for those of you who don’t Care…
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Girls in Mesh Dresses…
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Crazy Motorcycle Wreck
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Motorcycle VS Drunk Driver
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Karate Kid Moment in the NBA
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2016

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always find it amazing when I meet a girl, or match a girl on tinder, or talk to a girl who I don’t have any history with, who is seemingly normal, average, from an upper middle class family…maybe even a rich kid who is in college and using me as a thesis project….openly talks about her STDs.

When I was in college, we’d pretend we didn’t have them to get laid, only to get yelled at when the girl tracks us down to tell us she got an STD from us, to which we would apologize, either medicate or go onto the next once, because having a girl you banged under 5 times – 3 months earlier mad at you…isn’t really a pubishment….

But now, it’s like girl scout badges in feminism. Check off each STD, they call them STIs, less dramatic and more “my pussy has a cold, look at all the green snot, LOL, I’ll just take these pills on fleek, or whatever the new catch phrase is, KEY…it’s KEY right?….yes antibiotics are KEY to STIs….and living that open relationship / no condom life”….

I’d expect that behavior out of a crackwhore giving a disclaimer…but a 19 year old college girl…the world has gone real fucking dirty…

Girls in Bed
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Lady Gaga Disgusting See Through
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Brooke Burke on All Fours
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Jim Carrey’s Dead Girlfriend’s Family Says – Jim Carry Has STDS
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Emma Roberts – Hot Fuck
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Best Video of a Guy Singing while Driving – Getting Rolled
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Sara Jean Underwood Nipples
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Jay Z and Kanye are Fighting
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RZA Says Russell Crowe Spit on Some Black Rapper He Thought was a Crackwhore…
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Victoria Justice Legs on TV
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People are Freaking Out over the Nintendo Switch
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Really? This Chick Riding the Wall of Death Doesn’t Give You Boners?
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Charlotte McKinney Sucking Coffee….
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Masters of Mini Golf!!
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Bouncy GIFS
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Tilda Swinton – Terrifying
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Cate Blanchett is Not Hot
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Girls in front of the Mirror
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Dog Sounds like a Tie Fighter from Star Wars
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Windsurfing in Extreme Hurricane
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Jenna Dewan Bending…
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Random Upskirt of the Day
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Naked Chick Named Marisa Papen
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Time’s List of 30 Most Influential Teens
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The Giants Blame Taylor Swift for Losing the World Series
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The Bill Murray Golf Collection
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Drunk Idiot VS Train
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What Happens if you Eat Human Brains
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Jojo in a Bra
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College Girl Takes Her Favorite Movie Too Far
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Air Hockey Butt Shot
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Bendy Naked Chick
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Heavy Chested Plays with Snatch…
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Lara Stone Big Tits…
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Creepy Clown Porn
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The SKANK TANK
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2016

Oct

Christina Milian Shits on Catholicism for her Whorin’ Needs of the Day

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Christina Milian – dressed up as a naughty nun – with upside down cross titties…

I am not a religious man…and I realize we don’t live in a religious world…and that God as a concept is silly and that people just aren’t into believing in anything that tells them to have rules or morals and values as they’d rather be heathens taking nude pics of themselves….you know science and other factors kind of forced them into that train of thought…the other factors being raised in a society of porn and reality TV…

But for some reason, I still find Christina Milian in slutty nun outfit…disgusting…probably because I find Christina Milian a stereotype, basic, and boring trying to be KIm Kardashian…getting naked or half naked while being a fucking mom…and not a mom forced to make money to raise her kid…both her and her baby daddy ex husband are richer than god…so all these half naked shit is all her…all ego…all self absorbed, thinking she’s hot, wanting any and all attention she can get…despite being a 35 year old mom..

I find the whole thing totally irresponsible, not to mention doing anything that offends the church to be controversial, is just so played out, it’s done, you’re not Madonna in the 90s…leave the fucking church and their small following alone…and keep your gutter stripper behavior to other equally generic ideas…like a french maid….or a fucking naughty fireman…you trashcan…

It’s times like this where despite not believing in God, there turns out to be some retribution by god, where he strikes down on her for doing this to his followers…you know use her as the martyr to show us you actually exist….

But instead…she goes on producing low grade smut…garbage..expired…week old…not even current…garbage..

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2016

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Street Walker Look of the Day

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Bella Thorne is walking around in a body suit that reminds me of sex in the 90s, with the crotch snap on a piece of clothing that touched pussy / asshole and nipple all at the same time, nothing like a piece of fabric with shit stains, period stains and lactating titty stains ALL AT THE SAME TIME…. a piece of clothing that was re-released by the assholes at American Apparel…to relive the glory days of the 90s….and she looks like a street hooker, all puffy nippled…with her little shorts on…and I am a fan….

Just a good old fashioned slutty enough, super mainstream and commercial, redhead from TV, in an era where no one watches TV, so that she was forced to become a social media hit, posting just slutty enough pics to get the mass men who troll the internet into her and talking about her…while she just played it cool and innocent,…despite knowing she gets off to this shit…she fucking sits at home and fucks herself with her hairbrush while her gay boyfriend sexts with boys…because that’s the kind of wholesome girl I think she is…her marketing campaign…has worked….not overly naked, just naked enough to keep us coming back…
that’s what none of thee naked bitches understand…you get more if you keep your damn clothes
on….empowered…bullshit..this is where basic seduction is at…

Here’s her tongue…

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2016

Oct

Hannah Ferguson in Maxim of the Day

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I used to always confuse Hannah Ferguson for one of the other Sports Illustrated models that I have been told is an actual hooker you can rent for the night for 10k, or maybe it is 20k, I don’t know both are outrageous prices to someone like me – who wouldn’t really pay for sex unless it was more as a joke – like a 20 dollar blowjob or less…from a crackhead who wants more crack…but to me is less about paying for sex and more about helping a friend in need out…just after letting her suck my dick…

The point being that 20k isn’t a lot of money for a lot of people, there are countless rich dudes, whether drug dealers and criminals, or corporate execs who are also criminals, or dot com business people on the hustle…where seeing a bitch from Sports Illustrated and being able to fuck her for 20k is worth it…a power play…but no different than the crackwhores I deal with..just on a different tax bracket..and the fact that some / a lot of these models are doing this…is not empowering, the whorification of america..it’s fucking gross…have some self respect…you fucking sluts addicted to the rich person lifestyle…so much that you’ll whore yourself for it…

Now Hannah Ferguson could be a whore, a lot of them are, but I don’t have confirmation on that…but she is the kind of get naked for magazines that don’t matter but that are still putting content out for men…you know a girl who thinks she’s hot, and I guess is hot in the most basic and obvious form…and I guess she likes the attention or being celebrated while naked in magazines, and wants to be stared at…they all do…that’s why they do this…I mean if you have huge tits…you might as well use them…

Maxim used to pay me for clicks – then they started sending me take down notices years later for pics they paid me to post – so I find them fucking annoying – but here are the pics anyway…

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2016

Oct

Lexi Boling Topless for Interview of the Day

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Lexi Boling is some model who is making moves by getting naked in magazines like Interview, which are more erotic than Playboy, in what is the weirdest shit happening in Men specific media, we’re forced to go to the women’s magazine, or the “high brow” magazines to read interviews we don’t care about…just to see pictures of model tits…

Not that everyone is into model tits, but I am…I like tall skinny bitches with weird alien faces, unfortunately more than I should…I think it has to do with most women I know being fat pigs, coupled with being washed up disgusting, short little strippers…I am on a budget and I can’t afford the tall freaks…so I go for the gutter…

She’s 23, she’s been around for a while, she’s a bit too established for my liking, the fact she’s in Interview is enough proof of that…she’s also American Born, exciting for a passport…straight from the mean streets of ILLINOIS…but not so exciting if you want to own the model of your own and make her a real life real doll who can’t escape you for fear of being deported…

Either way, she’s a big model – and she’s naked..that’s all there is to this…and that’s all there should ever be…

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2016

Oct

Lady Gaga’s See Through of the Day

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Lady Gaga is wearing a see through shirt that we can assume Bud paid for because why else would she be wearing a brand shirt unless she was getting paid…these famous people know their worth and don’t do anythin for free..except maybe annoy us with their shamelessness…that involves walking around in a see through shirt…it seems like they are pretty consistent with that…whether it is co-branded or sponsored by a beer company…or just her on her own saying “look how short the shorts I wear can be”…it is all ultimately vile and disgusting…because Gaga is vile and disgusting…she’s exploitative to kids who were fucking losers, and they believe in her because they are fucking losers, and with her support that she doesn’t actually believe, they have confidence in themselves to not kill themselves…but instead spend their money on overpriced tickets to her concerts because she is one of them….she just makes you pay the fuck up to be in the same 100,000 person filled room with her…because she is a lie…

Remember when her charity didn’t give any money to charity – but was instead a tax shelter…disgusting…and that’s not even factoring her mangled face that she made work for her – because of the audience she went after…but that should have been kept in an office somewhere writing songs for other people…because is talented, I’ll admit that…she just uses her talent for evil, to produce money making bangers that I know all the words of despite never listening to her music, and only really knowing she exists by her constant clown “high concept” embarrassing shit she used to do…but that she’s turned into 70s rocker this time around….because she’s fucking phony…

I’m not a fan, bt I have grabbed her ass unsolicited before…

Here’s a weird video of her wasted, medicated or whatever this is….that she felt was good to put up on the internet….preaching some bullshit to cash in…

A video posted by Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) on Oct 21, 2016 at 7:46am PDT

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2016

Oct

Adriana Cernanova for GQ Portugal of the Day

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I was just telling my friend Steve that he needs to plan a trip to either Russsia or really any of the countries that were behind the iron curtain in the 80s…even if it is an era of political insanity…where Putin is getting ready for a Third World War according to my extensive research of reading Facebook Statuses…while Clinton blames Trump for being part of their plan…because the pussy that come out of those countries…even those born in America outside of those countries…are just fucking absurd..

Sure they have no souls, are into money and expensive things, and are on a quest to do whatever it takes to get where they need to go…but they look so fucking good doing it…that it may be worth risking being on the frontlines of Nuclear disaster…to find one desperate enough to get to America to marry you…

I know you can order them off the internet, but I am a firm believer in finding your hooker in person, call me old fashioned, but if you’re going to buy a woman…line a bunch up and pick her for your damn self…that way you can tell if they smell, or if their picture is accurate….

Or you can just check out some of their top girls that other people beat you to…like Adriana Cernanova for GQ portugal..she’s fucking great…and if you don’t believe me – just look at her tits…

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2016

Oct

Dakota Fanning in a Magazine of the DAy

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Dakota Fanning in some boring pictures I don’t know whether I posted already or not because they are boring pics and they are Dakota Fanning…who doesn’t really matter now that her family has replaced her as their favorite with her younger sister ELLE, who is hotter and less creepy because her childhood wasn’t robbed of her and she wasn’t forced to go on talk shows for millions of people to judge her…or feel the pressure of a career that could easily collapse…when other kids her age were getting their fucking periods…which I guess are all the things that make me like Dakota Fanning better than the sister…you see the broken ones are the best ones…they have more darkness, substance and willingness to either perform or get wasted with and fuck the issues out of them…on your face….

So boring pics of Dakota Fanning…are actually exciting pics of Dakota Fanning…because there are layers and layers of an emotionally battered girl…with a lot of money…both thanks to being exploited by mom and dad…the two people you’re supposed to trust…awesome.

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2016

Oct

Cosplayer Anna Faith Carlson Pre-Boobs Nude of the Day

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I know zero about nerd shit like Cosplay, I mean I know what it is, but I don’t know who the girls in that scene are, I find it weird…and awkward, probably because the dudes who follow it are weird and awkward, I mean it’s fetishy, and perverted, and lonely and sad…all bundled up into one big comicon event…where the smell of pathetic is overpowered by the smell of obesity masked in semen and fast food…..

That’s not to say everyone into comicbooks and sci/fi are weird, some of the biggest perverts who bang some of the hottest girls, are into that shit, they are rich from internet related things, and just killing it all thanks to their social awkwardness….but it’s not the millionaire nerd weirdos I am worried about…it’s the ones making replicas of people like this Anna Faith Carlson, COSPLAY for days…in their mom’s basement on the weekend to LARP with….

Well, apparently before she got tits, she had this nude selfie taken…and I guess this is big news for you people…she’s got close to a million fans…bigger than most celebs on social media…so she matters…to a very weird group..but still matters…

It’s not a hot pic and it may not even be here – I couldn’t tell you if it was her or not – even if it was a pic of her passport – because I’ve never heard of her.

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