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2016

14

Jul

Hilary Duff and her Bra of the Day

Hilary Duff posted a picture of her and a bra – and this is the kind of thing that can cause accidents -or at least her weirdo fans to call in sick for work, assuming they have jobs, they probably don’t, they probably are in their 40s and live in some halfway house for autistics who really love Lizzy McGuire or whatever the show she was on is called….which means their will be a lot of scary yelps as that group of nerdy socially awkward weirdos beat the fuck out of their dicks to this – but assuming they are the people I think they are – they’ve already seen this pic – they follow her every Hilary Duff move…creepy..

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2016

14

Jul

Kate Hudson in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Hudson is still on her divorcee mom on vacation from the kids she probably doesn’t even raise – because she can pay people for that – not to mention her main kid is probably in his 30s by now – I feel like she shat him out a long time ago – when she was young enough to bounce back where it counts – HER ASS….

I assume her family genetics just have alot of elasticity to their skin, because based on the amount of cock she’s had – which is pretty much everyone in Hollywood, you’d think she’d need to be wearing boardshorts to cover up the saggy pussy wounds..

She’s dancing around in a bikini and looking good, not good enough to kill yourself over but good for a 40 year old…if that’s a thing that actually exists…because 40 year olds are kind of all just 40 year olds…

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2016

14

Jul

Emma ROberts is In a BIkini of the Day

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Emma Roberts is in Miami for swim week where she’s wearing bathing suits promoting bikinis for swim week – because swim week is a VERY important week in Miami, at least for rich guys who get to fuck the sugar baby instagram models who get to pretend they are actual bikini models for whatever obscure bikini company is putting on a bikini fashion show….

No Emmma Roberts is less of the broken hooker looking for rich guys because her body is good and she’s got following….but still broken hollywood child and that comes with its own barrel of issues that are fun to look at from a distance – hard nippled – but must be horrible to deal with in actual person..

She’s got the body of a 12 year old – so you and other Jerry Epstein’s out there should like this..

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2016

14

Jul

Bikini a Day Girls have a Bikini Facetune Party of the Day

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This is one of the big tits from the bikini a day account on instagram – where a couple whores with nothing going on decided that if they wear a different bikini a day – they’d be able to get a huge following and essentially become a bikini blog where bikini companies and other beach related brands can pay them stupid money to promote nonsense to their fans of bikini loving perverts….

I don’t remember her name but I do appreciate her hustle, seeing as she has monster tits, I doubt it was much of a hustle, things sort of just fell into place, but I still appreciate simple minded things they work out for simple minded people..

The issue with these non models is that they are chubby, and what was once instant gram – posting pics of your life – turned into photoshopped photoshoots – all staged and fucking lame –

It’s got to the point where every bitch just photoshops the fuck out of themselves using an app called Facetune, but the key is to not be too dramatic with it – otherwise it’s too obvious…and you don’t recognize in person…if you ever meet them in person you’re like “WTF Is that monster”….it’s really that bad….I’ve seen it…

So some of these pics are their pictures – vs the paparazzi pics their papaprazzi friend she called because there is no way the paparazzi would know who the fuck these cunts are – pics at Miami SWIM WEEK – for science… What does she tune on her body?

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2016

14

Jul

Big Girl Kelly Brook in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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I am pretty mean to Kelly Brook, a lot of people would say that I am mean to all these bitches, and that instead of just letting them do their thing, I feel compelled to shit on them, and not because I have a feces / german scat fetish, but because I’m some angry impotent, small penis, loser who doesn’t leave my house and I am jealous girls like this won’t fuck me, or that girls in general won’t fuck me, even though I’m a miserably married man to an obese woman – and I think all I’m doing is calling out someone who makes a living, or barely a living but a living nonetheless, by putting herself out there, despite being 40, as a titty model like EMRata, who wants a legit career – you know take the tits to the mainstream or whatever…

I lacked empathy when she had announced she was pregnant – and engaged and so happy a bunch of years ago, then was no longer pregnant and moving to LA to take her titty modeling to hollywood….I laughed and laughed at the “miscarriage” and really rode that storyline I call the ABORTION years… for absolutely no reason….but then I met UK Rugby players who told me a bunch of them fucked her and laughed and laughed about how fat she was – and I felt like I wasn’t so bad…I mean people who actually no her think she’s the worst and make fun of her…I’m just pointing out the obvious – and I only point out the obvious because people don’t seem to care when these big tits are also fat – it’s like big tits erase all flaws and hypnotize you into seeing just tits – and tits – is all she has – so it works out for her – it must she’s always got new boyfriends….like the slut she likely is…

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2016

14

Jul

Reese Witherspoon’s Bikini of the Day

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What is Reese Witherspoon thinking in posting up a bikini picture on her social media like she’s a 20 year old girl trying to find herself or her audience or a bunch of dudes who want to fuck her and are willing to pay her for sex or offer her things to help her life…

There is no need for this movie magic, besides feeding her ego….

She’s in her 40s, has a bunch of fucking kids with Ryan Philippe after trapping him on her first movie when he was a huge deal, only to eat his career and shit it out as her career just got bigger and bigger and better and better before leaving him for her agent – who now had vested interest in closing solid deals for her – making more and more money for them – and now sitting around, richer than god, while pretending to be a god loving wholesome woman – delusion works for these hypocrites – she’s decided “I’m not bloated today, if I am laying down I look my best, it’s the only way husband fucks her, I mean that and on piles of money because they are money loving money grubbers”…and the sick thing in all this…is that I’m not hating this…or her pudgy mom tits on her mom body…and that fucks with my head.

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2016

14

Jul

Chloe Grace Moretz Bikini in the Domincan of the Day

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Plastic Surgeon daughter Chloe Grace Moretz who has a freaky pervert creeper fan base of her own – despite not being hot – or taking advantage of some of the dad’s services – unless of course this is after her built her in his operating room – before sending her off with her brother to make the family proud in movies….

But she’s at the beach jumping, like some clunky ballerina, all these girls are trained ballerina’s it’s part of the parents trying to prostitute them….

THIS probably ISN’T a fetish in and of itself, which doesn’t really apply to Chloe Grace because she’s a fetish in and of herself, guys are just into her for her action / comic book character role, and nerds are consistent in their obsessions…so anything she does, even if she’s average level hot, is enough for them….

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2016

14

Jul

Ariel Winter and her Dad of the Day

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I think with the recent Ariel Winter erotica that’s been released to the internet since she turned 18 and I guess her Modern Family contract morality clauses were lifted – allowing her to have a voice of her own – and naturally whoring out on social media is what young people would do with their voice the second they are allowed to….especially when their celebrity is 68 percent based on creeps who liked watching her puberty tits grow to an unmanageable size…she cut off only to grow out again…

I know, you’d assume she was a product of a single mom putting her out there, but apparently there’s a dad in the picture – not stopping her from making her jerk off material – he’s too busy being a millionaire with his cut of her earnings – that he probably no longer gets a cut of now that she is 18 and he can go off and retire in peace while she self destructs – because there is no use of her and her tits now – other than to her fans…

But there’s a dad – and you should think of his face every time you jerk off to her silly clown tits…I think it’s important….

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2016

14

Jul

Em Rat Cow’s Working it in the Selfie of the Day

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I don’t mind when I am exposed to Em Rat Cow self produced content, it reminds me that if a girl has great tits, she doesn’t need talent to make it, she just needs to showcase those tits….and all of a sudden people care….you see because Em Rat Cow is the LITERAL representation of that, that is EXACTLY what happened to her…she tried doing auditions and legit jobs – but didn’t exist until the nudity happened…and movies need hot chicks so if she’s hot or perceived hot – she’s bound to get into more movies…

I don’t know how long it will last, but there are a lot of shitty movies with no taste, and she does have a lot of fans, I’d cast her in my movie, you know playing me – Em Rat Cow – THE JESUS MARTINEZ STORY….

Despite not minding Em Rat Cow content (read: tits) Em Rat Cow doesn’t like me. She doesn’t like that I call her tits fake and I guess she doesn’t like that I was told all about how she fucked Ben Affleck and David Fincher to get the Gone Girl gig – despite having a long term boyfriend / purse carrier who probably doesn’t really care – he’s just along for the ride….

She keeps trying, barely trying, she’s lazy, so I guess this is more she keeps existing – and it’s doing ok for her….Em Rat Cow – an inspiration to us all…

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2016

14

Jul

Even Lindsey Vonn is Whoring of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn may be an American ski hero….she’s won at least on Olympic Gold…which may not be Picaboo Street level American Ski Hero….but still an American Hero none the less, but like all of these semi famous women, who have some level of sex appeal, she’s decided to fixate on that – instead of her athletic ability – because that’s the world we live in.

I am not sure if it has to do with dating Tiger Woods who whored her up because he likes whores, or maybe she realizes that skiing isn’t really known for the pussy, and as someone who has been on ski hills in Canada, the girls are big legged and horny and they do fuck while touring ski town to ski town like little freaks, but they are generally not what you’d want to fuck if you had the choice to fuck….you wouldn’t even jerk off to them like they were gymnasts, or beach vollywball players…

But the last few weeks she’s been in LA, showing off her body, and now she’s at an event in bikini bottoms…at 31…acting like she’s not 31…in some kind of breakdown…making me think that maybe at our core, or at the core of all women…they just want to be something dudes jerk off to….

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