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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Having a conversation with a girl about how she only got her period at 19 – because she was anorexic thanks to her mom starving her to get her into child acting…would be more erotic if I was getting a blowjob when she was telling me the story…

Having people get mad at me for saying the hooker I fucked had a Bruce Jenner Pussy….is just a reminder of how insensitive people are to girls with tranny looking pussy.

Having nothing better to talk about is a general theme of my life…

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Hot Girls in Flannel
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Dolly Parton Big Titty Erotica
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Kim Kardashian Tight Dress
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Angeliquee Morgan is a Terrifying Looking Hooker
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Mariah Carey – Doesnt Like Beyonce Music
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Some Chick Named Rachel Platten in See Through
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Jessica Alba – Sweaty Cleavage
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Abigail Ratchford – Huge Tits
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Road Rage of the Day
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Slutty Cosplayers…
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Jennifer Garner Working Out Isn’t Hot
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DMX has 15 Kids
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Laura Cremaschi – Loses Her Top
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Gandalf Won’t Officiate Weddings
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Conor McGregor Post Fight Interview
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Pixie Lott – Tight Shirt
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Ola Jordan Nipple Car Wash
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Some Whore Takes Out the Trash in her Underwear
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Shootout at the Gas Station
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Amy Schumer TIts Over Tampa
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Rhian Sugden in a Bikini
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The Awkward Supercut
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This Arielle Kebbel Girl is Hot
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The Battery that’s Lasted 176 Years
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Jennifer Lawrence is Top Paid Actress
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Naya Rivera in a Weird One Piece Bathing Suit Dress
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Rosie Huntington is Hot
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Couple Climbs the Highest Construction Site in the World
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Christina Milian Fame-Whoring Them Big MOm TITs
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Gross Naked German Monster
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The Lion Dog!
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Two Girls – Naked Together
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Driving Car Handjob
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Feminist Dyke VS the Patriarchy
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Festival Fuck
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Girl Fucked by Mickey
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Scuba Freak Out
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Big Stupid Tits
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2016

Aug

Bella Thorne Kisses a Girl of the Day

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Obviously…this was bound to happen.

This girl is a master of this shit, she’s just got it all figure out – how simple minded men are – that the less slutty approach gets way more response if there’s a level of slutty in it – becuase being spread pussied on her insta wouldn’t leave anything for the imagination – it’d just be gratuitous – but showing tits in a top, ass in tight pants or shorts, dancing and squatting and swimming is all innocent fun…and pervert dudes love innocent fun…just keep giving them a little taste and they keep coming back for more…

It’s got to the point of girl on girl kiss – I feel like I’m at a college party in the 1990s when this behavior first came to my attention – “girls kiss girls for guys to get horny and fuck them – only to be called rapists the next day”….fascinating…

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2016

Aug

Stella Maxwell’s Secret Nipple of the Day

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You need superhero vision to spot this one, which is probably not a big deal to you, because you’re the kind of loser who sees nipples in even the thickest sweater. It’s part delusional weirdo, part really fucking horny, and it’s 30 percent accurate, but that’s good enough, because as long as your virgin loser ass sees a nipple, it doesn’t matter if it’s really there…it’s not like you have any friends to cross reference it with, except maybe like-minded weirdos from whatever internet chat group you exist on, in which case they probably see that nipple too…because they are as pathetic as you…

Now here’s Stella eating that pussy croissant like a pussy…because girl….she eats pussy like a croissant…assuming that she actually ate out Miley in her quest to become the next it-girl model – despite at the time – not being hot…but now…she’s got it going on…it just takes money, success, small implants, a lesbian scandal and hanging out with other models who hook you up to actually make it…

Victoria’s Secret is doing their Michael Bay Holiday commercial in Paris…and this is the glimpse into it featuring Stella Maxwell..

A video posted by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) on Aug 16, 2016 at 11:56am PDT

Here life is this mall brand….

Here’s Elsa Hosk – who is hotter than Stella Maxwelll

???? ???? @elizabethsulcer

A video posted by elsa hosk (@hoskelsa) on Aug 20, 2016 at 8:21am PDT

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2016

Aug

17 Year Old Lily Rose Depp for Chanel of the Day

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I wonder how she got this job?

I mean the good news is that she’s a hot 17 year old, I don’t know if you’re legally allowed to say that…but I’ll assume you are…since people are casting her as a model…

Plus, she has a EURO passport where migrants are fucking 12 year olds, and legally you can fuck 14 or 16 year old girls, at least in France, because they tan topless and that’s enough to make a dude go crazy…

So as long as you’re in France, you can sexualize these, for the rest of you Americans, she is American…so chill the fuck out…

Here’s her mom doing the same campaign in 1991…You sick fucks…you disgust me…

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2016

Aug

Phoebe Price Nipple Slip of the Day

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Phoebe Price is my girl…so we don’t need to point and laugh at her…we need to celebrate her and adore her and laugh with her and love with her and her massive breasts and redheaded nipples…because she’s something special…

That something special is an instagram type model – before instagram existed. The kind of girl who understood that dressing wild and having personality and being loud – in front of the bored paparazzi would get her in magazines and as time went out – she slowing became more and more famous – just never actually famous…

That doesn’t mean she’s not famous to me, she’s perfect, she’s lovely, she’s everything and here are some pics of her nipples on her massive tits..and she’s probably googling herself right now to see them! My Queen…

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2016

Aug

Dakota Fanning in the Backseat of the Day

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Creepy Dakota Fanning posted a picture of her ass cheek on her shoe…I know there are a lot of fetishes rolled up into this one photo…from feet, to ass, to creepy actress, child star, oscar nominee, whored out by her parents, replaced by her sister, left to figure out this world she missed out on all on her own, with a pile of money to do it….so why not put your foot on your ass and make dreams come true or some shit…which is exactly what she did….sex it up girl…that shit always works…rebel against your family….become your own person….this is the gateway to her doing porn…we have a long road of failures ahead…but I believe we can get to that magical place of broken child star wanting anything to get back in front of the camera….which unfortunately she can do with her social media…dammit…

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2016

Aug

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is Portuguese version of Adriana Lima, who coincidently speaks Portuguese, in what I think could be a close or a variation of Adriana Lima, where they took her EGG when they first abducted her for the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND, 18 years ago…and made this creature in her image…who has similar face, but who they took the dumpy at 30 fat gene out of….

MAKES SENSE TO ME…

Well, she’s in Europe filming some bullshit – but her schedule is so rough she took much needed time by the pool in her bikini for the paparazzi, it’s probably part of her contract with the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND…..

And I like how skinny she is…more girls need to get back to this skinny thing…

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2016

Aug

Natalie Portman is Seducing You of the Day

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I used to fuck an engaged girl who looked a bit like Natalie Portman, so every time I see a picture of Natalie Portman, I remember fucking this Jewish girl unprotected up the ass while her engagement ring reflected the light her cell phone was casting on it as her soon to be husband would be calling her to find out where she was – to ask why she wasn’t home – and all that other fun stuff that comes with cheating….

I also think about how Natalie Portman is iconic in the Jewish world – because it proves a Jewish woman can be really hot and it gives the Jewish men reason to become billionaires to seduce this grade of Jewish women – so that they don’t have to end up with the fat one who runs her dad’s deli….it’s a cultural thing…

In a triple threat, Portman is ALSO a Star Wars character and that sets you up with the weirdest fucking people to follow you through life, so seeing her in this red dress promoting bullshit…is pretty nice..

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2016

Aug

Dianna Agron Muddy Tits of the Day

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Dianna Agron is some actor and singer – but I’m only interested in her for her muddy 30 year old tits…up on some Al Jolston blackface tits – making me get all jungle fever up on the shit – imagining her as the NUBIAN princess she’s clearly trying to be…

People get so mad when people do blackface, even on Halloween while dressed like the President, but they don’t get mad when you do Orange face to represent trump, and they sure don’t get mad at a white bitch doing Black Titties…proving that tits cure racism…now that I’ve figured that one out…I feel I can take a nap…

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2016

Aug

Eliza Dushku in a Bra of the Day

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Eliza Dushku is in a bra for some campaign and her face looks like it’s been mangled or jacked up like a Kardashian, these things happen, we live in a vain and empty world that makes girls think they need new lips, noses, face resurfacing….in both surgical procedures, creams and filters to lie to all of us via social media….

Well, she may be 40….she may have dropped out of hollywood to move back to Boston to finish school, because acting is vapid and a waste of time when you’re not getting paid….or work…like Eliza Dushku….

But there was a time when she was the New Girl, the It Girl, the Girl Next Door, the Hot Girl, The amazing girl in all the teen comedy’s that dropped before Judd Appatow and Seth Rogan destroyed the genre…

There was a time when I was into celebrity pussy, I thought, that’s good celebrity pussy, I never have to meet that celebrity pussy, but I see it in movies and it keeps me watching movies, I’d otherwise turn off, cuz it’s hot to look at…

But that was before life made me hate all these overrated girls to focus on the underdog, who sometimes was missing limbs, always had STDs or a rank pussy, or something totally disgusting about her, because the underdog is less of a cunt…now…I just hate everyone…

A video posted by Official Eliza Dushku (@elizadushku) on Aug 20, 2016 at 5:35pm PDT

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