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2016

02

Sep

Nina Agdal & Hailey Clauson Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes of the Day

Nina Agdal and Hailey Clauson are part of the Sports Illustrated summer program, where she’s showing her nipples in artistic black and white shoots….because this is art or some bullshit – at some event that Sports Illustrated is probably getting paid a lot of money for, otherwise they wouldn’t bother organizing this shit…unless they realized if they used their hooker promo model team more than just in February when they release the magazine, they can get content all year round…sure it makes the excitement that no one has for the magazine dwindle…if they get it everyday….but we get it everyday – from their hookers and other hookers alike..making none of this shit special, exciting or interesting…even when you can see the trick’s nipples…

Boring.

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK3 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK3 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK3 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Mermaid Parade Coney Island, NY, USA 06/18/2016 SWIM-118 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Mermaid Parade Coney Island, NY, USA 06/18/2016 SWIM-118 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|Nina Agdal|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Ruby Aldridge and Arpana Rayamajh for Some Magazine of the Day

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Ruby Aldridge and Arpana Rayamajh in some fashion magazine as a reminder that behind every 4 million dollar a year model for some Evil underwear brand that no one really understands how she became a part of…other than that she was working the LA scene harder than the TAMPON ads she was booking…is a younger sister…we can also fantasize about having sex with – because sister sex is the best sex – for perverts who like the idea of sisters having sex – which is unfortunately every fucking dude out there…

I don’t know who Arpana Rayamajh, but this isn’t about her, it’s about Ruby Aldridge, my queen an old myspace friend who dumped me around the time her sister booked Victoria’s Secret, and her own career went mainstream, since no one wants a creepy pervert blogger as a friend, it’s a liability…it is also humiliating because blogging is pretty fucking pathetic…but I still remember the good internet times we had together….and for that reason alone…we all must collectively celebrate the enigma, the goddess, the skinny and tall…who looks like an actual model Ruby Aldridge….

Posted in:Ruby Aldridg|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Black Cop Daggering White Girls in the UK and Other Videos of the Day

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Prostitute Offers Discount Because Dude’s Penis is Pinky Sized

Preacher VS Hooker

Dead Frog in Ice Cream

Carnival Cruise VS Marina

Right Light Runner…

Cyclist VS Motorbikes

Soccer Player Applauds Himself

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS

2016

02

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to go through life reminding myself that every girl I talk to, even the most wholesome and religious, even the kindest and most basic, even the most beautiful and happily married…has a part of her…a little place in her mind, heart and soul…that wants to be banged by more than one dude…

Is it learnt behavior, from porn breaking us down as a society, is it instinctive…is it some animalistic nonsense…who knows..but remember, everytime you talk to any woman..even your mom…she’s masturbated to getting manhandled by a group of dudes at least once…

Now I’m not into gangbangs, dudes annoy me..all fucking horny enough to fight for one hole with boners together..but bros and other primates and high school kids don’t give a fuck and make it happen because it is normal…..

I’m just into knowing girls want it…allows you to treat them with the respect they deserve..

Here are some pre-labor day links…

Titty Bounce..
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Rihanna Got a Drake Tattoo on her Feet for the Feet Fetishists
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Nicki Minaj has a New Music Video You Don’t Care to See
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This is the Best Fat girl in a Sports Bra Dance Video
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Bitch You Lied to Me
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Chris Brown’s Hooker is a Hooker..
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Star Wars – Go Rogue Trailer
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Taylor Swift’s PR Machine is Working Hard
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ALicia Vikander at an Event with a Dude She Probably Fucks….
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Creepy Old Man Gets Off Wearing Creepy Bodysuit
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Britney Covers Marie Claire
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Some Girl on Some Weird Star Wars Performing Art…
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Porn Casting Couch Audition Weirdness
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Buy a Piece of American Hollywood History…with this 135,000 dollar house!
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Gold Coated Popcorn
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2016

01

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today – I found out a girl I used to sext deleted me off social media, I guess my opinion of our romance was far different than hers. I thought it would be forever…I guess I was wrong…

So I pulled up her old nudes and jerked off to them alongside her wedding pics because romance lives forever…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Not Wearing Bras….
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Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage
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Rihanna Kisses Drake
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Kerri Walsh Jennings Beach Ass
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Whore and her Bare Ass
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Chloe Grace Moretz and Brooklyn Decker Split…
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Taylor Swift in a Onsies..
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Emma Stone Cankles
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Kenzie Doesn’t Want Bitches to Lie
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2 Chainz Eats Gold Popcorn
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Barbara Palvin in a Tight Dress
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Demi Lovato Drives for Lyft
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The New Spike Jonez Ad
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Eleven From Stranger Things Raps Nicki Minaj…
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Bill Nye the Science Guy Gets a New Show
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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Chloe Ferry Panties to Fap To
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Kelsea Ballerini – in a Yellow Outfit
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Die Antwoord – New Crazy Video
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The Voice of your Childhood…
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Two Girls in Blazers with No Bras at the VMAs
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Tara Reid at the Slot Machine
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Emma Stone Legs…
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10 Most Controversial TV Episode
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Gemma Arterton in a White Dress of the Day
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Ashley Benson in a Tight Pants
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Bob Ross Hair was a Lie
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Jennifer Lopez is Sad
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Kaia Gerber at a Premiere
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Caroline Wozniacki Legs
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Real Pornstars on the Casting Couch…
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Imogen Thomas Big in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner Raking it in – With No Bra
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Big Sloppy Tits…
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Face Dildo
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Catwalk Titty
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Oktoberfest Lesbians
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Masturbator
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Tits in the Shower
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Feminist Dyke VS the Patriarchy
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Some Random Girl and Her Pubic Hair
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THIS ‘NEARLY BANNED’ VIDEO CAN GET YOU LAID TONIGHT
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Some Girl with Big Fake Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

01

Sep

14 Year old Kaia Gerber – the Gerber Baby – Plays Dress-Up of the Day

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I understand when a really ghetto drug addicted hooker – living in a one bedroom apartment with no running water or food in the fridge – deeper than being down on her luck – mom decides to get her 14 year old into the family business. You know, she’s hit puberty, you can charge a premium, whatever…your life fucking sucks, you’re a disgusting degenerate anyway…why not add more fuel to your resume of gutter, rock bottom, low life trash…

But when Cindy Crawford a very rich woman, married the Randy Gerber a very rich man…who also has very rich parents…I don’t understand why at 14, they think it’s a good idea to throw their daughter Kaia Gerber into the mix.

I get it, people are attention seeking fame whores, people love social media, people love being published in magazines, and people are taking interest in her based on her name and mom alone…so the opportunity is there…but the opportunity will be there in 3 or 4 years when she’s legal, after she’s done school, maybe even when she’s in college during the summer…

But to get her posing, showing skin, pulling the Jardashian fame whore, attention seeking, create her into a brand other brands will pay for…just makes no fucking sense…it can only attract negative attention, bad decisions, and perverts like you jerking off to her…

She’s 14…she should be getting her first babysitting job, not her first magazine cover in a fashion magazine famous for putting nude pics of Kim Kardashian out there…

I blame social media for this…

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2016

01

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Taylor Swift has been working on her ass…and showing off her ass…and I guess her tits…in what I guess is a re-brand as a hot enough girl to justify all the cock that has been inside her…when before she was just a pretty average lanky bitch who was relatable because she wasn’t all that hot…and would be the kind of girl guys break, but when you’re worth 100 million dollars a year, you start to gets lined up and ready to stick it in you…hoping it sticks…forcing her fake songs to be not taken seriously – because clearly they are a fucking lie….and she’s just a slut…a slut…who like wearing tight pants…even when it doesn’t involve showing her cameltoe…

TO SEE the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

01

Sep

Kate Moss in a New Ad Looking Hot of the Day

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Kate Moss is a goddess….

Sure she is old, fat, beat up, likely STD ridden, from the last 20 years she’s survived as a rockstar fucking, partying, single mom living the life of luxury…as a top model….doing coke all the time….

And yes, I normally hate old, fat, washed up women…even though they are easy, low maintenance, just happy you talk to them in their sadness and tears, willing to pay you back for the attention with great blowjobs….but for some reason I want to smell Kate Moss’ genitals to try to experience where the places it has been..

Maybe it’s because she’s fashion and clearly a high maintenance, egotistical cunt…a cunt that I’d like to taste…after smelling it to experience all the dirty places it has been.

Posted in:Kate Moss|SFW

2016

01

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Titty and Ass Flash Shopper of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio tit hanging out while her ass is hanging out of a dress … for the paparazzi while shopping is what one could call great fashion sense, or maybe someone would think it was an older mom trying to reaffirm the world that she’s got what it takes, and not just implants but an ass too…and that just because she’s had a couple kids with rich guys…and just because younger girls are way hotter than her…doesn’t mean she’s not a contender…..or maybe when the world has seen you naked, you stop bothering trying to cover up, it’s like when you fuck a girl with your little dick, eventually you’re good with her seeing the little dick, cuz she’s seen it before…fascinating..

TO SEE the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2016

01

Sep

Isabeli Fontana Naked for Lui Magazine of the Day

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Isabel Fontana is a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system, you know hypcorisy where billion dollar companies are above the fucking law when they should be locked up like he perverts they are…..she’s also been in SI….and was listed in the top 20 top earning models…making her the kind of model you’d want to marry….at least that I’d want to marry….or just jerk off to..even now that she’s old…getting naked for LUI magazine…

Posted in:Isabel Fontana