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Old Lady Candice Swanepoel Still Does Bikini Modeling of the Day

Jojo’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

Karreuche Tran’s Feet Fetish Content of the Day

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing for Easter of the Day

Caroline Vreeland’s Easter Eggs for Easter of the Day

2016

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some Britney Spears in a bikini…where you can’t see the puppet hand from her dad who still controls her….and spends all her money – he’s probably behind the camera saying “dance dance dance”…it’s part of the global strategy of someone you probably jerked off to 20 years ago when Hit Me Baby One More Time came out – and who you’d still jerk off to because she’s still got a hot enough body – even though she’s a thicker, mom of two…you know the kind of girl who would be great to K-Fed – but she was already K-Fedded – they coined the term – not that she’d learn from her mistakes she’s a half retard…but watch that girl dance in a bikini – it’s alright….

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2016

Jun

Sara Sampaio Nipples for GQ Spain of the DAy

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SPAIN is killing it with their nude photoshoots…this is the third or fourth one in the last few days. I guess the catholic country is into nude bitches – because why wouldn’t they be. Naked is great and if America put the guns down for a second they’d realize that titties don’t make you crazy…even when you’re crazy for titties…

She is the replacement for Adriana Lima at Victoria’s secret reminding us that we are all replaceable…even when your ego doesn’t want to admit that there are people who can do your useless standing around half naked job as good, if not better than you, even though you have 10 years experience standing around half naked, because you don’t like admitting that what you get paid millions for is a joke, requires no talent, and isn’t a real job even if you never have to work again….

She’s from Portugual, she’s likely a fisherman’s daughter, she’s got great lips and most importantly she is skinny and defends skinny girls in this fat world and that’s great because skinny lives matter.

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2016

Jun

Beyonce’s New Video of the Day

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Beyonce is the fucking worst, but people fucking love her. She’s got the world brain washed because either white people like watching black people do better than her…or maybe she’s just managed to market herself and brainwash people into thinking she’s a leader or has substance and value…while anyone with a brain knows that she’s polluting us with her image and lies…

But in trying to be higher concept, big purpose, real deal, someone with depth, instead of a vapid candy coated piled of bullshit, she’s brought in ZULU nation tribal people, ruling in the plantaction house….and Serena Williams thighs for some black power shit…where she says “suck on my balls”….because like I’ve been saying all along…Beyonce is for sure a drag queen…and she’s given us so many clues of that her ENTIRE career…from going as far as calling herself a queen…and having a dick…

Can it be considered cultural appropriation when the bitch trying to connect with the people – is living the white man dream – as white as fuck as white can be….not because she’s rich…but because she’s unrelatable…

Garbage, this isn’t political – it’s entertainment, video’s shot alright though…too bad it’s Beyonce…oh – this is the Becky with the Good hair song, now I get the reference and hype – 5,000,000 people have watched this…what the fuck…

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2016

Jun

Taylor Swift Tit Manipulating the Media of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the fucking worst, but more importantly, she is such a really good con artist. Her marketing team and her brand are so on point that she can get away with murder, or in her case PUSSY murder and she gets celebrated. The story gets spun in her favor. She’s the hopeless romantic, young and making mistakes, who sings aspirational and relatable shit for other loser chicks out there…

While the truth is she’s a vapid, money grubbing, cheating whore, with a terrible personality who is terrorizing the world through her lies…

It’s like she can cheat on a dude, dump a dude, and dude disappears while going out in public with another dude romanticall…and the world swoons…instead of saying “damn she’s fucked like 50 people, that’s pretty slutty”….not that I care if a bitch fucks 50 dudes, but I do think it’s a little strange to play hopeless romantic when your public dating history, the history you want us to know about, is more filling your hole with new cock every few months…

You know behind the media lie, bullshit story, there’s a lot of other cock we don’t know about that has filled this moneymaker….

I just don’t like liars…but I do like sluts…even when they pretend they aren’t slut…so …here she is holding hands with new cock…with tits…being pushed out with purse strap..purse strap titty boost…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

Jun

Ariel Winter Booty Photoshoot of the Day

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Ariel Winter wearing short shorts….while someone takes a pic of her ass is a pretty weird photo to put out to the internet, probably one only a child star who’s family robbed her from her youth in order to cash the fuck in would understand, especially when the chubby starlet in question, the one who’s ass isn’t even a good chubby ass, but more the sunken and sad chubby ass, despite being 18 years old, and people are more interested in her because of the tits, or lack of tits from cutting off her tits, but still has tits because her hormones are all janky like an 11 year old getting her period early thanks to being from a broken home…only richer.

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2016

Jun

Fine…I’ll Give Into Sara Jean Underwood of the Day

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I ignore Sara Jean Underwood. I just figure she’s had her time to shine and that was int eh playboy era…when she was 18…while at 30, I’m just like whatever…

But she is killing it on Instagram. She’s reclaiming her Playboy relevance, her expertise, her pre-Ryan Seacrest fake tit hosting shitty TV show sex strategy…

She’s doing the Share for Share, Women Crush Wednesday with every low level hooker with millions of pervert followers and is in turn getting millions of pervert followers and coupled with her previous pervert followers – she’s relevant again!

All it takes is slutty pics on some slut – and put that slutty slut content out there…for easily impressed bros to get excited about…instead of forcing them to find new pussy doing the same silly photoshopped photoshoots for instagram…which isn’t instant at all..

These pics are hilarious….beautiful scenery never looked so cheesy…and botox…I guess she’s bored living in Colorado…

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2016

Jun

Chloe Grace Moretz in a Leather Skirt of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz in a pair of very high heels to try to lean her up and make her look hotter than she is – while wearing a tight skirt is pretty dull – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

But I think it’s just a great excuse to repost her little underdeveloped bratty rich kid turned hollywood starlet, overrated becaue actors don’t matter but they think they do, in this world of social media…what I call the last of a golden era still trying to maintain despite their ship sinking – much like a blog….tits…

In a see through shirt – with nipple rings…from the other day – which is pretty much her best work…even if it’s not that great and people don’t give a fuck about her or her movies either way…

Seriously, go to to the theater on a Friday night – the chances any movie is sold out – unless it is Star Wars or a Comic Book movie is ZERO…ZERO chance…But I guess Hollywood makes Netflix movies people sit at home and binge watch…which is hope for girls like Chloe Grace that she won’t have to start a VINE or work exclusively for her snapchat…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE NIPPLES AND ILL FITTING JEANS CLICK HERE

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2016

Jun

Aline Weber’s Hand Bra for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

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Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who looks German and who’s name is German, because her family heritage is German and who I’ll pretend was raised by a Nazi War criminal family that escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..and she’s the third generation…all Aryan..not because I like Nazi or Nazi spawn…I am not a Nazi Sympathizer even if I understand why Nazi’s went along with orders, not because the Jews are a horrible people, I adore Jewish women, except Amy Schumer but because if everyone around you is telling you to do something, and if you don’t do it, you get killed…sometimes it’s easier to go along with it…

I just think it’s funny to call a girl a Nazi with Nazi grandfather until she breaks and give me blowjobs…because Brazilian models with German roots always want to give me Blowjobs when I call them Nazis…

This is some lame shoot…but she’s doing the Arm Bra…boom…

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2016

Jun

Ellen Page Lesbian Tits in a Movie of the Day

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This is an Ellen Page titty screengrab from a movie she’s in called Into The Forest…

Ellen Page is the canadian girl who played JUNO the pregnant teen and for a period of time was in the news, was a lot of hype but at 29, the only interesting thing she’s done is lesbianism.

I like calling lesbians lesbians because they get so mad about it, because all lesbians are intense and angry, uptight and passionate about being the worst…and they say shit like “don’t define me by who I love”….even thought I don’t judge or care who they love…they just like to be dramatic about shit…and when it comes to them talking about themselves, they never shut up about being a lesbian….”as a lesbian woman”…”from my lesbian perspective”…because like VEGANS lesbians love you knowing they are lesbians, but they hate when you call them lesbians…they demand a safe space….

I don’t get along with lesbians..but I love what they do with pussies…

I could have lived a pretty inadequate life never seeing Ellen Page tits..and now that I’ve seen her tits…I can go back to living a pretty inadequate life..having seen her tits…but confident I already forgot them…because they’re just tits….