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Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Sep

Mila Kunis Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Mila Kunis was a hot underage girl on TV…she was even hot when she was rich as fuck from said TV show…and in all the romantic comedy movies, or the voice of the fat daughter on Family guy….

But I don’t think being on the show where she was probably violated by Ashton Kutcher before he got way richer as fuck via investing into start-ups, back when you could launch a product or app online for 10,000 dollars or less….and back out with 10 billion dollars…was her hottest…

I liked her best when she was committed to Macaulay Culkin, at what was seemingly his fucking worst, where she followed some weird childhood fantasy and ran to the crackhead childstar for some Michael Jackson inspired sex…only because it was such a weird dynamic…

The second she went back to Kutcher, after his Demi Moore divorce, to reconnect their genitals and re-produce because they had this bond, like high school sweethearts reconnecting on FB or some shit…breeding not once…but once and a half..this one still may not make it home after it is born…..she became uninteresting, typical, boring..and old…with a ravaged pussy and not in a good way…so looking at her pregnant ass is just representative of hopes and dreams dying…and not love and romance happening…

The good news for her is that dudes are basic and repetitive and into what they know…so they will follow her and jerk off to her…til the end of time…that’s how masturbation fantasies generally work…you revisit them…and she’s done the grown work needed to sustain…so anything she does now…can’t ruin her…because she’s done what I consider the worst thing, and I’m not a dude who hates girls I don’t know for choosing lame boyfriends….but in this case…I just can see past his dopey fucking face…it’s all I see when trying to see her mom pussy through her mom leggings…

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2016

Sep

The Canadian Prime Mister Makes Jerk Off Hand Gestures While Emma Watson Laughs of the Day

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I know this isn’t Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton politics. It isn’t some kind of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump sex tape to really fuck with American Politics. Even though the sex tape would be hilarious to the feminists who support Hillary…and fucking hate trump…throwing their whole idea of the patriarchy out the window as he penetrates her with his “weapon”..which is what they call penis…

I know it would also be funny if we we found out that Donald and Hillary used to have coke parties and fuck, they were the New York elite, it could have happened, it may have happened, but if that got out…the whole world would be fucking confused, but at the same time, be in the exact place it should be…

It would also discount the whole her calling him a pig as people just blow it off as “crazy ex girlfriend”…would be great..

Instead it’s just Emma Watson with Canada’s leader, boy wonder, privileged white guy gym teacher people like, mainly women, even when he makes jerk off motions to Harry Potter cast members…weird.

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2016

Sep

Bella Hadid Smoking Cigarettes in Hitler Pants to Encourge her Young Fans To Pick Up Smoking Paid For by the Tobacco Companies in Harper’s Bazaar Russia of the Day

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Here’s a great pic of Arab young rich kid model Bella Hadid smoking a cigarette in a high fashion magazine….which would to me is a terrorist attack…something you could argue she is culturally pre-disposed to if you were a Donald Trump supporter…

The Tobacco industry is the single worst thing to have infiltrated your government with money and paid off doctors to convince America it was healthy for so many years, but with all the knowledge we have now, we should collectively not allow it…it’s like Marijuana is a fucking crime people go to jail for and cigarette that kill you, that are cut with chemicals are cool. I used to smoke and I quit smoking because I am not a pussy bitch despite being an addict and I tell anyone who I see smoking that they are fucking disgusting…

So Tobacco as a concept is a fucking terrorist organization…and Bella Hadid the young models all these young kids follow because they are rich and have access are a terrorist organization…and when they are merged together…they are collectively fucking evil…

Just think of all the 14 year old girls looking at this social media influencer smoking thinking “I’ll try that”….idiots…and the fact that bitch allowed this, even if she smokes to deal with the stress of being a trust fund cunt…just proves how vapid and garbage this flimsy, materialistic, Kardashian based cunts are…

The good news is smoking is a fetish to one of my creepiest friend of the site…who used to leave the best comments under the name HornyLohanWanker…I guess he’s dead now…

The other good news is that Bella Hadid’s got tits….

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2016

Sep

Dancing Plastic Surgeons and Other Videos of the DAy

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Wreckage from the Train Crash in Jersey This Morning

Car Gets Sandwiched

Japanese Company has a Party in a Chinese Restaurant

Chinese Engineering….

Golfer Attacked By Bird…

Sex Offender Tries to Shank Prosecutor

Dude Who Got his Dick Stuck in Wedding Ring for 2 Days

Bikini Model Taken Out by Wave

Naked Activists

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2016

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I told a girl I would fuck her. She said she’d only fuck me if she was dead and didn’t have a choice in the matter…to which I said deal….and everyone around me thought I was disgusting…even though she offered it…

The funny thing about inclusivity – where we have to embrace everyone’s gender and sexual preference – is that there is no room for the necros…sent to their own necro island that was once reserved for LGBTQ…before they annoyingly built a boat and infiltrated straight utopia and I vow to fight the oppression of the patriarchy and social just to add the other “n” word to that acronym

And I don’t even like fucking dead ppl….but sometimes you have to fight for the rights of those who can’t fight because they are fuxking dead people….

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Chrissy Teigen – Big Pug Face Tits
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Idiot Shoots Himself in the Face with a Paintball Gun
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Miley Cyrus on the Evil of Disney
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Human Eating Mascot
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Woman Tries to Break Car Window After Being Locked Out
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Proposal Fail – Dude Lost Ring
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Angelina’s Shitty New House
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Justin Timberlake’s Hair Tribute
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Miley in a Titty Shirt
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On Your Knees Bitch….on your Fucking Knees
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Building a 737 Plane – the Video
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NBC Cancels Brad Pitt Break Up Special Due to Illuminati
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2016

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to tell girls that they are my viagra, when staring in their eyes and grabbing myself while licking my licks, as I wait in line for a Starbuck Pumpkin Spice Latte…especially when the girl in front of me, ordering the most obnoxious and pretentious drink you can order, because she’s a spoiled cunt was wearing the tightest leggings, rocking the most ridiculous, probably roundest, youthful ass I have ever seen…and a skinny waist….

Sure she was potentially underage because her friend was in a high school uniform…but I don’t think underage today is the same as underage a decade of girl…these kids are pervs….funny walking meme perves…

But she did get into a car and she was driving unsupervised so she was at least 17….and when built like that it was 18 enough….I’m not creepy despite being creepy…

In conclusion, I think if more wives looked like that girl…all fit, thin, big bootied, their 40+ year old husbands wouldn’t have Erectile Dysfunction, so the real cure to imptotance is hot young pussy….put it in your wedding vows…

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Prakster Kisses Kim K’s Ass and Dies….
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Modern Family Casts First Trans Child Actor –
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Kendall Jenner Underboob
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Prankster Kisses Kim K’s ASs – and Dies – The Photos
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Miley Cyrus Talking Bullshit on Mariah Carey
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Naked Tom Brady
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Some Slut in SLutty Costumes
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Weird Asian Dance Show
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T-Rex Steals Sea Doo and Does Tricks
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Weird Spice Girl Reunion with Baby Spice and Scary Spice in Short Shorts
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Crazy new Netflix Show…
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Sandra Kubicka in a Bikini
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ALessandra Ambrosio Legs..Model Legsl
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Caitlin Jenner’s Lips
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Topless Italian Diver
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SpaceX and an Interplanetary Transport System
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Courtney Cox is Defending Jennifer Aniston in this Brad Pitt Drama
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Rita Ora Leaving a Restaurant in a Crazy Outfit
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Joanna Krupa Hard Nipples
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Dude and his Portable Movie THeatre
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Danica Patrick in a Tight White Skirt
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Road Trip Featuring Devid Beckham and Kevin Hart
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What if Everyone Lived in One City
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Meanwhile in Russia….
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Hawaiian Pussy
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Kim Garner – Slutty
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Songify the Debate
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Battlefield 1 Official Trailer
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A Man and His Kangaroo
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Watching McNuggets Made
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Hillary Duff – Tight Shirt
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Taylor Swift and Cara Delevingne Togther Famewhoring
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Girls with Dimples
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Karlie Kloss at an Event
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Lena Meyer Landrut
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Oil Tanker Fire in Mexico
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Angelina Jolie’s New House
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World’s Largest Elevator
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Josephine Skriver – Workout Slut
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2016

Sep

Eniko Mihalik Topless with and Constance Jablonski for Etam Fashion Show of the Day

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Lingerie company Etam had their 100 year anniversary, which means that they’ve been outtfitting women who can afford Etam….from the high end hookers to the sugar babies of the 1920s trying to seduce bootleggers with their fancy smells and lace…to the sugar babies of dot com billionaires today….a lot of pussy and tit have been seductively covered with their wares….and a lot of period stains, cum shots, a few miscarriages, yeast infections, STDs have graced the fabrics….I’m sure at least one hooker has been raped and killed in ETAM…a legacy that would be interested to follow if only they had cameras attached to every pair…

Well, they had their fashion show and in their show was Eniko Mihalik and her tits…and they looked great…

And Constance Jablonski was also there…..and looked great….

And here’s a totally unrelated lingerie fashion show called God Save Queens….because the ETAM one wasn’t online…

Thank god they aren’t Victoria’s Secret…

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2016

Sep

Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne won’t stop…she just keeps on posting…and we keep on looking…and whether she’s 40 and pretending to be 18…or just an overdeveloped creepy redhead…trying to maximize her celebrity…and that works out perfectly for simple minded people like me because most overdeveloped redheads I come across are terrifying, rugby playing looking creatures…who are big enough to wrestle you down for sex…provided they even bother with dick…and don’t go straight for the strap on date rape because they have a lot of anger brewing in them from all the years of being rejected by dudes and bullied for their overly pink pussies, transparent nipples, and gross contrasting neon orange pubic hair…

So keep it coming Bella Thorne…you sexual being who sexualizes herself…like all young aspiring girls do…reminding us that it’s still ok to want to fuck girls…it’s an animal instinct and it’s ok to sexualize women…you’re coded that way…and they are coded to refuse to give you sex because you’re gross but you can jerk off to their tits…life is about compromise..

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2016

Sep

Cara Delevingne and Taylor Swift Scissoring of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is a social climber, that’s why people think she’s fun or interesting, she’s positioned herself right, she took her access and she just keeps on leveraging because the world is so dumb and just buy into her lie…it’s like rich girl gets into all the parties and walks to the important person table to become an important person too. Bullshit.

Taylor Swift is a creepy, manipulative, marketing machine who makes shitty music that people are brainwashed into thinking is great…and she knows anyone around her is using her, because she’s such a cunt, no one can actually like her….but she figures she can use them right back…because it makes her look like she’s got cool friends…and being one of the cool girls with cool friends even if it’s so far from the truth…because all these people may be rich but they are fucking losers to me…but I guess it speaks to her audience she’s manipulating and not to perverts like me that just want to see this storyline turn into lesbian relationship…we know Taylor Swift fucks everything, and we know that the lesbian thing will be a great angle for her…

Where is the scissoring…because I know it’s coming….and I probably won’t since lesbian sex is so anti-climatic…like these pictures these cunts staged as a media hit…knowing the paparazzi would be there to cover it. Scammers. Look how bad acting Delevingne pretends she doesn’t want the paparazzi taking her pic- when she called the fucking paparazzi. Hilarious. Typical.

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2016

Sep

Daisy Lowe Butt Shot of the Day

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Daisy Lowe and her daddy issues wore a see through dress to show off her underwear…to let you know that just because her dad fucks trannies like Gwen Stefani…and an actual official tranny…because rockstars from Australia are weird…they are also deadbeat dads who don’t trust their whore groupies when they claim their kids…like Daisy Lowe are theirs…so they do paternity tests, or what Daisy Lowe calls “Lottery Ticket”…because when there was no proof of paternity it coulda been any dude who mom let inside her…

I’m a fan of everything about her.

Here’s another butt shot….

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