I am not breathing through any walls, especially not any vagina walls…my penis is just too small and the girls willing to have sex with me are just so big…so big that when they offer me sex I don’t even accept but instead try to convince them to let me film them dancing naked because naked fat dances must be documented.

Facebook is telling me it is national nude day – Facebook is such a pervert. Reading my FB messages, listening to my conversations through my phone mic and tracking my every isn’t enough. Now they are trying to convince me leave my house nude… because of another one of those national days – because everyday is national something – despite not being regulated by any board or authority or calendar – leaving it messy, confusing, and where the fuck are my nudes….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the glorious morning…courtesy of University of North Texas…

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People are so fucking stupid, everyone a social justice warrior with a cause. Sure, some things require social justice warriors to fight the powers that be, like racism in America, that shit is fucked, but watching girls fighting the patriarchy with getting naked for feminism, or veganism meanwhile they want leather interior in their cars or other nonsense campaigns attract a lot of fucking fake losers who would just as soon jump on any trend if the timing was right…they just happen to have become obsessed with this one, but if it had been a few other days earlier, they are the kind of person they’d be the same thing they are protesting…

So I like the pander to these people…especially feminists, like to get them talking and spewing their clickbait level of value facts my way, I like to make them feel I understand their plight and that I am on their side…because the reality is I am a feminist, I just don’t talk about it like a hero even though I am one – even though people think this is a misogynistic site – even though it’s just satire – but not many people – because I go unnoticed…

Either way, when I get these girls really going, really believing I’m with them on their rant, really trusting I am part of their army…I like to say “so…what’s your bra size, those tits look big”…

It’s always a win, even though she ends up telling you to fuck off and leaves instead of demonstrating feminism through sexual empowerment on your dick….fuck…I think I played that wrong…

Maybe the troll should be taking the manipulation through conversation to sex – then drop the joke that makes them go away….probably a funnier and more rewarding approach…

Life lesson is to laugh at feminists to yourself while making them think you aren’t mocking them before fucking them, then laugh at them to their faces with a friendly “GOTCHA”….perfect.

Here are some stepLINKS…

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