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2023

19

Jul

Caroline Vreeland Greasy Fat Tits of the Day

Caroline Vreeland was an LA based set of big scenester tits that were aspiring to be a singer, only to decide to try the fashion thing because a distant relative of hers was an important figure at Vogue and she could leverage that to her benefit, only to end up in shitty Montreal Canada where she’s had one French Canadian baby and is onto her second French Canadian baby, while still producing OnlyFans titty content because she understands with tits like this, you gotta make money off them, especially when they are official mommy milkers, cuz she’s actually pregnant…

I don’t know how I feel about pregnant chicks doing OnlyFans and I don’t even know how I feel about Caroline Vreeland’s giant greased up like a pig at a wrestle tits, but they happened, they exist and well….check em out….it’s just gross across the board…but the TITS so big!

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2023

19

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fat Chicks Allowed, is the general consensus of this site, my life but unfortunately not my marriage, but in my defence, I got involved with a fatty back when they were not coveted, or fetishized, just looked down upon. She was on disability, it was my own kind of sugar baby-ing, when you don’t have much to offer, you sugar baby what you can get, like the girl who fucks for Subway Sandwiches still gets Subway Sandwiches, even though other Sugar Babies get their rent paid and G-Wagons…..it’s a sliding scale….I also thought I was hedging my bets, because she was supposed to die sooner than this, it’s been 30 fucking years and her obesity hasn’t killed her. I feel so lied to…..

But yeah, there’s a time and a place for fatties, and that time and place isn’t here, but we do it for inclusivity, but also to motivate these fatties to get their lives together and hit the gym, stop eating the cake, you’re better than this…

Which is why the meme that reads “Be nice to fat chicks at the gym so they remember you when they get fit” is so important, you can be the nice guy, but you can’t be complicit in their suicide, you have to motivate gently or cyber bully like me, either way, fat isn’t hot, it’s deadly, it’s not normal, it’s self destructive….so this lie that it is hot, cuz we’re all perverts, is detrimental to us all!

Here are those fatties…

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Posted in:Fatty

2023

18

Jul

Criminal Gigi Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Just the other day, I thought to myself “what ever happened to Bella Hadid, she was a super famous model thanks to instagram, not because she was hot or deserved to be a model, but because the internet is as lame as the fashion industry that eats up anyone with clout like a bunch of groupies, where did she go”…..you know since Bella Hadid was shameless on a near daily basis in her artsy, slutty, fake high brow, dog-faced content made possible because of Gigi Hadid….the sister who paved the way for her before bowing out and breeding with a member of One Direction, only to split up and raise their kid, who will already be fucked up thanks to the parents, in a broken home….

Well, Gigi has made an appearance recently, after years of not being active in modeling or in social media instagramming, and it hasn’t been very hot. She looks aged, bloated, disgusting, but she was rumored to be fucking Homosexual Leo DiCaprio for clout or as a paid job, since he likes to be surrounded by whores, despite being really out of touch…and old….

She’s not in the news because she’s in Cayman Islands, probably tax evading as rich people do, checking in on her investments and her off-shore accounts, and she got arrested.

The idiot flew private to Caymen Islands, where this bikini pic showcasing how trash she is, with weed she bought in New York, which is called DRUG SMUGGLING to the normies….

She got fined $1000 dollars, didn’t do any prison time, and they aren’t giving her the death penalty, but clearly these idiots haven’t learned shit from that dude Brit Grinder in Russia….

The rich, medicated, stoner with the bloated face should get the death penalty, some MIDNIGHT EXPRESS, but thanks to being rich and famous, she can just buy her way out of her CRIMES, it PAYS to be rich…

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2023

18

Jul

Krysten Ritter Bikini Selfies of the Day

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Goth Girlfriend Kristen Ritter, who is most likely a fake goth, because she’s some rich and famous identity crisis who just runs with the whole goth thing because dyed black hair on her pale skin is a look that she’s been forced to maintain because all her nerd autistic fans are so keen on seeing her as the Goth Girlfriend that she can’t quit it even if she tries, posted up some bikini selfies.

The 40 something year old, mom, actually has a pretty skinny and rockin’ body, because when you’re GOTH, you live that CORPSE life, and her Gothic bikini choice of Pugsly Addam socks, almost looks good on her….

I don’t hate Kristen Ritter, I just hate the way she spells her name, because a skinny celebrity even as she ages out is a good thing, at least when in shameless bikini pics for the nerd fans to jerk off to. She’s kid for a goth….isn’t she…

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2023

18

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants are the only romance I know and I am not just saying that because tight pants and romance rhyme in my retarded mind, I am saying that because I like to think I have a romantic relationship with every pair of tight pants I see hugging a cunt when I leave the house, which happens to be MANY pairs of tight pants, since every woman, biologically born with a pussy, or dude pretending to be a woman, seems to be squeezing their genitals into tight places, like the time you used a pencil sharpener as a fleshlight to see what having a big dick feels like…

SO yeah, tight pants, romance, because otherwise it’s just sexual, at least for me and that cheapens the whole “staring at random pussy” experience.

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2023

18

Jul

Halle Berry Snake Charmer of the Day

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As a top level celebrity from a different era of celebrity, it’s safe to assume that Halle Berry is part of the satanist crowd that are rumored to exist, where they have weird sex parties amongst themselves, where they drink blood and do horrible things, in order to be “all in it together”, like a club initiation, where once you cross over you become “Celebrity” and totally higher level human, at least that’s what their narcissism tells them…

So if you follow any of the conspiracies, you’ll know all the imagery, symbolism, tattoos, and bullshit these self involved puppets put out there to the point where it’s clearly gotta be an actual secret society because they are all pushing the same imagery and symbolism…

If you think logically, there’s nothing great about Halle Berry, except many her tits 20 years ago, so she must have been initiated..

The fact that she’s still around, looking like Oprah, doing the Black Face, because she’s WHITE with a tan, appropriating on actual black people because she was lucky enough to have a mom get cummed into by a black guy, so that the racists everyone complains about in Hollywood could comfortably cast her because she’s basically one of their own, and not actually black….but Hollywood black for people less involved to assume she’s black with her fake street accents….makes me think she’s compromised….

The snake, just adds some fuel to that conspiracy theory fire!

Good news though, she’s still got the tits…

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2023

18

Jul

Bella Thorne Underboob of the Day

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Just when I forgot Bella Thorne was a thing, her greasy ginger Disney kid turned infleuncer, content creator, onlyfans vendor, onlyfans manager of other girls she lured into the darkness of low level sex work in exchange for money sort of faded away and I haven’t check in on her tits to see if she still existed….

So just when I forgot about her, she puts out a bikini selfie, rocking some stripper nails, and a skimpy bikini top, barely containing her big titties, that must be fake titties, but who cares about authenticity in this fake as fuck world and just look at the titties…

She’s more plus sized, thicker, no longer fitness influencing, but rather thickness influencing, and it’s not that terrible, since she finally looks like she’s showered, but more importantly, because she’s not as fat as she could be….so we take what we get when it comes to staring at tits too big for a bikini, which by the way, is a fetish. MY fetish….even on TINY TIT TUESDAY….due to my versatility…

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2023

18

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I may have tried jerking off to a huge pair of tits on a senior citizen looking bitch on instagram, only to find out she was generated by the AI, since most people on social media have the look and feel of AI thanks to all the AI filters they use on themselves…

But that doesn’t mean that I was cheating on my Tiny Tit Fetish, because I still feel that Tiny Tits are worthy tits, often times harder working tits, since they can’t just get all the perks of big tits, despite being as hot as big tits, because they are more subtle and demure. They are more classy and lady-like, they are less in your face like a white trash hooters girl on a mechanical bull, and more delicate like a European vacation…

The point is, Tiny Tits come on hotter bodies, which should make you want to cum on Tiny Tits, and if you’re one of those “you’re a fag for like tiny tits” or “you’re a fag cuz tiny tits look like dude tits” you’re hanging out with some serious soyboys, cuz dude tits rarely look as good as Tiny Tits and if they ever do, which they don’t, but if they ever do, they also have a dick, which kinda ruins the Tiny Tit experience, so keep your closet case bullshit to yourself. Fag.

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2023

18

Jul

Jordana Brewster Promotes Potential DNA Damaging Product of the Day

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Jordana Brewster, the Panamanian celebrity thanks to her dad being a finance guy with enough smarts to say:

“fuck paying taxes, I’m moving to Panama, where I will get all the rich people I know to pay ME instead of taxes, in order to set them up with a TAX shelter so that I can finance my daughter in LA to get her famous, which I will use as a marketing hook to secure more money from more people who are excited by the idea of working with the girl from Fast and the Furious’ dad”…

So yeah, she’s old as shit, but still producing bikini pics cuz she feels fit, like a lot of the rich moms you see get out of their range rovers in clothing more skimpy than their teen daughters who you know are ruined by the internet because you saw them humping the air while filming a tiktok video in the grocery store, their mother holding the camera….

But yeah, she’s old, she does not-age-appropriate content with her bikinis, but the brands coming in and paying her are SO age appropriate, you know Lysol Laundry Sanitizer for your fucking face makes you scared of living cucks…..BUT IT IS GOING TO BE COVID SEASON SOON, I NEED TO DISINFECT MY CLOTHES LIKE MY HANDS WITH CANCER CAUSING CHEMICALS, you Lysol Wipe PUSSIES…it’s like TELL ME YOU ARE OLD AS SHIT WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU ARE OLD AS SHIT…..”I know, I’ll pose next to a giant laundry sanitizer”….fucking jokers…..

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2023

18

Jul

Jenna Dewan Beached of the Day

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Jenna Dewan’s in Mexico doing whore shit, despite being a mother of two, with two different men, which I guess is also whore shit…

The well paid thanks to child support, getting half of Channing Tatum’s earnings from his male stripper movie, as well as what I would assume is spousal support due to all the help and support she provided him when he was being gay for pay to climb the ranks of stardom from whatever shit dance movie they were in together….you know back-up dancer shit….that became back-up dancer who thought she deserved to be at the front of the stage, cuz she couldn’t just stay in her lane shit…

Anyway, despite being old, useless, a mom, she’s still out here whoring bikini pics for likes and follows to feel love, adorned, relevant, hot and jerk-offable, so if you’re into charity jerks, here’s one for you….