Charlie XCX is looking less sloppy in concert – for those of you who don’t know Chalie XCX – she’s a virtual nobody who was a bit fatter than this and who used her tits and ass as a marketing angle – in what came across as a bootleg Miley Cyrus, try hard, concept – but I guess it works for her, she tours…even if you don’t know any of her of bullshit music….
Well, she’s been keeping up appearances by wearing what is a pretty skimpy panty and weight loss or not – her pussy still looks fat…works for me but only because it’s pictures and I don’t need to watch her desperation in video doing akward dances while not even being cute….there have been so many of these slutty pop tarts who never quite make it – but who get naked..it’s a genre of it’s own…this is just the one that’s dominating the space for now..
Sofia Vergara is some hooker – who tricked the right client to give her a shot in the entertainment industry – under what I assume was extortion…thanks to the help of her Colombian team of drug cartel gangsters who helped her orchestrate it…
Because…Sofia Vergara and her hypnotic tits were once ILLEGAL immigrants that Donald Trump would have married if he was into Hispanics more than Eastern Euros….she smuggled herself into Florida with her kid in tow…and now..in her 40s she’s a superstar actress who can barely speak english…and it’s not because she gets nudes – it’s because she’s tactical…and what Trump is warning you about illegals..they get into your economy and just take it over…
She’s in lingerie on set, her fans love it, I’d prefer seeing her earlier porn or exposing her story – for what it actually is – but that we’ll never figure out because as we know – people take what they are told at face value – instead of researching……but maybe no one would care – since her tits is all that matters…
All I can think about when seeing her in her expensive shaping lingerie, is that 87 percent of Muslim these fundamentalist Muslim women who are in Hijabs, you know full bed sheets, actually wear really slutty lingerie, sometimes with anal beads inside them, because they are only human…even if you don’t think they are because you’re racist.
Christina Ricci is back at work, I guess she’s ready to hit the scene again – now that she’s got a kid to send to college or some shit – maybe she’s always been working and I just stopped paying attention – because there was a weird period between being the child star, turned busty indy movie queen, to having a breakdown, cutting off her tits, and doing some tv show like Ally McBeal….which is where we left her…
Well, she posted a picture of her MERKIN on set, which you know is her bush in the shape of panties so that she an give the illusion of a hot bush, without being bottomless, but with Merkin – usually comes TITTIES…
Just ask Lisa Bonet, who I guess is on some show doing what Bill Cosby taught her back when American was great and Rapists were allowed to sell JELL-O products…
Doutzen Kroes flashed her vagina in the worst way – but not actually flashing her vagina while attending world leader and bullshit model fucker Leonardo DiCaprio…who along with fucking models and men according to my sources – he also is an activist, with his own charity that is coincidentally a tax write off but also proof of his caring….
So dude who flies private jets and cries about the environment – who owns houses around the world that all use power – who owns cars that all burn gas – and who makes stupid fucking money – shows that he’s not bullshit – by putting on celebrity events – that cost millions of dollars to raise a fraction of that for charity…
But it makes him feel good….like Doutzen Kroes feels when getting invited, like she still matters….
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Mariah Carey and her big old lady tits were also there, and she also flashed what could be a vagina if it was a vagina – but it’s not her vagina…
Alexis Ren is naked for the internet – or for fashion – or for a great photographer who is at the top of his game – David Bellemere – for what is probably LUI magazine – because if you want to make it – you gotta get naked…
Alexis Ren is some whore who you probably know as the girl with a hot body and shitty face who masterfully navigated the social media landscape by finding a male model content producing boyfriend who she could collaborate on and not just through her vagina – but through aspriational, young love, paradise dream content…that I know at least 3-6 girls who have actually followed their lead and found themselves a boyfriend they travel the world with, holding hands in the sands of Thailand or some shit…
She has created a brand of porn without penetration that targets women who have miserable lives dreaming of a life partner they can go on permanent vacation with…
It’s not that amazing, it’s just amazing that she’s not that hot, but I think that helps her cause because it makes her lie more believable and accessible…
If history were to be folded …
Where would we put the crease?
Pray for the ones we lose everyday and appreciate every breathe you ???????? we???????? all ???????? take #nice #turkey #turnup and do something (goodnight and sleep with an idea for the future)
Academy Award Winner in training and Sugar Baby Billionaire Wife because she’s spent all of her money – because was dirty money that represented her parent’s exploitation of her…the robbing of her childhood….her early life celebrity…that led to her demise in her 20s….her entire 20s…but she’s a survivor, she didn’t self destruct, she is just perfectly shameless and shallow and pretending to have depth….but then again she’s so fragile that it probably makes her sad and hurt on the inside…trigger warning….setting her off down that slippery slope of destruction….
But seeing a sexy posing Lohan telling you to sleep with an idea for the future…whatever the fuck that means, I mean her future involves being trophy ex celebrity wife to a Russian who still gets excited by american pop culture….is inspiring…
I am not a misogynist, I am just misquoted as one by idiots who don’t really understand feminist political theory…I like misogynistic things…but believe in empowering women by catering to men’s erections….
So I don’t find a Baywash Bikini Carwash to be something actually misogynistic, I’ve wanted to open a bikini carwash for years, I’ve also wanted to open a bar that has wet t-shirt and mud wrestling events every night, like old times, when these kinds of things were socially accepted, loved and just part of the american fabric – that is the greatness that was what America once was and probably the greatness TRUMP is trying to sort out because he’s a fucking pig – who would be all about this shit every time he’s in Florida…possibly an investor when he was down in Florida practicing his presidential inaugural speech…
Good old fashion American dreams…the closest thing to a stripper with a purpose – and it gives instagram whores with good bodies a purpose, something to do, since not all can be Em Rat Cow…
Here’s the biggest thing that’s ever happened to the Colbert Report as Letterman…
Obviously, I watched the RNC, not because I am American or can vote, but because I am a citizen of the fucking world and seeing a reality show muppet talk total nonsense as idiots cheer on – is serious comedy, satire, a joke…in what should be the most serious of venues.
I watched the speech – he said nothing – he didn’t even make sense, he wasn’t even charming, he was just making sounds in weird voices – with an occasional dismissive “USA USA USA” and an occasional “Believe It”…it is a fucking joke.
I love when the ignorant idiots on my social media say “get back to tits” as if all I do is tits, but they have the mental capacity that can only see tits, so I get how trump got into this.
The TV and He has told me he’s a billionaire over and over again, he’d be a President…but we all know at our core that he only ran as a joke, a publicity stunt, and it went way further than expected, which played to his ego – all while he is laughing at all of you….and now he’s in over his head and committed to the troll, which as a troll, is the ultimate and only impressive thing about the campaign….that’s not to say Trump is a comedian or trying to be funny or even realizes he is trolling, he was obviously driven by ego and narcissism to get started on this, it was all marketing himself in the beginning, not a joke but rather self promotion and thanks to weak contenders got this far….he doesn’t actually care about making America Great…but he’ll keep saying it over and over so people on an emotional level believe….
I am not American but I have a brain, eyes and ears and I know when people are lying, when they are pandering to basic people by saying what they want to hear…
I also looked up the MURDER rate of the last 30 years which is down, so making America Safe in an era where it is statistically its safest, by putting a lot of attention to crime like sensationalized media does for ratings…is just manipulation tactics…and if you don’t see that, you just want to believe so bad that the root of your problems is illegals who help your economy and Big Business manufacturing overseas – which has everything to do with BIG BUSINESS making those decisions to rape you of your money. It’s not trade deals….they made those trade deals to make higher margins and cheaper manufacturing…..
So Make America Great…it’s already fine..so this propaganda is jokes, but works, which is bigger jokes…
Here he is rubbing his daughter inappropriately after her bullshit leftist speech about her dad like a good Christian who converted to Orthodox Judaism like all good Republicans…
