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2016

01

Sep

Stella Maxwell Titty for Mariano Vivanco of the Day

Stella Maxwell, is on the hustle, she’s taking advantage of her low level model celebrity and milking it by showing off her tit for some photographer, because showing off tit is what these models need to do to exist, not that showing off tit is not a big deal, it’s cool, it’s just tit, it’s trendy, everyone shows tits…so don’t sexualize the tit..even though I sexualize the tit….

It’s just interesting that all these titty models have exposed their tits like some low level porn chicks…but I am sure that’s not all they’ve done to get here…at least it’s way more high end…because the drugs are better, the hotel rooms are better,

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2016

01

Sep

Lais Ribeiro by David Bellemere for LUI Magazine of the DAy

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Lais Ribeiro is getting pushed hard by Victoria’s Secret…she’s now in LUI magazine, another one of these “Get naked, we were a porn site, but we aren’t a porn site anymore, so give us huge ad dollars, look we hired a trendy Victoria’s Secret photographer who takes good nudes – and his nudes are the reason David Bellemere exists and is making tons of money…

This isn’t the whole shoot, just a taste, but she’s good..better than any Brazilian tranny with AIDS you’ve probably banged, and by you I mean me…oh Brazil…

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2016

01

Sep

Oral Sex in Theater and other stepNEWS of the Day

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Weird Body Painting Event

Patient VS Doctor

Sex Dolls of the Day

Old Man Gets Pranked

Dog Watches Soccer

Knife Weilding Man VS Swedish Police

Golfer VS Drone

Drunk Scooter of the Day

Man in Flames…

Cop who Shot Teen Girl..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

01

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The one thing I miss about working in an office – is sexually harassing co-workers….and sometimes even fucking them…when you work alone on a blog…the only person to sexually harass is yourself…and I guess hot girls running in spandex down the street…girls of all ethnicity…but without the pretence of being co-workers – you know that personal touch or connection – they get way more mad when you stick your boner into their back when they are getting coffee…

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Girls Not Wearing Bras
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Bob Ross’ Hair was a Fucking Lie
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Naya Rivera’s Tits are her Best Investment.
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Knight Rider KITT Reviewed Like a Normal Car
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Cara Santana in Tank Top…
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Ferrari GTO of the Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Modeling Bullshit
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Blac Chyna Pregnant and Naked
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Couple Caught Having Sex in Park During Pokemon Gathering
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Returning from the Mars Simulation
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Garage Drift Fail
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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2016

31

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent the afternoon – staring at some girl’s tit through the armpit of her cut off band t-shirt…because girls, along with wearing short shorts..don’t wear bras…don’t bother me none… but what does bother me is that women are on this down with the patriarchy nonsense, sexual harassment nonsense, but still want dudes to pay for their shit and sugar daddy them…like a they want what they had and what we had…and there’s nothing you can do about it – but find some subservient bitch who doesn’t act up…you know the kind of girl who’s period follows her friends, not the girl who’s period leads her friends….

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Lots of Booty. Lots of Booty…
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Naya Rivera’s Fake tits are her Best 8,000 She Ever Spent
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Girl Sucks the Fuck out of a Banana
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Drift into Garage Fail
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Tits and Ass Flash
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Hope Solo Quits Soccer
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Meryl Streep Porn…
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Angelic Elle Fanning in a White Dress
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Obama Smokes Weed, His Daughter Smokes Weed, We Should Smoke Weed!
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Jaimie Sullivan is My Girl Who Dissed Leo to the Press. Amazing.
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Idiot Tree Cutting
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Lady Gaga Does Yoga on the Plane
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Ariel Winter Sloppy Side Tit
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Girls Tugging on Clothes…
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Disappearing Glaciers is Real Bro
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Drunk X-TIna Aguilera
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Chanel Westcoast – Nipple
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Kim Kardashian is a Whore
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Hilary Duff – Bikini Tits
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Gisele Made 30 Millions This Year
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Girls who Support their Teams
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Jessica Abla’s Got Tits.
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Red Light Accident
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Some Slut named Jorgie Porter in a Bikini
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Weed Cupcakes in Washington
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Rachel McCord in LA
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Miranda Kerr on Orlando Bloom’s Non- Billionaire Dick
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Disney Slut Madison Beer on the Staged Paparazzi Slut Hustle
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Pug Faced Chrissy Teigen Tits
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Shay Mitchell – LEGS
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The Slut Chris Brown Waved Gun At
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Charlotte Mckinney Has Legs..
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Sara Jean Underwood – Fishing with her Undertits
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Rita Ora is Taking this Being in NYC thing Seriously – Paparazzi Pics Daily
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Izabel Goulart – Lingerie Fashion Show – Hard Face
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Tribute to Gene Wilder
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Big Juicy Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn – By Me
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Big Tits Out in a Store
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Redheaded Slut on the Bus – Finger Banging that Bald Pussy
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Fat Girl Titty Dance
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Some Serious on Stage Deep Throat…
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Glory Hole of the Day
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Big Tits – Power Lift
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Girl Suckin Dick on the Busw
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Drug Smuggler of the Day
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Naked Alice Krige
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2016

31

Aug

Britney Spears Eats Ice Cream of the Day

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Do you ever sit outside the ice cream shop for 8 hours at a time – to watch all the babes coming out with their ice cream cones…slowly caressing them with their mouths…AND TONGUES….white creamy substance dripping down their faces…all while wearing fitness gear like they just worked out…

You know the kind of mom treating her kid to ice cream in what looks like she’s trying to reclaim the excitement of sucking a new cock…by using the ice cream as that cock…but not her husbands boring old cock, a cock that gives her joy – in a sweet and frozen variety…

Filling her empty world….the same wife who just wastes away as her husband works and makes money for them – emotionally eating her face off due to sadness when alone but pretending she doesn’t eat carbs or sugar or meat in front of people – saying no thanks to birthday cake…just lettuce…but bitch I’ve seen you when you’re alone…enjoying that moment of lust…with ice cream…and it is erotic erotic…

THIS IS BRITNEY DOING THAT…OMG

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2016

31

Aug

Diane Kruger is Hot in a Red Bikini of the Day

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40 year old Diane Kruger has a 40 year old face – but she’s recently single and she’s looking pretty fucking great – her body is pretty fucking rocking – her nipples are pretty fucking youthful – and as much as I hate 40 – modern science has made it not so bad to jerk off to – sometimes…

My brain tells me she’s an old lady, I know she’s an old lady, we can’t hide that she’s an old lady…but not having kids and being of the Aryan German DNA that we can assume was modified to created a superior race – paid off…

This is good..single life at 40 baby..I’d fuck it.

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She did a not so shameless video on the beach..

A video posted by Diane Kruger (@dianekruger) on Aug 27, 2016 at 10:56am PDT

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2016

31

Aug

Sara Sampaio Topless for GQ Mexico of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is the non-fat ambassador of the modern modeling world. She’s also one of the products being exploited by the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND…

I like to think they are up to no good over there at the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND head office and that Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese version of Adriana Lima, who coincidently speaks Portuguese…..in what I think could be a clone or a variation of Adriana Lima, where they took her EGG when they first abducted her and made this creature in her image…who has similar face…

The assumption is that they they took the dumpy at 30 fat gene out of….which is why Sara Sampaio is so skinny..

I’ve said this theory before, but no one has listened and it would hurt my feelings – if I wasn’t a sociopath.

TO SEE HER TOPLESS ON A YACHT – CLICK HERE

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2016

31

Aug

Hailey Baldwin’s Deep Stretch of the Day

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Sold her soul to the Kardashians…there is no way they built her up, brought her to all their events, helped create her instagram, pawned her off to Beiber when she was 17 like the MADAMS they are thanks to their mom being less of a Madam and more of a straight up pimp ….and that they aren’t TAKING a cut of this cunt they created…

Not that Hailey Baldwin had a soul, she was just a vapid rich girl who thought she was hot, and now thinks she’s a model, because that’s the struggle these idiots go through – instead of getting an education – they show their Ballet flexibility they still have for their fans which are young dudes who jerk off to them – and make them feel more valued than their dad who is too busy being an egotistical cunt of his own to bother…

I don’t find her hot, but she’s not that bad – and really at least she’s not Ireland – the big bulbous baldwin…

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2016

31

Aug

Emily Didonato for Pop Magazine of the Day

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Emily Didonato may have a dirty ethnic sounding name….but Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fueled by fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….but I guess every once in a while….a girl like this slips through the cracks…and looks fit, or skinny, like she’s not part of this body positive – even though it’s a negative body – on all aspects of health…and you’re only being positive about it because you’re a lazy cunt…situation…

Here she is in a magazine…

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