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2016

05

Oct

Sloppy Kate Upton in a Sweater of the Day

Plus sized great grand daughter of a billionaire who like to sext her athelete boyfriend along with other girls…showing off her big tits and big everything…who has taken a move away from plus sized modeling…to focus on plus sized acting in movies…roles that she’s actually getting – which amazes me…if you don’t keep in mind that good things happen to rich people and good things happen to busty girls…even when they are fat…because their monster tits at 18 generated a monster sized fan base – becuase dudes are basic and loyal to tits – even when the gut catches up to the tits as the tits move further and further away from being 18…

This is her walking…because she’s not so big she needs to be in the motorized fat person walmart scooter yet…her tits in sweater…not too big to look like they’ve been eating all the junk food from walmart and she continues to be a fetish to very desperate and sad 40 year olds…

I like how conservative and white she looks…..looking like she’s straight for the tennis club she barely broke a sweat, too busy talking about how the jews and the blacks are ruining the world…and the country club….all WASPY as fuck…like she’s not a naked, half naked model…

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2016

05

Oct

Emily DiDonato for POP Magazine of the Day

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Emily Didonato may have a dirty ethnic sounding name, all immigrant like in an era of immigrant hating, but like the guy who shot up the club in Flordia, Emily DiDonato is an American born person who just happens to have some immigrant sounding name….she’s also a model…an All American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since most American girls have gone body positive in protest of looking good and have in turn developed the bad kind of eating disorder…the one fuelled by fast food, bing eating, cake and sitting around and not the starving themselves one…making them to weak to run from you, but skinny enough to not offend me when they model….

This is a shoot for POP magazine, it’s semi, barely, but semi, interesting…

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2016

05

Oct

Hailee Steinfeld’s Bra Through Her Dress of the Day

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A video posted by hailee steinfeld (@haileesteinfeld) on Oct 5, 2016 at 10:32am PDT

Hailee Steinfeld was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…etc

Now she is of age – in big movies and trying to be a pop star – even though she’s relatively uninteresting, but I guess in trying to be interesting she leaned up, is less big and bulky as she was, and is touring fashion week – trying to be fashionable – you know to dial into her bullshit – anyone can be a pop star especially when they have an agent and are in movies – artistry…

Next stop…nipples….but for now all we got is bra.

: Hailee Steinfeld is seen arriving at Valentino Fashion show during Paris Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2017 on October 2, 2016 in Paris, France.

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Here she is in a skirt that is plastic enough for cum to drip off

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Here she is choking herself…because she’s trying to sexualize herself..

A video posted by hailee steinfeld (@haileesteinfeld) on Sep 26, 2016 at 6:15pm PDT

And the rest of the video

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2016

05

Oct

Rachel Vallori by Randall Slavin of the Day

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Rachel Vallori is a Cuban, Miami based instagram model, who we can assume Donald Trump is not trying to deport, because despite being a hispanic who he thinks is a deplorable criminal who he wants to ship back home to those damn communists, she’s hot, and nude modeling, which is exactly what he’s into and will marry if he needs to…because that’s what all dudes think when it comes to chicks, if they look good, who cares about everything that is wrong with them – because they look good, and you can ignore all that…by looking at them…it’s the basis of most of these models who are hot enough to get rich guys – despite being half retards, using those dudes for money, they look good so who cares..

Well, she’s naked for Randall Slavin, who is or was a LA based creeper who worked for Victoria’s Secret and who I assume uses that working for VS as a way into the eager, CUBAN, pussy that doesn’t want to be shipped back to CUBA so she better get naked for the right people fast to lock it the fuck in…right…

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2016

05

Oct

Carmen Kass Nipple Through Her Shirt for Some Magazine of the Day

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Carmen Kass is some lipless model – who is pushing 40. I’ve never heard of her, because I guess I don’t really care about her, but I did do a little WIKIPEDIA search for you, so when you have your twitter fights with other virgin losers on whatever FORUM you hang out on – because you don’t have any friends…and I found out some fascinating things….like that she was the president of the Estonian Chess Federation from 2004 to 2011…because she’s Estonian..and these communists, along with being tall sex workers in fashion, are also very into chess…it’s how they had a good time back when they didn’t have TVs….so they do military training through boardgames…all strategic and smart, nerdy and hot….all while getting naked for fashion..

Other interesting facts are that she was discovered at 14. Like so many other models…which is creepy…and now at 38….she’s still showing nipple…all strategic and smart….not bad for 38….which is normally really fucking bad…except when it comes with blow jobs…

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2016

05

Oct

Paige Marie Evans Nude for Some Basic Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Paige Marie Evans reminds us that there will always be girls, hot girls, not even that hot, but hot enough girls, willing to get naked for instagram photographers and fake instagram magazines, during their struggle to the top, to get to the top..

From my extensive research, she’s from Australia, on a quest to nude instagram model, hooker, prostitute herself to rich guys, so that American dreams can come true, so that she can be in LA with all her LA connects, getting ACAI bowls, or JUICE FREEZES, or Salads, California fucking loves salads…where they can spend their days taking selfies, with other professional selfie takers, for pervert brands that have management that want to fuck them, or at least see them naked on promo shoots, and the whole thing is so fucking dumb…but here are her tits, which are part of my seeing every tit ever made in Australia…a dream I’ve been working on for years…all from the comfort of my piss stained, aids ridden couch…magic.

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2016

05

Oct

Anna Kendrick Mouth of the Day

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Anna Kendrick may be a celebrated actress, who does all kinds of roles, from shitty comedy, to more serious things, because that’s what celebrated actors do. There’s usually no reason for them being celebrated actresses, other than that their mom is Goldie Hawn , or someone else in the industry….but for some reason, the industry has decided she’s one of the top 10 most hireable, one of the top 10 highest paid, all while having a stupid fucking mouth.

It makes no sense to me…both her mouth and her career…but it exists and who am I to question the authority of media that distracts us as the government does all kinds of fucking up things…

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2016

05

Oct

Catherine McNeil Tits of the DAy

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I have some Australia FETISH I am destined to track down and stare at every single TIT created in Australia….I like how trashy they sound and are while drunk and taking as much dick as they can in a bikini looking fit….Australia…it is my life work….and when pictures like this happen, knowing that my life work is documenting all TITS from Australia, you have no choice but to assume they are a sign for the Australian TIT Gods….you have no choice but to assume that me, some loser, obese, mexican in Canada, is connected to all Australia tits at a higher level, with higher purpose…

This Australian is named Catherine McNeil…she has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..but he prefers bathrooms…and modeling at 14 would probably explain why she’s a lesbian, all strippers exploited by men fucking hate men even if they still fuck men…I mean that or because lesbian is good for business….either way – AUSTRALIA TITS…

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2016

05

Oct

Anna Ewers-Rhymes with Sewers in Terry Richardson’s Most Boring Shoot Ever of the Day

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I was having sex all morning, with someone who isn’t my wife, because she’s out of town and I take advantage of my freedom as a men who believes in true love and romance, as long as it is not with my wife should…

So I haven’t really been paying all that attention to see what the Kardashians are up to in their latest publicity stunt bullshit robbery, or that the VP in the Trump Camp looked like an Elf on the Shelf…because I did watch the debate you shouldn’t care about, but I am still rooting for Trump because it’ll really upset so many people I hate…like all of Hollywood..

But I did come across these pics of Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers, a nude model who now does VS, so she’s gone from nude, to fashion, to promo model with mainstream success….and they annoyed me, I like being annoyed, if I wasn’t annoyed I’d have nothing to write about…and I’m annoyed because she’s not naked, cocky while not exciting cock, and the pics are by creeper Terry Richardson…without any level of creepy, and thus no substance, because I guess when you’re a sell out bitch, you go soft to get work…because this shit is soft…and so should you be…