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2016

06

Sep

Stella Maxwell Nude for Mariano Vivanco of the Day

Stella Maxwell is at the top of her career, and if you saw her when she had a shaved head – doing the gender bender – ambiguous – hipster model thing – you wouldn’t have jerked off to her, but like any girl given a lot of money – she was able to shift that edginess and go as commercial as she fucking could for that EVIL UNDERWEAR stamp of approval…there was no need to be cool, authentic or edgy….with uneven tits…it was grow that hair out, get those tits fixed and look your fucking commercial best…because that’s what people actually want when they do this shit for a living…they don’t care about being cool, being a VS Model is all the cool they need and it fucking pays…

When she first got cast, i thought – shit she pulled a scam off…but she’s morphed into an actual hot bitch…and that should be celebrated by looking at pics of her naked with a dude for the VIVANCO book I posted pics from last week…

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2016

06

Sep

Amanda Seyfried’s in Jeans of the Day

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The only thing I genuinely like in the world is dogs. I don’t need to go into why, it’s pretty fucking obvious, they are just everything humans like to pretend to be, or like to think they are, but totally aren’t…loyal, great companions, fun, cute, affectionate, sweet, amazing….and there is no real bond with any other living creature than one with your dog…it’s a fact…

So seeing a girl who is with her dog, who loves her dog, who even sits on the ground next to her dog because it may or may not being getting old, hot and unwilling to walk…all while wearing a “adopt” a dog, rescue shirt…is beyond erotic to me…it speaks to my fucking soul…and reminds me that Amanda Seyfried is and has always been – at least since replacing LOHAN at being Lohan…the only young starlet I appreciate….she’s probably evil, horrible, entitled, spoiled, a diva, disgusting..but in her public image she’s dirty, lazy, unassuming…and in her movies she’s naked…I am into it…a fan…except for that whole fucking Justin Long thing, but I don’t care about the things that have been inside girls I like….I don’t even worry about getting inside girls I like…I just like knowing they exist…while I can focus on putting my dick in girls I don’t like, respect, appreciate and like buying on discount…at 3 am…

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2016

06

Sep

Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini Cameltoe on Set of the Day

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Tulisa Contostavlos had a sex tape. She was sucking some black cock – back when she was a female rapper in the UK – and it made her famous. No one gave a fuck about the dick sucker prior to the dick suck – but after the scandal she got on TV, became a household name…

Well, she’s back to recording an album, probably for Simon Cowell who we can assume owns her – and she’s showing off some pussy cameltoe in a bikini – as a nice reminder that she probably goes greek – because she is greek – as big black cock in the ass – doesn’t really show in a bikini the next day – like it would with a shredded pussy….after they bang the fuck out of her…so keep it historically accurate or some shit…

The reality is – pussy definition / cameltoe is some of my favorite things to look at on girls…it leaves enough to the imagination…but makes it easy to imagine what the pussy looks like – and that’s often better than knowing what the pussy looks like…it’s about subtleties..

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2016

06

Sep

Doutzen Kroes for Hunkemoller Lingerie of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes got fired from Victoria’s Secret, but she didn’t let that stop her from living out her dreams – or living out what she considers her marketable skills of being a lingerie model – even though she’s not good enough for the big guys, she was still part of the big guys and like any fired employee can spin it to make it look like it was her choice to walk from the million dollar a year contract – to focus on her own projects – since no one likes to be stifled by the mean boss breathing down their neck, and some people like to go off and freelance, building an empire of her own….

I’m surprised any company would want to use someone fired from Victoria’s Secret, when they could use countless young girls who have huge instagram following to at least pretend they are sourcing fresh blood….but like they say – one man’s trash is another man’s cum dumpster…so I guess this is “cum dumpster”…in the lingerie world…

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2016

06

Sep

Ellie GOulding May Have Nipples of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is some UK “hipster” bitch and by hipster bitch…I mean a girl who played hipster bitch knowing hipster was trendy and would pay the fuck out….and now…like all hipster bitches she’s showing her nipples in a dress because that’s what nipples are for…and it’s the trendy hipster thing to do…especially when you’re trying to maintain your hipster hustle since shit fucking pays….and you’re not hipster at all…but you are worth 26 million dollars…because shit fucking pays…

I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, but then again they sneak this shit up on you…knowing you don’t care to hear it – but insisting you listen to it…to get play and get people paid…she’s just a piece of the massive equation…

The best thing about these pics is that she’s wearing a see through shirt, for a movie premiere, but not any movie premiere…another Renee Zelwegger new movie with her new face….who was also at the premiere and who you can see Showing Some Leg of the Day HERE …

But why look at that mangled old lady, when you can stare at ELLIE GOULDING, who I guess made the theme song for the movie, nipples…right…

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2016

06

Sep

Victoria Beckham in Vogue UK of the Day

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Victoria Beckham is in what looks enough like lingerie to me – to be worthy of a post – not because I love Posh Spice, but she looks pretty good for someone who has shat out a dozen kids with David Beckham, when he took time off fucking all other girls who weren’t Posh Spice…because when you’re Beckham – you have options…and that could be the reason Posh maintained as well as she did…nice and preserved…because no girls I know look like this – especially not moms…even in their 20s…but that’s probably because they are poor and disgusting and have to slave away to buy shitty food…while this one’s rich and rich comes with perks like spending your days resting so you don’t age….who cares…totally…

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2016

06

Sep

Madison Pettis in a Bikini of the Day

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Madison Pettis is some 18 year old – I’ve never heard of – but she’s apparently been in the industry since she was 4, so you’ve probably jerked off to her, seeing as you’re fucking weird and based on the comments I’ll assume that you only subscribe to the Disney Channel, which in and of itself should be how pedophiles are caught…anyone with no kids who have that channel are predators….

She’s from Texas, she’s half black, black lives matters, and so do black bikinis…which is what these girls are more about protesting or fighting for, or fighting into…they don’t do politics, or passionately trying to change the face of the world and progress the world we live in…they just want money, fans and a vapid existence filled with expensive shit…but when they use bikini pics as their tactic to get seen…I’ll look – I mean at 18…it’s legal…but young as fuck…even creepy…but her mom who sold her to the industry wants you to see this…it was probably her creepy mom idea…

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2016

06

Sep

Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini of the Day

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Jaclyn Swedberg is some Playboy Playmate, vapid slutty instagram model, possibly an escort on the side like so many of these girls are, definitely a sugar baby – because she’s not fucking dudes who don’t finance her existence…and she’s in Miami…where she’s FACETUNING her instagram pictures to make her look like thick than she actually is…because when I was looking at the paparazzi pics – the first thing I thought was “this girl looks lazy, like an untoned slob, there’s no way this is what she’s putting out to her 800,000 pervert dude fans..”….knowing that all these girls phtoshop the fuck out of their shit…knowing their angles from all the selfie practice in being vapid cunts lets them get away with murder – but poorly shot paparrazzi bring truth…

Not that I give a fuck about any of these whores, I just figure if you like cheesy low level girls who look like waitresses rocking fake tits in a bikini – here you go…I’m so kind…

Here’s the game – guess the instagram pic…

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2016

06

Sep

Candice Swanepeoel is Ready to Drop of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is ready to drop – and like the narcissist ego that happens when you’re a Victoria’s Secret model – always being praised and sucked up to – treated like you’re the hottest girl in the fucking world – for getting half naked in work that is pretty much the only thing she really knows…you get your professional photographer friends to shoot you and your massive gunt – as the parasite inside you grows to an obscene size….before tearing apart her pussy destroying everything she was – and forcing her to try to get fit like the other bitches she works with…

I remember an era where these women weren’t allowed to breed…If pregnancy happened, abortion, they didn’t want anything to get in the way of what they worked for, I don’t know where they get the arrogance from, or why girls these day doe this shit out there in the open – advertising the shit – but I guess it’s all because they think it’s a beautiful experience or something – and don’t realize how much it annoys and offends most men who jerk off to her – who don’t have a ready to drop fetish that is…because it’s vile…and unnatural…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2016

06

Sep

Charli XCX in a Yellow Bikini for Vegas of the Day

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Charli XCX looks pretty fucking rugged in a bikini top in Vegas for some bullshit Vegas pool party that pretty much represents her level of relevance and celebrity…you know throw the bitch into a Vegas pool performance she definitely gets paid big money for, but that is up there with what DJs do, or maybe what Playboy playmates do…it’s not what actual popstars are doing, it’s not what Taylor Swift is doing, making this one some fringe act – no one actually cares about, but she does show off her tits, and that alone makes her matter enough to me…because all these cunts – from bottom of the barrel bacterial eating amoebas, to the top players who are really just well marketed to morons lies…they are all just tits and tits to me…

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