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2016

04

Oct

Karlie Kloss Nipples of the Day

I guess Taylor Swift gave her real life barbie doll permission to do some work, not that she needs to do work, because Taylor Swift finances her life, it’s all part of being owned by Taylor Swift, striking that deal with the devil…that I don’t really understand, maybe it’s for sex, maybe it’s for model training, maybe Taylor likes how it looks when she’s with models…it doesn’t matter, but what does matter is that she lets Karlie out of the cage that is dealing with Taylor Swift…to do fashion shows with her nipples out…so that she feels like she’s got some self worth, but also so that she maintains that high level of model celebrity to ensure SWIFT isn’t dealing with a has been…that’d be a bad barbie doll to own…

I don’t find her hot, but nipples…

She was also at other fashion events – because Taylor Swift left her out…so TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

04

Oct

Morgan Saylor Sucking Fake Cock in White Girl of the Day

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Morgan Saylor is some 21 year old from Chicago, where her mom was a retail employee, while her dad did construction for Starbucks, before they sold her off to the fashion industry in 2006, when she was 11, to be in the Sopranos..something that I guess led to this…

White Girl: “Summer, New York City. A college girl falls hard for a guy she just met. After a night of partying goes wrong, she goes to wild extremes to get him back.”

A movie, that I guess is finally following what I’ve always said movies should follow, and that’s real fucking sex. If there was real sex in mainstream movies, not fake bullshit movie sex, the world would be a better place, and ghetto white trash porn wouldn’t be as big and powerful and evil as it is…it’s like these actors are all whores anyway, and they are getting paid hard for it…but instead of writing real sex in mainstream movies script, that requires work and effort, even though I know my script would be the best…I just waited for the world to get more voyeuristic, porn to get more mainstream, and filmmakers to get more real and raw to try to get eyeballs from instagram..

I doubt this is a real cock in Morgan Saylor’s mouth, but it wouldn’t matter if it actually was…becuase it should be…we want it to be…it better be…and give her an Oscar nomination to tell her it’s ok to do movies like thist…so the world and industry continues on this direction…seriously…it’s a good thing…

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2016

04

Oct

Irina Shayk’s Hot Cameltoe Video of the Day

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This is from Irina Shayk’s Instagram 6 days ago, but never too late to stare at Irina Shayk’s ass…and her KGB trained pussy tricks…is still one of the hottest models around as far as I’m concerned, but in my defense, I am into soulless Russian poor girls on a mission to take over the fucking world, or at least rich guys…to give themselves a good life filled with all the things they couldn’t get when they were Communist, I’m talking a vault in the basement filled with VHS tapes, Levis Jeans and Nikes….along with all kinds of cash she’s been paid by these so called lovers and boyfriends…on her quest to win at life…alll thanks to looking really fucking good….

This video may be for Vogue..but it’s more about her cameltoe and ass cheeks to me…it always is…from fashion scam ad for a designer to softcore pussy definition porn real fast….

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2016

04

Oct

Evan Rachel Wood Nude in Westworld of the Day

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At least one person on my FB feed mentioned Westworld the other day…so I googled it and it turns out it’s a Michael Crichton show put together by HBO with people like Evan Rachel Wood getting naked in it…

That’s about the extent of what I know about it, and HBO isn’t paying me the 10,000 dollars I deserve for this FREE PROMO…

But I do know Evan Rachel Wood or at least of Evan Rachel Wood and she was doing topless shoots, trying to channel being an artist or around artists because that’s what “Indy” actors in huge budget movies do when they are dating Marilyn Manson…before marrying some British dude and getting knocked up…making this Evan Rachel Wood nude scene very dull…I want mom pussy…LABIA FOR DAYS motherfucker, instead we got skinny 29 year old ass… fuck you Micheal Crichton…this is all your fault…and so was Jurassic Park Lost World….ER….CONGO…and all his other money making work

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2016

04

Oct

Ariel Winter Has a Big Box of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s got a big box, but you’d probably already know that if you just looked at her troll body’s body fat percentage…all round, doughy and you know that that vagina is probably as meaty as her belly and ass, maybe meatier…unless she got some pussy LIPPOSUCTION when she was getting her tit fat sucked out, before getting her nipples shrunk down, and to get her overall tits lifted…to be less offensively sloppy, even though true big tit lovers love tits sloppy…and that’s not to say her big box isn’t tight, a lot of fat girls have tight yet big pussy, because all the fat presses down on their organs giving it more resistence…even when they’ve been fucked a lot to deal with the sadness of being exploited since being a child…by her own damn parents…

Yes, I know this big box, isn’t that big box, it may not even be a big box, she’s just mini, but seeing her carrying a big box that may be a normal sized box, but by scale to her looks big, like she’s her own little Mexican slave, is more interesting when doing fat girl pussy analysis…because everything is better with fat girl pussy analysis…

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2016

04

Oct

Haley Bennett for GQ of the Day

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Haley Bennett is some up and coming 28 year old actor I don’t think I’ve ever heard of, but I am too lazy to figure it out, not because she’s too old, even though she’s getting there, but because she’s got great tits and thanks to those great tits is about to have her breakout….

She’s in Magnificent Seven, that Girl on a Train shit, and other movies…like the industry has selected her up on some Scarlett Johansson, Margot Robbie, other girls who have become superstars because of great agents and the scam that is Hollywood trying to keep budget high so everyone can get rich in the dumbest of way…playing make-belief…but maybe we’re the dumb ones who allow it…I blame being blinded by her tits as so does media…on her slow and steady attempt to become a household name…that I predict will happen….because of tits…

Here’s the BTS Video…of the TIts…

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2016

04

Oct

Nicola Peltz Young Billionaire in a See Through Outfit of the Day

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Nicola Peltz really struggles…not financially because her dad is a multi-billionaire, and she’s a spoiled little socialite, but she struggles because even after her dad bought her a role in his friend Michael Bay’s transformers, to out perform Megan Fox, because she’s a little babe…the world gave her a bit of attention, some press, but ultimately…she didn’t become Margot Robbie like she wanted…she was forgotten, not cared about, her career that she didn’t need to have besides for her ego…just never took off…

She’s dated Beiber, she’s posted slutty pics, she’s showing up to events in lingerie…and still nothing…

All while less hot girls like Gigi Hadid, also rich, but not nearly as rich as this one, are out there winning at life with the attention of everyone…I don’t get it…maybe it’s her silly lips…bad attitude…unwillingness to do a sex tape…but I would like to start a petition to give her more work…before she goes crazy and jacks up her face with fillers all tranny styles…rich kids…so silly..

A video posted by Nicola Peltz (@nicolaannepeltz) on Oct 2, 2016 at 8:31pm PDT

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2016

04

Oct

Lina Berg For King Kong of the Day

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Lina Berg is some German model, apparently she’s a big named, but I’ve never heard of her, mainly because like you, I only know the Victoria’s Secret promo model models, they are the ones with the tits, who get the press, who have little to offer the world because they’ve sold out to the evil brand, but that the world accept as the hottest pussy around….

Where as models like Lina Berg are seen as having substance, being artists, being real and authentic, you know talented…because they show their non existent tits for random magazines called King Kong that I’ve never heard of…but more importantly, they do it with such conviction because they aren’t laughing when the bullshit “art director”…puts string on her face thinking he’s just struck VAN GOGH level artistry…what a fucking joke….so lame…

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2016

04

Oct

Elle Fanning’s Youthful Booty of the Day

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Elle Fanning is the Ali Lohan to Lindsay Lohan, the Jamie Lynn Spears to Britney, the Ashlee Simpson to Jessica…or most excitingly…Haley Duff…but more the Julia Roberts to Eric Roberts…you know the celebrity riding the more famous siblings riding her sister’s coattails, because the older sibling paved the way for her to enter the scene…and the stage parents learned from their mistakes and bad deals from their first attempt at the industry…

You know the younger, cuter one replacing her the washed up egotistical one….and this Elle Fanning is talways in her fitness gear – rocking the sports bra – and tight pants because it’s subtle whoring…fitness whoring at luckily at 18 she knows she’s gotta maintain that body in order to maintain a career in Hollywood….unlike all these fat girls getting attention for being fat….and thank god for that…

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2016

04

Oct

Inspirational Video and Current Mood of the Day

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Turn the audio on….I find this an inspiring video – that dials right into what this site, and in turn what I contribute to the world…only far less hot…

I am not a believer that women shit, until I am forced to believe it with shit on my dick after fucking their asses…

But I guess they can fart…and when it looks like this, it still smells like shit, but it’s not so bad…

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