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2023

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Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I guess there’s one school of people who find the whole idea of a full lactating tit to be something beautiful and amazing, one of the wonders of the natural world….you know the species existing because of breast milk because they don’t have chemical ridden formula in the wild….

But because we’re all wired to want to suck on tits from birth for survival, we’ve all managed to turn that obsession around and sexualize tit proper, so it only makes sense that a lactating tit is the level-up of perving on tits because we’re wired to want to be fed by tits…so let’s go.

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2023

23

Jun

Denise Richards Ass of the Day

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Denise Richards continues her humiliation tactics, which in this specific image or case is hardly as offensive an embarrassing as her previous OnlyFans work has been, but it’s still weird….

I don’t know if she just decided to do OnlyFans because her daughter went that route and as a good mother, she must navigate those waters first….

Or as a cash grab from the losers of the internet because she loves money or needs money.

Maybe she does it for validation, like she was once a whore and can still be a whore just you wait and see.

Maybe she does it because she likes to feel sexy and get jerked off to, or her husband is a cuck who wants people jerking off to her, hence marrying Denise Richards a personality who has been jerked off to….but it’s all pretty fucking weird…since she has a legit career, she has Charlie Sheen money….

It’s just all so fucking weird, but I’ll still look at her ass in bed being old and flat and sad and weirdly lit….like a boomer with access to social media she is….

Here are some pics of her daughter, OnlyFans model that momma is trying to compete with or support, like when you see old hag moms in the grocery store dressed in sluttier outfits than their slutty daughters, it’s a thing…competitive bitches…

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2023

23

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off baby….

We’re in a society where we are not going to need the On/Off pictures to get what we want out of clothed women on the streets.

I usually angle this as some dystopian social credit scare passport that we will be able to access with the chips in the brain, but when you go outside, you’ll see so much near nakedness, that eventually, they’ll all just be wearing sheer plastic dresses you can see the cunt and titties through…..either that, or there is going to be a moral revolution and everyone finds god, goes prude, and the lewdness ends….but I think we’ll have naked walkers amongst us before that happens, since we’re pretty much too far gone thanks to all the dicks these girls take on the regular, there’s no turning back for them, or their assholes that probably struggle to contain their feces….

Point of the story, I appreciate these old school bitches taking the time to crop their outfit of the day to their nude of the day….masterful and brilliant

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Posted in:OnOff

2023

23

Jun

Jennifer Connelly Bikini of the Day

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I guess this is Jennifer Connelly who is now old as fuck, giving a salute to her tits, who are clearly celebrating a naval burial at sea, because she’s on a boat, seemingly at sea, and her tits are clearly fucking dead….

Now, I don’t know about you, but I only know Jen Connelly for her big sloppy tits in Requiem for a Dream, where she took the double dildo and was a hot drug addict, inspiring many a drug addicts to turn to sex work and many a pervert to track down addicts to get sex from….it’s the circle of fucking life….that clearly COMES to an end in movies, in real life with dead hookers, or in Jennifer Connelly’s case on a boat in a bikini…

So either her big tits were fakers she removed, or her big tits made her look fat and went against her attempt at a weird anorexic who over exercises in a BAD way body and she got the reduced, I just know they ain’t here…and that’s a tragedy…..a murder…a TRUE CRIME mystery that CNN should allocated 8 days of 24 hour coverage on, just send Anderson to some remote places looking for Connelly tit, THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER TIT, while Big Pharma pays him millions to push deadly medication….you know faggot shit…

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2023

23

Jun

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Braless girls may not be feminists, but if it takes the modern bastardization of historic feminism, which got the women the right to vote and was some weird agenda to destroy the traditional family life, by turning it into this “sex positive” “I am a whore, celebrate me, it’s my right” weirdness the instagram created to get these girls ti walk around braless for attention, or at least for attention from the guys they want attention from, which for some reason is NEVER me, despite how desirable and passionate I may be, I support it as a vehicle to get women to their natural state of whoredom….like they are activists trying to prove a point or fight for rights they already have by pulling their tits out…let me join your annoying meetings to jerk off.

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2023

23

Jun

Noah Cyrus Side Tit of the Day

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I don’t know if Noah Cyrus has bolt on tits, she’s rich enough to get bolt on tits, but I’m sure she’s just fat and in a push up bra, but really when it comes to Noah Cyrus, the celebrity sister who was or should be locked in the basement, but who instead is let out to pretend she’s a talented singer from a talented song and dance family, which she very well may be, but all that’s lost when looking at her weirdly mutant face she’s not doing any favors for when rocking white eyebrows and eyelashes in some kind of fashion trend that should definitely end.

I am into Miley Cyrus, her big teeth and all, so by default I like the idea of Noah Cyrus, the sister in the shadow of such a bright shining star, but unfortunately, Noah Cyrus makes that fetish more a struggle, because the idea of all her feelings of inadequacy and never being good enough are hot, until you look at her and see that she clearly thinks she’s hot and a person of her own, which is not the kind of down in the dumps sister of celebrity I want…but I’ll still look at the tit, because why not…it’s tit.

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2023

23

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are the timeless hosiery that for whatever reason has lasted hundreds of years of female whoredom or tools for seduction, like the freshly picked from the garden cucumber being fucked in the Victorian summer kitchen in 1870, a a found object the right kind of woman looks at and says “put it in my cunt”….still relevant TODAY…or granny’s silver horeshair brush still being inserted to achieve orgasm, now on the fourth generation of putting it in cunt, a family heirloom

The fishnets have serious staying power….and when not on a Goth dude ready to shoot up a school because the Jocks and Bettys offended him in his delusional vampire mind, they can be pretty hot, like produce wrapped tightly in the grocery store, but women, or a set of plastic rings holding the six pack together before killing off the turtles, solid hotness.

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2023

23

Jun

Iggy Azalea Lingerie of the Day

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I always thought of Iggy Azalea as a fake as fuck, weird as fuck, fake ass and fake titty fuck, cultural appropriating scam of a female rapper, who had some bullshit storyline about how hard she was, involving escaping Australia as a kid and stripping in Miami underage, which I think needs to be seriously fact checked as I don’t think she’s old enough, despite being pretty old, to have been able to fly to America without her parental consent when under 18, it’s called being a minor…but these people are pathological and believe their own lies, like they believe they are hot, so we, the pathetic mindless idiots who pay attention to them and by into their garbage because we are too lazy to find our own passions, just fuel this entire enterprise..

Anyway, she was always garbage to me, despite being celebrated, always a whore to me, despite being garbage looking, and for whatever reason, she decided her strategy would be OnlyFans, despite being rich…,

It’s either a you can never be rich enough, or a rich person trying to find an angle, meaning, purpose, relevance through selling her near nudes, and that whole thing is pretty fucking dumb and uneccessary, a cash grab or a deeper rooted issue….but at least she’s in her UNDERWEAR on the internet the way she is meant to be….

YOU CAN SEE THE PINK NIPS, never too little too late when it comes to nudity!

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2023

23

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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As an old pervert, I’ll jerk off to almost any style panty and even when you get to a place where a girl is either willing to fuck you, or asleep and accessible, you take whatever panties that come with the girl, or you TAKE OFF whatever panties that come with the girl, so that you can come with the girl….

Panties are not like food preferences, or people with fake gluten and dairy allergies, or vegans scared of animal products, or people allergic to peanuts….they are pretty much always good, always hot, even when they aren’t….which can happen to, I mean I have a dirty fat neighbor and her full-back panties she hangs to dry are repulsive, but any panty she’d put out to dry would be repulsive, I think the sexier they were, the more respulsive they’d be so my Full Back Panty support is based on the woman, not the panty style, and ultimately, if I can fuck her, I’m into her underwear or lack of underwear choices….

Here are some fullbacks because it’s not about the panty, it’s about the content of the character, or at least the wetness of the cunt…or size of the tits, since most women I get with are dry as shit due to my inability to turn them on.