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2016

15

Sep

Emma Roberts Skinny Legs of the Day

Emma Roberts is skinny…and I like to see that there are girls out there who insist on being skinny, who still starve themselves and workout as much and as hard as they can….or just starve themselves because they know that being fat is disgusting….

Maybe we are just blinded by all the noise fat girls make- because they are well fed and the sleep apnea makes them moody, angry and willing to fight for their right to be fat as fuck…

So looking at some Emma Roberts legs, separate to her likely daddy issues, because let’s face it, Eric Roberts is a fucking wreck…may not be erotic to you, but it is to me, becuase I can see her leg bones and that’s something I look for in a woman…

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Maybe you prefer to see her with the Rumer Willis’…

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2016

15

Sep

Rosie Huntington Whitely Cleavage of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whitely is lovely, she just looks like she’s a fucking cunt…with a bad attitude from being a model for a long time…

I am a fan of her. Not because she gives bald men hope that if they are rich and famous they can fuck a model too…because bald men deserve hope…let’s face it they have nothing else going for them…unless they are rich and famous…but because she’s hot…

I also liked that before she was a low level actress, that she made Megan Fox obsolete she was a model, and in being a model, she She’s done a whole lot of awesome titty shoots …making her cleavage a reminder…of those good times…

I also like that she gets nude and topless for money and the fashion industry, yet she’s so classy about it…unlike all the other poor ghetto topless models from the UK..

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Here she is for some bullshit denim company…

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2016

15

Sep

Chubby Ashley Benson’s Side Profile of the Day

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Ashley Benson has such a flat ass….for such a big girl…

She was one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who probably had no real business being in a bikini, other than that she was filling up their marketing requirements of being some Disney/child star with a huge following willing to have a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, without actually showing her pussy…which isn’t really a threesome without pussy…but movie magic or someshit..

She’s gone onto continue her pretty little liars life…as a chubby girl who no one thinks is chubby because all girls are chubby these days…but I guess she decided she’s chubby because she’s been working out…but not working out the right parts of her….but more importantly even when she’s fat she’s not fat in the right parts of her…

Sloppy Sloppy…

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2016

15

Sep

The Woman Taking Ass Pics of the Day

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The Woman Taking Ass Pics is probably a troll, probably a stunt, probably a joke…like “hey we should stage a fake video of a girl taking an ass pic next to a tree being caught by someone on a balcony and not noticing because she’s so into the selfie that she’s oblivious to”..

It is the selfie generation, walk down the street, everyone is so sucked into their phones, themselves, they don’t know shit that is going on around them, in their bubble but out in public and it’s fucked…but what isn’t fucked is the slutty selfie…it’s the only porn for me…and girls just fucking love participating in it…because they temptresses, who like to seduce as many men as they can to feel good about themselves…whores..

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2016

15

Sep

Nina Agdal The Ass Trying to Get Pregnant By Leo of the Day

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Nina Agdal the drunken monster with the downs syndrome looks like she’s getting fat, that ass is dumpy, but then again, these may be old pictures of her, maybe a bad angle, maybe an accurate depiction in an era of Facetune…where you don’t need to have a hot body…but when your body is your only selling point….right RETARD face…with a shitty drunken personality…

I am not a Nina Agdal groupie who documents or keeps track of her every fucking move, I am not even interested in Nina Agdal at all, but I am more about looking at her as the whore that she is…but they’re all whores…

From Miami based immigrant party slut who booked enough campaigns to be marketable to rich dudes…who she would live the life of luxury with as their hired escort…who may not have been officially hired…but there was an understanding…

I guess she’s made it now that Leo, the leader of the model hustle, invites her out to be on her best behavior…and she could be pregnant…provided Leo isn’t gay…which we can’t be too sure of..since he fucks dudes…

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2016

15

Sep

Edie Campbell Naked for Some Bullshit of the Day

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We all know Edie Campbell for being Naomi Campbell’s daughter…this British fashion model world is so fucking nepotistic…it’s like if you’ve got an important mom like Naomi Campbell…photographers everywhere will be willing to take pics of you…especially nude pics..that they will claim are artistic because they just want to see nude bitches…

In fact…based on all my research…most photographers will take nude or topless pics of any girl, they don’t need to be the Naomi Campbell daughter…they could be anyone…so long as they have a vagina…or tits…even small tits..just as long as they are showing said tits…

FASCINATING….that the world is filled with perverts…

Black and White – Makes it ART….right?

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2016

15

Sep

Recently Engaged and Probably Amanda Seyfried’s Bag Strap Titty Push of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is terribly fucking boring – in both her personal life that she shares with dudes who jerk off to her – usually in the form of paparazzi pics…not in the form of selfies, absurd in this era of the selfie, I know..but something that makes her a little more interesting to me, even when she is terribly fucking boring…

The big news about her is that she’s got big tits…on a skinny enough frame, but that’s not really news that’s just all I care about knowing that I’ve seen her naked before…it’s all I see in anything she does…

My favorite thing about her is that she replaced Lohan and stole jobs from Lohan, who’s Lohan? How dare you….and Lohan, who used to send me text messages openly told me she couldn’t stand this bitch..a highlight in both Amanda Seyfried and my internet life..that ended shortly after that – when Lohan self destructed…

But I guess the big news about her isn’t that she’s got big tits on her skinny enough frame..it’s that she is engaged to some co-star she clearly has been fucking for years – despite him being married, only to lead to his divorce…thanks to probably knocking her up…

So these could be the first pregnancy pics, would be hard to tell since she always dresses like she’s in her pajamas on her period…but if you’re like me – and you are – because I am talking to myself here…the messenger bag tit…like the seat belt tit…is a hot new way to enjoy college tit….even on old ladies like Amanda Seyfried…

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2016

15

Sep

Michelle Hunziker’s in Lingerie of the Day

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Michelle Hunziker is a 50, which is pretty much a 500 year old mom, at least based on all scientific research put into the study of female sex appeal…that directly corresponds with their level of fertility…

Sometimes, one tricks the system, and I guess this bikini / lingerie model you’ve likely never heard of, who is from Switzerland because it is neutral territory….and highly exclusive…pulled it off…

She’s got 3 kids, probably with poor guys….you know since models love poor guys…especially Swiss models…it forces them to keep fit, so that they keep getting work, and in her case, she’s back in the workforce to pay their way, like a survivor… exposing herself in lingerie…they never go for rich and famous dudes….like the hookers they are….

Not sure what this is for, but I do think most older women should look like this, so if you or your wife are older women…show them these pics to show them they have no excuse..

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Posted in:Michelle Hunziker|SFW

2016

15

Sep

Emily Senko Tits of the Day

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This is not the first time I am posting tit pics of EMILY SENKO …

But it might as well be the first time I post on Emily Senko’s tits…because all these girls are the fucking same…

Sure some are really trashy, some are really shameless, some are average but good at facetune/photoshop…but all are aspiring models…some even signed models because agencies will sign any bitch they can – in case her online marketing efforts back out…

So no matter how lovely they are, and I think this Emily Senko is pretty lovely, mainly because I have no idea who she is, what she does, what her dreams and intersts are…but most importantly who she fucks where she’s from and how much of an opportunist cunt she is..

Ignorance…is bliss…when you can look at tits unbiased…

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2016

15

Sep

Throwback Thursday with Some Bras at the High School Musical Reunion of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are two aging old time Disney stars, still riding their Disney fame, not like they were Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez, but dancing monkey’s nevertheless, living the good life for the paparazzi they probably called….

Like most threesomes, they know that together their worth is far greater than alone. You know when two fat chicks come at you together, knowing they have a better chance getting laid than solo, because two pigs equal one good enough girl, the experience of the two outweighs the vile of the individual…

Unlike most threesomes, they aren’t naked, they aren’t eating your ass while giving you a double blowjob, they aren’t even smashing their cunts together…or comparing their bushes…Vanessa Hudgens favorite game…she always wins…

But they do have bras on in an era of no bras…compare their bra tits…only exciting to creepy High School Musical fans…what would probably be a very fucking weird type of person.

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