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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Nipples of the Day

Tate McRae Still Producing Titty Smut of the Day

Britney Spears Cups her Breasts of the Day

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Janes Addiction Have a Cat Fight on Stage of the Day

2016

Sep

WTF is Christie Brinkley of the Day

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Uptown girl Christie Brinkley is a lot hotter at 62 that her her ugly kid she’s got with Billy Joel…the suicidal, dark, gothic one named Alexa Ray Joel….but then again she’s a lot hotter at 62 that most 20 years old…and it’s creepy…

Clearly, she’s had plastic surgery, clearly her tits have been lifted or implants have been put in, her hands tell a different story than her face…but she still looks insanely hot…and it’s confusing me…someone who thinks 30 is retirement age for a bitch…

It’s safe to say that she’s just a really vain LA based person who truly believes that her looks are all she’s worth, which is probably true, I mean she was a busty Sports Illustrated bikini model…so in her downtime – all she does is fixate on her looks…and work on her looks…because what else is she to do with that pile of fucking money…and why wouldn’t she…

She makes being menopausal as erotic as it should be, you know not being able to get pregnant is something that could be erotic for those of us into cumming in bitches but never trusting the bitches we cum in, always planning to legally change our names, while keeping enough money for a plane ticket to get to another country fast….the second after she tells you “I’m pregnant and keeping it”….it’s just most menopausal chicks are terrifying…and in ways…I call Peter Pan syndrome…Christie Brinkley is fucking terrifying…it’s just so unnatural…but amazing…

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2016

Sep

India Salvor Menuez by Harley Weir for Purple of the Day

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India Salvor Menuez is some hipster in NYC with orange pubic hair, who I can tell by these pictures is pretty fucking annoying in how she intellectualizes the white feminist plight….the kind of girl who does some period art, or who advertisers her orange bush like it’s some kind of artist statement – without realizing that bush is fucking awesome and it’s also NATURAL and normal…something lazy fat people who don’t fuck also have and celebrate…it’s not a fucking socio economic political theory stance to have…

But with that comes some responsibility to get naked as often as she can to get noticed – because she’s got some higher purpose things to say…she’s got a message to get across…and instagram followers to try to collect…because that’s all these people who pretend to have any depth are after…with their shameless narcissism and self promotion…

This isn’t smut – this is art….

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2016

Sep

Em Rat Cow in a Bikini of the Day

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I am convinced that Rat Cow is done, over, irrelevant, finished…and bound to fade into obscurity. She’s had her peak, she’s got as far as she can go and she’s not talented enough to carry this to the next level. She’s not creative enough to do good things with her audience. She’s too entitled and a diva and doesn’t realize that she’s just a Tila Tequila…they never realize these thigns….

But the fact is she’s got 7 million fans, so Rat Cow is still really fucking relevant…she’s invited to events, she’s still getting paid by brands and she’s still producing content for the dudes who follow her and jerk off to her are still loving her big tits on her small frame…and the women who like to follow the girls men jerk off to – are all up on her shit….

People just don’t unfollow, so the key to success is get those followers in the first place and you’re set for life – even though you can’t sell your account off like it was a shitty website, you’ll still have companies through you 10k a post…even if you aren’t worth 10k…not even for sex…

I don’t hate Rat Cow…but Rat Cow hates me…and that’s probably what makes me like her better…I love girls who hate me.

She was also at fashion week – doing some bullshit appearance for Target – not wearig panties because she’s a whore …

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2016

Sep

Adriana Lima Hides Her Mid Section of the Day

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Adriana Lima has been working out because she’s really got no choice. She hit 30, had a bunch of kids due to immaculate conception, because I remember at one point in her career she was really committed to her catholicism and was a half naked – virgin…right…

Well, thanks to getting older, and having kids, she’s got a really weird boxy body – and at 35 – it’s not an abnormal body, it’s a totally acceptable body…the muscle tone, the thin legs…it’s ok…I’d want my middle aged wife and mother of my kids to look like this – it’s better than the alternative…but as an ambassador still getting paid by the evil corporation that created her and that she’s still in contract with – it’s weird, it’s not hot and even she knows she’s falling off, otherwise she wouldn’t be hiding her ass and boxy mid-section…

She’s now more a den mother, the top stripper at the strip club who works the day shit for her stage shows, but still gives private dances to her regulars during the busier night shift…replaced by the young youngs…but still getting her tits grabbed for 10 bucks a song – it’s all she knows…

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2016

Sep

Cora Keegan Nude for Michael NGO of the Day

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Cora Keegan was a Victoria’s Secret model who hated being a model – and instead of following model dreams to become the next hooker peddling mindless garbage to idiot consumers who are all fucking robot drones who dress the same, shop the same, get in debt the same, have the same dumb conversation….she moved to LA, got a famous podcasting boyfriend – to focus on higher consciousness like mind altering drugs, music festivals, and getting naked for some random photographer for free.. you know a modern day hippie, probably a rich kid, who didn’t sell out to the man…to be a mall brand spokesmodel…basically working the mall handing out toilet paper samples…to live a more fulfilling life…where she can grow out her bush…for guys like me…who love bush…

I’m a fan, she’s a lovely creature…fuck then man, while fucking old man…

Now the broke as fuck in me thinks “if you’re gonna get naked in photoshoots for dudes, you might as well take the 1,000,000 dollars from the Mall brand bank”…and I’m right…but let her be entitled, arrogant enough to feel she has a higher – naked – purpose…

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2016

Sep

Just a Dude on the Street Jerking Off…and Other Videos of the Day

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Homeless Man Sex

Naked Woman Walks Into the Store

Chinese Cheater of the Day

Topless Woman VS the LAPD

Creepy Pervert Lookin’ Up ATM Room

Pig with a Penis Head

Belly Flop To Death

Girl Jumps off School Building after Fight Over Boy

Never break up a fight

Six Year Old VS Robbers

Cop Stomp

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2016

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This rape culture thing is out of hand. I remember when girls would shut up about questionable or even rape…not that I think rape is a good thing, but I find girls coming together on social media discussing their rape like some kind of Penthouse Forum letters, very fucking weird.

Not to mention, I was talking to a girl walking her dog, while walking my dog in a dark park last night – and girl ran the fuck away the second she could, terrified that a pug owner was going to take her into the bushes and have his way with her.

Yes, I was standing their stroking my erection, but come on, not everything is sexual in this world, and not everything is rape, especially if he wears condoms…right?

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A Ten Minute Tribute to Gene Wilder…
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2016

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my pathetic day was staring at a mom ass in a pair of yoga pants…wondering all the disappointment it has experienced in her quest to end up in a G-Wagon Mercedes with a black AMEX to pay for her coffee..and by disappointment…I mean cock…

Sure she could be a heiress, she could be a self staring hard working woman who is just a mom now, and has a mom schedule allows her to grab her coffee during regular work hours after her fitness session…

But if she’s an ass I’m checking out, based on everything I know about myself and the asses I look at…or notice…she’s just a clever hooker, who took the right job and didn’t get fired before the wedding and babies..a hooker with a vision, with goals, with dreams…who likes nice houses, big cars and tight fucking pants that make her look marketable…even if they don’t show up enough of her asshole…what we can assume is one of her sales tools, or was when she was setting up this life…

Dreams do come true…just not for you.

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Maitland Ward – Whore
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Chloe Grace Moretz – Little Cleavage
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Leo and Nina Agdal Hold Hands
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Joanna Krupa’s Nipples
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Fireball Tractor on the Way Home
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Humpback Whales VS Kayakers
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Mark Whalberg of the Day
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Sara Jean Underwood in a Bikini….
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Casper Smart is Squatting in One of his Sugar Momma’s House…Because He’s a Genius
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Fan Girls are Fan Girls and You’re a Fan of Girls…
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Some Trashy Playboy Looking Chick
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Rave Babe
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Hot Bitch Stripping Naked on the Couch
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2016

Sep

Monica Bellucci Naked Tits for Old Italian Men of the Day

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If you ever hang out with old Italian barbers – or old Italian pizza shop pizza makers – or old Italian mobsters….you’ll know that old Italians, along with Soccer, Pasta and their Mothers…fucking love Monica Bellucci and her big old tits..

Tits that at 51 – she is still milking…like they are her produce because they are her produce that produce Monica Bellucci…as an entity all those Gelato eating guido / dago can call their own…and say “we have babes too”….because they do…

She’s in a new movie called “On the Milky Road” and I guess she’s showing tit to promote that – good strategy – never gets old – even if she does..

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2016

Sep

Rita Ora Big Titty Bathing Suit Dance of the Day

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Rita Ora is really excited about finally being relevant after being cast on America’s Next Top Model or a similar show…she’s just killin’ it – everyday in the paparazzi, taking her selfies, putting it all out there….finally finding her place in the world as more than just a Rihanna impersonator…but as her own entity…one no one really knows or cares about, but she did fuck a lot of dudes as she navigated the industry and that should count for something…she also has big tits and we like big tits…

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