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2023

13

Jul

Dua Lipa Nipple of the Day

Dua Lipa has her nipples out.

The is the single most important pop star of the generation, at least that’s how I think she’s marketed, because she’s got international stardom and TikTok Hits, which is really where it’s at….you know so all the mindless, medicated, half retard girls of the world can sit their, eyes glassed over, singing her lyrics in some kind of medicated trance, because Josie and the Pussycats was a documentary, and this brainwashing shit through sound waves is fucking real….

I don’t know any of her songs, but I know that 90 percent of internet users know her songs, they see her as one of their own because she rose the ranks of Youtuber to international sensation, at least that’s the official storyline these manipulators tell us through their big budget marketing…

But it works out nicely for me, since Dua Lipa has her nipples out and I like nipples and thanks to LEADERS like DUA LIPA, so may girls walk around through everyday life with their nipples out, and I like nipples, so disrupters like DUA LIPA are key to our seeing of nipples through shirts because all these hive mind, brainless, medicated, half retard girls need a leader to guide them through their showing us their nipples….Dua Lipa, their trusted friend and mentor, helping them be their best version of themselves, by wearing sheer clothing.

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2023

13

Jul

Sophie Mudd Patriotic Mega Tits of the Day

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I assume these Sophie Mudd tit in a bikini pics are from the Fourth, which was 8 or 9 days ago, which you may be thinking “why do I visit a daily updated blog for the latest and greatest in celebrity and celebrity adjacent titties, if the motherfucker takes 9 days to post Sophie Mudd, a budding young star, recently playing herself in The Idol, since those tits have leverage and influence”……not that anyone visits this blog daily, but you get what I am saying…..this should have been posted on the 4th…BUT THE TITS ARE SO BIG, it took 9 days to get around them….to them….because they’re the kind of tits you can get lost in like that actor they recent found dead….it takes months to recover the bodies…

What I am saying is, Sophie Mudd’s tits are so big, you almost feel bad for her, because they can’t be comfortable and must be a liability…blessing and curse shit…but more of a blessing because with the monster tits, I don’t know if she’d be playing herself on stupid TV shows….

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2023

13

Jul

Whitney Cummings Looks Fat of the Day

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I used to think that I was a Comedy snob, not because I think I am funnier than most people, even though I am, but because I never find comedians funny. They seem desperate, try hard, losers who practice in front of the mirror, running the same joke over and over to tell the same joke over and over and that’s pretty trash….

But maybe I was like “hating to hate”, unable to see the GOLD that these BRILLIANT minds come up with…

As it turns out, I just don’t find commercial comedy that funny, these people just aren’t that funny, but this picture of Whitney Cum Dumpster in her full form of being cum dumped in, is pretty hilarious…

A pregnant 50 year old holding her tit with her baby growing up inside her, best joke ever….but the nice thing about it is that she didn’t use all her riches from tricking idiots into thinking she was comedic, by paying some immigrant 150k to have her baby for her, like the baby is a designer purse, like all those other old tired sluts with too much money are doing…..

Why carry a baby the way you were built, connecting you to your child in the most amazing way, when there are Mexicans ready to do it for you….DISGUSTING people…

Whitney Cumming pregnant may be disgusting, but not THAT disgusting, so I support the weird pregnant lady all hormonal getting naked in selfies for the internet like she’s important and people care, but maybe she is, cuz at her age, this is basically a science experiment they need to send out to all those OB/GYN doctors in training to learn about GERIATRIC pregnancies…

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2023

12

Jul

Iggy Azalea Nude Reading of the Day

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I may have hated on Iggy Azalea for being a fake fuck phoney in the past, her rapping was retarded, the celebrity she got from that rapping far more retarded, her weirdly sized ass even MORE retarded, one that no one thought was real, but that many people didn’t care, because the idea of a clown like ass was appealing to them, it was on trend….

However, now that she’s reduced herself to an internet whore, who gets naked in curated shoots as part of her concept, or her artistry, or her vision…to promote, to sell, to make more money, even though she’s already rich, is a pretty solid look..

You see, the OnlyFans movement doesn’t officially bother me, get the money from the simp losers paying when you can, but I do actually like it when celebs who otherwise weren’t getting naked, just can’t resist the attention from getting naked online, so I’ll stare at that ass, which doesn’t even look like a freakish ass it once was….

I’m into Iggy Azalea holdin’ onto the dream right now…

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2023

12

Jul

Suki Waterhouse Bikini of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is the kind of try hard who hits us from every angle…she was first a scenester at the right parties in the UK, then she was a model, then she became an actress, then she dated Brad cooper and did the whole celebrity pussy that celebrity cock lands into, but not hard enough because Irina Shayk was the one able to CAPTURE all the cum in her womb to make that high paying, solid ROI baby….while SUKI went back to the drawing board, found another celebrity to get under, this time the guy from Harry Potter or Twilight, I forget his name….and recently, I saw that she sings, or has a band…because WHAT CAN’T SUKI DO, she does it all…just not very well….or not well enough to really matter….

Well, here she is on a paddleboard in bikini being skinny, and I appreciate the tiny tit, the skinny body, so I’m down for the world to give SUKI a chance, she’s put in the work, or more work than most and deserves it.

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2023

12

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit bitches….

It gives us something to jerk off to, because fitness is hot, it’s healthy, it means they can fuck better than a fatty, while looking better than a fatty, so that we can lay there as fatties inspired by their fitness, their musculature, since it takes work to look good, to be healthy, especially in a world where they want us all fat, sick and dead…

Point of the story, fit bitches doing fitness is the only reason I’d ever get a gym membership….FOR THE JERKING OFF MAN…that’s my workout….even if it gets me arrested…HIGH RISK!

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2023

12

Jul

Jennifer Garner Sexy in the Pool of the Day

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Here’s some Jennifer Garner, who you may know as an uneventful actress, or as Ben Affleck’s biggest fucking fan, top Groupie, who stood by her man all those years because he’s Ben Affleck and she’s just Jennifer Garner…

She’s likely in her 50s by now and she’s committed to convincing us something that we already know with this photo series….and that is that NOT ALL BIKINI PICS ARE created equally..

She may want to go back to the drawing board, realize her mom ass is a celebrity and thus better than most asses her age, and since she hasn’t been a whore in her career like she was in the AFFLECK bedroom, now would be a good time to start…even if it’s too late…it’d be more fun than this..

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2023

12

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed girls are either dumpy, lazy, ghetto, trashy, down to earth hippies being all BOHO in their Tie Dye, and here’s a mix of a wide variety of them to celebrate that weed culture, which is a thing because weed smokers are lame and try to go over the top with their love for the herb by over promoting it in all aspects of their life, which is apparently less annoying on a half naked chick being a pervert than on some punk kid in his weed hat, shirt, pants and necklace smoking his weed on the streets now that it’s legal…

I think I had more respect for weed smokers when it was illegal, because weed smokers now are just mainstream and hive mind retards, but if they get naked, it’s a little more appealing since they are naked….funny how that works.

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2023

12

Jul

Cara Delevingne Leaks Ashley Benson Nudes of the Day

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I don’t know if I am going to get sued for posting these Cara Delevingne pics, but that’s the nice thing about making no money and having nothing to lose I guess….

It is quite possible that these aren’t even Ashley Benson’s rocking tits with Cara Delevingne, but rather DEEP FAKES, AI, or look-a-like lesbians….

I like to think it’s more exploitive and bitter, because I see so many lesbians in a given day, it’s a trend now, and they all give me dirty looks when I smile at them, because I am a man, or because they are angry….never have a met a happy lesbian….

Maybe Cara in one of her mental breaks after hearing Benson moved back to cock and got hotter, is now engaged to be married to the cock, which is a billionaire’s cock…..was like “I am going to expose you if you don’t pay up”….

Whatever it is, it’s a pretty asshole move by the actor playing Delevigne because clearly the actress playing Benson in these pics is being shot against her will by a creeper….and sometimes creeper pics are the best pics…

In conclusion, Ashley Benson’s good but lesbianism is bad.

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2023

12

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know, it’s summertime sadness out there, and you can actually see non stop pussy wedgies in person, in human form, by pretty hot chicks that are wondering the streets with their pussy eating up their shorts like a fat bitch at the all-inclusive resort, just aggressively as fuck that it’s ALMOST gross…

I mean just today, when delaying my antics on this internet website machine, I saw at least 3 solid pussy wedgies, some fatter lipped than the next, all in bike shorts, or those dumb wrestling outfits, all worthy of jerking off to, because sometimes the pussy wedgie is more appealing than the pussy itself…

We had a fatty in shorts to small, a skinny in shorts to small, a curvy in the right way with shorts to small…ultimately, the common thread was shorts to small and this is a taste of the pussy wedgie, but if you’re smart, get outside and get an actual taste of a pussy wedgie by licking any seats the pussy wedgie may find themselves seated on!

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