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2023

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s been a while since I did the stepLINKS, I figure we’re all allowed to be lazy, disorganized degenerates, especially when the site’s called DrunkenStepfather, which should be the fucking warning sign that things don’t really get done in a consistent way, just pure, low grade quality content for you.

As it turns out, people apparently like the stepLINKS because they are too lazy to click on the same websites I like everyday, they make me surf the internet for them, like the fucking Mexican slave in these modern times, when they say abolish slavery, here I am working hard for you fucks for free. Disgusting….I hope you’re proud of your bigoted self…

HERE ARE SOME Morning Commute Hangover Dump stepLINKS I would have posted last night for old times, or new times, because the stepLINKS are BACK baby..

Here are some stepLINKS!


Jiggle Boobies (GIF)
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Paige Spiranac’s Cheeky 2 Balls One Cup Video!
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Salma Hayek’s Mexican Vacation!
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Elizabeth Hurley Skinny Dips!
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Jen Selter Bikini View!
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20 Pictures That Will Make You Nostalgic For the Sixties
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Gracie Hunt at the Boat Bachelorette Party!
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Wasp Make You Dance!
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Leni Klum – more bikini shots
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Rita Ora Unleashes Temptation: Thong Bikini Shots Displaying Ass and Boobs Aboard Yacht!
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Rita Ora Chills With the Ice Man!
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Sara Sampaio Takes Her Job Very Seriously!
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Lottie Moss is Ironically Hot in Her Black Bikini!
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Lily Allens on losing her virginity at “about…
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Livvy Dunne’s Summer Vacation Recap!
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NFL WAG Olivia Culpo is Game Ready!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hits the Caves!
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Dorina Guillen Takes Miami Beach in a Very Tiny Bikini!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Nip Slip at the Beach!
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7 Signs you are not an Alpha Male
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Funny Compilation Of Models Falling Down Gracefully
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Beautiful Footage Of A Mother Crocodile Scooping Babies Into Her Mouth
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Lindsey Vonn Climbs Rock Faces in Bikinis!
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Customer Carrying A Pack Of Beer Shoots At Suspected Robber 7 Times
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Scary Set Of Drawbridge Failures Caught On Camera
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Addison Rae is a Pop Princess!
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The mic Cardi B threw has sold at auction
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10 Of The Worst Helicopter And Aeroplane Landing Fails
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Sydney Smith Gets on the Brand Partnerships!
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Alexandra Stan’s Micro G String!
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Funniest GTA Clip Ever
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Kid Rock drink Bud light again
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Adorable Baby Elephant Wants To Ride On Mom’s Back
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Horrifying Accidents Involving Tyres
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Sydney Smith the Livvy Dunne’s Busty Alternate Pulls Through!
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Alexis Ren’s Sunset Moment!
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Reason Behind Royal Jelly Being So Expensive
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30 Scary Moments Of Big Birds Hunting
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Angel Reese on Vacation!
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Looking At The Strange Organ Inside Sharks
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Tourists Have Their Hair Standing On End In The Kumtag Desert
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MMA Fighter Valentina Vackova is on Vacation!
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Caroline Vreeland Bares Her Bump!
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Nissan GTR R35 With Massive Pops And Bangs
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Find Sugar Babies
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MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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From the Forum

Jennifer Lawrence – Dinner at Via Carota in New York
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Sofia Richie – Running errands in Beverly Hills
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Renee Olstead – Tits Out
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Caylee Cowan – Love the Label photoshoot in Los Angeles
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Shopping in West Hollywood
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Laura Gemser, Annie Belle, Nieves Navarro, Ziggy Zanger – Black Velvet (1976) Nude Photos
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Leni Klum – Bikinis On a Yacht in France
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Victoria Justice – Potential Tit Slip At A Taylor Swift Concert
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Olivia Rodrigo Slutty Dress!
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Jordana Brewster’s Old Ass Looks Good in a Bikini
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Old Fat Ass J.Lo in a Bikini
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Kristen Bell Runs in a Sports Bra
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Reese Witherspoon’s Pointy Chin Daughter in a Denim Dress
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Caylee Cowan in Fitness Leggings for the Paparazzi
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Eiza Gonzalez in Fitness Leggings for the Paparazzi
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Emma Watson in Leggings
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Amatuer Doggy Style
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Hottie Rides the Dildo!
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Public Masturbator Actually Wins
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Baby Got Back
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Fuck shower doors
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Tits On A Stick
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Amateur Flesh: Yoba Fingering Her Pussy
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RE-Redefining Premature Ejaculation
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The Sounds Of Love
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Alyx Star Gives You a Lap Dance of a Lifetime!
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Clear Dildo in Ass
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Subtle Outdoor Pussy Rub
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Hot Cosplayer Morgpie Fucks Her Roommate!
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Fuck the Fuck Machine!
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17 People Definitely Having A Shittier Day Than You
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Redbull Gives You Wings!
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Shower Sex with my Beautiful Girlfriend
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Airport Girl Gets Wild!
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So, Crazyshit… Would You Hit It?
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Who is Next At Bat?
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Cooking Show with Busty Angel Wicky!
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Sexy Blonde Riding
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MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS –
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2023

23

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

There are two kinds of fat chicks….the kind who squirrel away and live their mousy little lives with their books, their knitting, their cats, their midnight snacks that no one can judge them for because no one cares enough to be there, to intervene, to help motivate them to lose weight, if anything they just stay the fuck away and allow them to have their lonely, sad, depressing existence….with no real motivation to get their life together, to drop the weight, or to improve the misery they find comfortable in its mediocrity…

The other kind of fat person is the bigger than life, life of the party, big personality who knows that everyone is looking at their freakish size, so they bring a personality as big to the table with their big size, because they don’t get enough attention being big….it’s the outgoing fatty, who likely fucks dudes on the regular because they don’t think they are fat, or they own being fat, and they likely get naked on the internet…

I prefer the fatties who live in the prison they built for themselves, a CELLBLOCK of shame, but the extrovert fatties still have tits, oftentimes scary tits, and tits are always worth looking at, even if it is for a cultural analysis for your PhD in NUDES….

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Posted in:Fatty

2023

22

Aug

Leni Klum’s Tits Continue of the Day

Leni Klum is the most important thing to happen this year, mainly because she’s got giant fucking tits, but some of you may be excited because you jerked off to her Victoria’s Secret mom in the 90s and this is pussy that’s come out of her pussy, making you both old and weird….

People are mad that she’s got a flat ass, which doesn’t really offend me because she’s got plenty of time for her metabolism to slow down and her to fatten the fuck up…..which means I am not one of those people mad at her small young tight body, because I’ve seen the tits on her, have you seen the tits on her, they are tits that Heidi wants you to see, they bring new life to her and make her suddenly interesting!

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2023

22

Aug

Whitney Cummings Titty Vein of the Day

Good one, jokester.

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2023

22

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny tits are titties too…

I am a tiny tit supporter, a tiny tit ambassador, I am a hero who champions the tiny tit because tiny tits are hot, the host bodies less likley to be slop. so get your tiny tits right now….in this gallery!

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2023

22

Aug

Dua Lipa Bra of the Day

DUA LIPA is one of the most important popstars in the history of popstars because she was designed this way in the lab they raised her in after finding her in a Albanian refugee camp with Rita Ora and Bebe Rexha….

She’s got some bullshit storyline of going viral doing cover songs on Youtube, only to land a record deal and become the most VIRAL talents of ALL time….thanks to her loops being looped on TikTok and unfortunately those loops are song loops and not the loops that her vaginal lips make when she queefs, which I assume is a thing…

She’s got a set of tits that she has encased in some GUCCI because she’s rich and fancy and the good news is that as annoying as she is, she’s not that tranny Sam Smith, so I’ll take a whorish popstar over an annoying woke libtard genderless one pushing the insane agenda that scares me and not just because I accidentally walked into a PRIDE market this weekend and saw WAY too many nerds who found a community and in finding said community based on their sex habits, have now grown out a beard despite owning a cunt….it’s weird out there, so classic pop tits a win…

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2023

22

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

One of life’s great joys is that women wear really tight fucking pants, now more than ever. You see they always wore tight pants, it’s part of their trying to get male attention so that they have something to complain about once they get that male attention, but for whatever reason, COVID made the world a lazier and more expensive place and these bitches, who now have inflationary bills to pay, know that the comfort of their athleisure is as important as the fact that you can see full cunt and asshole through the tightness of the athleisure gear….and that’s good for fucking business, you know to get that male attention so that they can complain about how gross men are, before trying to sell them pics of their assholes for 9.99 a month. Women…a weird breed but I am perfectly fine being the creep that gives them the toxic masculinity they complain about!

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2023

22

Aug

Iris Apatow Bikini of the Day

There’s a meme that I saw that read that retarded women have rockin’ tits because it allows them to have a better chance at survival. Makes sense to me because tits will make even the most normal dude fuck a retard for the tits…

I didn’t believe the meme because I had never really seen any hot retard tits, but I have known some retards who were kids of people I knew that escaped their retard institutions for weeks at a time only to come back pregnant, so I always thought that retards were down to fuck….

Earlier today, I saw a retarded girl walking along all retardedly, her mangled face from what we’ll assume was a fucked up premature birth terrified me, but her shirt was tight and her tits were perky and large, her nipples hard and I said “Damn that retard meme was FACTS”….

Iris Apatow, the daughter of Judd, who I once saw do stand-up where he talked about his daugthers and their vaginas, which creeped me out back then, since they were children….probably thinks she’s next generation Hollywood, because these people just cast their kids, creating some insular industry of low grade crap, but in her mind she’s ROYALTY…

Well, she looks like a retard in the face but the tits aren’t epic for survival at all, probably because she’s rich and her retardedness can buy survival…but the good news is that at least she starves herself out!

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2023

22

Aug

Jenna Dewan Panty Flash of the Day

I’ve told this story before, I only have about 5 stories that I remember and unfortunately this is one of them….

The story goes like this…

Jenna Dewan, the back-up dancer, always at the back of the stage, never at the front of the stage, probably always wanting to be the front of the stage, but that’s not where back-up dancers are, even when they are whores….

She was able to take her dancing abilities to the bedroom with Channing Tatum, maybe they bonded on dance, or maybe they bonded on being whores on casting couches as they were both coming up, because you know that his career being gay for pay as a male stripper also involved being gay on the casting couch, or gay at the gay producer’s pool parties where he’d walk around with his dick out for the other gay execs to get excited over….

It worked out nicely for him, he was able to turn his male stripping into a movie franchise I’ve never seen, which means it worked out nicely for her because she married the idiot and got 50 percent of all his assets as they do…

Anyway, my story is that I met one of their agents at a bar, he may have been lying but he was very into stories of going to their house where they’d both be naked and trying to get him naked when he was dropping off scripts….because that’s what whores do when they make it, they still have the whore gene in their brain…

So, her flashing her panties jumping into bed is pretty offensive, like we don’t deserve the mom of two kids with two men pussy flash and that’s just mean spirited and bitchy…

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Posted in:Jenna Dewan|Jenna Dewan-Tatum

2023

22

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Surfs up motherfuckers.

I’m the kind of guy who would jerk off in the corner of the pool, you know a little fuck the pool jet while pretending to be doing aquafit with the senior citizens I am fucking the pool jet to, you know to justify my terrifying moans and screeching…

So, I’m into the whole bikini thing, even if bikinis aren’t naked, they’re half naked, and sometimes better than naked…

I am a believer that the bikini is the reason the internet exists, or at least social media, so with that….here’s some random ass compilation of swimwear because it is important!

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