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2016

25

Oct

People are Mad I Didn’t Post the Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits of the Day

People actually sent me emails mad that I didn’t post these Emmanuelle Chriqui pictures from yesterday….

I was busy…probably napping, possibly sexting, maybe even on tinder dates midday when pretending to be at a doctor’s appointment to not upset the fat wife…but I wasn’t sitting waiting to see how big Emmanuelle Chriqui and her Sephardic Jewish tits, that along with loving arab foods, are also large, like most Jewish tits I’ve met, because for some reason, Jews have big tits…I don’t know what that’s the case…but assume that’s why they call themselves “the chosen ones”…and have that ego from being “the chosen ones” that doesn’t allow for anyone not Jewish in their circle…they even have a circle themed dance to visually explain that at every wedding…a dance the non jews at the wedding can participate in…but they know you don’t belong…

She’s from Canada, she’s got big tits, people like her as she pushes 40 and I like her outfit enough to stare at her tits in it, because if you’ve got any level of sex appeal in your old age, you might as well exploit it so people don’t forget…and replace you with other chosen ones…especially when your face looks like a holocaust or holocaust survival story…

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Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui|SFW|Stacey Poole

2016

25

Oct

Rachel Cook Nude by David Bellemere Garbage of the day

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I always say that David Bellemere is the best nude photographer to go mainstream in recent years, but like anything that goes mainstream, it turns to absolute dog shit, and sure he’s still getting famous bitches and no names like Rachel Cock the instagram Pussy people can buy….and do buy…because she hangs in the right sugar baby circles…

But the pics are always so fucking repetitive and boring, I don’t know what needs to happy to “pretty shot nude pics that girls want to participate in because he’s got a good brand name thanks to all the jobs he’s locked in like Victoria’s Secret”…but I’m hoping something..and that something is better off not being pics of him taking pics of girls like what’s going on here..that’s just fucking egotistical and lame….

I want things to just be more exciting…random hooker laying nude on a beach…doesn’t he get bored of this shit? Because I do…and I’m not even the one coordinating this shit and showing up on set, maybe he just figures he found his angle to get paid….who knows…or cares..I know it appears that I do…but I don’t….I am just the same milk my tired nonsense of posting this shit as hard as I can also…

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2016

25

Oct

Elle Macpherson Comeback Tour of the Day

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Little known fact that no one cares about – but I’ll tell you about it anyway – because that’s just the kind of repetitive old man with a very boring, depressing, repetitive life, filled with a fat wife who is never full and self medicating as I go through it because it makes shit more fun….

Is that Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember actively jerking off to. I mean it could have happened before her, I didn’t lose my jerking off virginity to her, because there was jerking off pre Elle Macpherson, but I was a 18 or 19 year old and got my hands on some 25th Anniversary video of Sports Illustrated Swim – which at the time was a big deal and she was in it – her first year…all cute and fun and Australian at the peak of Australian hype….1989 motherfuckers…a lifetime, not an exciting or good lifetime for me…but a pretty decent one for her as she’s married to some billionaire and still looks like a hot Elle Macpherson….in her fucking 50s..it’s just crazy but I’d like to say I called it…not that I followed the career that closely, but just comparing this Elle shoot and over all existence to my jerking off to her… makes it pretty fucking clear….always a goddess and forever…that her comeback tour may involve bringing my Elle Macpherson targeted cumming back…we’re so in sync, and she’s Justin Timberlake…

Here’s her tits in a bra being flashed or soemthing – and I think I am still in love with her…

A video posted by Elle Macpherson (@ellemacphersonofficial) on Oct 19, 2016 at 11:47pm PDT

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|SFW

2016

25

Oct

Jaime King’s Got the Worst Bathing Suit of the Day

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Jaime King must be hiding her track marks from when she was a heroin addict with her photographer boyfriend who ended up dying from the heroin…back when she was a model…rockin’ that skinny heroin chic of the late 90s…because she is that old…

She’s also hiding her stomach, because she’s likely got a mangled stomach, probably from c-section scars or just from making babies, as babies destroy a motherfucker’s body..including pussy…and sex appeal and it’s just part of the many reasons you shouldn’t breed..along with kids are ungrateful parasites that mooch off you in every way, that don’t care about you or value you, because you’re expected to be nice to them….

Either way, she’s a terrible actress, totally insincere, but she’s made it work for her…even if you can’t name anything she’s been in, you probably remember her tits in fashion shoots back in the days of internet celebrity nudity gallery sites…that got me into this bullshit in the first place..

She looks so old and beat up…because I guess she is…things end…it happens…nothing is forever…but at least it happened…at least that’s probably what she’s thinking as she’s at the Four Seasons…all rich and fancy…and easily forgotten.

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Posted in:Jaime King|SFW

2016

25

Oct

Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is best served naked…

She’s a Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement, working for Victoria’s Secret because Candice is on Maternity leave, starving her baby weight off her so that she can get back into being overpaid for being a hot skinny tall chick..but she’s as old as Candice, which is weird…She also launched her career as a willing to get naked model, who is a great model as far as I’m concerned….what other kind of model would you want….at least for masturbation purposes which is my only use for models…

She’s been recruited by the lovely and talented ladies who produce the For Love and Lemons line, that is usually styled awesome and interestingly, but for some reason they are using the mall brand’s girls to promote their dresses, despite being known for their lingerie, in what I guess is their way of being competitive of being on the mall brand’s level…but that I see as totally backwards since when I see Elsa Hosk…all I think is the bigger, evil mall brand…

Not to mention they had her smoking, which pisses me off, especially for a california brand, smoking kills…and despite hating people…and knowing that people smoke…especially models trying to suppress their appetites…it makes me sick…it smells…it’s ghetto trailer trash shit…all I see is straight up pig stripper girls when I see a cigarette busted out….if you’re gonna smoke anything…be serious about it and go for the meth, crack, free base, heroin, even weed…there are options far more gangster than supporting evil tobacco companies like idiots..

This is disgusting, Elsa Hosk isn’t naked and is overpaid to do this…giving her an ego we hate….and she’s getting too old to be excited about…fuck 27 year olds..bring me 21 year old new blood…thanks in advance For Love and Lemons

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2016

25

Oct

Maria Menounos Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Maria Menounos is still in a bikini, she really wants to be looked at, celebrated, adorned…because we all know her goal wasn’t to be an Access Hollywood host for fucking ever, we all know she want to Hollywood to be a star talked about on Access Hollywood, a star that started to form because dudes forced to watch the show thanks to their middle of the road wives while eating TV dinners in the trailer park sexualized her greek anal loving ass…and she never fully hit mainstream success…but she knows all the tricks and for that…she bikini pics…

I am more into her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….

Posted in:Maria Menounos|SFW

2016

25

Oct

Grace Hartzel for Document Journal of the Day

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Grace “Gracie” Hartzel….she’s an actual model – from small town Indiana to the runways of Paris because she’s tall and skinny….she’s tall and skinny…and barely 20…and she’s showing her vagina…full slit….and bush an I fucking love bush…especially when it’s for art…because this is art…vagina slit art…

I guess Grace “Gracie” Hartzel is a trooper…someone who is hard working and will do whatever it takes for her model life…and that involves…showing slit…so be it…show that slit…because slit isn’t porn…when it’s got nice lighting and belongs to a fashion model..

She started modelling at 13, where we can assume no one got arrested for posing her in creepy ways, as it is impossible to take pics of a 13 year old for fashion without it being creepy…and I’m sure she’s seen some shit…that involves much more than just showing vagina…it’s a fashion thing you know…

You can visit her on instagram where she’s so fashion and luxury like all Indian girls… HERE

Posted in:Grace Hartzel

2016

25

Oct

Cynda Mcelvana by David Lekach of the Day

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Cynda Mcelvana is some LA “model”…. straight from the mean streets of Arkansas…moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from the mean streets of Arkansas….and may be freshly out of high school and already out there getting busy…despite looking really fucking young…people like that…and I like the hustle of today’s youth who understand the “be your own boss”….strategy of life…

This is a shoot that brought some joy to my empty life…by photographer David Lekach who I’ve never heard of either, but who broke into some public pool, stripped her down and got her naked…and naked young girls…is more than art…it is fucking life…or should be…and could be…thanks to social media…life changing.

Follow this babe on @cynda_mcelvana

Posted in:Cynda Mcelvana

2016

25

Oct

Olivier Zahm’s Calendar of Nude Hipster Feminists of the Day

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His name is Olivier Zahm, he owns super trendy magazine called PURPLE, that has done interesting things over the years but they are best known for getting nude hipster fashion chicks posing under the guise of “fashion” and “magazine” and art…

Their Names:

Alana Champion, Algo Brehane, Braina Laviena, Courtney Money, Elena Popzlateva, Gabby, Irie
Calkins, Kendall Walters, Leila Spilman, Natalie, Soaree, Valentina Sykes, and Zeda Navarro

Their Talents:

Getting naked for free on the internet for a dude with a good reputation and “fashion” magazine that distracts from the creepy nature of getting girls naked for free…

He was born in 1963, which is a nice reminder to all of you in your 50s, that you can also take nude pics of girls born in 1997….you just need to print a fake magazine, it doesn’t even need to be read by anyone…it just needs to “exist”…and they’ll come running..

Pretend to be a feminist empowering girls and encouraging their bushes or even their tampons because it’s a great fetish to have…and these idiots believe it…

What no one tells these girls is that “DUDES WILL PAY THEM TO GEAT NAKED”…Playboy used to pay 25,000 dollars, more than they’d make working at the MAC counter or Urban Outfitters cash…

BUT now with internet and the race to fame…they do it for free…dumb for them, great for us…because ultimately…the patriarchy will always win…just don’t tell them that..

Posted in:Fashion

2016

25

Oct

Maja Krag Naked of the Day

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I’ve had these pics in my folder for a while, I don’t think I ever posted them, I don’t even know what they are from, I just know they say “MAJA KRAG NUDE”>..and I’ll run with it…because they are in black and white and must be ART and this is an ART site…I am ART…we are all ART…because art is code for SMUTTY TITTY SITE…..

So Maja Krag.. A model who is from Denmark, A GREAT DANE, I wouldn’t want to get fixed, I’d be more into cross breeding with her in the dog park, you know until people stop me and arrest me for cruelty to animals, which is what they charge you if you fuck an animal….

That’s not to say that MAJA KRAG is a dog, it’s to say that DANISH people aren’t human…at least not this one…thanks to those tits….they are alien level of good…that I just want to milk….like a DANISH milk….which can be complicated….according to this vlogger…oh vloggers they are so funny and ANYONE can be one…fascinating…

It’s like nude modeling…anyone can do it….you should do it….

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