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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

Jessica Nazarenus is the Instagram Of The Day

Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2016

Sep

Charlotte McKinney Doesn’t Want It to See Obvious that She Called the Paparazzi of the Day

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It’s an interesting phenomenon when a girl who calls the paparazzi on herself in efforts to increase her celebrity profile, despite no one actually giving a fuck about her, at least not for much more than staring at her massive tits…and acts like she didn’t call the paparazzi…blocking out her face in a “don’t look at me”…vibe…garbage….

Maybe she finally realizes that she’s got a horrible fucking face…or maybe it’s a “Faux Pas” or whatever you want to call it…to be caught calling the paparazzi as a shameless hooker, but the fact is that everyone these days are shameless hookers, who just want to look in the mirror all day – and who have been lucky enough to get a cell phone and apps that allow them to share their mirror image for the world to celebrate them along with themselves #blessed.

Seriously, the amount of people doing selfies, acting like the stars of their own movies, is fucking crazy – it reminds me of primates at the zoo seeing their reflection in the pool…and trying to make sense of it, only primates are more interesting to observe than social media obsessed, mindless idiots…who I guess always existed and always imitated celebrities, but who are more in my face now and irritating…just a reminder that society needs a reset….

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2016

Sep

Swerving Cop in Indiana Getting a Blowjob and other stepNEWS of the Day

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Facebook Lives a Deadly Shooting in Walmart Parking Lot

Insane Balcony to Pool Jump

Naked in Ukraine

Woman Steals Purse from an 85 Year Old

Naked Bikers

Man Hacks Woman in Head for No Reason

The Beer Juggling Contest

Fucked Up Motorcycle Accident

Female Prison Worker – Attacked by Inmates!

Dude Dies when Someone Jumps on Him Cliff Jumping

Charging Great White

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2016

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Is it illegal to jerk off to creepy bikini pics of your wife when she was 16, fit and perky, the last year of her life where she was fuckable, that were taken by her dad who molested her that same year, leading to the obese pile of shit I am stuck with?

Asking for myself.

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Slutty Girls in Sports Bras being Sluts
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Slutty Celebs at Fashion Week
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Katy Perry Wants to Use Taylor Swift
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Stray Tire…
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Hailey Baldwin’s Push Up Bra
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David Bowie’s Ashes Weren’t Scattered at Burning Man
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Lais Ribeiro Tits…
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Kylie Jenner – Double Chin
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Brad Pitt Shits on Passion of the Chirst
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Red Lips on a Monday – On a Tuesday
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Jessica Alba in White Dress
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Rat Cow – Big TITTY WHORE
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Anne Hathaway in a Tight Shirt
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Tom Hanks and Ellen Speak in Disney Voices…
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2016

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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My stepLINKS pictures…are an art in and of themselves – but people don’t bother giving me any credit for – because people don’t give me credit for anything and I feel so alone in this internet world…you passive fucks who probably don’t exist…

This is all a schizophrenic experience…

The only feedback I have ever had from posting one is that the pulling the single tit out of a shirt was the dude’s fetish….so I came across another one and figured – let’s share with my only fan…so this one is for you grandma…

That said, why aren’t people sending me tit pics anymore…I feel so alone in that aspect of my life and when I feel the need for titty I am forced to grab my obese wife’s tits and that in and of itself, despite being a tit, is a repulsive concept, idea and feeling…I can lose my watch as well as my dignity in those things…in fact, I already have…long ago…and I never felt more myself…I’m going to go do prescription pills and drink now…

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Thigh Gaps
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Miley Cyrus Quits the Red Carpet
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Security Guard Judging Shameless Rat Cow Tits
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Madison Beer Big Tween Tits in Leather Pants
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Dakota Fanning – Cleavage
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All The Lady Gaga in a Crop Top and Short Shorts
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Pregnant Blac Chyna in Skin Tight
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Mad Max Fury – Without CGI
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Martha Hunt – Hot Model in a Tight Dress
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Huge Tits
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Hard Crashes at Nordschleife…
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Alexis Arquette Dies at 47
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Chihuahua Has His Own Room…and It’s Creepy
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Swiss Cheese Melt….Is Erotic
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggigns
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Liz Hurley’s Throwback Thursday was a Bikini Pic
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Winnipeg”s Worse Drivers
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Ike and Tina Turner House For Sale…Looks Awesome
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Scarjo Mom Booty Returns
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Elephant Caught Cleaning up Trash…
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Sara Sampaio Legs…
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Adriana Lima’s Cleavage at an Event
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Kate Upton is Stupid…
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Triple Dominos Spiral
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Cora Keegan Nude
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Lady Gaga – Nip Slip
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Mandy Moore’s Big Ass in a Tight Dress
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Picture of the Day
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Donut the Baby African House Snake
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Cara Delevingne Breaks Up With Her Lesbian
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David Bowie Ashes Scattered at Burning Man….
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How to Make Coffee from Scratch
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What Happens When You Blowtorch a TV
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Jennifer Connelly Cleavage of the Day
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Kylie Jenner is a Blonde Monster
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Hot Girls in Water
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Victoria Justice – Cleavage
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Italian Models Pose Nude
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Asian in the Bath Tub
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Plump Model Strips
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Hot Titty Jiggles
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Dana Hamm – Big Tits
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Re-Post – The Truth About ITT TECH is their Actor in Their Commercials Does Porn
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Some Monster Chick Named Kagney Undressing
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2016

Sep

Lady Gaga is Repulsive in Short Shorts of the Day

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Lady Gaga released a new album and in doing press the only way she’s ever really known how…to be scandalous, half naked, an exhinitionist putting herself out there…

We all know that Lady Gaga – without the Lady Gaga part of her – I don’t know what her birth name is – but that girl…independent of celebrity and her bullshit…is someone inseucre becasue no one fucked her when she was weak chinned and growing up…and her career is just a reflection of that feeling unaccepted, weird and like a failure…

You know, her whole performance art angle, that isn’t art – because she’s not an artist, she’s a dancing monkey doing dancing monkey things…for money..

She’s not an artist, but rather a talented at writing commercial bullshit songs that her label positioned as art – because idiots believe everything they are told…and idiots get her paid…

So withouth Lady Gaga, she is someone you wouldn’t really want to see naked, the kind of girl in your neighborhood or high school or working your local drug store that you’d be “put on some damn pants you pig, save the hot clothes for the hot girls…”..but when it’s Gaga…it’s like “keep being half naked, we’ll stare and maybe people will write about you and buy your album, which is your goal in all this, because you’re not rich enough, if you were you wouldn’t be skimming off the top of your Gaga charity…you garbage pile of sloppy chick shit…

Nice outfit though…

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2016

Sep

Bella Thorne See Through of the Day

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Bella Thorne is navigating this complicated world of subtle whoring, while being a fake feminist who can pretend she’s empowered, and a feminist with her sublte whoring, that still keeps men excited about her – thinking she’s hot – while not sacrificing her career as a hired actress who gets work….

So in doing that, she’s gone out in a sheer bra – where she probably assumed you wouldn’t see her transparent ginger redhead with invisible nipple nipples, but that the nerds have managed to find pink that could be nipple, or a flash, or nothing at all – but I’ll go with nipple – because this girl has been milking it hard…thanks to stage parents who understood – 17 was the peak year, not quite creepy enough year, to train her to get pervert men to cum to her – establishing herself in the industry….not quite brilliant – but glad it happened …

She doesn’t look 18 and probably isn’t 18 – but I’ll buy into the lie, I got nothing else going on…and either do you…

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2016

Sep

Rat Cow’s Embarassing Videos of the Day

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Rat Cow is so embarrassing. When she attempts to be sexy, and fun and cute all dancing around for some bullshit video that has zero point, story, dramatic curve, purpose, other than to have a bitch with big tits in motion, not even good motion, keeping a straight face – like it was the 80s and she was at the mall filming a music video at a music video kiosk…or prepping for her Bar Mitzvah video…but far too old for either of those things…

It’s like if you’re going to release any videos, make it pornography…not that she needs to do porn, her social media allows her to still and always cash the fuck in – no matter how irrelevant she is…people still follow Emily Ratajkowski and this she can spin it that people actully care…

She’s garbage. This is Zero hot. But people with no taste or standards who believe what they are told is hot – still think she’s hot…so here it is..

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2016

Sep

I Think I See Sarah Hyland Nipples of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….called Modern Family

Despite what her fans want from her, she is not actually 12, but she was probably on hormone therapy administered by her stage parents, cuz you don’t get on a hit TV show even at 18, without having stage parents who throw you into the shit head first for as much money as they can get…cuz protitution comes in all forms….and if you make a shitty kid, better to make it an earner than a bratty leech…

Sure, attention has been focused away from her for her friend Ariel Winter….the pig, but she is the cuter one, even at 25…and these are some social media pics that look like you can see nipple to me, but really could just be nerd nipple, assuming there is nipple, when there isn’t nipple, because no girls wear bras anymore and nipples are everywhere…

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2016

Sep

The Best Photo of Gigi Hadid of the Day

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This is the nicer “brown paper bag a ho”…move – being done by a magazine that decided to feature GIGI HADID as their prestigious cover-girl. Gigi Hadid won at life when she was born into money – but more importantly – when she sold her soul to the Kardashians to play “model rich kid friend number 2″….that they could leverage and in turn she could get a career of her own… which she’d feel she’s working hard at…because rich kids don’t work and think making their bed or taking out the trash is hard work – designed for the Mexicans they employ….life…

Now this is the brown paperbag move I’ve used on sex partners many times, it’s also called the MUSLIM BRIDE…where you take your top sheet and block out most of her face, and body, leaving just enough access to slide your dick in…cum and kick the pig out…

It’s less offensively to the girl that asking her to wait there while you find a paperbag to use on her….so always go for the top sheet perverts….

Here is a video….

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Hides her Cooter Like We Have’t Seen It of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is trying to hide her vagina or panty flash from the audience and cameras at some media frenzy she was invited to…

Which is an interesting approach to her vagina -consider she’s flashed her pussy in more than one leaked cellphone picture…that you can google, but be warned she claims to have been a racy 17 year old in…a good way to try to get your nudes deleted from the internet…

But as a half HARAMBE, a primate, half monkey dancing monkey sold out by her family as a child…she probably shaved her pussy a few hours earlier and already grew out to full bush…it’s her actual talent for people like me who love bush…

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