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2023

17

Jul

Sabrina Carpenter Short Shorts of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter is an industry created actor who also does pop music, because if you’re going to create a celebrity, with all that work, marketing budget, investment, she best be able to deliver on all fronts like her own little J.Lo….I mean just the trauma based mind control to make sure they stay committed to the task at hand must be a fortune from the right doctors who you know will keep their mouths shut if they know what’s good for them….

Well, it being a pop culture icon in a world that seems to still embrace pop culture icons, even though the rational brain would think that people are over exposed to this bullshit, well aware of the scam that is celebrity, and the whole thing is boring and gets in the way of your own narcissism, yet as it turns out, it’s a bonus feature to add to your narcissism, you know so people think you’re relevant or into relevant things while producing your self involved content….

So yeah, Sabrina Carpenter still matters, I’m only interested in the short shorts…

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2023

17

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

GET THEM MOMMY MILKERS AND FEED ME!

Here’s some literal mommy milkers for you LACTATING breast fans, probably because you were never breast fed, or maybe because you’ve never knocked a bitch up and breast feeding reminds you of the TRAD WIFE you never had, which is porn to you after being so destroyed by all the actual porn on the internet…..or maybe you’re just into BIOLOGY and find that whole TITS DOING WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO hot, even if the tits are TECHNICALLY not supposed to be used as masturbation fodder now that they are milk filled, but rather to feed babies, but who cares about that, we’re still polluted and desensitized by porn perverts who see tits and only know one thing that they are good for….and it’s not feeding babies…even if the whole baby thing is responsible for some of these circus tricks…

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2023

17

Jul

Awkward and Annoying Skinny Girl with the Great Tits of the Day

Yourina Calls , who I guess also goes by @you.rinka, who I guess is also an exclusive content vendor, who I am sure makes some pretty un-jerk-off-able content, because you can just tell.

There is a fine line between hot and annoying and figuring out what is too annoying to see the hotness because it overpowers it and I guess this Yourina chick wants to walk that fine line…

She’s not the hottest looking girl around, but maybe she is and she just doesn’t want to be another hot chick, so she does dumb content with her body that is ridiculous….to still get the fans, but without being a cheesy “I’m a hot chick” poser, while still trying to make money off being the hot chick with the hot tits.

She is clearly aware of her hot body, since she monetizes it, but instead of just doing hot content, she wants to show her personality and be as unattractive as possible in the content that she monetizes and the whole thing is weird.

There are plenty of ugly chicks who play the whole hot chick thing up like a bunch of try hards, and manage to pull it off, so an actual hot body could be a huge star, but instead she tries to make an uncomfortable joke out of the whole thing. Intentionally trying to not be hot while simultaneously trying to be hot. So weird.

Instead of being just hot and about this half naked shit, she does awkward and uncomfortable shit you’d expect from an awkward and uncomfortable girl getting naked for you, while still getting naked for you…..

Like if you were to bring a bitch home for a fuck and she just says and does weird nervous things, not like crying because she’s in bed with you, or struggling to breath cuz you have her gagged and tied to your bed, but actual awkward things, like weird dances or groundhogging in doggy style position, or weird cringeworthy statements like “Oh that’s your Wee Wee in my VOO VOO” or some shit when trying to talk dirt….you get what I am saying, the near boner killers that still don’t kill the boners but that challenge your boner…

I can’t even think of experiences that have given me the same feeling as this girl does with the hot tits, trolling us with dumb content to prove that hot tits is all it takes, but I know I have been face to face with a weird dance or two, or a weird ass spread, or a weird theatrical performance that leaves me confused, like the time I couldn’t get it up for a girl, it happens when you’re impotent, and she danced around the room saying “take it in, this is the hottest pussy you’ll ever see”, long before tiktok, while not being the hottest pussy I ever saw, and definitely not doing anything for the boner….

The hot body is hot, but the attitude of a nerd and not in a cosplay way other nerds can buy into but in a blowing her nose because that’s her twitch, thanks to her social awkwardness and austism and not in a good way way…

I feel inspired to post this weirdness that she probably thinks is her art….or her comedy…or her troll because it’s annoying, but the bouncy boobs are amazing and clearly outweigh her attempted weirdness…but she’s walking that fine fucking line brother.

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2023

14

Jul

Britney Spears Still Hostage in a Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears or the AI that is playing Britney Spears or the Body Double that is playing Britney Spears has released a very important, busty mom tit video of her posing in a bikini in what I assume is a vacation they are pretending is a recent vacation, but that is shot like it was a vacation back when Britney was alive….because despite being rich fucks, their cameras are so shit….

In this sporadic and confusing bikini video, the mental case hyped up on who fucking knows what shows us all her fun buys from her hotel lobby on said vacation, leaving me feeling a little uncomfortable because I don’t like unstable bitches, even though I know the crazier they are the better they fuck all while terrifying me…..

This is very much reminscent of the LiveLeak beheading videos of yesteryear, but with a fucked up, still in captivity prisoner who they tell is not a prisoner in hopes she doesn’t catch on, and the whole thing is fucking schizo…..

BUT check out the Britney Tits being sold to us as Britney Tits…even though I find it all very suspicious.

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2023

14

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

When you think of the old On/Off, you may be imagining a named woman bouncing on and on your dick. I get it, it’s a high level concept that you’ve likely seen pictures and videos of, and making it happen for yourself is probably an objective or dream…..

But the real On/Off is the clothed vs unclothed, where you can see a clothed women in a pose next to that same woman unclothed, allowing you to really understand, compare and contrast, all that clothing does to a woman….while satisfying your urge to see every clothed girl unclothed because you’re a pervert, hence you fantasizing about them getting on and off your dick, because you know that it happens to some people, just not to you and one day, if the stars align it may….you sad sack of shit….

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2023

14

Jul

Caroline Vreeland Big Veiny Mommy Milkers of the Day

It’s Friday, all the local girls are out there in their short skirts, showing off their long legs, rocking their braless tits….ready for a good time, a weekend gangbang….but none of the local girls are quite as huge breasted as Caroline Vreeland who has moved to Canada, in what I would assume was to stalk me, since I’m such a pivotal part of her career as I talk shit staring at her huge tits…

It’s Friday motherfuckers and thus a sex party in my pants….where everyone’s invited…but no one has shown up….reminiscent of my childhood social gatherings…

But hey, check out Vreeland’s currently pregnant MILKERS…they are TERRIFYING and also AMAZING…

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Posted in:Caroline Vreeland

2023

14

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

It’s not the panty that makes the woman, but rather the woman who makes the panties….

I may not be a philosopher, but these full back panties, a panty that has been hated and shamed, when placed on the right women, will even trigger the most brain washed loser who is coded to think “Only Thongs and Bald Pussy for Me”….those dudes exist and I know them personally…all “Hair is gross and granny panties grosser”….in what is one of the weirder, least hetero scenarios I can think of….because real dudes like all panties and see them as a challenge to REMOVE said panties.

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2023

14

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets are not just for weird dudes who wonder into the pharmacy late at night, drunk and horny and alone, but still seeking something sexy and exciting so they buy themselves the whorish drugstore pantyhose to put on whatever inanimate object they are fucking, whether it’s a pillow, couch cushion, watermelon, I don’t know…..eventually ending up in the fishnets because they own them so why not, curiosity gets the best of a motherfucker and now he’s a cross dressing psychopath….all because of those damn fishnets…

Fishnets are also for chicks trying to be sexy squeezing into mesh!

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Posted in:Fishnets

2023

14

Jul

Alexandra Daddario Can Suck Her Own Dick of the Day

Alex Daddario, like Margot Robbie and Sydney Sweeney are a bunch of overhyped bitches in Hollywood who can’t act, but who have tits that appeal to whoever is writing the checks and therefore get marketed to the mindless hive mind retards out there who just accept what they are told because they have no opinion of their own.

Humans are just so easily influenced, like a bunch of fucking retards, that they don’t even know what is hot or not and expect to be told by the general consensus, which is why so many ugly fucking duckling rise to the fucking top….it’s pretty embarrassing…but not for Daddario who at least has a fat set of tits and a the ability to eat her own ass like she was Cara Delevigne on Ashley Benson, without the whole fake lesbian thing….

BORING.

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Posted in:Alexandra Daddario

2023

14

Jul

Natalie Roser Bikini of the Day

Natalie Roser is an early to Instagram looking model who stripped down to her bikini, did some brand deals, probably some skinny tea deals, it was the era for that and as time progressed likely launched her own bikini line to give her an excuse or reason to be posing half naked without feeling totally shameless, and likely launched an OnlyFans where she got a little more revealing because the thirsty perverts of the internet were willing to pay and the whole thing is a magical story of success.

She is Australian, so fun, slutty, a good time with an obnoxious voice but who you can’t really guess the age of properly due to the OZONE LAYER sun damage that makes them all look like they are in their 50s, even with rockin’ bodies!


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